r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/2x4x93 28d ago

Just let him roll. You can't write stuff like he pulls off

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u/JawesomeJess 28d ago

Seriously. Like the whole McDonalds Buffet thing...

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u/Dry_Badger_Chef 28d ago

Four seasons

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u/sophiethegiraffe 28d ago

Absolutely my favorite thing that came out of that shit show. I really wish the person that set that up, or at least a first-hand witness, would do a tell-all interview. Was the actual Four Seasons booked and some underpaid, overworked intern said fuck it, good enough? Did Google somehow produce a landscaping company as the top result? What was Rudy’s reaction?

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u/OptimusLinvoyPrimus 28d ago

I would love to see a fly-on-the-wall style comedy drama show on those final days, something like the Office. The moment where they get to the garden centre and realise it’s what they have to work with would be top notch farce

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u/lillithfair4 28d ago

I can totally see this happening too. Micheal and Dwight show up after having booked the wrong venue and Micheal decides to roll with it.

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u/neobeguine 28d ago

He would blame Dwight, but it would definitely turn out that Micheal was the one that made the mistake.

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u/punkr0x 28d ago

"Guess who just booked the best conference center in Philadelphia, Four Seasons?"

"Wait, The Four Seasons Hotel, or Four Seasons Total Landscaping?"

"Same thing."

(Everyone groans.)

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u/Absenceofavoid 28d ago

Everyone knows that one is good pizza and the other is trash

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u/smallstone 28d ago

One is a hot circle of garbage.

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u/that_mn_kid 28d ago

Would you rather have a medium amount of good landscaping or all you can eat mediocre landscaping?

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u/SusanForeman 28d ago

Michael.

The name is Michael.

How is it that every person in this comment chain is spelling it incorrectly, it's a common name!

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u/neobeguine 28d ago

Sorry, Dwigt

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u/lillithfair4 28d ago

Classic Micheal lol

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u/nemoomen 28d ago

An update of "That's My Bush" you say?

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u/Meglomaniac 28d ago

Can micheal Scott somehow swing a job at trump towers?

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u/29CFR1910 28d ago

Space Force

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u/Meglomaniac 28d ago

Nah, thats pushing it but I like the thought process.

The idea of micheal scott being operations manager for trump towers where you could tastefully have trump walk around to whistle tracks and give one liners would be <3

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u/smitwise 28d ago

Isn’t this practically Veep or are you thinking more improvised, either way I’m down if actually had Trump as the “star”

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u/OptimusLinvoyPrimus 28d ago

It may well be - I have to admit I haven’t seen Veep

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u/smitwise 28d ago

It’s worth the watch I didn’t watch it until peak trump and it was weird how parallel the stories lines were to life even though it was a couple of years earlier. Takes a season or two to get into though.

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u/Pharmacololgy 28d ago

Yep, Armando Iannucci was behind both.

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u/bking 28d ago

Based on your previous comment, you’ll absolutely love it.

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u/02K30C1 28d ago

Veep couldnt write stuff like this, people would think its too crazy

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u/sophiethegiraffe 28d ago

The jokes practically write themselves! I’d love Trump’s character to do the Sue Sylvester-style tantrum of breaking shit and shoving people into walls, complete with something like O Fortuna playing in the background.

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u/Shins 28d ago

They can honestly make a Crimson Tide style thriller as well. I guarantee there are dozens of instances some unnamed hero saved us from a world war repeatedly.

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u/blueblarg 28d ago

Arrested Development is just a more likeable Trump family. Although are they?

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u/jrhoffa 28d ago

By a country mile

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u/jrhoffa 28d ago

The Oval Office

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u/kerouacrimbaud 28d ago

Some day someone will make a Death of Stalin style movie of Trump's final days and weeks in office lmao. I cannot wait for that movie

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u/interfail 28d ago

Aide carefully trying to stand in the way of any shot that might include the dildo store.

