r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/Flashy-Huckleberry95 29d ago

a mexican moves in next door

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u/The_Medicus 28d ago

Fun Fact; There was a sitcom in the 90s about Hitler and Ava Braun living next to Jews. I don't think it made it past the pilot.

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u/Philo_T_Farnsworth 28d ago

It was called Heil, Honey, I'm Home. And it's biggest crime was being painfully unfunny.

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u/leicanthrope 28d ago

Spring Cleaning for Hitler and Germany?

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u/vivolator 28d ago

Winter for sweaters and paaaants!

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u/Hyrule_Hystorian 28d ago

Someone referencing The Producers in Reddit. I am complete.

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u/leicanthrope 28d ago

Back when I was in college, I took a course in German history. The professor, without any change in tone or inflection, seamlessly slipped "...springtime for Hitler and Germany, winter for Poland and France..." into a lecture.

This was before 2005 version of the Producers came out, and the original had come out before any of the students were even born. Three of us lost our shit, and several dozen other students were utterly confused.

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u/Hyrule_Hystorian 28d ago

That teacherof yours...

That's owah Hitlah!

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u/vivolator 28d ago

Awesome!! Did anybody stand up and yell "Schwein! Schwein!"?

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u/JrMemelordInTraining 28d ago

The best part of that story is realizing that the professor probably used that every year, and less and less people got it year to year.

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u/GhostShark 28d ago

Wow. I had no idea this existed. Hard to believe that at no point in the pre-production someone didn’t point out how entirely inappropriate the whole concept was.

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u/joshualuigi220 28d ago

Monty Python and Mel Brooks did a Hitler parody a decade or two before this pilot. That was much closer to the time of the war. I think, as others have said, the real crime is how unfunny the show is.

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u/GhostShark 28d ago

Oh for sure I know about The Producers, but that was a satire. And funny.

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u/joshualuigi220 28d ago

Mr. Hilter, the Monty Python sketch isn't that different than the concept for this show. It's a "what would it be like if Hitler existed in England in modern times?" (modern times being 1970)

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u/JadeSpade23 28d ago

"You are a very, very, naughty little Hitler!"

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u/biscobingo 28d ago

Well there’s a surprise.

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u/ThisIsKubi 28d ago

Just, no wonder it died. It's so cringey.

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u/Wheatek 28d ago

How can someone make this funny?

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u/HelloFutureQ2 28d ago

See the producers

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u/Stickguy259 28d ago

As a sketch I could see someone smart being able to pull something funny with that premise, but as an actual tv show you really wouldn't be able to do much past the premise unless you really delved into Hitler as a character and made him empathetic, and yeah, you just can't do that with Hitler hahaha. Like how am I gonna empathize with a guy who murdered 6 million innocent people?

If Hitler is gonna be your main character then you have a lot of work to do to make it work. I did really like JoJo Rabbit though, but also he was just a side character and the director/ writer knew how to use him as an imaginary friend.

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u/adeon 28d ago

As an example, there's a Monty Python sketch about Hitler living in a B&B in England and running in the North Minehead by-election on a platform of annexing Taunton.

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u/PatheticCirclet 28d ago

They didn't unfortunately :(

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u/FLCLHero 28d ago

My god, that was terrible.

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u/lane_gug 28d ago

nein/10

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u/thebruce44 28d ago

This feels a lot like Kevin Can Fuck Himself. A corny sitcom satire with really dark undertones.

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u/OneGoodRib 28d ago

That would’ve worked great as a recurring SNL sketch. Or if Mel Brooks had written it.

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u/gibmiser 28d ago

Well, if someone enjoys the simple humor of I Love Lucy combined with side jokes about Nazis then they might enjoy it.

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u/ca_kingmaker 28d ago

Similar to the source material then.

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u/wildmonster91 28d ago

Yeah. Hogans heros tho. That was a good one.

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u/Caridor 4d ago

The premise is crap but the title is genius

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u/Lucas_Deziderio 28d ago

That's a shame. I mean, I understand why people would be hella uncomfortable with it, but this has the potential to be hilarious. Maybe we could get the guys from South Park working on it?

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u/leicanthrope 28d ago

They'd probably find a way to "both sides" it a bit too much while spending most of the time making fun of the neighbors.

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u/suckmyconchbeetch 28d ago

i disagree. you have comedies related to funny premises. the thought of taking a movie like hotel rwanda or schindlers list and transforming it into a comedy makes my stomach churn.

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u/DevourMe_Colossus 28d ago

Still, a movie like Jojo Rabbit worked perfectly.

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u/DataMasticator 28d ago

Idk, if there was a comedy version of hotel Rwanda I’d watch it

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u/suckmyconchbeetch 28d ago

have you been abused or have experienced some other form of trauma? i cant think of anything funny that could be tied to genocide but im curious how someone could think that way.

