If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

[u/vicmackey1981]

[u/2x4x93]

Just let him roll. You can't write stuff like he pulls off

[u/JawesomeJess → u/2x4x93]

Seriously. Like the whole McDonalds Buffet thing...

[u/Cat_Psychology → u/JawesomeJess]

The sharpie hurricane

[u/ThisGuy928146 → u/Cat_Psychology]

The other hurricane he wanted to nuke

[u/myflippinggoodness → u/ThisGuy928146]

Fuck I forgot that.. How the fuck did I forget that?!

[u/mitchtheturtle → u/myflippinggoodness]

Easy to do, he thought he was in talks to buy Greenland at the same time.

[u/stephsb → u/Cat_Psychology]

The sharpie Hurricane might be my all time favorite Trump moment. When I saw him hold up that map with the cone extended & obviously drawn in sharpie to include Alabama, I was honestly on the floor in tears I was laughing so hard. Imagine being the President of the fucking United States & doctoring a weather map w/ a goddamn sharpie bc you’re incapable of admitting you made a mistake when you included Alabama in your tweet. Did he think people wouldn’t notice? I can’t even

[u/sno_cone_thehomeloan → u/Cat_Psychology]

“It’s going to be one of the wettest we’ve ever had, from a standpoint of water”

[u/NoDownsideToOutside → u/Cat_Psychology]

I think about this at least once a week. And when someone brings it up he’s like, “idk what that is, definitely not sharpie though. Next question”

[u/saddat → u/Cat_Psychology]

And let the sharpie hurricane turn the way he draws them . It’ll bring mayhem