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u/fjonk 28d ago

"The Best Wing"

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u/Kriegwesen 28d ago

You should try VEEP

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u/misterbung 28d ago

You should check out the show Veep!

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u/thatgirl239 28d ago

I’m reading “Only I Can Fix It” currently and it is something.

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u/jayesanctus 28d ago

Like Veep.

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u/momofeveryone5 28d ago

They can do a mini series and start on election night 2016. First episode is called "this want supposed to happen" it opens with the actress playing Milana and her anger at him winning. Then they show trump getting all his congrats as he closes himself in a hotel room for a second and full on rages.

Second episode is "Fake News" and we get the over veiw of the staff getting interviewed and meeting trump and the media people. Omg who would pay Kelly Ann?

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u/really_isnt_me 28d ago

Don’t forget the inauguration and how they tried to boost their numbers and say that it was the most attended inauguration ever!

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u/sonofaresiii 28d ago

something like the Office

I love those political biopic/dramas, like Game Change or W or Snowden that show a dramatic, slightly exaggerated but informative look with empathy at what was really going on behind the scenes in a distilled way that I can understand

but you're absolutely right that the incoming series or movie about any part of Trump's administration is going to be an Office-style comedy. It can't not be. Even if they tried to make it as 100% serious as they possibly can-- because real tragedy happened during that administration-- there's still going to be pervasive laugh-out-loud moments at the absolute idiocy of it all.

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u/DandyWilkins 28d ago

'The thick of it' would be a perfect style for that. I'm fairly sure they even have scenes like that in the show already.

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u/Wutras 28d ago

something like the Office

the Oval Office.

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u/desconectado 28d ago

Arrested development would be a better fit. They already have many catchphrases, there's some criminal activity going on, lots of entitled selfish racists grifters, and then you have Tobias (Eric).

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u/Stickguy259 28d ago

I'm just waiting for the inevitable movie about Trump's presidency and I really hope it's made more like The Big Short than The Social Network. Trump needs a comedic mind to make a movie about it all because that would just kill him. If someone serious made a movie he'd probably think it was reverent. Give me an Adam McKay or Taiki Waititi to make that movie and I'm all in.

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u/belinck 28d ago

Just go watch Veep...

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u/ddado2 28d ago

Fantastic idea! This should be a show. I’d pay to watch

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u/long435 28d ago

It's seriously something that could have happened on Veep

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u/NotEmmaStone 28d ago

Something in the style of Veep would be great. Maybe in 10 years or so. I need some more distance between that reality and myself before I can truly find it funny.

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u/TimelyConcern 28d ago

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/12/four-seasons-total-landscaping-the-full-est-possible-story.html

Here's a pretty good story that was done shortly after the incident. They didn't get the scoop from someone inside of the administration unfortunately. I'm still waiting for that follow up.

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u/reddog323 28d ago

The movies and series about that time period are going to be epic. I still don’t believe half of the things that happened over the past four years.

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 28d ago

When I heard American Crime Story was doing Impeachment, I thought that was quick. Maybe COVID is delaying the first dramatization of the 2016-2020 (2021) shit show

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u/reddog323 28d ago edited 28d ago

Showtime already did The Comey Rule. I heard it was good, and that Brendan Gleason absolutely nailed 45.

Edit: From the feedback I’m getting here, Gleason’s performance had one flaw: he made 45 seem more intelligent than he was.

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u/NatrenSR1 28d ago

Brandan Gleason was good, but his delivery made Trump seem far more intelligent than he actually is.

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u/speedx5xracer 28d ago

Are we 100% certain it's wasn't just David Tennant with polyjuice?

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u/Mr_Abberation 28d ago

I only watched the trailer but I hear you. The truth is that trump isn’t stupid. He knows the system and worked it. The real focus is on the monster and I think that is a great direction to take. He’s a confident con man making deals for loyalty behind closed doors. That’s trump.

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u/slowest_hour 28d ago

I hope he calls Ralph Fienne's kids cunts in this one too

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u/imightbethewalrus3 28d ago

He retracted it, didn't he?!

