The possibilities are endless. Trump shines in every situation by being a completely inept loaf of bread.
Cabinetmakers Union goes on strike?
"These bad hombres, folks, they make some beautiful cabinets, don't they? With like, the handles. So many handles. And good handles, made in America, which is really where the quality is, you know. I know more about handles than anyone, the best handles."
Lindsey Lohan gets stuck in a treehouse?
"Trees are so high. Like, way up there, and she was in the Parent Trap, which was fake news, and it was really something, folks, and a lot of people, smart people said so, and when you gotta go, you gotta go, am I right?"
North Korea declares war on a small town bakery?
"Korea, with the evil Cao Me Dong, really not a bad person, once you get to know him, such a great guy, he offered me his daughter once, and folks, I was the President, and these cupcakes, not like other cupcakes, but both sides are great, unlike Crooked Hillary. Lock her up! Lock her up!"
Extra fun: water cooler moments where you have to convince your co-workers that it's just a TV show.
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u/Jazeraine-S 28d ago
The possibilities are endless. Trump shines in every situation by being a completely inept loaf of bread.
Cabinetmakers Union goes on strike?
"These bad hombres, folks, they make some beautiful cabinets, don't they? With like, the handles. So many handles. And good handles, made in America, which is really where the quality is, you know. I know more about handles than anyone, the best handles."
Lindsey Lohan gets stuck in a treehouse?
"Trees are so high. Like, way up there, and she was in the Parent Trap, which was fake news, and it was really something, folks, and a lot of people, smart people said so, and when you gotta go, you gotta go, am I right?"
North Korea declares war on a small town bakery?
"Korea, with the evil Cao Me Dong, really not a bad person, once you get to know him, such a great guy, he offered me his daughter once, and folks, I was the President, and these cupcakes, not like other cupcakes, but both sides are great, unlike Crooked Hillary. Lock her up! Lock her up!"
Extra fun: water cooler moments where you have to convince your co-workers that it's just a TV show.