r/AskReddit 29d ago

What’s a fact that’s real, but sounds completely fake?

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u/Soloflow786 29d ago

When you get a kidney transplant, they usually just leave your original kidneys in your body and put the 3rd kidney in your pelvis.

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u/SeattleSushiGirl 29d ago

Yes, this is true! Both my dad and little sister had kidney transplants. It was explained to me that keeping the old kidney in was because it still partially functions.

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u/darksidemojo 28d ago

Also it’s safer to keep it in. Less risk of bleeding if you don’t cut it out.

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u/Nisja 28d ago edited 28d ago

I had half a kidney removed due to kidney stones (at the ripe old age of 24) and that fucker bled so much, I had to have a few blood transfusions.

Drink more water, people. And don't consume cheap protein powder that's full of shit.

Edit: apologies guys I've been well busy, I don't think the website I bought my protein from even exists anymore (UK based if that helps?) but it was cheap as chips!

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u/aehanken 28d ago

I’ve been having slushies for the past 2 months after I get off work. Thanks for the reminder. I’m gonna go drink some water after I finish my nearly full slushie I have currently

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u/wafflefelafel 28d ago

Diabetus here we come!

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u/aehanken 28d ago

Yeah…. I should probably stop. What’s even worse is that this one dude that works there will literally just give it to me for free when he’s on the clock. At least I’m young 😂

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u/bickdickanivia 28d ago

You’re incurring deny my friend. Young doesn’t mean impervious, it just means nothing has come to collect yet. I work with a lot of elderly (60+) clients. Take care of yourself now or everything will be a pain in the ass later.

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u/Accmonster1 28d ago

This is so true, just turned 25 and already seeing people I went to highschool with fall into serious medical complications from poor health. At 21 I would’ve thought I could live forever. Now that thought seems so much more naive every day

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u/aehanken 28d ago

Oh I know, I should’ve put “/s” lol

I’m 21 and this guy I went to high school with got testicular cancer a few months back. I’m sure it’s terrifying getting something like that so young

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u/GozerDGozerian 28d ago

Too many testicular slushies?

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u/Correctamos 28d ago

Testicular cancer is a young man’s disease. Extremely uncommon in older men.

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u/WhoaItsCody 28d ago

Age isn’t gonna save you, it’ll just snowball on you.

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u/NakamuraYuu 28d ago

Getting kidney stone 1st at age of 20. That not a old age thing anymore, doesn't it?

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u/ithinktherefore 28d ago

Nope. Had my first at 20. Now in my 30s, just got a CT scan after passing another stone and they found 17 lurking in my kidneys! No dietary red flags, and I drink a ton of water.

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u/coinpile 28d ago

I’m 34, when I was in my teens I would drink pretty much nothing but energy drinks and soda. When I realized how incredibly unhealthy that was, I started drinking pretty much nothing but fruit juice. Then when I realized that this wasn’t much healthier, I just started drinking water. Never had a kidney stone in my life... I wonder if part of it is genetic.

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u/ithinktherefore 28d ago

Genetics plays a big part in it for sure. Even just luck like the shape of the structures inside your kidneys.

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u/superzenki 28d ago

I got my first and only one at 27 (I think?), never went to the urologist for a follow-up because I passed it at home without realizing it. The hospital said it was probably dehydration so I gave up my weekly energy drinks, and have started getting better about drinking water this year to stay hydrated.

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u/ithinktherefore 28d ago

Good steps! Still worth seeing a urologist — if for nothing else, to get established with a practice. That way if you ever get another one and it’s too big to pass, you can get a urologist appointment and get help sooner. The ER doesn’t do those kind of procedures, they’re not considered “emergent” unless your kidneys are completely blocked up and you can pee at all.

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u/AcceptableTesticle 28d ago

I had my first kidney stone at age 17. My daughter had her first kidney stone surgery at age 14.

