r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/KirbyBucketts 29d ago

Tell him the only true way to stop hurricanes is with a massive wall of windmills.

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u/Teh_Cactus 28d ago

You know, it kind of saddens me that he never thought to ask if they could reverse the fins to just blow the hurricanes away.

Seems like something on his level.

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u/ThisGuy928146 28d ago

Well, he did suggest nuking a hurricane, and that windmills cause cancer.

Maybe if nukes cause cancer, then windmills can actually stop a hurricane...

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u/babyrobotman 28d ago

nuking a hurricane

What the fuck

For reals

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u/Totally_Generic_Name 28d ago

Needless to say, this is not a good idea

https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html (or https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/)

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u/Malus_a4thought 28d ago

I wish it was needless to say. It wasn't. More than once I had to explain to fellow Floridians why that was a bad idea.

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u/FlyExaDeuce 28d ago

I would first ask them why thet think it would help the situation, because the answer is bound to be entertaining

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u/Camgrowfortreds 26d ago

They probably think burn the hurricane

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u/aScottishBoat 28d ago

Trump is a Floridian, too. It all makes sense now.

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u/JangoDarkSaber 28d ago

Trump is the ultimate Florida man

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u/cool23819 28d ago

I-

do the constant hurricanes we get blow away brain cells with it or something?!?

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u/FLWeedman 28d ago

Nukes lol, we shoot bullets at them. Wish this was /s.

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u/eviltwinky 28d ago

It did make me wonder if it would work. If we had something that wouldn't spew radioactive material anyway.

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

So his decision might have some fallout?

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u/texican1911 28d ago

The idea certainly generated a chain reaction.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 28d ago

That is radiating out to his followers

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u/Thraxster 28d ago

More than his diapers

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

The bomb might actually have a shorter toxic half life.

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u/treezOH123 28d ago

But what if we made a net to catch it, then harness its power for our own uses? s/

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u/CaptainCoffeeStain 28d ago

I can only imagine the supreme disillusionment felt by the NOAA employee who had to write that section of the FAQ.

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u/LonePaladin 28d ago

The XKCD guy's browser search history must be amazing.

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u/Leather_Boots 28d ago

The gem in the xkcd questions & answers was the dude asking about strapping c4 to a boomerang. Why indeed would you want to strap explosives on an object design to fly back to you if it misses its target.

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u/InternetPhilanthropy 28d ago

I think the authorities in the Rump's life are people who ask stupid questions.

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u/bp_516 28d ago

But it worked in Sharknado!

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u/slaaitch 28d ago

That's probably where he got the idea.

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u/SilverKnightTM314 28d ago

I love that paper.

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u/WhipWing 28d ago

The end with the C4 boomerang is actually hilarious.

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

At the end of the day, the energy released by a nuclear weapon is peanuts compared to the energy that drives a hurricane. A nuke would do quite literally nothing to a hurricane.

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u/Living-Complex-1368 28d ago

It is annoying that the link has been redirected and you have to search for a more mealy mouthed statement that says it won't work but not that it is a bad idea. More "no criticism of king Trump" bs.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 28d ago

It hasn't been redirected, though???

If you're on mobile, it originally loads with the desktop layout but quickly switches to the mobile layout. Is that what you're talking about?

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u/Living-Complex-1368 28d ago

Probably. I'll have to try on my computer to reach the page. But the quote "needless to say, this is not a good idea," is not in the mobile version.

Edit nope, the quote is there, it is just hard to spot in the mobile format (after I scroll past all the stuff that isn't the item the original link pointed to and expand the thing I was obviously looking for that was hidden.)

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u/heroinsteve 28d ago

There is a small part of me that wants to believe that he's quite dumb, but not AS dumb as he comes across as, and that some situations like this he starts saying ridiculous shit just to see if people will have the "balls" to tell him no. Like it's a respect thing for him and he doesn't want people around who will tell him he's stupid, no matter how ridiculous his suggestions are. So I want to believe it's more likely that these things are kind of a test or a joke to him. Or we somehow allowed the craziest, unintelligent, unhinged, "millionaire" to be president for 4 years. That part just feels bad.

