r/AskReddit • u/Rikashido • 29d ago
What’s a fact that’s real, but sounds completely fake?
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In madagascar there lives a species of moth that feeds (ETA: almost) exclusively on the tears of sleeping birds.
1k u/nagese 28d ago This is emo as fuck.... 20 u/Inside-Example-7010 28d ago Goth moth 78 u/leedzah 28d ago You mean emu as fuck? ... I'll see myself out. 58 u/asek13 28d ago No, emus feed on the tears of Australians they've defeated in battle 8 u/Tchrspest 28d ago Which, at last count, was the entire population of Australia. 3 u/searchanddestrOi 28d ago Emu War is another real fact that sounds fake. 4 u/Nosrenda101 28d ago You beat me to it 10 u/Lesterthemolester82 28d ago Emoth 7 u/Huev0 28d ago Just imagine the songs about this, “I neeeeed your tears to SUUHHR-VIIIIIVVEEE!!” 🎶 3 u/tsuchisaka 28d ago This guy gets it 2 u/cjjb95 28d ago *emu 2 u/AdventurousBank6549 28d ago EmU 2 u/RabidSeason 28d ago emoth 3 u/OneFeistyDuck 28d ago This is emu as fuck. 4 u/trentonl 28d ago Emu as fuck
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This is emo as fuck....
20 u/Inside-Example-7010 28d ago Goth moth 78 u/leedzah 28d ago You mean emu as fuck? ... I'll see myself out. 58 u/asek13 28d ago No, emus feed on the tears of Australians they've defeated in battle 8 u/Tchrspest 28d ago Which, at last count, was the entire population of Australia. 3 u/searchanddestrOi 28d ago Emu War is another real fact that sounds fake. 4 u/Nosrenda101 28d ago You beat me to it 10 u/Lesterthemolester82 28d ago Emoth 7 u/Huev0 28d ago Just imagine the songs about this, “I neeeeed your tears to SUUHHR-VIIIIIVVEEE!!” 🎶 3 u/tsuchisaka 28d ago This guy gets it 2 u/cjjb95 28d ago *emu 2 u/AdventurousBank6549 28d ago EmU 2 u/RabidSeason 28d ago emoth 3 u/OneFeistyDuck 28d ago This is emu as fuck. 4 u/trentonl 28d ago Emu as fuck
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Goth moth
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You mean emu as fuck?
... I'll see myself out.
58 u/asek13 28d ago No, emus feed on the tears of Australians they've defeated in battle 8 u/Tchrspest 28d ago Which, at last count, was the entire population of Australia. 3 u/searchanddestrOi 28d ago Emu War is another real fact that sounds fake. 4 u/Nosrenda101 28d ago You beat me to it
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No, emus feed on the tears of Australians they've defeated in battle
8 u/Tchrspest 28d ago Which, at last count, was the entire population of Australia. 3 u/searchanddestrOi 28d ago Emu War is another real fact that sounds fake.
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Which, at last count, was the entire population of Australia.
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Emu War is another real fact that sounds fake.
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You beat me to it
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Emoth
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Just imagine the songs about this,
“I neeeeed your tears to SUUHHR-VIIIIIVVEEE!!” 🎶
This guy gets it
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*emu
EmU
emoth
This is emu as fuck.
Emu as fuck
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u/OtherwiseInclined 28d ago edited 28d ago
In madagascar there lives a species of moth that feeds (ETA: almost) exclusively on the tears of sleeping birds.