r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/KirbyBucketts 29d ago

Tell him the only true way to stop hurricanes is with a massive wall of windmills.

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u/Teh_Cactus 28d ago

You know, it kind of saddens me that he never thought to ask if they could reverse the fins to just blow the hurricanes away.

Seems like something on his level.

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u/ThisGuy928146 28d ago

Well, he did suggest nuking a hurricane, and that windmills cause cancer.

Maybe if nukes cause cancer, then windmills can actually stop a hurricane...

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u/babyrobotman 28d ago

nuking a hurricane

What the fuck

For reals

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u/Totally_Generic_Name 28d ago

Needless to say, this is not a good idea

https://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html (or https://what-if.xkcd.com/23/)

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u/Malus_a4thought 28d ago

I wish it was needless to say. It wasn't. More than once I had to explain to fellow Floridians why that was a bad idea.

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u/FlyExaDeuce 28d ago

I would first ask them why thet think it would help the situation, because the answer is bound to be entertaining

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u/Camgrowfortreds 26d ago

They probably think burn the hurricane

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u/aScottishBoat 28d ago

Trump is a Floridian, too. It all makes sense now.

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u/JangoDarkSaber 28d ago

Trump is the ultimate Florida man

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u/cool23819 28d ago

I-

do the constant hurricanes we get blow away brain cells with it or something?!?

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u/eviltwinky 28d ago

It did make me wonder if it would work. If we had something that wouldn't spew radioactive material anyway.

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u/SuboptimalButHopeful 28d ago

You know, I can't remember if it was Florida or maybe South Carolina where LEO had to plead with people not to shoot at the approaching hurricane. So I'm not shocked.

Edit: Yeah, FL

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/2017/live-updates/weather/hurricane-irma-a-monster-storms-devastating-path/please-dont-shoot-at-the-hurricane-officers-say/

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

So his decision might have some fallout?

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u/texican1911 28d ago

The idea certainly generated a chain reaction.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 28d ago

That is radiating out to his followers

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

Wonder if it will achieve a critical response?

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u/Thraxster 28d ago

More than his diapers

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u/notjustanotherbot 28d ago

The bomb might actually have a shorter toxic half life.

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u/treezOH123 28d ago

But what if we made a net to catch it, then harness its power for our own uses? s/

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u/CaptainCoffeeStain 28d ago

I can only imagine the supreme disillusionment felt by the NOAA employee who had to write that section of the FAQ.

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u/LonePaladin 28d ago

The XKCD guy's browser search history must be amazing.

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u/Leather_Boots 28d ago

The gem in the xkcd questions & answers was the dude asking about strapping c4 to a boomerang. Why indeed would you want to strap explosives on an object design to fly back to you if it misses its target.

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u/InternetPhilanthropy 28d ago

I think the authorities in the Rump's life are people who ask stupid questions.

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u/bp_516 28d ago

But it worked in Sharknado!

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u/slaaitch 28d ago

That's probably where he got the idea.

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u/SilverKnightTM314 28d ago

I love that paper.

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u/WhipWing 28d ago

The end with the C4 boomerang is actually hilarious.

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

At the end of the day, the energy released by a nuclear weapon is peanuts compared to the energy that drives a hurricane. A nuke would do quite literally nothing to a hurricane.

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u/Living-Complex-1368 28d ago

It is annoying that the link has been redirected and you have to search for a more mealy mouthed statement that says it won't work but not that it is a bad idea. More "no criticism of king Trump" bs.

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u/a_lonely_trash_bag 28d ago

It hasn't been redirected, though???

If you're on mobile, it originally loads with the desktop layout but quickly switches to the mobile layout. Is that what you're talking about?

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u/Living-Complex-1368 28d ago

Probably. I'll have to try on my computer to reach the page. But the quote "needless to say, this is not a good idea," is not in the mobile version.

Edit nope, the quote is there, it is just hard to spot in the mobile format (after I scroll past all the stuff that isn't the item the original link pointed to and expand the thing I was obviously looking for that was hidden.)

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u/banjaxed_gazumper 28d ago

It actually doesn’t seem like they looked at the idea very rigorously. I would like to know the minimum size nuclear blast we would need to disrupt a hurricane.

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u/Burntbadger89 28d ago

Don't knock something until you try it!

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u/Famixofpower 28d ago

Why does that page load the question, then immediately go to another page?

