1. Connect to Laptop
2. Start adb
3. Flash phone
4. Install [distro]
5. Profit

There should be a hardware reset pin hole somewhere near the place where PIN/SD cards are placed. It was designed specifically for VIM users. Hold it with a narrow object.

EDIT: typo

Damn, I guess you need a new phone.

Obviously, you need to feed the cow first!

Force stop the app!! Turn off the phone!! Throw it into Mordor! Its literally the only way

You don’t exit Vim. Only Vim exits you.