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u/pantstoaknifefight2 28d ago

Never heard of this. I gotta check this out!

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u/reddog323 28d ago

You and me both. I’ve seen the ads, and it looks interesting.

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u/CJnella91 28d ago

I actually really liked that movie.

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u/theworldbystorm 28d ago

ACS Impeachment is about Bill Clinton, though

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u/Bryanhenry 28d ago

Impeachment: American Crime Story premieres September 7th, only on FX

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u/PM_Me_Spicey_Boobs 28d ago

American crime story will be about Bill Clinton

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u/celtic_thistle 17d ago

Impeachment is about Clinton and Lewinsky!

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u/pinche_Mari 28d ago

I was living in Mexico nearly his whole presidency, and it's embarrassing when I'd go to the molino in the morning and the asshole Real Housewives of San Ildefonso are tearing me a new one about my presidents' antics.

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u/reddog323 28d ago

I’m just curious as to how he was described in Spanish? My sympathies, though. A friend of mine had the same experience in the UK. He had to constantly tell people he didn’t vote for the guy.

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u/temalyen 28d ago

It's one of those things that, 20 years from now when they make a movie about this (it certainly will not be the first, but I imagine many will be made for decades after) a lot of young people won't remember/won't have been alive during Trump's presidency.

They'll see what he's saying and then say, "This is totally unrealistic. It's impossible a President would ever say this. This writing sucks." Then someone will point out to them that this is actual, real life footage of a Trump speech that they put in for context.

I don't know why thinking about that scenario amuses me so much.

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u/fodafoda 28d ago

it NEEDS to be narrated by Ron Howard

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u/rob132 28d ago

The movies and series about that time period are going to be epic.

They're going to show the newsfeeds of Rudy in the parking lot during the end credits and people will go "OMG, that really happened?"

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u/darthfodder 28d ago

I have a lot of this fantasy casted in my head already. Jared Kushner played by Michael Cera. DJTJ played by Adam Scott. Zach Cregger as Eric Trump. Amanda Seyfried as Ivanka. Anthony Scarramucci as himself. Bob Odenkirk as Jeff Sessions. Christian Bale as Rudy. Pick somebody random from a movie produced by Steve Mnuchin to play him. Jordan Peele as Ben Carson. Keegan Key on to play Cory Booker in a couple random episodes. Imelda Staunton(played umbridge) as Betsy Devos. Steve Carell as Mike Pence(mostly so we can have him shouting "Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!" once per season for the first 3 seasons, then just assuming he's going to become president at some point and being repeatedly disappointed).

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u/ddado2 28d ago

Half? More like 90%

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u/itspaulieho 28d ago

For real, the Trump Cinematic Universe is gonna be something else.

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u/LonePaladin 28d ago

The Twitter account Road to Sedition has been doing a daily play-by-play of the Trump era, each day posting a "four years ago on this day" event.

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u/mrfatso111 28d ago

You and me both, I still can't believe it

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u/TheIowan 28d ago

Wait, you think we're out of that timeline? We've just barely started the 2nd chapter, and haven't even got to "Trump 2: large assed disaster" yet. Heck we haven't even got to the meteor scene where only 60% of the population believes in it and 40% get vaporized despite easily accessible shelters being available to everyone.

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u/sophiethegiraffe 28d ago

Yeah, I read a few stories where it’s spun as being intentional. But that’s really all they could find for a venue? There must be a few wealthy Trump supporters/donors in that area with a nice lawn that would have served better.

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u/bruk_out 28d ago

Literally anywhere else would have been better for them. Not for us, Four Seasons Total Landscaping was the best choice for the comedy loving public, but Giuliani could have stood on a soap box screaming at passing traffic on 95 and it would have better for them.

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u/thatgirl239 28d ago

It concerns me that I had no issue conjuring that image in my head.

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u/coyotesloth 28d ago

I think this means you’re based in collective reality.

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u/rouseyerats 28d ago

Unfortunately, that means you are in contact with reality.

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u/chummypuddle08 28d ago

but Giuliani could have stood on a soap box screaming at passing traffic on 95

This didn't happen? It's so him...

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 28d ago

Giuliani could have stood on a soap box screaming at passing traffic on 95

That's still coming after he loses all the various lawsuits, all his money, and the rest of his mind.

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u/codeslave 28d ago

Hire him on Cameo to do it today!

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u/Demgar 28d ago

Recently, there was a report that this was the SECOND 4 seasons landscaping that was booked for a presser. The first was cancelled when trump got Covid.

I believe it was intentional. They got a huge amount of press out of it, and Rudy comes off as the idiot, not trump. They knew what they were doing.

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u/Crowbarmagic 28d ago

Link?

I would still wonder if there wasn't any misdirection going on. Like, perhaps a staff member was trying to do the owner of the place a favor (for whatever reason), and just kept mentioning 'Four Seasons' without adding the landscaping part until the last moment. And once Trump's first tweet was out there was no going back.

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u/rbyrolg 28d ago

The first one was actually just hired to do landscaping, it wasn’t a location for a presser https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/02/trump-campaign-four-seasons-landscaping-fixation-502163

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u/ThrowawayBlast 28d ago

Yeah but then the media and the general public would have searched the heck out of the owner of that lawn and oops, all their dirty laundry hiding in the corners of the internet is now on CNN.

"Guiliani's press conference friend donated ten grand to local KKK chapter in 1977!"

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u/morpo 28d ago

Oh man. The article kept talking about how that's where the Trump presidency ended. It was written in December.

Little did the author know, January 6th would bring a far more dramatic and less comical end to 45's reign.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

I’m so butthurt I read that wholeeee long article and at the end the writer goes “yeah it was the height of idiocy and that’s probably all there ever was to it” (paraphrased) and that’s the only real answer given lol

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u/abortionleftovers 28d ago

The one guy who spoke at the four seasons was there at the convention center watching the nail in vote counting, so was I, it was wild to listen to all the lies about what was happening there after seeing first hand what was really happening. He and I were on the same shift so I know the lies he told and it was illuminating!

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u/simplyarduus 28d ago

This is the best part:

‘The Siravos were nothing if not good marketers, and by December, they’d sold more than $1 million of the merchandise they’d drawn up to capitalize on all the attention, like stickers that read “Make America Rake Again!” and “Lawn and Order!”’

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u/staplehill 28d ago

someone inside of the administration unfortunately

it was a campaign event so it would have to be someone inside the Presidential campaign.

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u/Mr_Abberation 28d ago

That’s really a good read. Thank you for that!

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u/random_shitter 28d ago

That was a great read.

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u/takabrash 28d ago

It's so stupid that we wouldn't even believe it in a Parks and Rec episode.

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u/Thompson_S_Sweetback 28d ago

I mean, it's precisely the kind of thing Arrested Development would do.

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u/DCBB22 28d ago

Or Veep!

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u/dpfw 28d ago

I don't think you do understand. Because you are grinning. Why are you grinning? You are grinning. You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.

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u/owme 28d ago

I remember asking a friend in DC which show (airing at the time) got it closest to reality. She said Veep by a long shot.

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u/loverofreeses 28d ago

This is also the first thing I thought of. The panicked quick pan of the camera to show the landscaping company signage while Rudy and staffers put their hands on their face and mutter. Comedic gold here waiting to be put together.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- 28d ago

"I love all my children equally!"

Earlier that day

"I don't much care for Junior."

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u/trireme32 28d ago

I could see April drolly trolling Leslie that she booked the landscaping company — “whatever, it said 4 seasons” — but actually booked the best ballroom at the hotel.

Or the landscaping company somehow being booked by accident, but Tom Haverford gets ahead of it and somehow makes it look fantastic and spins it into a win.

