r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/insertstalem3me 28d ago

"Why should I do that"

"Just in case the mole army attacks, mr president"

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u/Neethis 28d ago

"I knew that."

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u/TankGunner42069 28d ago

"I was just testing you"

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u/Sticky_Keyboards 28d ago

"Everyone is saying it. Smart people. The best people. My people, and they know it, they know I'm smart and that I know that"

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u/LuvliLeah13 28d ago

I’m an expert in mole army’s. I probably know more about mole armys than anyone.

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u/AskRedditAndRevenge 28d ago

I read that in his voice

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u/johnnybiggles 28d ago

"Also, they are the arch rival of Space Force, sir. Sometimes, they go at each other and it's entertaining to watch."

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u/chiefbroski42 28d ago

Trump: "I knew it!"

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u/DrNick2012 28d ago

That's what space force is for. In case the eyeless mole people of subterra 3 grow jealous of our visual prowess and fire missiles in every direction.

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u/Father_OMally 28d ago

How far away is the missile?

I dunno. A trillion miles?

BOOM

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses 28d ago

These moles are bringing drugs and crime. And some of them are good moles, I presume.

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u/u155282 28d ago

They’re not sending their best moles, ok? They’re rapists and murderers.

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u/afcagroo 28d ago

"Again? Get Superman on the phone, pronto! He was supposed to deal with those fuckers."