r/AskReddit • u/vicmackey1981 • 29d ago

If we could set up a Truman Show scenario where Trump thinks he’s President again and the public send in scenarios for him to deal with, what would you suggest?

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u/tuco86 28d ago

If he finally asks wondering produce a statistic which states that 95% of the population have larger than average hands. It's completely normal

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u/SquireOfTheLewdTable 28d ago

But...if everyone is above average...then wouldn't that mean...

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u/___---------------- 28d ago

It would be possible if someone has incredibly small hands and skews the average.

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u/Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 28d ago

I'm thinking they meant above world average. Which would have to be really big hands.

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u/GoodSenseOfHummer 28d ago

No, I think they deliberately made a impossible nonsense statistic specifically because it's both hilarious and Trump wouldn't pick up on it.

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u/Spooky_boi_Kyle_8 28d ago

That's also fair