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u/Nisja 28d ago

It's in the DNA! (My surgeon did actually say some people just grow 'em)

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u/AcceptableTesticle 28d ago

I've been told the same thing. We all have a genetic condition that makes absorbing vitamins and minerals difficult. As a result, calcium ends up dumping in our kidneys.

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u/TheFakeDogzilla 28d ago

Examples of cheap protein powder?

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u/oleguschiggz 28d ago

Shit what type of protein powder

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u/GuyPronouncedGee 28d ago

Too much protein, period. (Depending on your body’s propensity to make a certain type of kidney stone.)

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u/bickdickanivia 28d ago

Yeaaaah that’s a myth. Drink water, and you can safely consume at least 1.5g/lbs of body weight in protein daily. This has been studied into the ground

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u/sssttteeevvveee 28d ago

Yeah I'd really like a source on whey protein causing kidney stones. Do some powders have added calcium or something?

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u/bickdickanivia 28d ago

It’s likely additives. PMID 31121843 goes into a bit of details regarding safe protein consumption

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u/GuyPronouncedGee 28d ago

From Harvard Medical School:

Stones can also form from uric acid, which is a byproduct of protein metabolism.

And:

Eating too much animal protein, such as red meat, poultry, eggs, and seafood, boosts the level of uric acid and could lead to kidney stones.

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u/bickdickanivia 28d ago

Cool, read the body of evidence.

PMID: 31121843

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u/GuyPronouncedGee 28d ago

I read it. You seem to know what you’re talking about, so here is a question:

In that study and others, they typically use phrases like “in healthy adults” or “in healthy kidneys”.

My kidneys have demonstrated that they like to produce stones. To me, a kidney that produces stones on a normal diet is not healthy, so do these studies apply to me?

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u/MidnightSnAAck 28d ago

I had the same thought lol

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u/oleguschiggz 28d ago

I believe creatine is actually the only supplement with pretty good evidence for muscle growth. I’ve always heard that besides protein and creatine most of the stuff being sold is pretty much snake oil

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u/Typical-Locksmith-35 28d ago

Truth. Something like building up a few creatine grams in your system over 2 weeks shows really good efficacy.

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u/Fr33Paco 28d ago

So drinking more water

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u/bickdickanivia 28d ago

This is utter bullshit and five minutes on pubmed will prove it. It increases intercellular water storage and allows your muscles to endure more volume + lift at higher intensities. In addition to that, creatine also has neurological benefits which has garnered it a ton of research funding. Please don’t spread misinformation when 45 seconds of googling could at least get you a bare minimum understanding, and a couple hours of reading research reviews would almost entirely clear up.

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u/themerzoh 28d ago

I spent almost my entire life drinking essentially strictly soda. Finally at 23 I decided to quit drinking it altogether and I couldn't believe how much better I felt and also how the fuck I survived this long.

I still drink red bull because I desperately need caffeine but I'm trying to quit drinking energy drinks too.

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u/alan2998 28d ago

Amen, and lay off the fricken energy drinks.

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u/kikothebirb 28d ago

Right as I’m drinking my cheap protein powder drink—

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u/cowjuicer074 28d ago

120oz of water a day for me. Fuck a kidney stone. Fuck em to hell. You can never describe the pain fully to anyone

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u/Poptartlivesmatter 28d ago

How bad do kidney stones have to be to get a kidney removed

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u/Nisja 28d ago

Excruciating and since it took me a year for treatment I developed a lovely reliance on painkillers 🙃

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u/bananapadawan 28d ago

Nothing is worse than peeing blood

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u/MattyDaBest 28d ago

This is gonna scare me into hydration

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u/studentblues 24d ago

Holy shit, what brand is this?

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u/PersephonePersimmon 28d ago

Don't use protein powder full stop! Your kidneys can't process all that protein, it damages them. Honestly, over the 2018 period when I accompanied my husband to his post transplant appointments there were so many big weightlifter types in there with renal failure from high intakes of protein powder. The Doctors said that it's sadly becoming more common because people seem to think this shit helps when it can cause major problems.

