r/AskReddit 28d ago

What is a super popular TV show or movie that you can’t stand?

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u/Snoo79382 28d ago

Riverdale

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u/midnightfury4584 28d ago

Right. I don’t understand how high school could be that dramatic.

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u/LoginForMyPorn 28d ago

It's like they crank the world up to eleven.

Archie goes to juvie. "Okay, what's that like?" "I don't know. Jail for kids?" "Okay, fine. So prisoner abuse and secret fight clubs and riots, check"

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u/buffafboii 27d ago

"I dropped out of school in the second grade, to sell drugs to support my nana" "Then you've never experienced the epic triumphs and defeats, highs and lows of high school football"

Actual dioulouge from the show.

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u/I_hate_Swansea 27d ago

My wife watched this scene yesterday, I kept glancing up from a book and asking what the actual fuck. It went from that to evil nuns drugging kids or something in like one episode

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u/Dat_Paki_Browniie 27d ago

The first season was actually really fun, now I just watch the 2 minute complications of trash-tier dialogue on YouTube, phenomenal

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u/sallyapple7 27d ago

The first season was campy and fun. It didn't take itself too seriously. Then the showrunners tried to make it serious and edgy without first questioning whether they knew how to do that.

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u/koshgeo 27d ago edited 27d ago

I've seen maybe 10 seconds of it, identified it as "oh look, more teen high-school drama played by 20-year-olds", and moved on.

But I googled for and then sat through the whole 2 minutes of the compilations of bad dialogue! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I413MkRV328

OMG it's so bad. And there are more of these compilations. They just keep going. I thought the "I dropped out ..." quote was some kind of exaggeration. Nope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzgJcKmoBvk

Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SXoJworgbs

"She's been rejected from college because she's too busy having sex"

It's like someone took an old-style afternoon soap opera, mashed it up with a teen drama, a horror movie, and turned the drama up to 11.

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u/Pm-ur-butt 27d ago

I heard of this show a few years back, "A live action 'Archie' TV show? That sounds great!" Then I seen the previews and was confused af

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

I expected a lot more burgers than that.

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u/A_Flamboyant_Warlock 27d ago

I dropped out of school in the second grade, to sell drugs

Who the fuck is buying drugs from a 7 year old? Who the fuck is trusting a 7 year old to sell their drugs? Like, you know if that was actually a thing, the first thing that would happen is that kid gets punched out and robbed.

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u/ibiji 27d ago

The op got it wrong, it’s actually 4th grade. Not that buying drugs from a 9 year old is much better.

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u/JakeArvizu 27d ago edited 27d ago

To be fair in some neighborhoods they legitimately have young kids in the drug game. Usually not actually selling but lookouts, fetching the drugs etc. Look up the story of a kid named "Yummy". A gangster disciple from Chicago in the 90s who they had do a hit then they murdered him when they realized yeah probably not a good idea to trust the reliability of a 10 year old to commit a murder.

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u/Asiatic_Static 27d ago

"Hey baby...stop selling weed you got your whole life ahead of you"

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u/MerryUncakedayToMe 27d ago

I would assume they're selling kool-ade powder mixed with sugar tbh

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u/davesy69 27d ago

I'd steal his haribo.

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_14 27d ago

I used to sell weed in 4th grade. Like, legitimate amounts. Usually around an oz a week. Hard drug whole sellers care even less about how old you are than weed wholesale guys when you've got cash on hand.

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u/NoGiNoProblem 27d ago

Fuckin Kenard, man.

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u/rlnrlnrln 27d ago

Yeah, kids that age have no quality sense.

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u/TributeToStupidity 27d ago

Dave Chapelle

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

“Hey baby! Go home, man! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning! What the fuck you doing out here?!”

“I’m selling weed, n****!”

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u/Picklepicklepiii 27d ago

Alot of drug dealers does this. Kid is just doing the transfer of dope and money. Gets caught and dont rly Get a harsh punishment. While the real drug dealer goes free

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u/FormerGameDev 27d ago

In middle school, we had a kid expelled when his locker was found to be absolutely loaded with weed and cocaine.

In a 400 person community.

I don't know that anyone ever figured out how the hell kid got all that, but he was def trafficking.

