r/AskReddit 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/Clayman8 28d ago

Pedro Rodriguez DE LA CRUZ

Show some respect, that man/woman/alien is incredibly efficient/talented/known in his respective field of medicine/leadership/gardening.

Watch Trump panic and act like he knows exactly who that is, and at each interaction change his profession and CV a bit.

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u/omega5419 28d ago

Pedro RIVERA de la Cruz

His name too, Trump should never be quite sure what his name is.

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u/DonnieJuniorsEmails 28d ago

keep adding various trigger names every day:

Pedro HUSSEIN Rodriguez

Pedro Rodham-Clinton de la Cruz

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u/HeiressGoddess 28d ago edited 28d ago

Pedro mentions his family is visiting for Thanksgiving. Everyone brings their kids, boyfriends, girlfriends, pets, and one or two even bring their best friends along for the trip. Then a massive snowstorm hits back home that postpones their flights.

Every few days, Pedro casually brings up that another relative decided to stay until New Year's. The college-aged kids and their gfs/bfs/bffs stay even longer because their semester doesn't start until late January. A couple cousins start talking about opening a restaurant or food truck business in the area. An elderly uncle wants to open a fruit orchard in rural Virginia. Pedro is excited to read his niece's thesis on drug and alternative therapies for opioid addiction, once it's finished. He's worried about his aunt's cancer diagnosis and if she can continue her chemotherapy while away from home.

Pedro's family is from Ohio.

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u/sixtninecoug 28d ago

Nah let’s go the Married With Children route.

Pedro Veracruz DeLa Hoya Cardinal.

Or just use Pablo Picasso’s full name.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso