r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/palmallamakarmafarma 28d ago

I would make everyone who appears in the show with him have really oversized hands. And all the appliances, door handles, cups, TV remotes etc are designed for people with very large hands to use. And no one ever discusses their larger hands.

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u/tuco86 28d ago

If he finally asks wondering produce a statistic which states that 95% of the population have larger than average hands. It's completely normal

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u/SquireOfTheLewdTable 28d ago

But...if everyone is above average...then wouldn't that mean...

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u/___---------------- 28d ago

It would be possible if someone has incredibly small hands and skews the average.

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u/Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 28d ago

I'm thinking they meant above world average. Which would have to be really big hands.

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u/GoodSenseOfHummer 28d ago

No, I think they deliberately made a impossible nonsense statistic specifically because it's both hilarious and Trump wouldn't pick up on it.

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u/Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 28d ago

That's also fair

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u/Lethal_Apples 28d ago

Each day replace furniture with slightly larger versions so he's convinced he's shrinking but too afraid to admit it

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u/crywolfbaby 28d ago

Anyone else picturing Uncle Jack?

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u/SSJNxHOLLOWPOINT 28d ago

NOBODY LOOK

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u/Manofthedecade 28d ago

Always. Why?

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u/ArchemedesRex 28d ago

Can I get in on this? I've got Asterix hands. I can palm a bowling ball.

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u/biggreencat 24d ago

i'm sold on this one.