Tell him that Kristen Stewart has infected 150 people with covid coughing on chicken nuggets at a McDonalds and 26 of them have died since it happened yesterday.
I want to see if his hatred for Kristen Stewart will win out over his denial that covid is a bad disease and I think the introduction of the chicken nuggets will lead to some interesting places, especially if I create a fake Twitter sphere where McDonalds threatens to shut down forever over this event, costing thousands of Americans jobs.
Wait who is the dog here? Did she cheat on him like she is a dog? Do dogs cheat on people? Or is he saying she cheated on Pattinson like he is a dog? Do people cheat on their dogs?
Like a dog is a phrase used to mean "very poorly". In this instance it means that Kristen Stewart treated Pattinson very poorly. Another phrase would be "beat me/him/it like a dog" which means the subject was beat pretty bad.
Exactly, then over time it was just a phrase that shifted to mean they were beat very badly. People didn't use to treat digs very well and that's where the phrase "treat x like a dog" comes from.
"Excuse me, Mr. President, do you care to comment on the recent allegations that actress Kristen Stewart of the 'Twilight' franchise committed acts if infidelity against 'Twilight' franchise co-star Robert Pattinson? And what do you have to say about the impact of these allegations on the American people?"
Bat guano is super beneficial to flowering plants. Don't associate it with his nonsensical white supremacist's ramblings.
Also what the fuck?? He got a thing for Robert Pattinson? Does Trump know he's a left politics Brit?
He got over his denial that Covid is a bad disease quite a long time ago, shit, he spent half of 2020 taking drugs which didn't work to fight it. The disease then nearly killed him.
Then an actual working cure was produced (vaccines) and he took it himself while indulging the anti-vaxx brigade. Trump doesn't worry about consistency.
Vaccine isn't a cure. It's preventative. A cure means something you do or take after getting a disease or condition that ends the disease or condition. Taking a vaccine after you have COVID won't help you.
Unfortunately, some people aren't getting the vaccine because they think they it's a cure rather than preventative. They believe all this bullshit about them and think 'Oh that sounds awful, I don't want to get it unless I get COVID'.
Not only that but thinking it’s a cure and then seeing break through cases makes them double down on their stances. But it was never presented as a cure, and a vaccine is always a preventive measure that’s never a 100% guarantee. It just helps your odds to avoid it or even on the off chance that you get it, survive it.
Edit: and also importantly while vaccinated folks can transmit, getting vaccinated helps curb the transmission rate so your friends and family stay safe.
Yeah sorry I’m on the other side of the globe so we really only got the zesty updates which was like “Trump tells the Americans to drink bleach and stand in the sun and some actually do it! More at 6.”
After trump announced that chloroquine was a cure, one guy died, and his wife barely survived, after they ingested fish tank cleaner, which contained chloroquine phosphate.
The same people demanding we all wear masks and get government enforced vaccines are the same people saying COVID should kill everyone they don't like. Got it.
Not the person you responded to, but trump coming down with covid should have been a turning point. He had the best healthcare in the world, with access to experimental treatments.
He could have come out the other side of that espousing how serious this would be for people who don't have that level of care, instead we got weekend at Trumpies until he was able to schlock the makeup back on and kept on pretending like it wasn't a big deal. So yeah, letdown.
The people who deliberately made the pandemic worse don't deserve much sympathy. Ask a respiratory nurse, there's people who insist to their dying breath that it isn't real.
Tell him that every single McDonald’s location, both corporate and owner/operator stores, have experienced mass employee walkouts.
Explain to him that, McOpCo, McDonald’s corporate offices, have also been affected because all corporate employees have also walked off their jobs.
When he tries to get the CIA to infiltrate the nearest, now abandoned McD’s to cook whatever he eats, explain to him that the employees destroyed all product before leaving, and that the supply chain has also refused to provide the things needed to cook his favorite garbage food.
I guarantee he’ll immediately move to another country where he can still get McD’s because what the hell else could be more important?
Why not switch it to one of his "true believers" like Candace Owens, Chuck Norris, Ted Nugent, etc. Then when they see his response, his followers might start to believe just how bat-shit crazy he is.
I'd forgotten about that--now I know who to cast as the ruthless Russian agent (in a blond boy-cut and black leather jumpsuit) who hijacks Air Force One with Ivanka on-board.
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u/Plus-Kaleidoscope900 28d ago
Tell him that Kristen Stewart has infected 150 people with covid coughing on chicken nuggets at a McDonalds and 26 of them have died since it happened yesterday.
I want to see if his hatred for Kristen Stewart will win out over his denial that covid is a bad disease and I think the introduction of the chicken nuggets will lead to some interesting places, especially if I create a fake Twitter sphere where McDonalds threatens to shut down forever over this event, costing thousands of Americans jobs.