r/AskReddit 29d ago

What is the worst US state and why?

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u/drputypfifeanddrum 29d ago

Mississippi! In just about every metric you can imagine the state is at or near the bottom. And the sad part is they seem to okay with it.

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u/EsseLeo 29d ago

Someone’s gotta be the bottom bitch

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u/SneedyK 29d ago

I love this phrase too, but isn’t a bottom bitch like important to the pimp’s game? Like the closest and the confidante?

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u/ChazzR 29d ago

yeah the "bottom bitch" is like the best woman in the pimp's "collection" idk what to call it.

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u/costabius 28d ago

it's a "stable", and no, I don't know why I know that...

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u/NaiveMastermind 28d ago

Do you know what I'm saying?

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u/Paulagher46 28d ago

One of the better butters episodes. Not quite as good as when he’s detective butters who finds out his dad is gay though

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u/NaiveMastermind 28d ago

You see Butters, there are these things called "little white lies"

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u/HitEmWithDatKTrain 28d ago

Yes. I think I know what you are saying.

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u/NaiveMastermind 28d ago

Good! Cuz being a pimp ain't easy. Any man can control a bitch's heart, but a pimp's gotta control a bitch's mind, and to control a bitch's mind; ya got ta know the game. Know what I'm sayin'?

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u/Skullerprop 28d ago

Indeed, I grasp the concept of your words.

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u/BoMbSqUAdbrigaDe 28d ago

Thank you for this!

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u/chonkersinparadise 28d ago

Yes, I know what you're saying

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u/PowerResponsibility 28d ago

Can ya dig it?

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u/MotherfuckingWildman 28d ago

Lemme ask you sumn.. are ya pickin up what I'm puttn down son?

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u/WithinTheMedow 28d ago

Because stables are where you put your ride, you see.

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u/mockingbird13 28d ago

I thought it was where you hitch your whores?

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u/searchingformytruth 28d ago

Zimos gallops past in a gimp suit, harnessed to a chariot carrying the Boss, pursued by many other gimps-propelled chariots

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u/PurpuraFebricitantem 28d ago

We know that's you, Anne Rice!

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u/titdirt 28d ago

First Anne Rice reference I ever done seen on Reddit. And I been here a minute.

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u/ElephantRiotXXX5 28d ago

Who's that? Condoleezza's sister?

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u/shrtstff 28d ago

I know it because of Iceberg Slim's book. Really good read, but pretty fucked up.

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u/TheeZestyJester 28d ago

Holy shit. lol that Amazon page needs an NSFW/trigger warning for the excerpt from the preface. Jesus. That f*cked with my evening.

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u/vkapadia 28d ago

I know it because of the 50 Cent song

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u/sepia_dreamer 28d ago

Yeah I didn’t get very far into that one.

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u/Pandelerium11 28d ago

It's very inspiring, with a good message.

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u/shrtstff 28d ago

Definitely. I actually found out about because of Mike Tyson apparently before slim died Mike would visit him and ask about slims life, dragging don king along with him xD

Has some fucked up stuff but slim wrote it down to show how fucked that can all really be. I say he did a good job with that.

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u/Han_Yerry 28d ago

Theres a bio on Slim. I think it's on Prime. I watched that and the Sunshine Hotel, about one of the last flop houses on the Bowery in NYC '98.

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u/PapaSnow 28d ago

Which I found out about because of Chappelle

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u/0NaCl 28d ago

I've read this lol. The story about how he got his name was funny.

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u/nursejackieoface 28d ago

You seem to know a few things about whoreses.

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u/I_lenny_face_you 28d ago

What has it got in its whoreses?

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u/nursejackieoface 28d ago

Oats. Whoreses eat oats and hay.

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u/smartguy05 28d ago

Maybe from The Other Guys?

Alan: "Pretty soon there were about 14 ladies I was protecting while they gave me money"

Terry: "That's called a stable of whores"

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u/Dominus-Temporis 28d ago

Can't be right. Alan wasn't a pimp.

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u/SeaGroomer 28d ago

*Gator

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u/George_Zip1 28d ago

Gator needs his walkin around money!

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u/pugloescobar 28d ago

The Other Guys, Mark Wahlberg explaining to Will Ferrel that he was in fact a pimp in college. “It’s called a stable of whores”

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u/HereToStirItUp 28d ago

Stable? Is that part of the origin of Megan the Stallion?

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u/Satanus9001 28d ago

For real? Like real real? So a pimp has a stable of prostitues? As in, for real?

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u/Empyrealist 28d ago

That is hows its referred to, yes

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u/George_Zip1 28d ago

A stable of whores yep.

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u/Thraxster 28d ago

Stable of tutresses?

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u/Trauma_Hawks 28d ago

Its alright. You're allowed to like the movie "Hustle & Flow"

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u/nasty_neil 28d ago

Iceberg slim

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u/TheHashassin 28d ago

GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT

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u/SonofThunder2 28d ago

Employee of the month

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u/NancyJeww 28d ago

Like my grandma always said, sometimes you boss, sometimes you bottom.

