• DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
      53·
      9 months ago

      It’s the timeline where Anakin confessed to being secret married to the Council, and they told him “Duh, you made it really obvious, also it’s okay? Master Ki-Adi-Mundi has like, three wives. Obviously it’s not preferable but it’s not like it’d make you genocide a village or anything.”

      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
        58·
        9 months ago

        I like how when when Padme was told he went all school shooter she was like ‘no! He wouldn’t! He couldn’t!’ When she should have said ‘yeah lol he does that sometimes. Killed a bunch of sand people kids a few years back. Still sucked his dick tho. Should have heard what he said about sand.’

        • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
          5·
          9 months ago

          “We can get past all the murder and genocide, let’s run away and raise our kid together! It’s ok as long as you support democracy!”

          “Well actually…”

          Pulls away