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u/darksidemojo 28d ago

Those muscle builders go into renal failure not only from high protein intake but they often go into rhabdomyolysis (rapid breakdown of muscle tissue due to overexertion) the breakdown of the muscle releases a ton of nephrotoxins that can clog the kidneys and if not treated with a shit ton of fluids can cause permanent damage.

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u/halfphysicshalfmath 28d ago

This is the single biggest reason I'm hesitant to take whey to supplement my daily needs, sprouts and other options have worked out great thus far.... I know I'll need whey at some point though when I'm no longer progressing in muscle mass

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u/DaddyCatALSO 28d ago

Plus you don't risk dmaging the adrenal gland

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u/poopellar 29d ago

Yeah first time I heard that I was like
'You've got to be kidney in me"

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u/theshizzler 28d ago

Good one, neph

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u/Dougally 28d ago

Right arse (nephritis)

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u/MrSmileyZ 29d ago

Take the upvote and F U!

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u/RaceToYourDeath 28d ago

Get off the stage!

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u/Emotional_Rabbit8504 28d ago

Don't be such a creatine

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u/grannybubbles 28d ago

You have no filter...

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u/Camillionaire94 28d ago

Adorable! When my mom was getting a transplant my nephew asked her why they were putting a cat in her. He thought everyone was saying "kitty"

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u/nint3njoe_2003 28d ago

Really reaching for that one, weren't you?

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u/Byizo 28d ago

This stretched the limits of pun humor. I told it to my kidney didn't even laugh.

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u/Gseph 28d ago

*you've got 3 be kindey in me.

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u/Lord_WilliamBlakeney 28d ago

Fittingly, groan is an anagram of organ.

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u/ugottabekiddingmee 28d ago

My username checks out?

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u/Syheriat 28d ago

Puns truly are the lowest form of humour, fight me.

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u/dontbeprejudiced 28d ago

Sigh... I guess that's a sign that I need to take a break now.

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u/Nobodysbestfriend 28d ago

The dad in me loves this comment!

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u/arkangelic 28d ago

Plus the surgery to take them out adds a danger that can be avoided by just leaving them well enough alone lol

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u/fujiagar 28d ago

I’m curious why they needed the transplant- was it adult polycystic kidney disease?

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u/SeattleSushiGirl 28d ago

Doctors aren't quite sure but random kidney failure seems to run in the family. I can think of a handful of other family members with it too.

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u/kaiyotic 28d ago

So people post kidney transplant are superior beings? They have 2.x working kidneys with x being how much out of 10 their failing kidney still works. Unless both original kidneys failed offcourse

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u/Business-Tie4925 28d ago

1.x. Kidney transplants are not done if one kidney still works.

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u/kaiyotic 28d ago

Did not know this. Thank you

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u/SofaDay 28d ago

If the new one doesn't take, you'll be glad you kept the old one. That applies to anything in life.

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u/Eggplantemojicum 28d ago

My friend had a transplant and they left the kidney in with an infection and tl;dr she had to have a second transplant

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u/udntsay 28d ago

I hear they kept the kidney because it helps the body from rejecting the new one. But I doubt that’s true.

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u/barnagotte 28d ago

No, that's not why. The old urethra is connected to the new kidney. The old kidney artery is connected to the new kidney. Old kidney doesnt' have any blood flow to filter, and no tube anyway to transport urine to the bladder.

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u/Nate2247 28d ago

That, and they’re pretty much big sacks of blood. Unless something about the kidney is actively dangerous (infection/necrosis), then it’s actually safer to leave it in.

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u/TheSpiceMustFlooow 28d ago

This implies some sort of load-balancing among the three kidneys administrated by _______________???

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u/epochpenors 29d ago

I’ve always wondered what happens if you need a fourth or a fifth kidney, do they just keep cramming more in? What if they only have kidneys at like one eighth functionality but they have a bunch of them? Does your abdomen just end up as a big bag of kidneys?

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u/SchipholRijk 28d ago

They remove the broken new one. It sometimes happens when the body starts fighting the new kidney.

