r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/beskardboard 29d ago

A large, artificial object of interstellar origin enters orbit around the Earth

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u/Sliperry_Salmon 29d ago

"we build a wall... A great, big, beautiful wall sOO big.... you would say: wOw! What a great and big beautiful wall"

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u/sonrad10 28d ago

Trump reinvents the Dyson Sphere

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u/GildoFotzo 28d ago

Yes grandchildren, thats the way he Talked.

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u/brito68 28d ago

"A big wall. A GREAT wall, the greatest wall, OK? No one will have a better wall. And I've seen a lot of good walls. I know a lot of wall experts, OK? They told me there's no way they'll have a better wall than us."

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u/Redemtp6755 28d ago

Is that a real quote?

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u/brito68 28d ago

Would you believe me if I said yes?

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u/Redemtp6755 28d ago

Of course! I'm 35 so I lived through all this nonsense in the last few years, but because Reddit wouldn't let me copy and paste easily, it was easier to reply than try and copy and paste and search.

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u/titaniumjackal 28d ago

And make the aliens pay for it!

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u/CoraxtheRavenLord 28d ago

We’ve come full circle from the show Supergirl, which had a Trump-standin politician running on building a dome around their city to keep the actual aliens out.

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u/BrothelWaffles 28d ago

So like, the total opposite of Under the Dome?

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u/emmstryker 11d ago

AND, he would be inside that wall, and that is A-OK with me!