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u/Technical_Flamingo54 26d ago
Why is this unexpected? Are you even a bro?
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u/Sekkun1794 26d ago
A bro protects a bro, especially from STDs, that is the least expectation yo
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u/TerribleUsername4 26d ago edited 26d ago
They’re both guys tho, so why do they need condoms? Do you need condoms for butt stuff?
Edit: Since it wasn’t obvious to a lot of you. I AM JOKING. Butt stuff is pretty much how the whole AIDS epidemic started in the 1st place.
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u/Sp1derX 26d ago
You know how many blood vessels are in a butt?
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u/Atomicrex2015 26d ago
This is gonna take a while to count, but I'll ping you right back.
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u/EmilyMaze_trans_21 26d ago
Technically no but, it's a really good idea to prevent getting a sexually transmitted disease.
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u/Arkenhiem 26d ago
They’re from Florida, no wonder the girls are assholes
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u/bredboidotcom 26d ago
Yeah it’s totally the Florida girls.
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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago
Florida girls do suck, I can confirm
Florida men are weird, I can confirm
Only normal and sexy thing here is the alligators
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u/micahamey 26d ago
I asked the girls she wants to go to the beach with me once and her friend threw an ice cream cone at my head
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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago edited 26d ago
Ngl frfr Florida girls are on a whole 'nother level, and not in a good way. Florida boys are a 50/50 of either being friends or assholes. But Florida girls? You don't wanna talk to them at all.
Edit: some of y'all think I'm strictly talking about dating. No, I'm not. Girls aren't just for dating purposes, I'm also talking about friendship too.
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u/devils_advocate24 26d ago
You made me realize every girl I know from Florida has some kinda stick up their ass lol
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u/TheFloridaManYT 26d ago
As a Florida resident currently in high school I can confirm this.
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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago
As a Florida resident who graduated high school this year, I can confirm your confirmation.
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u/squarybuttholes 26d ago
As a Kentucky resident who graduated over 15 yrs ago, I can not confirm any confirmations of confirmations.
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u/Flying_Pretzals1 26d ago
As a fellow resident of the Florida, I can confirm your confirmation of u/TheFloridaManYT ’s confirmation.
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u/mayalourdes 26d ago
I’m a woman from Florida and I think I am very nice :’) now I’m a bit sad
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u/OfficialRedC 26d ago
It's generalization, obviously not all Florida women suck
Better to generalize than target people, plus Florida is a fucking chaotic place anyway
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u/Fe1ix0r 26d ago
SHe’S nOt IntEresTeD
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u/micahamey 26d ago
Thing is we ended up hanging out later that night anyway. Her friend threw ice cream cone at me, and then she poked a hole in the top of her water bottle to help clean it out of my hair and stuff. And then I gave her my number anyway on a postcard I had bought earlier. I didn't have anything else to write on so it's either that or do that awkward thing where you both have your phones out and you say blah blah blah are you ready and then you say your number and then you correct her when she says it back and then whatever.
Anyway the point is we hung out later that night took a walk on a beach went back to alligator Jack's. Had dinner we talked some more over food and then we went back to the beach just to see the sunset. And her friend kept texting her over and over to see how the date was and she let me respond on her phone as if it was her.
Oh no mine is that initial event we had fun. Stayed in contact for like six or eight months after I went back home. Now it's more of like a happy birthday message to each other and a Merry Christmas sort of thing. She's married with two kids now same here. Her friend on the other hand moved to Germany and is a marketing consultant for some cheese company there. She's single.
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u/HarryHeck44 26d ago
Florida man stabbed with alarm clock https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.news-journalonline.com/news/20181101/deputies-bunnell-woman-uses-alarm-clock-to-stab-boyfriend%3ftemplate=ampart
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u/GoodTasteIsGood 26d ago
They weren't though. Music aside virtually all of them made a joke out of it so I assuming he has a pretty jokey relationship with all these people.
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u/memelerguzelmis 26d ago
Worst she can say is no
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u/shmeboi11 26d ago
I was sadly mistaken that the worst she can say is simply no
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u/PartyByMyself 26d ago
The worst response I got was the girl telling me she would rather stab her eyes and out die. Ahhh, fond memories of high school. Still alone and single a decade later... But at least I have booze now.
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u/OrderOfMagnitude 26d ago
Username checks out....... sadly
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u/Pees_On_Skidmarks 26d ago
Hey if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with
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u/bitumi 26d ago
The problem is, that I hate the guy I'm with.
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u/SteamBoatBill1022 26d ago
The silver lining is that you’re the only guy who can change the guy. If you can still stomach the thought of not changing “the guy” then you’re not ready yet but you have to always be cognizant of the fact that you can very easily die not being ready.
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u/chahud 26d ago
“Ur ugly” 🙃
If chicks think that dude is ugly I am sincerely fucked...and by fucked I mean not fucked.
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u/KittenOnHunt 26d ago
Yeah I'd say he's hot
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u/sahil11kumar 26d ago
'Eww'
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u/RedditorNamedEww 26d ago
Why hello there, my good sir. What may I be at service for today?
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u/Shtnonurdog 26d ago
“If you don’t ask, the answer is always ‘no’”
It took me a while to believe in myself enough to believe that quote.
