r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/merkin-fitter 29d ago edited 28d ago

The occupants want to meet with him and they're very curious about dining at fast food restaurants. I'd love to see him playing tour guide to people in alien costumes, explaining crunchwrap supremes and why the McDonald's ice cream machine doesn't work.

Things will really take off when one of the aliens starts flattering him, mentioning how attractive he is. The alien asks him to touch a seeming innocuous part of its body and a fine mist sprays him in the face. An episode or three later and it's casually dropped in conversation how Trump unknowingly jerked the alien off and got a facial, and they think it's hilarious because when you're an interstellar traveler visiting a less advanced species you can just get away with things like that.

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u/other_usernames_gone 28d ago

Not even people in alien costumes, just get some Mexican people and tell him Spanish is the alien language.

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u/ThePinkTeenager 28d ago

Might work better with Indians or Africans.

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u/poopellar 28d ago

Gonna take some time to teach Indians and Africans Spanish.

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u/Quazie89 28d ago

Or you could use people from Equatorial Guinea (in Africa) because they speak Spanish. No need to teach countries or continents a language if its the national language.

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u/shoneone 28d ago

"From the distant star system of Fernando Poo."

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u/WSB_Reject_0609 28d ago

Fucking Equitorial Guinea..

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u/green_tea_bag 27d ago

Just do it with white people. The alien actors are white people with all their little idiosyncrasies audience can laugh at knowingly

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u/Richisnormal 28d ago

Underrated joke, right here.

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u/KnifeySp00ney 28d ago

How long for the Spanish inquisition

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u/thr0awae_ak0unt 28d ago

Or just take some People Of Indian origin from the South America. They speak Dutch, Portugese and Spanish so you have plenty to choose from. Or just take me, I can speak 5-6 languages varying in fluency, one of those being German.