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u/BendTheForks 28d ago

Ron would be bitching the whole time about having to dress up and waste the taxpayers money on a pointless ceremony because he thinks it's the 4 seasons hotel. He eventually finds out that it's the landscaping company the day before the event and gets super giddy because not only did they spend a fraction of the budget to book the landscaping company compared to the hotel, but there's also plenty of room for him to bring his grill and fire up some real food.

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u/Freakin_A 28d ago

Get on your feet!

Pretty sure The Comeback Kid campaign rally was less of a shit show than Four Seasons Total Landscaping event, next to a crematorium and dildo shop.

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u/FlashbackJon 28d ago

It's like a Veep episode. (Which is Parks & Rec if you want to feel bad instead of good.)

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u/borntobewildish 28d ago

It would even be too random for a family guy gag. Peter would do the 'remember the time we did a press conference at the four seasons landscaping' and even those writers would think 'nah, were going too far now'.

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u/Armeleon 28d ago

Believe it or not, it happened twice. A four seasons landscaping in California also hosted a Trump event. The only reason we don't hear about both is because Trump got Covid and couldn't attend the one in California. I think his son went instead.

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u/Colbey 28d ago

It seems like the California one was hired to do actual landscaping. https://www.politico.com/news/2021/08/02/trump-campaign-four-seasons-landscaping-fixation-502163

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u/Keyboard_Cat_ 28d ago

From the New Yorker article, it likely went something like:

  • Trump tweeted there would be a press conference at the Four Seasons without having told anyone or arranged anything.

  • Four Seasons hotel tweeted that they knew nothing about this and would not be hosting a Trump press conference.

  • Trump refused to change course or be proven "wrong" so he insisted his people book anything to make him technically right.

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u/firebat45 28d ago

You forgot the 4th point.

  • Hold more events at Four Seasons landscaping in the future to "prove" that's what you meant to do all along.

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u/sophiethegiraffe 28d ago

That’s somehow more ridiculous but also so normal/expected.

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u/airndeelyle 28d ago

Jon Stewart had a good bit on this recently.

Rudy: “I”m at the Walmart in Astoria.”

Team Trump: “No, the Waldorf Astoria!”

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u/ConnieLingus24 28d ago

Can we all take a second to remind ourselves that this clown owns businesses in the hospitality industry? He had access to some really great event planners.

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u/bascelicna123 28d ago

I feel like it was a case of r/MaliciousCompliance

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u/SquirrelAkl 28d ago

Four Seasons fiasco was totally surreal. If some scriptwriter pitched that for a tv episode people would say it’s too ridiculous to be believable. Would really love to know who / how many fucked up there and just how bigly.

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u/BarryMacochner 28d ago

They've actually done other events in that lot since iirc.

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u/Worthlessstupid 28d ago

They had to go to the SECOND PAGE of Google to find that place. Who goes to the second page of Google? That might as well be Europa.

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u/HighlyOffensive10 28d ago

My favorite was when he walked on to air force one with toilet paper on his shoe. He kept turning and waiving which made him look even more ridiculous.

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u/ParameciaAntic 28d ago

No one will believe that whole thing was real in 20 years. It's way past the most cynical satire.

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u/PoopitySxoop 28d ago

That was the moment I realized VEEP was a docu-drama.

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u/wordgromit 28d ago

I read a theory a while ago that the real four seasons was very close to a school, and a speaker at that press conference or a staffer? Idk who someone important enough, was a registered sex offender and they had to move things last minute. To avoid discussion about the real reason they just came up with the four seasons total landscaping as a way to move the conference away from schools without people looking into it much. Most democrats just thought that the trump campaign was incompetent and moved on.

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u/firebat45 28d ago

Trump himself is a sex offender.

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u/wordgromit 28d ago

In practice yes, but he’s not on the registry.

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u/tcb9289 28d ago

Everything about that situation is so perfectly satirical. I bought a four seasons total landscaping shirt. For me, the Four Seasons incident is tied with the *Rudy is Melting * press conference as my favorite thing. Don’t get me wrong, I’d happily give those memories up to go back in time and avoid this whole mess, but failing that, these nuggets are the silver lining on the turd sweater that was the Trump presidency.

