I feel like if your that f'd off of ghb then you would only stumble around for about 2 minutes before going into a mini 2-3 hour coma, or begin the loop of him completely stop walking and just stand there with his eyes closed, swinging his arms until someone snapped him out of it, then start walking again only to stand still and start swinging his arms again, etc.
That could be an uncomfortable five minutes. I'd be afraid my self-consciousness would cause a feedback loop which would make that five minutes into ten.
If I could get into a sort of proposing kneel position, I could shuffle along for a pretty good distance. Something would almost always go wrong though.
I've seen it a bunch of times but I always laugh at the bit near the end where he's holding the bowl as he falls down as if it would help him stay standing up lol
Cops are often how you get guys like this onto an ambulance. They will say they are fine and don’t need help. You end up needing someone with arresting authority.
Public intoxication is also a crime (misdemeanor? Something like that) in a lot of places. I can see why given the random damage he’s inflicting on the store and the real danger he poses to himself and others.
This diligent qwop scientist not only displays irrefutably that the Earth is a globe, but that it's also spinning at an astounding rate while hurtling through space at speeds that would make one's head spin.
I've seen this in real life. Guy was super lanky. Was regular thing too. Walked like a 1930's disney character and "subtly" used the fridges to make his way along.
Working at a liquorstore was a weird time. About 50/50 fun and depressing.
To be fair, at the start of lockdowns I was bored as hell after all my flatmates moved out so it wasn’t exactly uncommon for me to go for my third beer run of the night after the sun had come up
Is that the original youtube vid? How does it only have 12K views since 2012? I thought this vid was part of internet lore and would have millions of hits.
No joke, this is what happens in my dreams. I get this weird inability to walk. It stress my dream-self out so much! I feel like I should hide it, so half of my dreams are me making excuses to people about why I'm running behind and will catch up with them later (so they won't see me struggling to walk).
Me after the first song wraps up and I think the video is over, but another song starts up; "Wow, how long does this go on for, HOLY SHIT ITS OVER 5 MINUTES LONG. Poor guy..."
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u/MinistryOfGeeks 28d ago
This brings to mind the video of that absolutely sloshed guy trying to buy beer, with 2001 space Odyssey music playing.
Here: https://youtu.be/wNlYA9UxNOo