r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/Alas_boris 28d ago

First of all, I'd give him access to some art supplies and a talented clothes designer, and ask him to design the new Official President of The World Uniform for him to wear

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u/itwasquiteawhileago 28d ago

So basically it'll look like C3PO, what with all the gold it will inevitably have.

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u/BrownSugarBare 28d ago

I was thinking oversized gold three piece suit with medals on it, but your idea is better and seems to be in line with incorporating Space Force!

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u/apocoluster 28d ago

then he finds out he cannot move from all the weight of the gold. So he adds servomotors to the joints and we end up with gold Darth Vadar armor.

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u/BrownSugarBare 28d ago

This is just getting better and better. By the time we're done, we'll have every character from Spaceballs in the Trump family.

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u/-TheDyingMeme6- 28d ago

Im surrounded by assholes.

No, you are the asshole

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u/holyshitatalkingdog 28d ago

If you're walking around and you smell shit, check the ground. If you smell shit everywhere you walk, check your shoe.

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u/Jourbonne 28d ago

I’m envisioning a Baron Harkonen vibe…

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u/djseptic 28d ago

Except the Baron was both smart and cunning...

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u/Jourbonne 28d ago

Touché!

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ 28d ago

then he finds out he cannot move from all the weight of the gold.

Gold leaf his clothes. You don't need gold bricks adorning his clothes.

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u/apocoluster 28d ago

Come on man, let me have this one =)

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u/_Funk_Soul_Brother_ 28d ago

take it and go .... take it !!

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u/Red_Fenix77 28d ago

He’s got the breathing down pat. Method actor?

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u/thatgirl239 28d ago

Dick Cheney might object.

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u/RedeemedWeeb 28d ago

Should add a gold flaming sword too, and claws.

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u/apocoluster 28d ago

Was about to say " I Like where this is going" then i remembered were talking about Emperor Trump