If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

[u/vicmackey1981]

[u/cgtdream]

Totally forgot about that. Shit was straight out of a sitcom.

[u/JawesomeJess → u/cgtdream]

I love how proud he is in the photo.

[u/Mumblerumble → u/JawesomeJess]

That's because nothing sums up the Trump ideology more than a big Mac presented on fine China, particularly if you defrauded the person who sold you the China.

[u/Shambhala87 → u/Mumblerumble]

My terminology for such occasions is, “It’s like wrapping a turd in gold leaf”

[u/frankie0694 → u/Shambhala87]

My favourite is 'You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter.'

[u/andre821 → u/frankie0694]

I mean gold is more applicable cause id unwrap the gold leaf from the turd but i wouldnt bother for the glitter, its just cosmetic. The fun of it is the gold leaf. The shittynes the turd obv.

[u/chillin1066 → u/Shambhala87]

I described the first Suicide Squad movie as “They took diamond bricks and used them to build an outhouse.”

[u/HyperboleJoe → u/Shambhala87]

That summarizes Donald Trump’s persona and style perfectly.

[u/heinzbumbeans → u/Shambhala87]

"fur coat with no knickers" is the phrase i grew up with.

[u/Edmond_DantestMe → u/heinzbumbeans]

Sounds hot

[u/heinzbumbeans → u/Edmond_DantestMe]

Yeah, i know fur is a no go these days but it really does keep you very warm in the cold weather.