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u/Dartarus 28d ago

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u/heroinsteve 28d ago

There is a small part of me that wants to believe that he's quite dumb, but not AS dumb as he comes across as, and that some situations like this he starts saying ridiculous shit just to see if people will have the "balls" to tell him no. Like it's a respect thing for him and he doesn't want people around who will tell him he's stupid, no matter how ridiculous his suggestions are. So I want to believe it's more likely that these things are kind of a test or a joke to him. Or we somehow allowed the craziest, unintelligent, unhinged, "millionaire" to be president for 4 years. That part just feels bad.

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u/UsePleasant 28d ago

Haha im stupid guys get it

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u/heroinsteve 28d ago

No, I think the joke is more of a superiority complex. Like " I can suggest the craziest shit and look at these guys squirm, they are too scared to tell me no." That would be closer to the mindset I would expect from trump.

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u/UsePleasant 28d ago

How small, and how sad. Just trying to get a laugh. He's a stain on history, nothing more.

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u/MyNameSpaghette 28d ago

A really noticeable ugly shit stain

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u/malrexmontresor 27d ago

This reminds me of the Chinese idiom, "Calling a Deer a Horse". It's based on the story of when the Prime Minister Zhao Gao presented Emperor Qin Er Shi a deer as a present in the court, but claimed it was a horse to see which ministers were more loyal to him than the emperor. The Emperor said he was mistaken as it was clearly a deer, but Zhao asked the assembled ministers if he was right or wrong. About half agreed it was a horse, some kept quiet, and the rest said it was a deer.

Later, Zhao had all the ministers who called the deer a deer executed on trumped up charges, and promoted the ministers who called the deer a horse. He also forced the emperor to commit suicide, but that was later.

T-Rump isn't that clever.

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u/kragnor 28d ago

Honestly, this link makes the comment much less crazy sounding than it seemed originally.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 28d ago

Still sounds fucking absurd to me.

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I mean, it's an idea that a scientist proposed during the Eisenhower Era. It's not even Trump's idea.

When just spit balling ideas to stop a hurricane, it doesn't seem that absurd to think it might disrupt it. It doesn't work, as noted by some experts, but he isn't one and I doubt the briefer was either, so its not that bad.

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u/ThePrussianGrippe 28d ago

It doesn’t matter it doesn’t work. Even if it did work would turning a hurricane into a mass spreader of radioactive fallout over massive swaths of ocean really be a good idea?

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I literally didn't say it was a good idea. I'm just saying that it's literally not that absurd of an idea when spit balling ways to stop a hurricane. Again, the idea was first brought up by a scientist during Eisenhower's presidency.

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u/whataTyphoon 28d ago

Nuking a hurricane is an incredible absurd idea for obvious reasons, even if it would work.

Ok, Trump said bombing it, which is not as absurd, but when that came out he tweeted: "I never said this. Just more FAKE NEWS!", so wth should anyone do with this.

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u/kragnor 28d ago

I agree that it's bullshit that he denied saying it. To me, that just shows his willingness to deny wrongdoing and his involvement in anything that goes bad.

But the idea itself is one that was initially proposed by a scientist long before Trump and was studied. Its not an absurd idea when it comes down to throwing out ideas with no input from experts or preexisting data.

And just so we are clear, as I assume half the people here assume otherwise, I fuckin despise Trump and I'm not defending him. I'm just saying the idea isn't actually that absurd, all things considered.

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u/BumLeeJon 28d ago

How to prove you know nothing about the lasting effects of a nuclear bomb in one comment

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u/datboicamron 28d ago

According to a "source" he said that. Come on, give a video of him saying that. But you cant because it wasn't said.

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u/Ttex45 28d ago

Ummm don't you know that orange man bad? If someone said he did something stupid then he definitely did it, no questions asked.

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u/BakedBread65 28d ago

The man openly opined on whether you could inject bleach into people. It’s not so hard to believe he would say thsi

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u/Ttex45 28d ago

Sure it isn't hard to believe, but it's just as easy to believe a "journalist" made it up to get more ad revenue because people will believe it and spread it.

I mean, Biden said,

I mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy... I mean, that's a storybook, man.

So if you read an article that says "a source" heard him say that black people are poor, dumb, and stink would you just believe it without question because he's said similar things in the past?