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u/jadexangel 29d ago

Yep. The one who gets to ride in the front seat.

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u/bangbison 28d ago

Arsenal was the first I thought of.

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u/donjuanross 28d ago

I think its called a horde (whored) idk

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u/AfternoonInformal305 28d ago

You can drop all the quotations. It’s the internet, you can just be real.

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u/WoundedBird84 28d ago

Brunch strippers. D-squad.

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u/sotheresthisdude 28d ago

Call it what it is playa…my stable! Ali aster has the finest stable a hoes west of the Mississippi.

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u/BUchub 28d ago

Menagerie

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u/SaborW 28d ago

A gaggle of whores

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u/BigGunsJC 28d ago

It's called a whored.

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u/B-is-for-beer 28d ago

Bottom bitch is basically the top bitch

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u/jahworld67 28d ago

That is what Cartman said.

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u/martian65 28d ago

I'd think it would be called a gaggle.

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u/pixelprophet 28d ago

Check out that Gaggle o' Hoes

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u/Kaelan_McAlpine 28d ago

What if the pimp is a lady though, what do you call it then?

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u/DoitfortheHoff 28d ago

The foundation.

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u/BananaEuphoric8411 28d ago

More like somebody's gotta be bottom.

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u/fathertime108 28d ago

We all learned this from south park

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u/benigntugboat 28d ago

His #1 waifu if you will

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u/GIJobra 28d ago

The best card in their deck.

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u/RabidSeason 28d ago

"Harem" would be the non-pimp term for it.

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u/CandidInsurance7415 28d ago

Middle management.

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u/witchybitchhh 28d ago

His stable.

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u/dj9008 29d ago

Which is the funniest part about it . Bottom bitch is top bitch

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u/poizon_elff 28d ago

It's the foundational bitch.

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u/helpmehelpyoutoo 28d ago

I think it was supposed to be “Someone’s gotta be the bottom, bitch!”

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u/TrueEnuff 28d ago

If South Park taught me one thing it is this.

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u/AwkwardSquirtles 28d ago

Do you know what I am saying?

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u/Cereboo 28d ago

Yes, I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking

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u/TrueEnuff 28d ago

Gotta learn the game, know what I’m saying?

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u/Tacosmodernlife 28d ago

Like bottom line bitch

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u/kungfukenny3 28d ago

yeah the bottom bitch is the “highest ranking” and she’s the woman on the ground

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u/Electronic_Subject_5 28d ago

You see, a pimp’s love is very different from that of a square…

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u/MaMerde 28d ago edited 28d ago

Public defender here. Can confirm that a bottom bitch is a pimp’s most trusted and closest ho. She’s kinda like the team mom, but unregulated. She keeps all the other hoes in line. Makes sure they’re working. Doing enough drugs to stay motivated but not so much they’re strung out. Collecting money. Making sure they don’t get outta pocket. Playing good cop/ bad cop with the pimp on the other hoes. It’s a coveted position.

Edit: “outta pocket” is a term used to describe a ho not living up to her ho expectations, including but not limited to, talking back, not working, stealing money, stealing drugs, overusing drugs, talking to people they shouldn’t be, getting arrested, etc..

And a heartfelt thank you for the award. Have an excellent weekend.

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u/SneedyK 28d ago

Okay, I thought this answer was very wholesome & informative and it deserves gilt so others will soak in the knowledge. This is why we Reddit.

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u/locke1018 28d ago

Yes, they used the term incorrectly. For more info check out iceberg slim's book "pimp" he goes into it.

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u/JerHat 28d ago

Bottom bitch is your top hoe. She’s like, the manager of all the other hoes.

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u/AdGlittering9727 28d ago

Yep. Learned that from Dave Chapelle

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u/toptobottom1241 28d ago

Yep. It's keeping Missouri from topping the list though which makes it vital to the inbreds of the midwest.

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u/hobokenbob 28d ago

That's what I learned from Dave Chapelle

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u/YourFaajhaa 28d ago

Yes. Bottom bitch is also the one that breaks in 'young' new girls and teach them the ropes... Tells em it's ok to get slapped around for an extra fiver... Ya know, motherly stuff.

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u/loogie97 28d ago

Bottom bitch is basically an assistant manager. They run the crew and fill in when necessary.

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u/SombreMordida 28d ago

Bottom bitch = bottom line.

that's a power bottom move right thurr

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u/Jermagesty610 28d ago

Yes, usually his "girlfriend" and the highest earner of all his prostitutes m

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u/worycong 28d ago

Depends on whom you ask

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u/VestigialAltruist 28d ago

That quit when the cotton started being imported.

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u/Urethra 28d ago

The whole deal with pimps is getting girls to do work for them. This extends to sex. The girl fucks the pimp and to do that she needs to be on top. Bottom bitch refers to a girl so good the pimp would let her be on the bottom indicating he would be willing to do the work during sex.

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u/Beyonskay 28d ago

The "bottom bitch" keeps all the other bitches in line and rats them out to the pimp of they even look like they gonna jump ship.