r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/vicmackey1981 29d ago

I’d start by telling him he needs to design the uniform for “underground force”

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u/insertstalem3me 28d ago

"Why should I do that"

"Just in case the mole army attacks, mr president"

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u/Neethis 28d ago

"I knew that."

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u/TankGunner42069 28d ago

"I was just testing you"

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u/Sticky_Keyboards 28d ago

"Everyone is saying it. Smart people. The best people. My people, and they know it, they know I'm smart and that I know that"

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u/LuvliLeah13 28d ago

I’m an expert in mole army’s. I probably know more about mole armys than anyone.