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u/BakedBread65 28d ago

Yes if it came from a reputable news source

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u/datboicamron 28d ago

Ya of course. Just like so anonymous ex employee said he said he doesn't want black people working for him and another anonymous source said he said that Haiti is a shit hole. But since it's Trump well just take that as a fact he said it. And now the comments saying he said inject with bleach. I'd love to see the video of him saying that because he didnt. He did talk about a study saying disinfectant kills covid quickly and seeing if they could use that somehow as a treatment but never said let's inject people with bleach. But you know, reddit hive mind. I'm prepared for the downvotes.

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u/madhatterhats 28d ago

Think of it this way: the nuke expands the hurricane and hurricane spreads radioactivity all over the blue states.

Don’t shoot the hurricane. You’re just gonna make it angry: https://youtu.be/pcnGSvtHLYE

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u/suntem 28d ago

But hurricanes mostly hit the south which aren’t blue states.

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u/crazyrich 28d ago

You're thinking too much. This person and his team thought that if they downplayed COVID and protections against it it would disproportionately it blue urban centers... without thinking that liberals would listen to the experts and his followers would take the brunt of the hit.

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u/kratodomi 28d ago

This person, meaning Trump? Lol what the fuck? Where in God’s name are you coming up with this shit?

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u/dustojnikhummer 28d ago

The only person who downplayed anything and keeps flip flopping is Fauci. Remember when they called him racist for banning flights from China?

Hindsight is always 2020

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u/crazyrich 28d ago

The only person downplaying anything is Fauci? What fucking planet do you live on?

Why do I bother, I could like a dozen articles showing trump directly downplaying the virus and it’s not like it’s going to give you an epiphany.

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u/dustojnikhummer 28d ago

What fucking planet do you live on

Just a different continent.

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u/KirbyBucketts 28d ago

The reason they called it racist was because the "travel ban" still allowed 27,000 American citizens to return from mainland China within the first month of the restrictions being put into affect. Additionally, U.S. officials lost track of more than 1,600 of them who were supposed to monitored for virus exposure.

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u/suntem 28d ago

I think it’s the other dude that’s thinking too much. I think he suggested nuking a hurricane to destroy it like all the articles say he suggested not to weaponize it which is based on nothing.

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u/crazyrich 28d ago

I think he suggested nuking the hurricane because he really really wanted to nuke something and that’s pretty much it lol

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u/USCswimmer 28d ago

Blue states?

What state that hurricanes hit are blue?

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u/Jack_is_a_Potato 28d ago

Didn't Sandy hit NY? I'm pretty sure thats blue.

Hurricanes can hit pretty much any east coast state.

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u/USCswimmer 28d ago

Yeah sometimes NY/NJ get hit, but FAR less than the southern states.

Sandy and Irene are the only two storms that have hit NY/NJ ''hard'' in the past like 20 years.

FL/GA/SC/NC/LA/AL are hit with hurricanes far more often.

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u/stephsb 28d ago

Well, Georgia did just elect a Democratic President & send not one, but two Democratic Senators to DC, so technically we could call them a blue state. Your point still stands though, just replace them with MS/TX on your list, that’s two more red states that are hit w/ hurricanes often.

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u/Jack_is_a_Potato 28d ago

Well yeah, I wasn't saying it was common or usually devastating. I was just replying to your "What state that hurricanes hit are blue?" comment.

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u/Valdrax 28d ago

It's an idea that Edward Teller, father of the hydrogen bomb, proposed back in 1990 (much more recently than I thought) as part of his decades long obsession with finding peaceful uses for the atomic bomb to provide justifications for avoiding nuclear arms reduction treaties.

His idea was to kickstart multiple smaller hurricanes before a big one could form, to bleed the energy accumulating. Teller just proposed it as a "what if" without having done any of the math about it and floated the idea as something that needed research.

However, nuking an already formed hurricane would be futile (in addition to being as environmentally nuts as Teller's proposal). Hurricanes are massive, a movement of atmosphere on a scale that's hard to wrap your head around, and they can contain energy on the order of 10,000 nuclear bombs. A hydrogen bomb in a fully formed category 5 storm would be nothing.

Trump probably heard about it decades ago when Teller's proposal hit the newspapers and just kept the idea around in the back of his head without worry much about the details, because it sounds kind of awesome in a dumb way, or he got it later from some other pro-nuke non-scientist.

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u/notanartmajor 28d ago

Nah, more likely Trump is just a simplistic dipshit and thought a big explosion would scatter the clouds.

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u/ours 28d ago

From the person who suggested putting chlorine and sunshine inside our bodies to kill Covid.