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u/RockHardRocks 28d ago

Sometimes but not always. I’ve seen it maybe twice.

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u/LornaBramble 29d ago

"This kidney was my mom's, this kidney came from my neighbour...oh and this one over here is from a buddy I was in the service with. Gotta go easy on that one."

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u/Jackandahalfass 28d ago

Tonight on A&E’s “Kidney Hoarders…”

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u/Sai_Krithik 28d ago

Lmao. What about that one at the top centre?

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u/Sir-Simon-Spamalot 28d ago

That one's from me.

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u/OGScubaGuyver 28d ago

Gotta attach them all

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u/dancegoddess1971 28d ago

At least you didn't get your buddy's liver. I would not trust a military liver. They have been worked overtime for years usually.

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u/notwutiwantd 28d ago

sounds like a Far Side caption

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u/ThinWhiteRogue 28d ago

There's an Invader Zim episode about this.

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u/SkyezOpen 28d ago

My squeedlyspooch!

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u/IWantALargeFarva 28d ago

I used to work with someone who had 2 kidney transplants. On his second transplant, they took out the first transplanted one.

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u/Tbell221 28d ago

my Dad has one of my kidneys, which was his second transplant. He would have had 4 at that point but one of his original kidneys became cancerous and had to be removed. So he currently has three, only one of which is his own. and they all do some of the work. Though the one he got from me does the lion's share.

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u/onlytech_nofashion 28d ago

don't worry, you will wait for ever for a second kidney.

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u/caniborrowyourkidney 28d ago

Oh yeah, fucking tell me about it. 12 years so far after only a year and a half wait for the first one. You get more sensitized with each transplant and any blood transfusions. How sensitized you are is expressed by the percentage of kidneys that are the same blood type as you that your antibodies would try to murder if transplanted. So as an example I am 98% sensitized, so 98% of the blood type A kidneys that become available will not be a match for me. This is only for deceased donors, if you have a living donor, they can fuck with your immune system before hand so they don't have to worry about the antibodies as much. The process takes a couple weeks (I think), so it can't be done with deceased donors, where the kidney has to be transplanted within a day or so.

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u/onlytech_nofashion 28d ago

Thank you for your explaining response.

My father was on dialysis for 34 (no typo) years. I can say...sadly...I know somehow how you feel...no offense.

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u/AridHaze14 28d ago

My dad's friend just got his 3rd kidney put in him, Now he has 5!

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u/ProfessorBeer 28d ago

“I am Kidney Man, and my superpower is not having working kidneys”

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u/GuacinmyPaintbox 28d ago

It's just like a drawer full of old remote controls

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u/SkyezOpen 28d ago

More organs means more human.

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u/robophile-ta 28d ago

do they just keep cramming more in?

Yes

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u/betayce 28d ago

Yes. Unless they have a good reason to cut it out, if someone needs multiple transplants they just keep stuffing them in there.

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u/tournant 28d ago

I've got 2 third party kidneys but the factory ones were removed.

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u/fxrnanda 28d ago

actually they do lol my mom has four kidneys but she’s in dialysis now because none of them are fully functional

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u/lenny_ray 28d ago

Kidneys all the way down

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u/Fanatical_Idiot 28d ago

IF you need a second or third kidney its likely because your transplant is being rejected. Unlike your original kidney they kind of have to take that one out or its probably going to fuck you up a lot.

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u/Tchrspest 28d ago

Like a bag of marbles.

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u/loccolito 29d ago

Can confirm i had 3 kidneys for a while now i got one after a second transplant.

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u/BladeLigerV 29d ago

So is it like upgrading you computer with some new RAM sticks?

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u/loccolito 29d ago

Well when i had 3 kidneys it was more like you needed new Rams for your computer as the other two was not working but you decided to not remove the old broken ones.

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u/MinshewGOAT 28d ago

So every once in a while you'd randomly crash due to memory issues?

