r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/Flashy-Huckleberry95 29d ago

a mexican moves in next door

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u/Steppyjim 28d ago

And he has a bigger house

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

And a hotter wife. Basically Modern Family.

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u/Mobidad 28d ago

So he's married to Ivanka?

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Yes, but a much younger version.

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u/lennybird 28d ago

And less plastic.

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u/FrancoisTruser 28d ago

And who is not always looking as if she is trying to understand your joke.

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u/hello3pat 28d ago

I think that'd come naturally with less plastic

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u/suggested_username10 28d ago

Well since only Trump has to think the other wife is hotter....ehm, yes?

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u/gtg930r 28d ago

Hahaha.

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u/context_hell 28d ago

Except younger and didn't need to have a full face remodel to avoid looking like trump in a wig.

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u/johnnybiggles 28d ago

And she's Muslim.

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Married to a Jewish guy. And the whole family is from Mexico. And they build a big wall between their house and Trumps. Because they think it’s “a shithole”.

And they have a BLM sign out front and fly a Pride flag.

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u/blastanders 28d ago

And they pronounce 'China' in a normal way

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u/USS_Barack_Obama 28d ago

They can move in next to me

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Me too.

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u/newthrash1221 28d ago

How is that basically Modern Family?

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Family

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u/DahLegend27 28d ago

Doesn’t really answer the question

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u/cbelt3 28d ago

Kind of assumed he wasn’t familiar with the show. An Info dump is easier

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u/newthrash1221 28d ago

Yeah i’ve seen the show, and the premise isn’t at all alike.

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u/GildoFotzo 28d ago

Salma hayek!

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u/[deleted] 18d ago

Not at all like Modern Family.

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u/Dontinsultautomod 28d ago

He has the best house and nobody has a better picket fence than him, believe me.

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u/shayed154 28d ago

"The way its built, they made it, it's the best quality, its the best fence in the world Nothing can beat this fence there is no fence whiter, the fence has been painted pearl white and built, its made with 100% American wood and not, none of that China wood"

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u/alittlesomminsommin 28d ago

Surely a wall not a picket fence, but only on the side neighboring Mr Drumpf?

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u/InfinityThor18 28d ago

Everyone is saying it

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u/pbjamm 28d ago

He should be used to being picketed.

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u/ACat32 28d ago

And the neighbor builds a fence, that looks suspiciously like his wall designs, to keep him out.

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u/eric2332 28d ago

Well, obviously this Mexican would pay to build a wall between their properties. (You know, to keep out Trump)

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u/Rewrite_Mean_Comment 28d ago

This sounds more like The Good Place than Truman Show.

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u/Garry_man 28d ago

And a whiter house

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u/cssn3000 28d ago

Underated comment

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u/aschwab9009 28d ago

I can see this going 2 ways.

1) The other person’s house is bigger by only a few sq feet so Trump starts making up reasons why “ACTUALLY Trump’s house is bigger when you factor in (insert made up bullshit here)”

2) The other person’s house is massively, undeniably larger, but Trump decides that the bigger house is stupid. That all people with houses bigger than his are dumb.

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u/Petite_Tsunami 28d ago

And builds a 6ft fence with security cameras

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u/bagel-42 28d ago

whiter, too

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u/SlobMarley13 28d ago

then the new neighbor gets a fence built and sends Donald the bill

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u/munchidk 28d ago

Tuesdays at 7 on the cw!

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u/F_F_T 28d ago

Rob Schneider is a Mexican carrot

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u/yomommasofat3 28d ago

It's basically torture at this point

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u/Buffthebaldy 28d ago

But the property tax, it's too much

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u/-mostlyharmless1 28d ago

Then puts up a fence

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u/Jackd_up_on_Mdew 28d ago

Please be a big brown house next to his white house

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u/Firehed 28d ago

She. Make it a double-whammy for him.

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u/The_Snarky_Wolf 28d ago

Don't forget, he his neighbor need bigger hands. And needs to frequently point it out.

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u/AndySipherBull 28d ago

And a bigger, not mushroomy dick