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u/AdvocateSaint 28d ago

Reminds me of Fyre Festival having tell-all stories from the beleaguered organizers trying to make Billy McFarland and Ja Rule's delusions of grandeur come true, because it was so poorly planned that they forgot to require non-disclosure agreements.

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u/bento8621 28d ago

I love that Four Seasons Total Landscaping is like 5 minutes from my house. What a day that was

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u/guineawheat 28d ago

Completely unrelated but my daughter loves chewing on you

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u/sophiethegiraffe 28d ago

Lol, I just threw ours out. It was 7 years old and pretty gross. My oldest loved that thing and was upset with me, but she’d let the dog chew on it so it was time to say goodbye.

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u/roadfood 28d ago

I still want the inside story of whoever booked Colbert for the Press Association dinner gig. They had to know how vicious it would get.

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u/LLREnew 28d ago

They painted themselves into a corner. They announced on Twitter that they would be doing a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel without talking to the hotel first.

After they tweeted it, they called the Four Seasons Hotel and the hotel said get the fuck out of here with that hot garbage.

I live in Philadelphia and people were literally dancing in the streets when he lost. No business in Philly proper wanted their name attached to them.

Instead of backtracking on the tweet, they couldn’t admit that the Four Seasons didn’t want them, hence Four Seasons Landscaping next to the dildo store.

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 28d ago

That shit had me absolutely cackling. I’d love to hear about Rudy’s reaction.

I listen to a podcast where one of the hosts met Rudy at a school function because she was on the newspaper. Apparently he has the most limp dicked, sweaty handshake she’s ever experienced.

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u/ThrowawayBlast 28d ago

Interesting fact: Four Seasons is just down the road from a bar.

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u/raging77 28d ago

Haha same here! By far the best set of memes as well.

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u/khanyoufeelluv2night 28d ago

I feel like it's so funny that they had to have intended it. Either an intern sick of his shenanigans or Rudy wanting to make a joke

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u/KiltedLady 28d ago

Can you imagine what it was like working there the day they got the call to set up the event and whoever answered the phone decided to just run with it? What a surreal time that must have been, accepting such a strange proposal then seeing it all unfold.

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u/toxic-optimism 28d ago

I have hope that that person votes Dem, and was like, Oh, absolutely, come on down.

Probably a fantasy but I'm allowed.

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u/Crowbarmagic 28d ago

By then, there were all sorts of rumors on State Road about the Siravo family’s connections with the Trump campaign and the Philadelphia Republican Party. But it had been nearly a week since Rudy Giuliani’s press conference in the parking lot out back, and the only evidence anyone could turn up to support the theory that what had occurred here wasn’t just a freak public-relations accident or hilarious fuckup were a few pro-Trump Facebook posts from Mike’s mother, Marie Siravo, who owns the business.

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So the Facebook page of the business might not be all that political, but based on her personal page she does or did at least kinda support Trump. It's just smart to keep personal politics and business separate. Especially if you are pro-Trump and doing business in a democratic stronghold.

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u/Brunt-FCA-285 28d ago edited 28d ago

That is true; however, that section of Philadelphia isn’t a Democratic Party stronghold. About half of Northeast Philadelphia went for Trump.

Source: Live in Northeast Philadelphia, plus this map

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u/Crowbarmagic 28d ago

Ah interesting. I only knew Philly was mainly dem in general.

But still a wise move to not involve your business in your personal political opinions. Besides, it seems like the a type of business people often go more out of there way to visit (unlike e.g. a grocery store), so chances are they also get customers from outside of that district. They didn't just sell some pots and plants -- It was a bigger operation than that. IIRC they also do some off-site work like manicuring golf courses. So yeah, they have a fairly wide range.