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA 27d ago

You might want to sit down...

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u/bigkeef69 27d ago

Shiiiit, id sell him my "tums brand" double stack beans for $10 a piece 🤣

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u/Aphrasia88 27d ago

Eh. It used to be big in the 90’s...not as much now. Kids without families sometimes were recruited into gangs this way so that they could provide for themselves and have some semblance of safety. The police also weren’t as concerned with kids cases in some boroughs then.

Source is anecdotal from the Bronx. I’m not saying that this was extremely common. It wasn’t. But it DID happen.

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u/prcpinkraincloud 27d ago

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u/HelplessRain731 27d ago

Oh my god it was worse than I thought

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u/you-have-efd-up-now 27d ago

i cannot believe that is real dialog

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u/Jessibeeb 27d ago

I'm a sucker for trash tv and this was just too much for me lol

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u/urbanlulu 27d ago

i literally only watch that show so i can laugh at this kind of dialog

when i finally got to that scene i cried from laughing so hard. idk how the actors keep a straight face with lines like that

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u/souse03 27d ago

There is actual college graduates writing all this incoherent nonsense and getting paid for it. I just don't understand how is it possible

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u/blitzbom 27d ago

I get why it's fans say it's glorious, glorious trash now. That sounds amazing after some edibles.

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u/meatball-hoagie 27d ago

hands down, best line from any tv show

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u/jonjonesdeletedpost 27d ago

Youre joking right? Lol

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u/RestInPeppers 27d ago

That's what makes it a great show.

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u/you-have-efd-up-now 27d ago

i refused to believe that was actual writing

then somebody linked the clip below...wtf

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u/blossombear31 27d ago

Oh my! I remember seeing that lol it was SO BAD, who are the writers?

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u/Bananasauru5rex 27d ago

Honestly, writing genre can be so freeing because you can always be toeing the line between honesty and parody. I wouldn't be surprised if they go to sleep giggling, thinking about that line too.

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u/blossombear31 27d ago

You have a point, I hope they laugh about it lol

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u/ryanegauthier 27d ago

Fun fact - this was also a backstory to one of the American Ninja Warriors!

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u/dcrothen 27d ago

Actual dioulouge from the show.

*dialogue (or dialog)

Too many letters. FTFY.

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u/Thntdwt 27d ago

What episode? That sounds so bad I want to see it.

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u/WhoDoIThinkIAm 27d ago

Dioulouge?

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u/buffafboii 27d ago

It's a spelling mistake, get over it

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u/midnightfury4584 28d ago

Veronica’s dad creating a game just to get rid of Archie lol dude’s practically loaded and could’ve just hired an assassin. Then again, going through great lengths to kill a high schooler is a bit of a stretch.

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u/rainbowmouse96 27d ago

My dad and I used to watch the show together and our running joke was that absolutely anyone living in Riverdale would do better as a crime lord than Mr. Lodge. He's so dumb and ineffective, and he's been caught before. And then there's kids who are committing murder and solving crime and never getting caught. Mr. Lodge: the least dangerous character in the show

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

Yet somehow he’s still in power, no? Always has some kinda ace up his sleeve.

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u/Rough_Idle 27d ago

Plot armor

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

Yeah… no arguments here.

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u/GiantSquidd 27d ago

…do none of you follow politics? Once you’ve got enough money and a position of political power, it’s very difficult to remove you if you’re determined to stay where you are.

If anything, it’s been real life that felt like badly written fiction lately.

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u/Rough_Idle 27d ago

I wouldn't suggest solving real life problems with a gun, but it's pretty easy to do it as a writer. I've killed off crucial characters because they annoyed me. All you have to do is make their death significant to the survivors.

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u/matty80 27d ago

He's so useless that at one point his own teenage daughter outwits him by inventing maple syrup rum, which (a) sounds hideous, (b) is illegal for an 18 year old to sell, and (c) seriously?

The whole show is laughably silly. In the end I had to stop watching it because everyone in it is an idiot. Even Jughead, who's meant to be a genius, regularly makes incredibly stupid decisions whenever. Like... Archie, 1950s small-town wholesome comic-book character, is in fact not a confused teenager but is instead some sort of gangster-hunting badass? Okay then.