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u/DataMasticator 27d ago

I wouldn't necessarily say so. It's not really pleasant or nice, but I think there are tons of examples where people laugh at that kind of stuff. There's a whole genre of holocaust jokes (worm in apple, grandpa fell off guardtower, etc) and a lot of humour is based on 'punching down'. I don't think it's admirable or anything, but certainly a thing. As far as factors for why someone would think that funny, in general I'd guess emotional immaturity (which could have a variety of roots) and maybe low-grade sociopathy as an effect of privilege. Personally, I'm not a very empathetic person, which likely has roots in my upbringing but not something I'd call abuse.

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u/SufficientVariety 28d ago

TV Guide gave it a nein out of ten.

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u/TerrenceCousar 28d ago

I don't mind paying for public service broadcasters as long as they fulfil the public service part. I am mostly annoyed that they spend so much money on broadcasting licenses for football.

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u/NeverAskQuestions 28d ago

A bit different, but a few years ago there was a rather short German series called "Familie Braun", in which a Nazi found out he had a child with a black woman, who then leaves the child in front of his door.

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u/LionCM 27d ago

How that got passed the pitch, is beyond me.

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u/Steppyjim 28d ago

And he has a bigger house

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

And a hotter wife. Basically Modern Family.

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u/Mobidad 28d ago

So he's married to Ivanka?

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Yes, but a much younger version.

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u/lennybird 28d ago

And less plastic.

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u/FrancoisTruser 28d ago

And who is not always looking as if she is trying to understand your joke.

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u/hello3pat 28d ago

I think that'd come naturally with less plastic

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u/suggested_username10 28d ago

Well since only Trump has to think the other wife is hotter....ehm, yes?

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u/gtg930r 28d ago

Hahaha.

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u/context_hell 28d ago

Except younger and didn't need to have a full face remodel to avoid looking like trump in a wig.

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u/johnnybiggles 28d ago

And she's Muslim.

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Married to a Jewish guy. And the whole family is from Mexico. And they build a big wall between their house and Trumps. Because they think it’s “a shithole”.

And they have a BLM sign out front and fly a Pride flag.

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u/blastanders 28d ago

And they pronounce 'China' in a normal way

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u/USS_Barack_Obama 28d ago

They can move in next to me

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Me too.

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u/newthrash1221 28d ago

How is that basically Modern Family?

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

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u/DahLegend27 28d ago

Doesn’t really answer the question

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Kind of assumed he wasn’t familiar with the show. An Info dump is easier

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u/newthrash1221 28d ago

Yeah i’ve seen the show, and the premise isn’t at all alike.

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u/GildoFotzo 28d ago

Salma hayek!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Not at all like Modern Family.

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u/Dontinsultautomod 28d ago

He has the best house and nobody has a better picket fence than him, believe me.

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u/shayed154 28d ago

"The way its built, they made it, it's the best quality, its the best fence in the world Nothing can beat this fence there is no fence whiter, the fence has been painted pearl white and built, its made with 100% American wood and not, none of that China wood"

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u/alittlesomminsommin 28d ago

Surely a wall not a picket fence, but only on the side neighboring Mr Drumpf?

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u/InfinityThor18 28d ago

Everyone is saying it

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u/pbjamm 28d ago

He should be used to being picketed.

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u/ACat32 28d ago

And the neighbor builds a fence, that looks suspiciously like his wall designs, to keep him out.

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u/eric2332 28d ago

Well, obviously this Mexican would pay to build a wall between their properties. (You know, to keep out Trump)

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u/Rewrite_Mean_Comment 28d ago

This sounds more like The Good Place than Truman Show.

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u/Garry_man 28d ago

And a whiter house

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u/cssn3000 28d ago

Underated comment

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u/aschwab9009 28d ago

I can see this going 2 ways.

1) The other person’s house is bigger by only a few sq feet so Trump starts making up reasons why “ACTUALLY Trump’s house is bigger when you factor in (insert made up bullshit here)”

2) The other person’s house is massively, undeniably larger, but Trump decides that the bigger house is stupid. That all people with houses bigger than his are dumb.

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u/Petite_Tsunami 28d ago

And builds a 6ft fence with security cameras

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u/bagel-42 28d ago

whiter, too

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u/SlobMarley13 28d ago

then the new neighbor gets a fence built and sends Donald the bill

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u/munchidk 28d ago

Tuesdays at 7 on the cw!

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u/F_F_T 28d ago

Rob Schneider is a Mexican carrot

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u/yomommasofat3 28d ago

It's basically torture at this point

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u/Buffthebaldy 28d ago

But the property tax, it's too much

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u/-mostlyharmless1 28d ago

Then puts up a fence

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew 28d ago

Please be a big brown house next to his white house

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u/Firehed 28d ago

She. Make it a double-whammy for him.

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u/The_Snarky_Wolf 28d ago

Don't forget, he his neighbor need bigger hands. And needs to frequently point it out.

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u/AndySipherBull 28d ago

And a bigger, not mushroomy dick

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u/mrgreyeyes 28d ago

"Howdy neighbor! ¿Qué hacés?"

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u/RocketFrasier 28d ago

*haces

hacés is Argentinian, from the "vos" pronoun

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u/CJGamr01 28d ago

You expect the Trumpster to know the difference?

