r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/neobeguine 28d ago

He would blame Dwight, but it would definitely turn out that Micheal was the one that made the mistake.

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u/punkr0x 28d ago

"Guess who just booked the best conference center in Philadelphia, Four Seasons?"

"Wait, The Four Seasons Hotel, or Four Seasons Total Landscaping?"

"Same thing."

(Everyone groans.)

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u/Absenceofavoid 28d ago

Everyone knows that one is good pizza and the other is trash

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u/smallstone 28d ago

One is a hot circle of garbage.

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u/that_mn_kid 28d ago

Would you rather have a medium amount of good landscaping or all you can eat mediocre landscaping?

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u/SusanForeman 28d ago

Michael.

The name is Michael.

How is it that every person in this comment chain is spelling it incorrectly, it's a common name!

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u/neobeguine 28d ago

Sorry, Dwigt

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u/lillithfair4 28d ago

Classic Micheal lol