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u/inertmomentum 27d ago

You just described my problems with Karate Kid 3. Rich guy fights elderly man and child with elaborate ruse yo avenge his still living buddy. Great Lengths to Kill Highschoolers: the movie.

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

“They embarrassed my friend with karate. I’m gonna do the same. And this time it’ll hurt.” - Terry Silver

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u/DrProfessional77 27d ago

Look how well that worked out for Voldemort though

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u/SinkTube 27d ago

voldemort failed for similar idiocy. why would you put horcruxes in personally significant places rather than burying them in the woods or tossing them in a ravine?

and he never hired a professional assassin either. he had his death eaters, but harry's homes were warded against magicals. the fool could have hired a muggle to break in or throw a molotov through the window at any time

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u/Noonites 27d ago

I'm pretty sure the Fidelius charm worked on Muggles too, since even the most basic wards that let all Wizards in are basically imperceptible to Muggles.

There's also the whole 'he was a Wizard supremacist who thought all Muggles were inferior to him and hated and disrespected them'. Why in almighty fuck would the greatest Dark Wizard to ever live need the help of a MUGGLE to kill a baby? That kinda goes against his whole Thing.

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u/SinkTube 27d ago

you can hate and disrespect people and still make use of them. i don't know the details of harry's protection magic but muggles certainly knew where he lived and were able to enter the dursley house without his permission.

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u/Noonites 27d ago

Sure, but it kinda undersells "Wizards are superior to Muggles and should be the ones on top of the heap" when you have to hire a muggle to kill a baby. Kinda makes you look like a bitch-ass punk instead of the Greatest Dark Wizard of all time.

The Dursley home was not under a Fidelius Charm, is why muggles could enter it. The protection there was that Lily's sacrifice protected Harry from Voldemort, and by the 'bond of blood' it extended to any place he could call 'home' where his mother's blood still dwells. He was protected from Voldemort there because of his aunt Petunia, not because of a Fidelius Charm.

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u/SinkTube 27d ago

i think repeatedly failing to kill a child yourself does that too

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u/Best-Dragonfruit-292 27d ago

Voldermort was on an ego-bender.

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u/KnockOnMidnightsDoor 27d ago

That's because Voldemort was a raging narcissist. He believed his soul couldnt be stashed in an object or place of insignificance and he also believed killing without a wand was beneath any magic user.

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u/ParkerZA 27d ago

why would you put horcruxes in personally significant places rather than burying them in the woods or tossing them in a ravine?

Because he may have to find them at some point.

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u/SinkTube 27d ago

then draw a map and glue it to nagini or keep it under your throne

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

Too bad he had to try to kill him twice.

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u/Master-Wordsmith 27d ago

Yeah, just load them up with some kind of drug and let them choke on their own vomit while they seize and the life is strangled from them by their own body. Or get them in a car crash. I knew a guy who got high and blew his jaw off with a pistol right in front of his girlfriend, mere weeks after high school graduation.

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

My condolences. But that is a fucked up situation. Truth is much stranger than fiction.

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u/Master-Wordsmith 27d ago

Thanks. You’re definitely right about that. I saw a video once where a security camera was aimed at the street, and a mother was walking her infant in a stroller. Everything was fine, just another day for those two. Then, in an instant, the suicide jumper who had leapt from a nearby roof landed on the stroller. The mother stood there for a moment in shock, stared at the dead jumper for a few seconds, and then glanced at her deceased child in the wreck of the stroller before walking over to it and falling to her knees. The real world is a cold, cruel place, full of every brand of despair and misery one could hope to think of. Stranger than fiction indeed.

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

This belongs in abruptchaos thread. Fuck that mess.

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u/2fly2hide 27d ago

I don't watch the show, but you say hire an assassin like it's as easy as calling a plumber.

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

For a mob boss, or whatever the fuck he was, absolutely. Get one of your underlings to cap Archie and be done with it. The Irishman did it for years working for the east coast mob.