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u/wingspantt 26d ago
I asked a girl out in middle school, she laughed while drinking milk and coughed up milk. She choked on the milk and all her friends laughed at her. I think she was pisaes at me for making her look stupid in front of everyone.
So no, hearing no isn't the worst outcome.
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u/InnocentDog 26d ago
“no ur ugly” shows only forehead
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u/jhonsdon 26d ago
Honestly they’re probably friends who like to trash talk each other
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u/ELITEJimHarbaugh 26d ago
Yeah or it was just planned. A lot of people getting mad over nothing
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u/willmaster123 26d ago
absolutely zero way this was not planned, or just fake entirely. Its very easy to just put text in front of an image and pretend its a message
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u/exhaustedcheese 26d ago
That’s how ppl respond to each other. None of these answers are out of reach. You can say its fake but you’ll never know for sure
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u/michael_green_04 26d ago
Most likely this was set up, the only one I could see being realistic was the “sorry but I don’t really know you that well yet” one
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u/arthur_vandelay12 26d ago
I could personally see all of these being completely natural. These all seem like expected responses if you were a social person and sent the original snap to a ton of ppl you had in your contacts.
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u/GoodTasteIsGood 26d ago
Am I the only one who thought virtually every single one of those girls was also joking?
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u/seductivestain 26d ago
"Hey I'm making a Tiktok and I have a lot of followers, send me a fake snap of you rejecting me and you'll get featured in a relatively popular video."
Is most likely what happened.
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u/krob0422 26d ago
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u/Pink_Monkey 26d ago
How many of us watching this had the exact same reaction of “yes” (or some variation thereof)
Like, “fuck yeah dude, that will be more fun anyhow”
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u/The_duck_lord404 26d ago
I'm bi and the guy is cute.
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u/Peter_Baum 26d ago
Yea like tf did tht one girl mean no ur ugly?? If tht mans ugly ion understand the world no more
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u/The_duck_lord404 26d ago
Why are we rating people like this. It's just weird. People have different tastes and the reasons i think the guy is cute can't be summed up in a trivago review.
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u/bigfeetsmallpp 26d ago
Like I get that they may not be interested... but why be an asshole about it ?
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u/chahud 26d ago
Cause lots of ladies (and gentlemen to be fair) walk around like their shit doesn’t stink
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u/FozzieB525 26d ago
But, as they lean a little bit closer, I think you’ll agree that they’ll find roses really smell like poo poo, oooo.
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u/luc2110 26d ago
It's fake. The first one is evan rachael wood and emma Watson is one
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u/FatCharmander 26d ago
No, that's not Evan Rachael Wood or Emma Watson.
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u/BurritoBoy11 26d ago
Dude this is so fake. The third “girl” is master character actor Gary Oldman.
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u/zombie32killah 26d ago
Actually I believe that. Dude is the best character actor ever.
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u/Beltox2pointO 26d ago
Being nice isn't always enough to dissuade someone from pushing the issue.
Or, they could just be cunts. Who really knows.
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u/Axlah 26d ago
He's ugly?
We're screwed, boys.
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u/SpontyKarma 26d ago
Honestly that’s something my female friends would say as a joke before they said yes
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u/Too_Caffinated 26d ago
The bois have his back
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u/Big_Green_Piccolo 26d ago
Meanwhile theres like 8 girls shown that don't have dates
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u/Hillbilly12345678910 26d ago
Holy shit that caught me so off guard I think this is my new favourite from the sub
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u/h8_speech 26d ago
This is why I only have sex with bros
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u/jakelasc 26d ago
Bro 😂😂😂
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u/h8_speech 26d ago
Bro? 😳
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u/Roxas-The-Nobody 26d ago
Bro 😏
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u/h8_speech 26d ago
Bro 😩
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u/franklanpat 26d ago
They don't deserve you anyway, the homies always come first
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u/AwkwardGamerRNx 26d ago
“Homies unite! Everyone touch tips!”
pants unzipping
“Wha - No, I meant our actual…does anybody read my emails?”
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u/alang8113 26d ago
Ecstasy of Gold makes everything epic.
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u/BBQQA 26d ago
Thank you! I couldn't remember what the song was called.
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u/alang8113 26d ago
It’s from one of the greatest westerns of all time. The Good, The Bad and the Ugly.
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u/melalegolas 26d ago
Damn Dude has a lot of dates now. Hope he can juggle all of his bois there.
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u/PalicoJoe 26d ago
I need homies like this all the ones I have just say “gross I’m not gay”
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u/Ale_KO 26d ago
What generation are you? I'm 21 now, and the culture where I am has always been to jokingly be bromantic towards eachother.
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u/ToplessSurferDude 26d ago
This dude is rather good looking, i just have a feeling this is staged. Also u know, asking girls in bulks... for dates. Bad idea . Funny video tho
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u/TrumpSmokesMids27 26d ago
Damn y’all. Dude ain’t even ugly. They could have done the respectful thing and just left him on read
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u/reddit_mustbtrue 26d ago
Who is the asshole, every girl in his school or him based on the response?
It's 50/50
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u/Turtle-dude6 26d ago
Homies always are with the boys.