r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/PaIngallsButSexier 29d ago

Make him draw a clock

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u/tafkat 28d ago

He draws a rectangle, a smaller rectangle inside, and then 12:30.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/TheJerminator69 28d ago

I can just hear it.

“Euughh… hunnnggg… guhhhhh…. Milania, help me up. Milania!”

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u/ManiacSpiderTrash 28d ago

Is this an encephalitis joke?

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u/ProjectShadow316 28d ago

No, it's a test you give to dementia patients.

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u/ManiacSpiderTrash 28d ago

My mind went straight to Hannibal

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u/ryemmsf 28d ago

Same. I'm so sad it ended.

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u/SuburbanLegend 28d ago

I was kinda annoyed that Will just happened to have freaking encephalitis. The very first scene in the show is Will rescuing a stray dog and I was convinced it would eventually be revealed that Hannibal had planted a virus-dog to be found by Will.

Also my probably unpopular Hannibal opinion. I enjoyed the show and I absolutely loved the character of Hannibal, but literally every other character pretty much sucked. Oh except Freddie Lounds she ruled.

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u/Umbraldisappointment 28d ago edited 28d ago

How does it exactly work?

Edit: the test not the clock!

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u/With_Trees 28d ago edited 28d ago

Basically tests your ability to draw something from memory [the general shape and functionality of a clock] that's both very simple and familiar, but with details [digits, hands].

Score is based on how many details you got right vs. how many you misplaced/forgot. How many numbers are on a clock? How many hands? Where are the hands and numbers located?

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u/PiebaldWookie 28d ago

So, you ask the patient to draw a clock, with the hands at a specific time.

Patients with dementia will tend to have certain anomalies, like the numbers being mashed up to one side of the clock, being unable to remember that the clock starts at 12, being unable to recognise the significance of the placement of numbers when adding the hands, etc.

It's a quick an easy test, with obvious fail states.

https://www.verywellhealth.com/the-clock-drawing-test-98619

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u/Umbraldisappointment 28d ago

Sound quite interesting, is it able to perceive how bad someone has it?

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u/PiebaldWookie 27d ago

It's not great for getting the severity - it's more to see that *something* is wrong, indeed it might not even be dementia but another issue. For those who are known to have issues, it can be used to see how they are doing on a particular day.

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u/oily76 28d ago

Two hands, one for hours and one for minutes.

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u/RoryThePirate 28d ago

you forgot the second one.

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u/BonnieJan21 28d ago

He said the second one is for minutes /s

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses 28d ago

Reddit officially has dementia.

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u/RoryThePirate 28d ago

(that was the joke I was hoping somebody made, thank you)

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u/reehdus 28d ago

It tells the time

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u/coogdude 28d ago edited 28d ago

Ah, the old Reddit clock-a-roo

EDIT: I have been notified that I have failed in the way of the switcharoo, pls no go in

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u/Neet-owo 28d ago

Hold my mechanical hands, I going in!

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u/GigaChumby 28d ago

Hello from the future past and present!

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u/TheBraveOne86 28d ago

Yea you’d think well duh anyone can draw a clock - all you need is the numbers and hands- it turns out it’s pretty sensitive for picking up hidden brain dysfunction- the most mild people can’t get the 3,6,9,12 in the right spots - just google it

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u/Old_Gimlet_Eye 28d ago

Nice try, dementia patient.

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u/killer_burrito 28d ago

Make him do a simple math problem. "National security depends on it, sir."

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u/Chainweasel 28d ago

Ah so that's what happened with the first Boeing Starliner test flight

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u/rmthugger 28d ago

Thought you had said cock. That would be interesting too.

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u/DillPixels 27d ago

My glasses are off and I read that as cock instead of clock.

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u/UKYorkWatches 8d ago

And if the clock drawing fails. Get him to draw a cock on all his employees foreheads.