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u/Maxxximus30 27d ago

And the little sub plot with the Canadian mob boss, ‘Poppa Poutine’ and his son, ‘Small Fry’

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

Oh the cringe… 😬

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

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u/Maxxximus30 26d ago

100% real !! It’s the season 2 episode “the wicked and the divine”

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u/tuliprox 27d ago

My fiance, back like 15ish yrs ago, did go to a Juvie where the guards would use group punishment, use physical exercise as punishment (they made kids run til they puked), housed 17 yr old with 13 yr olds (in JUVIE- most of these are bad kids, they shouldn't be housed with someone way bigger and older than them), etc.

There was even worse one that they threatened to send the kids to, and would make good on their threats. The worse one did get shut down about 20 or so yrs ago.

ETA: fiance never went to worse one, but met kids who had been there

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u/KaiserChunk 27d ago

My fiance, back like 15ish yrs ago, did go to a Juvie where the guards would use group punishment, use physical exercise as punishment (they made kids run til they puked), housed 17 yr old with 13 yr olds (in JUVIE- most of these are bad kids, they shouldn't be housed with someone way bigger and older than them), etc.

Sound like the army lol

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u/BloodAngel85 27d ago

The army pays better

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u/tuliprox 27d ago

Yeah lol except these are children ages 12-17 and they're not there by choice. Granted, most of them are bad kids. Fiance was scared being around kids stabbing other kids and he was just there for trying to leave his house grounded/after curfew and wrestling with his dad over it (no injuries to either of them, no punching or anything) at age like.. 13, 15?

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u/Such_sublime 27d ago

Yeah I’ve been to both Juvie and prison, and juvie is sooo much worse, no bs idk if it’s cuz of lawsuits or what for regular ACI’s but Juvie is straight lawlessness it’s insane the shit that goes on

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u/tuliprox 27d ago

Exactly. He said the same thing. He said prison was way better and more chill and relaxing than juvie

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u/vintage_chick_ 27d ago

They watch a massive crime, stalk a murderer , classmate dies etc etc and then schools back! time to continue on like usual and study between gossip.

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u/LoginForMyPorn 27d ago

Honestly, my favorite absurd plot on Riverdale was when Veronica, a sixteen-year-old girl, owns and operates a speakeasy in the basement of a soda shop. It violated so many fucking laws I can't even begin to think about the number. And the fact that she owes it is barely even a plot point. The kind of just hand wave the whole thing

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u/The_Impe 27d ago

It's like they crank the world up to eleven

Yes that's the entire point.

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u/LoginForMyPorn 27d ago

Is it? The original point was sort of a hard boiled retelling of Riverdale. Which isn't that.

So I don't think anyone can argue that that's the point now. And as long as you like it that's fine. Lots of people are into it.

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u/Atypical_Mom 27d ago

This made me laugh - I’ve never wanted to watch Riverdale but after reading this i kind of want to now

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u/AllDaysOff 27d ago

It's a fun show imo. People take TV shows too seriously these days, that's why it gets hate.

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u/Prysorra2 27d ago

Comicbook worldisms in a live action …

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u/Leftyisbones 27d ago

Tbf. In my experience that's not too far off depending on the location of the place. At least two of em wouldve lived up to that description

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u/ybgkitty 27d ago

Lol that’s not too far from reality

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u/pensivewombat 27d ago

Honestly "high school drama where everything is turned up to 11" sounds dope as hell. The problem is that the writing is bad. And it isn't even bad in a good way, where the "bad* writing is carefully crafted in a way that shows the writers have deep knowledge of bad high school dramas as a genre. It's just kind of lazy and not fun.

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u/LoginForMyPorn 27d ago

Well, perhaps the biggest crime of Riverdale is that nobody on that show actually has any sort of character. No real growth happens because there are no characters on the show. Everyone is a slave to what will make the most titillating teaser for next week's episode. They constantly do things that make no fucking sense because it'll look good in a commercial.

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u/DexterHawkins 27d ago

It's like they crank the world up to eleven.

Yes. That's what it is.

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u/PatersonFromPaterson 27d ago

I love riverdale because of this. It’s terrible but damn good fun. That whole prison storyline was amazing cause he does that, escapes, becomes an international fugitive, literally fights a bear, and gets back to school where the SAT is coming up and acts like that’s the most daunting thing he’s ever faced. It was hilarious

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u/Mindless_Minimum_416 27d ago

I've never seen Riverdale and now I never want too