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u/AwesomJose 28d ago

from the “vos” pronoun

Doesn’t that one come from Spain?

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u/RocketFrasier 28d ago

No no, that's "vosotros". Vosotros is for the plural of "you", i.e "you all" and is used in Spain

Vos is "you" singular, but argentinian, they are conjugated similarly, but not the same.

They both came from the pronoun "Vuestra Merced" I think, but evolved differently in argentina than in Spain

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u/TheBitchman 28d ago

From the shitty discount italian pronunciation more like

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u/RocketFrasier 28d ago

Nahh argentinian sounds awesome

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u/TheBitchman 28d ago

Nah even italian sounds goofy sometimes, noone thinks argentinians sound cool.

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u/RocketFrasier 28d ago

From the people I know, most of them have said their favourite accent is the argentinian one. Plus I think they sound cool too

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u/TheBitchman 28d ago

Wow imagine thinking "from the people I know, most of them" represents anything close to a relevant set of data

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u/TheCasualParry 28d ago

Parece un argentino más que un mexicano jaja

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u/RocketFrasier 28d ago

Trump wouldn't be able to tell the difference anyway, they're all mexico to him

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u/PuffTheMagicDragon11 28d ago

Si, si, yo también puedo hablar Español.

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u/Ok_Aardvark4033 28d ago

Qué pasa pariente? Vamos por una carne asada?! Fierro!

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u/TheCasualParry 28d ago

Jaja más bien Martín Fierro

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u/Unikatze 28d ago

I read the "Howdy" with a hard J

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 28d ago

Wouldn't it just be Buenos ding dong diddly Diaz?

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u/ninjette847 28d ago

Give him glasses that mimic the lighting they always use for Mexico in movies.

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u/officialsuperhero 28d ago

Now you mention it.... What's up with that?

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u/leicanthrope 28d ago

I think it was invented by the same guy who thought that kookaburra calls sound right in the Amazon, African jungles, and Asian jungles.

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u/NVMFSRUA 28d ago

Yes, they charge it per household nowadays. It's 18€ now I believe per month, about $21 or so. In case you are military you don't have to pay it though, just FYI.

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u/Costco_Guac69 28d ago

Honestly the only good comment so far

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u/NaniGaHoshiiDesuKa 28d ago

Nah the guy who suggested building the wall and tearing it apart every day was pretty good as well.

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u/Ikhlas37 28d ago

They build a massive red white and green house next to the white House

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u/FappleFritter 28d ago

I was gonna say Charlie Sheen

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw 28d ago

That sounds like a 90s sitcom

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u/dkf295 28d ago

So basically “Heil Honey I’m Home”?

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u/FunkasaurusRex6 28d ago edited 28d ago

She’s a trans lesbian who’s moved in with her life partner (I’ve found this phrase irritates the right) and she has two dads, Jacob and Eric White. We call the show “The White Houses”

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u/Jjayray 28d ago

Low rider starts playing

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u/GodofWitsandWine 28d ago

That's a winner of a sitcom right there.

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u/nanoH2O 28d ago

Mex-ican it's the Mexican familyyyyy. Hey Melina, it's that Mexican from work I was telling you about.

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u/Claris-chang 28d ago

Oh I have a better Idea. Governor Arnold and his wife (who I believe is mexican) move in next door.

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u/RedditLocked 28d ago

he declares himself proud MAGA supporter, and reveals he's also an undocumented immigrant

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u/scroll_of_truth 28d ago

And he looks and talks exactly like a Mexican trump

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u/Syrazhe 28d ago

And built a wall…

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u/Generic_user_person 28d ago

So Fox's Bordertown?

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u/No_Arm9832 28d ago

I would pay good money to see this

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u/bsutton1970 28d ago

Maybe Jack Black could be nacho libre and move in next door in a big house. I don't think Jack Black's got anything going on right now so that might be a good role for him

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u/Kiyae1 28d ago

Hey George! It’s your favorite neighbor!

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u/stunt_pickle 28d ago

An episode definitely needs to be about an argument between them about who is going to pay for building a fence.

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u/Jubei_08 28d ago

I'd nominate Carlos Slim. That oughta make it extra spicy.

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u/Now_and_Then_Gwen 26d ago

A atheist bisexual non-binary Hispanic transgender woman moves in next door, so, essentially I move next door to him

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u/Missmichelle06 21d ago

The ironic things is, is that my boyfriend is Mexican, and bilingual. (dude is a bit pale though lol)

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u/ConsiderationDeep879 5d ago

You know he liked them right? As long as they were legal citizens he had no problem with them 🙄

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u/MelonHatTv 28d ago

You do realize he only was against illegal immigrants right?

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u/Serpent_of_Rehoboam 28d ago

Nope. He made legal immigration more difficult as well. Especially for people coming from countries he didn't like.

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u/MelonHatTv 28d ago

Changing the process doesnt mean being against it

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u/Serpent_of_Rehoboam 28d ago

Pretty sure that whole "Muslim Ban" that he campaigned on was him being against immigration from certain countries.