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u/UsePleasant 28d ago

Haha im stupid guys get it

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u/heroinsteve 28d ago

No, I think the joke is more of a superiority complex. Like " I can suggest the craziest shit and look at these guys squirm, they are too scared to tell me no." That would be closer to the mindset I would expect from trump.

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u/UsePleasant 28d ago

How small, and how sad. Just trying to get a laugh. He's a stain on history, nothing more.

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u/MyNameSpaghette 28d ago

A really noticeable ugly shit stain

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u/kragnor 28d ago

Honestly, this link makes the comment much less crazy sounding than it seemed originally.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 28d ago

Still sounds fucking absurd to me.

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I mean, it's an idea that a scientist proposed during the Eisenhower Era. It's not even Trump's idea.

When just spit balling ideas to stop a hurricane, it doesn't seem that absurd to think it might disrupt it. It doesn't work, as noted by some experts, but he isn't one and I doubt the briefer was either, so its not that bad.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 28d ago

It doesn’t matter it doesn’t work. Even if it did work would turning a hurricane into a mass spreader of radioactive fallout over massive swaths of ocean really be a good idea?

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I literally didn't say it was a good idea. I'm just saying that it's literally not that absurd of an idea when spit balling ways to stop a hurricane. Again, the idea was first brought up by a scientist during Eisenhower's presidency.

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u/whataTyphoon 28d ago

Nuking a hurricane is an incredible absurd idea for obvious reasons, even if it would work.

Ok, Trump said bombing it, which is not as absurd, but when that came out he tweeted: "I never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS!", so wth should anyone do with this.

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I agree that it's bullshit that he denied saying it. To me, that just shows his willingness to deny wrongdoing and his involvement in anything that goes bad.

But the idea itself is one that was initially proposed by a scientist long before Trump and was studied. Its not an absurd idea when it comes down to throwing out ideas with no input from experts or preexisting data.

And just so we are clear, as I assume half the people here assume otherwise, I fuckin despise Trump and I'm not defending him. I'm just saying the idea isn't actually that absurd, all things considered.

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u/BumLeeJon 28d ago

How to prove you know nothing about the lasting effects of a nuclear bomb in one comment

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u/madhatterhats 28d ago

Think of it this way: the nuke expands the hurricane and hurricane spreads radioactivity all over the blue states.

Don’t shoot the hurricane. You’re just gonna make it angry: https://youtu.be/pcnGSvtHLYE

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u/suntem 28d ago

But hurricanes mostly hit the south which aren’t blue states.

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u/crazyrich 28d ago

You're thinking too much. This person and his team thought that if they downplayed COVID and protections against it it would disproportionately it blue urban centers... without thinking that liberals would listen to the experts and his followers would take the brunt of the hit.

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u/Valdrax 28d ago

It's an idea that Edward Teller, father of the hydrogen bomb, proposed back in 1990 (much more recently than I thought) as part of his decades long obsession with finding peaceful uses for the atomic bomb to provide justifications for avoiding nuclear arms reduction treaties.

His idea was to kickstart multiple smaller hurricanes before a big one could form, to bleed the energy accumulating. Teller just proposed it as a "what if" without having done any of the math about it and floated the idea as something that needed research.

However, nuking an already formed hurricane would be futile (in addition to being as environmentally nuts as Teller's proposal). Hurricanes are massive, a movement of atmosphere on a scale that's hard to wrap your head around, and they can contain energy on the order of 10,000 nuclear bombs. A hydrogen bomb in a fully formed category 5 storm would be nothing.

Trump probably heard about it decades ago when Teller's proposal hit the newspapers and just kept the idea around in the back of his head without worry much about the details, because it sounds kind of awesome in a dumb way, or he got it later from some other pro-nuke non-scientist.

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u/notanartmajor 28d ago

Nah, more likely Trump is just a simplistic dipshit and thought a big explosion would scatter the clouds.

