r/pics • u/Cupcake_Octopus • Aug 12 '21

My new shower curtian

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6k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Zbignich Aug 12 '21

Technically correct.

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u/Jest_stir Aug 12 '21

Unless you have one of those "80% of home accidents" happen.

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u/gozerthebuilder Aug 12 '21

Or you find it more efficient to shower and do laundry at the same time.

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u/elmwoodblues Aug 12 '21

That's why I moved.

6

u/jereman75 Aug 12 '21

Unless you’re wearing denim shorts

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u/Zenitharr Aug 12 '21

Never-nude?

3

u/ducksinthepool Aug 12 '21

Still wearing the cutoffs, huh?

3

u/Pm-me-your-hate Aug 12 '21

Happy birthday. May your blessings be many and your problems be few.

21

u/MothMonsterMan300 Aug 12 '21

"Microsoft just went down three points!"

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u/SirJumbles Aug 12 '21

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS KID A HAPPY MEAL?

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u/MothMonsterMan300 Aug 12 '21

"he can't hurt you anymore! YOURE NOT MAD AT ME YOURE MAD AT YOUR FATHER I FORGIVE YOU!"

"You're right, you're right, I hate my father"

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u/InteriorEmotion Aug 13 '21

Hooters reference

4

u/treebark123 Aug 13 '21

“But I wipe my own ass. I wipe my own ass”

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u/lazylazylazylad Aug 12 '21

the sign from Big Daddy hahahaha

4

u/Jamesgepps Aug 12 '21

The best nightlight.

4

u/Honeybee_Buzz Aug 12 '21

It’ll go nicely with your “GET NAKED” bath mat

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u/FeCard Aug 13 '21

My shower curtain says "fuck it, GET NAKED"

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u/Honeybee_Buzz Aug 14 '21

Love it! My bath mat does in fact say get naked, I love it. So many people have commented on it 😂 (I got it from Urban Outfitters if anyone cares, lol)

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u/laksxmy Aug 12 '21

😂😂😂😂

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u/abidelunacy Aug 12 '21

So much better then dead to all but a certain segment of the population.

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u/OnVelvetHill Aug 12 '21

That’s pretty cool

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u/Massive-Ad7628 Aug 12 '21

I need this

for reasons

2

u/HowardMoo Aug 12 '21

When I saw the thumbnail I thought it was going to say "Bates Motel."

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u/durgadas Aug 12 '21

Well, in my house, that curtain lies. It DOES point to me on the toilet, but I'm rarely nude, but rather only partially so.

And sure, what is coming out of me is not the most alive part of me, I am still alive while doing it.

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u/Photogurt Aug 12 '21

Plural?

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u/Cupcake_Octopus 24d ago

Gotta save water and shower together ;)

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u/AduroTri Aug 13 '21

LIVE NUDE PRANKSTERS! Starring the Bikini Bottom Ghosts!

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u/abevigodasmells Aug 13 '21

Awesome, where did you get?

2

u/pappyvanwinkle1111 Aug 13 '21

Damn, that is cool! What a change it would be from periodic table shower curtain.

2

u/Jor4el20 Aug 13 '21

Why did I read this as “evil nudes”? Haha

2

u/golfer888 Aug 13 '21

not the nudes we wanted but the nudes we deserved

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u/wellgood4u Aug 13 '21

You shower naked?

1

u/Cupcake_Octopus Aug 13 '21

I have to, im a dirty slut.

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u/surajvj Aug 12 '21

What time are the show, usually.

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u/SwizZ121 Aug 12 '21

Care to share where you got that from?

3

u/someones_dog Aug 12 '21

I just bought one on Amazon for $30. I'll have it on Saturday

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u/StevenWannabe Aug 12 '21

They got it from their mamma

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u/isa_belhinha Aug 12 '21

Maybe you can find it on Allyexpress.

2

u/RubberDuckyKiller Aug 12 '21

The arrow is pointing at the cat in the cat pan.

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u/4pope2on0dope Aug 12 '21

In "Big Daddy" when the kid ask for a nightlight. Lol

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Aug 12 '21

OP will have free showings at 10:00am, 2:00pm, 6:00pm and a special one at 11:00pm.

Highest donator gets to pick the soap brand.

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u/Cupcake_Octopus Aug 13 '21

Ah! Was wondering when my marketing guy was gonna get here.

Any chance I can skip today's 2pm? I need to get more soap.

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy Aug 12 '21

And that your honour is how this terrible mistake came about

1

u/mikemason1965 Aug 12 '21

What is a curtian?

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u/Cupcake_Octopus 24d ago

My horrible spelling error lol

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u/espelhosocial Aug 12 '21

Eu curti, más na minha opinião, não ficaria melhor no fundo preto?

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u/pygmypuffonacid Aug 12 '21

I suppose it's true

1

u/ro_thunder Aug 12 '21

Noice... Toight!

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u/Yo_nerd Aug 12 '21

Metalobism? Yeah! I have a chocolate shake and my ass juggles for a week!

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u/real_hugo_stiglitz Aug 12 '21

But what if you’re a Never-Nude?

1

u/Jimbo1982 Aug 13 '21

Geoffs been watching over us for nearly a year now

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u/BisquickNinja Aug 13 '21

Would be embarrassing if the nudes were dead...

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u/connectedLL Aug 13 '21

Unless you're a never-nude

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u/Accurate-View-2114 Aug 12 '21

Slaps only if it’s a lady

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u/MurderDoneRight Aug 12 '21

Whatever... call me when you got some dead nudes!

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u/Celloer Aug 12 '21

I was on the highway, and I saw a sign that said “live nude girls.” I thought, you probably don’t need the “live.” I wasn’t even thinking about the girl’s mortality until you brought it up.

Dead nude girls, “Pull over man I’m pretty curious.” Injured nude girls, “Perfect let’s go there. If they’re still alive they can’t get away.” Mortals strip club. “Now on the ICU stage, Amber!” She just wheels out. Foot’s up.

~Demetri Martin

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u/weelluuuu Aug 12 '21

Can I get a Pixilated one ?

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u/BRITElazar Aug 12 '21

Tell me you 70 without telling me you're 70