If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

[u/vicmackey1981]

[u/sophiethegiraffe]

Absolutely my favorite thing that came out of that shit show. I really wish the person that set that up, or at least a first-hand witness, would do a tell-all interview. Was the actual Four Seasons booked and some underpaid, overworked intern said fuck it, good enough? Did Google somehow produce a landscaping company as the top result? What was Rudy’s reaction?

[u/OptimusLinvoyPrimus → u/sophiethegiraffe]

I would love to see a fly-on-the-wall style comedy drama show on those final days, something like the Office. The moment where they get to the garden centre and realise it’s what they have to work with would be top notch farce

[u/lillithfair4 → u/OptimusLinvoyPrimus]

I can totally see this happening too. Micheal and Dwight show up after having booked the wrong venue and Micheal decides to roll with it.

[u/neobeguine → u/lillithfair4]

He would blame Dwight, but it would definitely turn out that Micheal was the one that made the mistake.

[u/punkr0x → u/neobeguine]

"Guess who just booked the best conference center in Philadelphia, Four Seasons?"

"Wait, The Four Seasons Hotel, or Four Seasons Total Landscaping?"

"Same thing."

(Everyone groans.)

[u/Absenceofavoid → u/punkr0x]

Everyone knows that one is good pizza and the other is trash

[u/smallstone → u/Absenceofavoid]

One is a hot circle of garbage.

[u/that_mn_kid → u/punkr0x]

Would you rather have a medium amount of good landscaping or all you can eat mediocre landscaping?

[u/SusanForeman → u/neobeguine]

Michael.

The name is Michael.

How is it that every person in this comment chain is spelling it incorrectly, it's a common name!

[u/neobeguine → u/SusanForeman]

Sorry, Dwigt

[u/lillithfair4 → u/neobeguine]

Classic Micheal lol

[u/rockstar504 → u/neobeguine]

"Dwigt"