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u/ours 28d ago

From the person who suggested putting chlorine and sunshine inside our bodies to kill Covid.

Not sure what you expected.

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u/SilvermistInc 28d ago

There actually is a UV treatment for internal infections. Like that's legit a thing

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u/ours 28d ago

For body cavities... Try it on blood, or better yet don't because that would be idiotic.

And the less mentioned about drinking bleach, the better.

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u/GebPloxi 28d ago

Yeah.. it was real. No, it wasn’t a joke. At first, people thought he was making a bland and slightly inappropriate joke, but Trump is incapable of understanding humor. He actually wanted to use a nuclear bomb to stop a hurricane because he was aware of how damaging hurricanes could be to his golfing schedule.

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u/SilvermistInc 28d ago

Well think about it. If we have nukes that can wipe Rode Island off the map, then wouldn't it do something to a hurricane?

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u/igbythecat 28d ago

Also, that the windmill is birds biggest predator

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u/M1Tyke 28d ago

Think you’ll find that’s the domestic cat 🐈‍⬛

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u/ZombiePope 28d ago

Windmills are the domestic cats biggest predator?

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u/I-am-a-meat-popcycle 28d ago

Have you ever walked under a windmill? It's nothing but acres of sliced tabby.

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u/mr_leemur 28d ago

I hate this because i love my tabbies, but damnit it’s making me smirk!!

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u/LMCCorp 28d ago

Windmills are YUUUUGE

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u/ScottRoberts79 28d ago

Biggest? quite possibly. Windmills are quite large. Do you know of any predator that's bigger?

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u/rsreddit9 28d ago

At some point, a ship’s cat was likely engaged in combat with an enemy battleship or aircraft carrier, so that would be bigger than a windmill

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship%27s_cat

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u/ScottRoberts79 28d ago

OOh, good CATch!

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u/Jake_the_Snake88 28d ago

there's always a bigger windmill

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u/M1Tyke 28d ago

Airbus a380?

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u/loverofreeses 28d ago

Truly two of the world's greatest adversaries. It's where we got the phrase "It's raining cats and windmills!"

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u/Lynata 28d ago

No way. Windmills are a lot bigger than cats!

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u/Uffda01 28d ago

duh - windmills are a lot bigger than domestic cats - most windmills are over 200 feet tall. Domestic cats are only about 10 inches tall.

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u/oily76 28d ago

No windmills are much bigger than cats.

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u/LasersAndRobots 25d ago

Domestic cats or windows, depending on whose data you look at. Either way they're neck and neck, with scopes so large it's impossible to estimate properly.

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u/scrambledswag 28d ago

I actually did a project on this! Electric turbine manufacturers actually have faced large fines for killing endangered birds, but those big turbines also kill tons of bats every year. In fact, wind turbines are a leading cause of bat mortality in North America.

iirc, it’s partially due to the fact that they like to hunt near tall trees and mistake the turbines for a prime spot to feed. They don’t even need to be struck, the air displacement from the huge spinning blades actually ruptures their lungs.

In spite of all this, I support wind-based energy. But I hope we can find a solution for this complex issue soon!

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u/spooks152 28d ago

Birds of prey do struggle with wind turbines a lot tho. Not sure if it’s their main predator tho 😂

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u/doubled2319888 28d ago

Biggest by size probably, by death count probably not

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u/unicornbukkake 28d ago

If we're going by death count, it would be cats or windows.

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u/magrinho123 28d ago

HUUUUUUGE, not biggest

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u/Catvros 28d ago

Bigly yuuuuge

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u/SmartAlec105 28d ago

I wonder if thousands of years from now, animals will have evolved instincts to survive things like wind turbines or crossing the street.

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u/spooks152 28d ago

Well since they won’t be moving it’ll be easier for them to spot I think

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u/ThatOneComrade 28d ago

Yea windmills aren't fantastic for birds but they're a drop in the ocean compared to cats, the whole "let's ban windmills to protect the birds" argument fails to land on its feet because of that.

