I think the phone number in the song is better written in cadence to the music

0118 999 88199 9119 725… 3

The only phone number I have memorised…

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From today, dialling 999 [the real UK emergency number] won’t get you the emergency services — and that’s not the only thing that’s changing. Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better-looking drivers mean they’re not just the emergency services — they’re your emergency services. So, remember the number 0118 999 881 999 119 725 … 3.

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Ah yes, quoting the transphobic show written by the renowned transphobe Graham Linehan

Nah, we say plees

I always loved the how the line “rise up lights” when pronounced with an American or English accent is ‘razor blades’ in an Australian accent.