Give me one too granny. - r/MadeMeSmile

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“ can’t miss that +5 speed bonus “

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u/jhannus Aug 13 '21

Haha!

In Nioh: Running Speed +5% (Yamamba high five)

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u/blAnsitI Aug 13 '21

Absolutely

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This made me so happy!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/Bozo_dubbed_over Aug 13 '21

Yeah I hate when old people try and mingle with the non-olds. That's why I had to slap granny across her gross old wrinkled face every time she asked me how my day was. Stop trying to mingle with me, you disgusting non-youth.

Edit: /s... in case it wasn't obvious

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u/Sure_Jellyfish Aug 13 '21

I sense a heart made out of stone 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/ppppie_ Aug 13 '21

man.. stfu

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u/KaijuHunterBrax Aug 13 '21

Username checks out.

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u/OkDiscipline2955 Aug 13 '21

Yo, the way she turrrrnnneeeddd and looked at that one chick that left her hangin' . I was hollerin' 🤣

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u/jhannus Aug 13 '21

I was waiting for it… but it was right there the whole time!

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

This is the first post on here in a while that genuinely made me smile.

Sure other posts are lovely, don't get me wrong. But not many actually bring a smile to my face.

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u/Dry-Dragonfly-1419 Aug 13 '21

You took the words right out of my mouth. I especially love to see all the people coming from the far side of the road to high five this old lady. So cool

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u/---G0D--- Aug 13 '21

Wholesome

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u/microcoffee Aug 13 '21

This was epic. Made me tear up

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u/sleepingonwaffles Aug 13 '21

Granny power!

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u/ImGrizzled Aug 13 '21

Ughh. I love old people. 🥰

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u/BickenBackk Aug 13 '21

Me when it's my cake day and i'm fishing for that obligatory good boy karma

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u/PriatePenguin Aug 13 '21

must..... finish..... race....

GRANNY SLAPS!

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u/Amalaiel Aug 13 '21

She’s actually the queen.

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u/weirdlysane Aug 13 '21

I’ve seen this one before but still couldn’t stop watching

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u/Odd_Understanding_75 Aug 13 '21

Plot twist- she farted on her own hand

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u/e1doradocaddy Aug 13 '21

What they didn't know was that granny was patient zero for COVID-19

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u/lees1492 Aug 13 '21

Stay home forever

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u/MugillacuttyHOF37 Aug 13 '21

“ high-five you dumb shits.”

High Fiving Granny

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u/Bunnilox Aug 13 '21

She’s adorable 🤷🏽‍♀️❤️🥰

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u/PaulVazo21 Aug 13 '21

Take my upvote, that's all I have.

Wish I could give it an award but I already used the free one I had on that Rickrolling post.

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u/JakSilver2000 Aug 13 '21

Wholesome, gives me a smile that I really needed right now

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u/arinlws Aug 13 '21

What a darling!

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u/lolleknolle Aug 13 '21

Whats killing me about this is, that things like this are probably dead for quite a while thanks to COVID

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u/TorrenceMightingale Aug 13 '21

The Covid Queen of Ipswich?

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u/lees1492 Aug 13 '21

Please stay inside for ever

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u/ur_avg_asshole Aug 13 '21

Granny's got covid

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u/ur_avg_asshole Aug 13 '21

Everthing is fun and games until you find out granny's got covid

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u/Arv_luv_me Aug 13 '21

Plot twist she has covid.

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u/Flipper_Purify Aug 13 '21

Covid-19 super spreader right here

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 14 '21

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u/Skittles_the_Dawn Aug 13 '21

Haha. I assumed we all knew this but every comment section has Snark and covid. Now we have ours. Also dude, run, around her. You have bigger concerns if go go granny can run you down like the crab that always catches me in my nightmares.

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u/Signal_Tip_7107 Aug 13 '21

Plot twist. She caught Covid and die..

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u/Brandon_Baker Aug 13 '21

Wtf what?

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u/B12zturtelz Aug 13 '21

:))

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u/AverageTortilla Aug 13 '21

Why does granny remind me of Queen Elizabeth?

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u/Schnitze Aug 13 '21

Wisdom gift is not a buff easily gained. Tap wisely.

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u/jmoyles Aug 13 '21

Just basic wholesomely (tm) goodness.

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u/joshforbes Aug 13 '21

That’s how Covid started.

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u/666sad999 Aug 13 '21

THIS COULD NEVER HAVE ENOUGH LIKES OR AWARDS!!! It’s too pure!

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u/Revealtus Aug 13 '21

Awww

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u/Difficult_Duck1246 Aug 13 '21

I was waiting for something awful to happen

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u/Current-Community-99 Aug 13 '21

Made her whole year I’m sure of it

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u/Efficient_Emu1723 Aug 13 '21

Granny's the checkpoint

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u/FakeCubeMaster Aug 13 '21

:)))))

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u/anazambrano Aug 13 '21

And now, there’s covid :(

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u/ing-me Aug 13 '21

Y'all should change the name of this sub in r/mademecry bc how the hell am I always bawling when here

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u/freddydanger Aug 13 '21

Check out Ozzy Man's Review's commentaries on this video. Funny as hell.

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u/Jollydancer Aug 13 '21

So cute!

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u/bread-makes-u-fat Aug 13 '21

i LOVE her so much

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u/youtastebitter Aug 13 '21

I really appreciated the people going out of their way for the high five.

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u/jackseppelin Aug 13 '21

how i hope everyone be treating my mother everyday and what i think about when i am randomly nice to the august and venerated mothers even before the events of the past year

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u/dano539 Aug 13 '21

Who wouldn’t want a encouraging power up?

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u/Easton8 Aug 13 '21

What a great lady! I hope this made everyone happy

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u/thatAWKWRDninja Aug 13 '21

I’d go to dead last just to high five her if I had to

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u/AlvinArtDream Aug 13 '21

COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID COVID