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u/iscreamuscreamweall 28d ago

I got a sweet “lawn and order” T-shirt from them 💁🏻‍♂️

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u/fodafoda 28d ago

how the fuck do you contain your giggling as you are on the phone arranging this?

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u/TallBoiPlanks 28d ago edited 28d ago

The business is black, LGBT, female owned. So yeah, they definitely don’t vote republican.

Edit: I was wrong. I had heard this or possibly mixed it up with something else and accidentally spread misinformation.

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u/nada_accomplished 28d ago edited 28d ago

Oh my god sauce because I have to make sure that's true, if so that's absolutely hilarious

EDIT: Googled it and sadly it's not. The owner is a woman, but she's white and good chance she's straight since her adult son works there too. Read an interview and they're trying to stay politically neutral but they also debunked the "they did it specifically to troll the Trump campaign" rumor. They said they would have done the same if Biden's people called them up.

Sauce: https://www.inquirer.com/news/philadelphia/trump-four-seasons-total-landscaping-what-happened-20201201.html?outputType=amp

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u/TallBoiPlanks 28d ago

Damn. I had heard that but guess I was wrong! Thanks for looking that up! Going to amend my comment.

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u/rhb4n8 28d ago

I'm imagining it as a republican that has never heard of the hotel

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u/ObiWansTinderAccount 28d ago

Well they are hosting a pretty left-wing artist for a show so that at least says something.

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u/iph0ne 28d ago

Shoe in for the top 10 best things that have happened in Philadelphia in the last decade list. Possibly top 5.

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u/gacisme 28d ago

They probably thought it was a prank call or joke and were like "Oh SUUURRE! We can host the presidential press conference here! Oh yea! 4 Star accomodations, red carpet, the works! You name it!" and then were like :/ when those imbeciles actually showed up to start setting up.

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u/NorvalMarley 28d ago

I doubt they called to obtain approval that’s not their style.

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u/freedom_fred 28d ago edited 28d ago

Make hay while the sun is shining. If all the sudden your formerly unknown light industrial plaza now is nationally famous, might as well get some cash out of it.

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u/Concrete__Blonde 28d ago

“at the nondescript strip mall on State Road that also houses an adult bookstore and a crematorium”

You can’t write this shit.

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

Fitting that the end of trump was between a adult bookstore and a crematorium.

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u/temalyen 28d ago

Oh crap, I misread that as "Street Road" and thought... holy crap, they're in Bucks County?! I thought they were in Philly.

No, not Street Road. (which is a real street name, btw) State Road. doh.

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u/Morgueannah 28d ago

Rofl I did the same thing.

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u/Asarath 28d ago

Not just nationally famous- the whole world was watching that shitshow.

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u/duncecap_ 28d ago

Never heard that expression, thanks

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u/Sleeplesshelley 28d ago

Have you seen the Tshirts they sell? Lawn and Order, Make America rake again, Etc. So funny.

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u/deong 28d ago

The person responsible for selling those T-shirts is immediately the smartest person associated with the Trump presidency in any way, shape, or fashion.

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u/Betasheets 28d ago

Thats the kind of shirt you hand to your kid when they become raking age

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u/No-Foundation6593 28d ago

it was the landscaping business though

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u/deong 28d ago

I know...that's kind of the joke. That some dude in a mini-mall answering the phones for a lawn care service had a brief interaction with the campaign and was the brightest bulb that particular room ever saw.

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u/soccercta100 28d ago

I paid far too much money for a Make America Rake Again shirt, but it was the best $30 I've ever spent.

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u/madrussianmixology 28d ago

It gets even better

Honestly can't wait to get some of these though, Funk puts out some great beers

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u/UnicornOnTheJayneCob 28d ago

OMG that is awesome.

Is anyone nearby to this distributor? I will pay you to go get me a quantity of this beer so I can give it to my husband as an anniversary gift.

We have a tradition/competition of ridiculous booze gifts. This would allow me to “win” for several years, I bet.

DM me, seriously.

