r/AskReddit 28d ago

You’re in surgery, and the anesthesia is being applied. What would be the worst thing to hear as you’re starting to go under?

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u/Competitive_Two_9276 27d ago

I woke up in the middle of a colonoscopy. I was facing towards the monitor and saw inside of my intestines and a little grabby device. The grabby device moved forward and pinched the side of my intestine and I felt the pressure of it pinching deep inside my anus.

I said something like "ha...unga oww I felt that.." and they said exactly what I didn't want to hear which was "shit he's waking up!" And then proceeded to pull about 5 feet of cord out of my butt. It felt like I was pooping an entire human being.

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u/Caramel_Grizzly 6d ago

Could be worse. At least you didn't cum