The occupants want to meet with him and they're very curious about dining at fast food restaurants. I'd love to see him playing tour guide to people in alien costumes, explaining crunchwrap supremes and why the McDonald's ice cream machine doesn't work.
Things will really take off when one of the aliens starts flattering him, mentioning how attractive he is. The alien asks him to touch a seeming innocuous part of its body and a fine mist sprays him in the face. An episode or three later and it's casually dropped in conversation how Trump unknowingly jerked the alien off and got a facial, and they think it's hilarious because when you're an interstellar traveler visiting a less advanced species you can just get away with things like that.
Or you could use people from Equatorial Guinea (in Africa) because they speak Spanish. No need to teach countries or continents a language if its the national language.
Or just take some People Of Indian origin from the South America. They speak Dutch, Portugese and Spanish so you have plenty to choose from. Or just take me, I can speak 5-6 languages varying in fluency, one of those being German.
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u/merkin-fitter 29d ago edited 28d ago
The occupants want to meet with him and they're very curious about dining at fast food restaurants. I'd love to see him playing tour guide to people in alien costumes, explaining crunchwrap supremes and why the McDonald's ice cream machine doesn't work.
Things will really take off when one of the aliens starts flattering him, mentioning how attractive he is. The alien asks him to touch a seeming innocuous part of its body and a fine mist sprays him in the face. An episode or three later and it's casually dropped in conversation how Trump unknowingly jerked the alien off and got a facial, and they think it's hilarious because when you're an interstellar traveler visiting a less advanced species you can just get away with things like that.