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u/StormlitRadiance 28d ago

Poison-spewing coal plants are worse.

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u/Hobble_Cobbleweed 28d ago

I love how that was a bullshit reason and his supporters are it up. Never mind that he rolled back EPA regulations and hunting regulations that killed and will kill countless more animals than the windmills. But trump said it, so it must be true. God I hate his fucking supporters

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u/troutpoop 28d ago

His sheep herd? They literally will do/go along with anything he says. Fucking embarrassing

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u/bunkscudda 28d ago

“Windmills are killing birds!!!!”

That’s horrible! How about we pass a wildlife protection bill?

“Fuck off”

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u/csyrett 28d ago

Prior to windmills, birds were everywhere.

It's only with windmills that their domination was curbed.

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u/SpoopySpydoge 28d ago

Tbf he didn't come up with the idea. The US toyed with the idea in the 50s

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u/PrisonerV 28d ago

Right. But then we realized how stupid the idea was - 70 years ago.

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u/Kylynara 28d ago

Which seems to line up quite nicely with the age he stopped learning new things.

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u/Deenar602 28d ago

Well maybe not windmills, since their powered by wind, but maybe some huga ass fans would work.

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u/Cherry_Treefrog 28d ago

And surely, if we use the windmills to blow, this will remove cancer from the world.

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u/tacojohn48 28d ago

I had the same thought about nuking a hurricane, but I was in middle school at the time.

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u/vonHindenburg 28d ago

So, I'm no fan of Trump's. I'm a Republican who hopped the aisle to vote against him, even. In this case, though, I really do think that it was a good example of the media latching onto anything they could to make him sound even dumber and more bellicose than he was. I have to think that every President since Truman (maybe with the exception of Carter, who was a Navy Nuke) must have at least idly wondered this. You have all that power at your fingertips and want to protect all of those people and all of that property for which you are responsible. I bet a few even vocalized it with more or less seriousness. It was just Trump where it became an 8 day wonder and symbol of his stupidity because the media decided to make it so.

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u/Zladan 28d ago

"Why don't we just get 2 cancers and have them fight each other?!"

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u/DavantesGapedAsshole 28d ago

DOCTOR: Mr. Burns, I’m afraid you are the sickest man in the United States. You have everything.

MR. BURNS: You mean, I have pneumonia?

DOCTOR: Yes.

MR. BURNS: Juvenile diabetes?

DOCTOR: Yes.

MR. BURNS: Hysterical pregnancy?

DOCTOR: A little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered in you.

MR. BURNS: I see. You’re sure you just haven’t made thousands of mistakes?

DOCTOR: No, I’m afraid not.

MR. BURNS: Well, this sounds like bad news.

DOCTOR: Well, you’d think so, but all of your diseases are in perfect balance. If you have a moment, I can explain. Here is the door to your body. And these are oversized novelty germs. That’s influenza, that’s bronchitis … Here’s what happens when they all try to get through the door at once. [Impersonates the Three Stooges] Move it, chowder head! We call it “Three Stooges Syndrome.”

MR. BURNS: So what you’re saying is I’m indestructible.

DOCTOR: Oh, no, no. In fact, even a slight breeze could …

MR. BURNS: [To himself, proudly] Indestructible.

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u/Dependent-Interview2 28d ago

Actually, there is a study showing that doing just that right on the coastline of West Africa (genesis of hurricanes) would do just that.

Problem is there would be about 100k windmills needed, but, on the bright side they would provide enough energy to light up the entire solar system.

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u/Reformedjerk 28d ago

Well if Windmills reduce CO2 emissions, and if reduced CO2 emissions cause extreme weather. And extreme weather causes hurricanes. Maybe windmills reduces hurricanes after all.

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u/SmartAlec105 28d ago

Yeah, that definitely matches his comment about injecting bleach into people. He didn’t think of that until 0.2 seconds before he said it.

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u/Chimie45 28d ago

Injecting light was my favorite part.

You know he heard from someone that the virus dies outside and he thought, what if we expose people's insides ... to outside!