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u/loccolito 28d ago

Well i don't really have a lot of memories from the year i was on dialysis so i guess it is kinda true.

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u/limbtz 28d ago

Might as we get a 4th one so you can run as dual channel

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u/FatBeardedSeal 28d ago edited 28d ago

Nah it's like you had a Striped RAID array but the HDDs are having sector issues and half your pirated 2005 Napster Rips are already gone. So you beg your friends and family until someone gives you a Western Digital external drive so you can at least keep the pictures of your graduation and your kids birthdays.

In the mean time you upload everything to your cloud drives (dialysis) but they fill up once a month and you have to decide if you need to have an 8k resolution 2 min video of your cat being cute or pictures of the year you spent backpacking across Europe.

You're not gonna waste space saving 32bit Britney Spears singles now but maybe you can make the RAID into a page file or grab the good stuff and format it back to 2 disks and have the worst HDD as a page file and the better one to store stuff you are only mildly attached to.

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u/JHT230 28d ago

But the new ram stick is soldered to some random space on the motherboard rather than replacing one in a proper slot

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u/Hanslmoarx 28d ago

Be careful to run them in dualchannel though !

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u/luyeasa 28d ago

Ok my first chuckle of the day and it’s 9:25am where I’m at :)

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u/HenryDigitalMrkting 28d ago

Can confirm I was born with three fully functioning kidneys.

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u/michaeldunworthsydne 28d ago

If you had a second transplant doesn’t that mean you now have a third from the first transplant and a fourth from the second transplant?

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u/loccolito 28d ago

I had to remove my two original plus the the one from my first transplant. I was born with only one kidney that worked at like 50% capacity. Then i got a transplantation when i was 8 as my original only working one stoped working also.

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u/michaeldunworthsydne 28d ago

Oh that makes sense, hope that you are healthy the and safe and thanks for making it super simple to comprehend!

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u/loccolito 28d ago

Thank you. I'm glad that i could make it easier to understand.

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u/rikeoliveira 29d ago

Imagine being kicked in the nuts and it's now also a kidney shot.

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u/SchipholRijk 28d ago

It is located IN the pelvis. Not dangling under it. You have to kick real hard and deep to reach that new kidney

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u/RaNdomCAPitaLsS 28d ago

But it would hurt.....

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u/ChainsawRipTearBust 28d ago

So basically, the testicle closest to the pelvic kidney is used like the white ball in a game of billiards to hit the kidney sorta like a game of internal organ billiards?

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u/coplovehate 28d ago

Whenever im in someone’s pelvis region i am deep, and hard

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u/No-Concern9615 28d ago

One of my kidneys is located under my right rib cage so it doesn't have protection. Reason I can't play contact sports

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u/Lopsided_Scientist82 28d ago

You sound like real fun at parties.

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u/mockity 28d ago

Challenge accepted.

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u/capitangrito 28d ago

This comment hurt all over the place

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u/MaskB0Y 29d ago

i read this in my science book and was like "bro wtf"

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u/uberrob 29d ago

Seriously?

TIL.

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u/Putin-the-fabulous 28d ago

So long as it’s not causing any problems, yeah. Removing kidneys is a long and complicated process and most time it just isn’t worth the hassle.

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u/PiLamdOd 28d ago

There are a couple cases of that happening with heart transplants too.

https://health.ucsd.edu/news/2011/pages/02-18-heterotopic-surgery.aspx

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u/stillwaitingforbacon 28d ago

I once had an ultrasound where the young technician found a " mass' and went and got his supervisor. The supervisor had a good look and then sent me on my way. 10 minutes later I had a call from the scan clinic to contact my doctor urgently. It was Friday night so I spent the weekend planning my funeral. I eventually got onto my doctor who advise that I have a kidney in the wrong spot. It is in the location that they put them when they transplant one into a recipient . So what should I do? I asked. Nothing, it is working perfectly. Was the response. Fucking assholes. That was 15 years ago and the kidney is still doing its job.