Not sure what you expected.

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u/SilvermistInc 28d ago

There actually is a UV treatment for internal infections. Like that's legit a thing

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u/ours 28d ago

For body cavities... Try it on blood, or better yet don't because that would be idiotic.

And the less mentioned about drinking bleach, the better.

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u/GebPloxi 28d ago

Yeah.. it was real. No, it wasn’t a joke. At first, people thought he was making a bland and slightly inappropriate joke, but Trump is incapable of understanding humor. He actually wanted to use a nuclear bomb to stop a hurricane because he was aware of how damaging hurricanes could be to his golfing schedule.

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u/SilvermistInc 28d ago

Well think about it. If we have nukes that can wipe Rode Island off the map, then wouldn't it do something to a hurricane?

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u/Frazzledragon 28d ago

He could nuke the south eastern US, that way no hurricane could hit anything.

Unless he again projects it to scoot all the way inland, with pen scribbles.

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u/Frazzledragon 28d ago

In a serious note: Maybe you could moderately bother one hurricane with ALL of his nukes. However, nature regularly handles enormous forces. Your everyday thunderstorm has the energy of several nuclear bombs.

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu 28d ago

For reals

I'm not sure if you're surprised because you think that nuking a hurricane is too smart of an idea for Trump or one too stupid even for Trump.

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u/texican1911 28d ago

Drop a nuke in the eye, shockwave blows it apart. Easy peasey.

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u/popop143 28d ago

I think he got that from Sharknado unironically lmao.

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u/ICanShowYouPeru 28d ago

This isn't a Trump thing, NOAA has been asked so many times the made an article about it, and Randall Munroe wrote about it in What If?

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

This reminds me of the injecting bleach into our lungs idea.

I first read that headline and thought “Alright, I hate Trump as much as the next guy but this is clearly taken out of context. He’s probably joking or something.”

Then I watched the video of him saying experts are working on injecting cleaning chemicals into the lungs and bringing light inside to kill COVID and he was in no way joking… it was very much in context.

And same here. “There’s no way our President actually thought you could nuke a hurricane or that this would in any way be a good idea. It must be missing context.”

Nope… it’s exactly that.

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u/atelopuslimosus 28d ago

Given the American petulance for violence, "can we just nuke it?" is a common response to problems among those who don't realize what a terrible decision it is to nuke, well, anything. Trump is not the first to propose it, though he might be the highest profile. He certainly won't be the last.

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u/Datblokewhointernets 28d ago

I vaguely remember hearing about this. Didn't officials have to explain to him multiple times why he couldn't (and shouldn't) fire nukes at a hurricane?

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u/dustojnikhummer 28d ago

we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?

He didn't suggest anything. He asked if it would be possible

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

Maybe, just maybe, the President of the United States shouldn't just be blurting out whatever stupid shit pops into his head that he has literally zero knowledge of?

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u/dustojnikhummer 28d ago

literally zero knowledge of

That is exactly why he asked if it is possible. He got told no.

The fact that Trump should have kept his fucking mouth shut on Twitter is a whole another story.

This story is just a "I know a guy who heard a guy who heard a guy".

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

The president should not be asking about things like nuking hurricanes in places for the public to hear because anything the president says is automatically granted credence by large sections of the population. It's not as innocent as "just asking questions". He was "just asking questions" about our election, too, and it lead to attempted insurrection.

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u/dustojnikhummer 28d ago

places for the public to hear

Did he tough?

During one hurricane briefing at the White House, Trump said, "I got it. I got it. Why don't we nuke them?" according to one source who was there. "They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they're moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can't we do that?" the source added, paraphrasing the president's remarks.

"anonymous source"

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u/WIbigdog 28d ago

Fair enough, in this instance the stupid shit was said in a closed meeting.

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u/csdspartans7 28d ago

It’s obviously a shit idea lol but I think the reasoning is is a massive amount of heat would evaporate the water or something

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u/SilverKnightTM314 28d ago

that would only help the hurricane, because it would heat the air, fueling the system of convection that hurricanes rely on

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u/csdspartans7 28d ago

Damn I really want to know for sure what would happen now

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u/SilverKnightTM314 28d ago

yeah, hurricanes are a very intricate but powerful system. they release the energy of 10000 nuclear bombs over its lifetime, or one atomic bomb per second.

source: https://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/energy/energy-hurricane-volcano-earthquake2.htm