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

That's a very Zoolander line of logic. Makes sense.

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u/GregKellyIsARapist 28d ago

"The files are inside the computer"

Smashes computer

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u/MagnusPI 28d ago

"The virus is inside the people."

Smashes people

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u/ThrowawayBlast 28d ago

I wish. A big part of Zoolander was the main character realizing he should listen to other people's advice.

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u/matty80 28d ago

"I'm not an ambi-turner!"

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u/ChefAtRandom 28d ago

But why male models?

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

...are you serious? I just told you that a moment ago.

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u/Hartastic 28d ago

What is this, a virus for ants?

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u/burnerboo 28d ago

We need at least....3 times more light in the body than this.

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u/Atypical_Mom 28d ago

Give it 15 years and we’ll have “President Drumpf: President of America and Lord Defender of Earth” where the main character has a terrible fake tan, Brillo pad hair, and the same pout Zoolander perfected and there will be plenty of people who don’t see satire - but what could have been.

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u/hotlou 28d ago

Realizing "The virus is in the body"

::Smashes the body::

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u/Sepulchretum 28d ago

That to me sounded like a child’s interpretation of radiation therapy. It made me wonder if someone had explained radiation treatment to him as a child (or as a dysfunctional adult) and the take-away was “put powerful light into body to kill disease.”

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u/LordsMail 28d ago

If you watch the full presser, a doctor is on talking about some current research on what seems to work against it. This was his final slide. Moments later, Glorious Leader stood at the mic and shared his remarkable idea to bring the UV or bleach inside the body. This Incredible Insight™ arrived to his brain moments before it fell out of his face.

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u/MadamNerd 28d ago

This Incredible Insight™

Laughed so damn hard at this! I'm so angry that defiantly unvaxxed anti-maskers are making the pandemic worse again, but I am so thankful we don't have Right-Wing Cheeto Jesus presiding over it anymore.

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u/SnatchAddict 28d ago

Cheezus.

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u/Akschadt 28d ago

Have you read about his upbringing? Dudes dad was a monster.. children weren’t allowed to be hugged, the mother had to make a daily report of the children’s actions which he used to determine if he would beat them that day or not and he would mock the children for showing emotion.. no way Trump came out of that psychologically ok…

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u/Razakel 28d ago

More evidence I believe he has "brain damage" at least.

You only have to watch a video of him from 20 years ago and the cognitive decline is obvious. His speech devolves from lucid and coherent to complete word salad.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 28d ago

His little monkey brain connected some dots, just in a very wrong way, and not even the correct ones

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u/DarwinGrimm 28d ago

No, he just saw a sign that said UV-light killed pathogens...

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u/bitches_love_brie 28d ago

So basically, /r/explainitlikeimTrump

Ninja edit: oh my fuck, it's real lmao

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u/TripleHomicide 28d ago

I don't think it was a reflection of radiation therapy, I think it was a reflection of UV sterilization methods.

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u/py_a_thon 28d ago

Slightly unrelated comment:

The way targeted radiation works (in a way that can shrink tumors in 3D, with minimal damage to surrounding tissue) still amazes me when I think about it.

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u/Spdoink 28d ago

It sounds exactly like ultraviolet irradiation therapy, when you listen to the actual quote. Not realistic, but in to be taken in the context of the time when desperation was abound. And the disinfectant (not bleach) comment sounds exactly like lavage for lung treatment, to which he directly referred. No fan of Trump at all (who was the second-latest in a long line of terrible Presidents), but some of the hysterical reactions last year were actually laughable.

My favourite was the 'very nice people' nonsense, which President Biden kept repeating and was apparently the whole reason for his running.

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u/graesen 28d ago

Just put a headlamp on Lindsay Graham, then Trump would never have to worry about catching covid

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u/basoos1 28d ago

Iirc he received a briefing earlier that day talking about how long the virus survives on surfaces (door handle, cardboard box, etc). The briefer went on to say something to the effect of 'when you inject uv light into the equation...' it reduces how long it survives.