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u/ESPeciallyFlynn 28d ago

Yep! I’m in the process of becoming a kidney donor, and I’ve been assured that the procedure for removing my kidney will be much more invasive than the procedure for whomever they thrust it into. It makes sense, though - all medical procedures need to do as little harm as possible, and so putting it in the hip means they can get it all connected up without so much risk of damaging anything else important.

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u/csxi88 28d ago

why are you donating your kidney? Just curious.

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u/ESPeciallyFlynn 28d ago

That’s what the donor team have been asking me! I genuinely don’t have an easy answer, especially as nobody I’ve known/cared about has ever been directly affected with kidney issues! I’m in the UK, where they have a system of matching people to donors (so if you want to donate to a family member but aren’t a match, your kidney goes to someone else and your relative gets matched with a different kidney from the pool). Once I found out that you can become an “altruistic non-directed donor”, which just means that I’m donating but with no recipient in mind, a little switch flocked over in my head and it became something I really wanted to do. Since then I’ve had loads of blood tests and a psych evaluation, and when Covid stops being such a bastard I’ll be moving on to the scans and organ mapping stage. There are so many tests because they won’t do the procedure if there’s more than an acceptable level of risk, which is fair, and the psych evaluation was to make sure that I’d be mentally okay with the aftermath, from whether I was able to donate in the first place to how I’d deal with knowing that I’d donated and the transplant hadn’t “taken” in the recipient. They also wanted to make sure I wasn’t being coerced or paid to do this, as that’s illegal here, but that was an easy one: “Is someone making you do this?” “Er, no. I don’t have anyone specific I’m donating to.” “Okay.” If you live in the UK and are even vaguely interested in doing this, I urge you to look into it - to be clear, if you start the process, you are entirely at liberty to change your mind and stop at any point, although you might piss off a few people if you pull out on the morning of the procedure! I have no idea if similar schemes are available in other countries, but I hope so.

Apologies for the accidental essay!

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u/KCGhost12345 29d ago

bro. THAT's sounds fake a lot. I know that it is true and still you know.

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u/BladeLigerV 29d ago

I. No. Wait. What?

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u/galal552002 28d ago

Where would the 3rd kidney connect?

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u/RekYaAll 28d ago

My dad got one two years ago I can confirm this.

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u/ScaryWomble 28d ago

As a kidney transplant receiver I can confirm. I met a man with 5 kidneys because they leave any subsequent rejectedbor failed organs in there too. One doctor told me "well, there's plenty of room in there"

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u/Thinkwolf123 28d ago

My dad's getting one and i can confirm this is true

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u/MaRk0-AU 28d ago

Link Learn something new everyday

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u/RabbitHoleSpaceMan 28d ago

I’m late to comment here but… I studied abroad in Brazil and became friends with a transplant surgeon who invited me to watch a kidney transplant he was performing. I scrubbed up and stood right next to him.

As they were getting ready to sew up the patient, I actually told the surgeon he “forgot to take the old kidney out” because I thought maybe he was distracted with me there. He and the anesthesiologist laughed at me and thanked me sarcastically for my astute observation.

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u/Reasonable-Earth-880 28d ago

What??? Lol! How do they attach it and how does it work then? I didn’t know that. Cool fact

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u/Tritonius125 29d ago

What happens if i get two kidney transplants. Do I get 4? Does my ass get bigger? Can i call my self the 4 kidney man ?

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u/DangerDane57 29d ago

Yeah it's a straight upgrade.

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u/tadaaasana 28d ago

This is absolutely fascinating. Thanks for sharing.

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u/TrevastyPlague 28d ago

Ultimate piss factory

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u/Spoonano 28d ago

I have three kidneys and two pancreases. I am now unsure of the plural of pancreas.

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u/Un_creative_name 28d ago

I was asked before my kidney/pancreas transplant if I had any questions before the surgery. I asked the plural of pancreas. Nobody could definitively say before my surgery, but on the whiteboard in my room when I got back it said that both pancreases and pancreaii were accepted, but pancreases was what is usually used.

