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That girls name?
Matt Turk.
speedrunned that date and then speed ran away
Poser, bet she plays candy crush.
I’d watch a SummoningSalt video on Candy Crush speed running records
I’d watch a summoning salt video on speedrunning buying crack behind train stations
Fuck crack. I want to see 4-MMC.
Speedrunning buying 4-MMC behind train station is gonna be tough tho
In America? Impossible. Can’t even get that on the DNM.
Summoning Salt videos are so goddamn hypnotic. It’s like zen crack for my brain.
Summoning Salt is legit!
- be anon
- like the vidyaz
- meet girl who likes the vidyaz
- invite her over
- don’t ask girl what she’d like to do
- play a YouTube video about vidyaz
- ignore the vidyaz
- girl naturally gets bored and jets
- anon assumes she didn’t like vidyaz then
guess anon’s a fucking idiot then