So 'Ole moppy carrot decided to take that idea and run with it

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u/Amazon-Prime-package 28d ago

"Earlier that day" being seconds before he took the mic

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u/basoos1 28d ago

"Earlier that day" being seconds before he took the mic

yeah, that checks out with his attention span...

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u/WhiskersTheDog 28d ago

Turn it inside out, turn it right back in.

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u/Outrageous-Forever83 28d ago

A reeeeeaaaaaallly powerful light

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u/thatgirl239 28d ago

I’m reading “Only I Can Fix It.” His virus ideas are covered thoroughly lol

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u/hammock_enthusiast 28d ago

What got me is he has this thought and the next one, before he says it, is not If this works isn’t it the cure for all communicable diseases? And also If this is possible, no one, not the doctors and scientists who explained it to me has thought of it before?I’m the first to make the connection?

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u/Raspberries-Are-Evil 28d ago

If you watch the clip again- you can see how he is trying to sound "technical" the way he says, "though injection or some other means." Its like, he REALLY believes he just thought of something no one else had ever.

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u/3-DMan 28d ago

Maybe he saw a snippet of Blade 2 with the UV grenade

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u/AtheistAustralis 28d ago

And you just know that somewhere, somehow, some Trump supporter shoved a sunlamp somewhere unpleasant..

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u/PrisonerV 28d ago

Dont know about that but two people took some aquarium chemicals afterwards and one died.

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u/sheezy520 28d ago

I guarantee you Trump doesn’t know what bleach is. I doubt he’s ever had to clean anything in his life.

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u/simtonet 28d ago

Giving him a lot of credit here, it probably takes like 10 seconds for one of his thought to be translated in words.

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u/FraudulentCake 28d ago

One thing I liked about him is that I never had to worry that he had secret plans. The man clearly spoke aloud every thought that ever entered his head with no hesitation.

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u/culdeus 28d ago

Nah, he heard bullet points of something that was like four degrees of separation from this and it got garbled in his mind as "drink bleach" so people did.

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u/GOthee 28d ago

Def he wasnt so wrong about bleach, since the hydroxychloroquine is basically bleach and in small dosages it has proved to help agaisnt covid19 .His monkey brain prob had the info abot it but tried to mention it as just plain "bleach"

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u/comingsoontotheaters 28d ago

Or blow the birds away. I still don’t know what his obsession with windmill bird deaths was anyway

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u/punkfunkymonkey 28d ago

He got enraged about them because permission was granted for an offshore windfarm in view of one of his Scottish golf courses.

There was an article I read some years ago about an agency booking people for a rent-a-mob to protest outside the British consulate in NY (iirc) against wind turbines. That was supposedly down to Trump and how pissed off he was about the view being ruined.

Also won't pay the legal fees he owes the Scotish gov after losing a court case about the windfarm

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u/comingsoontotheaters 28d ago

Great read, thank you

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u/punkfunkymonkey 28d ago edited 28d ago

You might like this as well. Its about efforts being made for Trump to have to explain where he got the money to finance his Scottish properties and how he might lose them if he can't show they weren't financed from the proceeds of crime/money laundering

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u/Terrh 28d ago

My boss, jokingly suggested that the windmills might actually be fans.

It never really seemed all that windy here before they installed hundreds of the things. And any time it's windy, if you look, there they are, spinning away....

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u/Eccohawk 28d ago

He literally just says whatever he feels like and sees what sticks. If it rallies his base, or riles up his enemies, it's good in his book. He was constantly testing the waters to see what he could get away with.

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u/PirateNinjaa 28d ago

Except that could actually work... if you had enough windmills that could operate in reverse as fans. It would be a stupid amount of windmills though and they would probably cause more problems than they solve if you could figure out how to build enough.

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u/TimX24968B 28d ago

i would love to see this in a "what if" style XKCD analysis.

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u/LeoMarius 28d ago

Put it on the winter setting

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u/mercvt 28d ago

"WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY" - Morbo

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u/Philip_Marlowe 28d ago

Kittens give Morbo gas.