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u/jawshoeaw 28d ago

This doesn’t sound fake. It makes sense

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u/ethnicfoodaisle 28d ago

Also, upon testing to become a donor, a not-insignificant number of people find out only one of their kidneys is fully functioning.

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u/RazerHail 28d ago

This one blew my mind wow. Loving this thread.

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u/4tacos_al_pastor 28d ago

In my pelvis? Hm 😐 not sure I’ve got a lot of room in there but I ain’t the doctor so do what ya gotta do

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u/MsAnthropissed 28d ago

If women can routinely make room for a 7-8 lb infant amongst the pelvic organs, I am fairly sure that a kidney will fit without much shifting of contents lol.

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u/Zidane62 29d ago

What about when you only have one to begin with?

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u/Always_Jerking 28d ago

What if 3rd one stop working? Will they remove some or put fourth inside?

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u/nyxx88 28d ago

More kidneys for high availability & parallel processing capacity. All running active at the same time!

The computer nerds will get this 👆

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u/musicalhobbit 28d ago

I see you also watched that Dr. Mike video (cannot remember which one it was to link it).

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u/PersianIncision 28d ago

I scrubbed into a kidney transplant during surgery in med school. It’s crazy cool

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u/Myrshall 28d ago

I have a friend who just had his second kidney transplant. He now has four kidneys, and only one of them works!

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u/RepublicOfLizard 28d ago

Wow imagine that greedy bastard that took a whole ass kidney from making someone walk around with only one, but they’re just out walking around with 3? Smh… so selfish

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u/Jadienn 28d ago

whaaaaaat

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u/ClownfishSoup 28d ago

Makes you wonder what happens for testicle transplants.

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u/thereisnorandom 28d ago

Kidney SLI!!

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u/PhantomSamurai47 28d ago

This would mean that, in spite of all the surgeries and transplants, the average number of kidneys in the human body stays [relatively] close to two...

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u/nohardRnohardfeelins 28d ago

Can I just get an additional set and be extra... kidneous?

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u/jonrosling 28d ago

This could make for profitable holidays in some Far Eastern and European countries.

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u/sometimeslifesucks 28d ago

I just found that out. I am going to be tested to be a donor for my brother-in-law and they sent me an information packet and that was in the packet.

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u/aerkith 28d ago

Also. Some people with two kidney may actually have them attached in a different place (eg pelvis) and have no idea. Some people also can have complete mirror reversal of organs and have no idea.

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u/yohoahoy24 28d ago

Can confirm this, can still feel the original kidney which is quite weird

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u/WalkInMyHsu 28d ago

Speaking of kidneys; roughly 1:700 women and 1:350 men are born with their kidneys fused together into 1 u-shaped kidney. A lot of people do not know they have "Horseshoe Kidney", mostly because about half the people with this condition experience [near] 0 symptoms/issues.

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u/Un_creative_name 28d ago

Same with a pancreas too! I had both and now have 2 extra organs!

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u/arri97 28d ago

Also kinda true with heart transplant as well. I still have a little piece of my native heart inside me

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u/triplefastaction 28d ago

EAT THAT ORGAN HARVESTERS!

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u/nwyrokctiy 28d ago

My father just got his 3rd kidney transplant this past december (so 5 total kidneys in his life) and they just kept all of them in. When he was talking to his transplant doctors he asked how many someone had received and it was 5 (so 8 total) and during that procedure they had to remove 2 kidneys to make room for the new one.

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u/WizardryAwaits 28d ago

Leaving the original kidney there makes sense but why put the new one in the pelvis? Couldn't it be put in the abdomen, e.g. next to your existing kidneys? I don't feel like there is any space my pelvis.

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u/kingoflint282 28d ago

Unless you experience lots of infections in the old kidneys, in which case they go back 5 years later to take the old ones out.

Source: my mom.

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u/aaronpbentley 28d ago

yes, the owner where I work has 4 kidneys, waiting for a fifth.

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