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u/SrraHtlTngoFxtrt 28d ago

They learned something about milking spectacle from the guy that rented their business. It might be the one good thing you can learn from Donald Trump: how to successfully commoditize unexpected undeserved fame.

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u/pumaturtle 28d ago

Love Laura and Against Me! I have their set list on my wall!!!

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u/Ok_Coconut 28d ago

That's why I knew they were doing other stuff. I listen to Y-Not radio while I work at home, far away from Philly, and they mentioned the gig.

They spin Supernatural Possession all the time

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u/seffend 28d ago

I haven't lived in the area in a while, but damnit it makes me so happy that Y-100 lived on.

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u/Ok_Coconut 28d ago

I've never lived there so I never knew the original station. I found them about 10 years ago on iTunes internet radio. I love them soooo much. They're independent and fund the station with listener donations. They tend to scrape by every month but you can tell it's a real struggle sometimes. I do my part to help them stay open and I think anyone who digs indie/modern rock and gives them a listen will love them too.

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u/rinetrouble 28d ago

The fraud street run is my favorite event to come out it. It was an unorganized/unregistered mess (on purpose?). Everyone I know who did it claimed they won and most didn’t even run the planned route.

Also, I think the organizer said all the donations went directly to local food banks since there was no overhead which is pretty cool.

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u/kcvngs76131 28d ago

The Fraud Street Run was so fun, though. I forget exactly which charity the money went to, but I want to say it was Philabundance, which is an awesome org to support

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u/GinAndArchitecTonic 28d ago

I'd been wondering where all the socially-conscientious punk rockers had gone in the last few years. I would've expected more of them to be a little bit louder about everything that's been going on (then again, it's been a bit since my punk rock days, so I've probably missed a bit). Good to see Grace making an appearance!

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u/insertstalem3me 28d ago

no not four seasonings, 11 herbs and spices were served

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u/SnakeskinJim 28d ago

Instructions unclear: dick is stuck in Four Seasons Landscaping.

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails 28d ago

just get some lube from the porn store in the same strip mall

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u/A_Weather-Man 28d ago

“I know you’re stuck there, Rudy. Improvise!”

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u/realbigbob 28d ago

That was the moment everything went full-on Arrested Development. It was glorious

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u/I_make_things 28d ago

That fucking black stuff rolling down Giuliani's face was straight out of David Lynch's 'Eraserhead'

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u/username156 28d ago

Using a sharpie on a hurricane map (because he really wanted Alabama to get hit?) hoping no one would notice...

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u/red18wrx 28d ago

So the truth came out and Rudy in no way thought he booked the Four Seasons hotel. He thought it was an event planner (perfect contact given the situation) that he had previously hired to organize an event also called four seasons (completely seperate entity from the landscaper we all know). So Rudy called up a landscaping company thinking it was affiliated with a similarly named event planning company in a different state, and didn't realize he was not talking to someone he had hired before. I feel like the landscapers realized right away Rudy called the wrong people but decided to fleece some money from him anyways, you know being a good trump supporter and all. Fleecing Rudy is basically a part of the party platform now.

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u/KidKnow1 28d ago

The hurricane map enhanced with sharpie

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u/The_Iceman2288 28d ago

I was reminded of this whole debacle this week when a group of anti-vaxxers attempted to raid a BBC studio and instead ended up raiding (unsuccessfully) an ITV studio where a group of women were discussing the menopause.

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u/RTAIRE2021 28d ago

Perfect end to presidency

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u/ubrtnk 28d ago

Four seasons

I love the Four Seasons... You know...Parsley, Sage.... Rosemary (so hot) and Thyme

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u/thisismeER 28d ago

I'm sure the landscaping company is stoked. I own one of their shirts bc of this 😂

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u/AHHH_BEEEES 28d ago

This will forever be one of the funniest things to ever happen

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u/ski61 28d ago

And a movie

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u/NoodlesInMyAss 28d ago

What is this event? I’m not aware

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