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u/misirlou22 28d ago

Hey, Morbo, how's the family?

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u/ebow77 28d ago

Belligerent and numerous.

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u/Deadlifts_n_Riffs 28d ago

“MORBO IS PLEASED. BUT STICKY”

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u/Hakion 28d ago

I totally heard this in morbo voice

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u/quatch 28d ago

DOOOOOOM!

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u/blueblaez 28d ago

I just read this out loud to my husband in that voice.

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u/NRMusicProject 28d ago

So did I, but it took me about 20 seconds longer to remember what he looked like and what show he came from. It's good to know my aural memory is still intact.

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u/Majik_Sheff 28d ago

KITTENS GIVE MORBO GAS!

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u/millionthvisitor 28d ago

The Donald Quixote

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u/hold-fast-nl 28d ago

He does like promising to build walls. Going to be hard to get the hurricanes to pay for it though

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u/mcbergstedt 28d ago

Honestly would work given enough windmills. The windmills would be friction for the hurricane

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u/reader946 28d ago

He would force the meeting to come to him

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u/IronChariots 28d ago

You see Mr. President, they use up all the excess wind so there isn't enough left to cause a hurricane!

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u/stupidlyugly 29d ago

Nah. Wall of magic markers.

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u/SnooOranges2232 28d ago

Its actually true that if you make a large enough windfarm along the east coast you can reduce the strength of a hurricane.

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2018/10/181017141024.htm

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u/nice-to-meat-me 28d ago

Funny you say that, there was actually a study from Stanford simulating giant wind farms as a buffer for hurricanes. Turns out it could actually work if you have enough of them in the right spot. https://news.stanford.edu/news/2014/february/hurricane-winds-turbine-022614.html

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u/DavidSeiber 28d ago

Theres little naked kids running round on uk beaches all the time lol

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u/a_man_27 28d ago

And sharpies

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u/Uberslaughter 28d ago

Not needed when you can alter their trajectory with a sharpie.

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u/navin__johnson 28d ago

Or just dumping ice cubes into the Gulf of Mexico. I mean-Hurricanes are generated by warm water…if you cool the water down, no Hurricanes right?🤗

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u/FourWordComment 28d ago

GIANT WALL 🥰 WIND POWER 🤮

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u/UJEQMSTV 28d ago

Probably the worst possible time to watch it when you're that heavily pregnant too.

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u/minuteman_d 28d ago

There was talk of such a wall being constructed in the Midwest that would disrupt the formation of tornados...

https://time.com/17021/physicist-claims-giant-walls-could-stop-tornadoes-in-midwest/

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u/Alundil 28d ago

powered by sharpies

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u/MailmanOfTheMojave 28d ago

ooh ooh ooh or tell him that would make more energy (and therefore money) or he could install fans to stop it and see what he chooses!

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u/Rikiar 28d ago

Wind turbines is probably what you meant. Windmills have a different function.

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails 28d ago

we could have an entire episode dedicated to trumplethinskin not knowing the difference, getting confused at every fake meeting and call

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u/Rikiar 28d ago

Lol! Fair point! You could tell him Holland doesn't have hurricanes due to the high concentration of windmills.

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u/jobblejosh 28d ago

Have you ever seen a hurricane in Holland?

My point exactly.

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u/ihavea750ti 28d ago

Why wouldn't this work? Like a generator can work as an electric motor if you send power into it, so why don't you just send power into all nearby windmills? Must have some influence atleast on the direction of the hurricane

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u/cerker 28d ago

Weather phenomenona like this happen in way higher layer of the atmosphere and are insanely powerful.

I think all of worlds electricity wouldn't make a dent to it.

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u/Bertport 28d ago

It'd be like putting toothpicks in the ground to stop a runaway semi.

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u/Dheorl 28d ago

Just don't let Hank Johnson hear. With all that extra weight he might start to panic that the place will sink.

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u/nicmos 28d ago

I think you're on to something!

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u/Buck_Thorn 28d ago

No windmills for Puerto Rico, then.

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