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What is a super popular TV show or movie that you can’t stand?

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u/Uindo_Ookami 27d ago

I use to watch real old reruns of the original Ninja Warrior, they'd run through all 100 constants for the first round in one or two episodes, no long backstory skits, just a basic introduction, maybe a piece of trivia about them, and faceplant out of the gate.

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u/Xterrian 27d ago edited 27d ago

I have fond memories of watching ninja warrior on g4tv. Even without the long ass backstories there were still people you rooted for. Whether it was some costume choice like dressing up like a mummy, or if they were a fan favorite who kept coming back like the firefighter guy, I still had some connection and fondness for those running the course. Giving 3 minutes for their life stories is bs that just annoys me and drags the show on.

EDIT: He was a fisherman, my bad. Small detail but still.

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u/droneybennett 27d ago

Nagano! Who trained on his boat!

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u/soulreaverdan 27d ago

Makoto Nagano is an absolute beast of a man.

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u/Such_sublime 27d ago

I absolutely loved him, I remember watching him and rooting when he went and won for the (3rd?) time, he was like the first guy to ever win no?

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u/Chingparr 27d ago

He was the 2nd.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

Akiyama won first, then Nagano.

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u/HabitualHooligan 27d ago

Those were the good ninja warrior episodes.. Someone should just loop those all day for a tv channel. Make stream channel that’s free with commercials and you’d make money off of me watching all day long, lol

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u/Mercutio77 27d ago

Dude was like in his 40s too. As someone who just turned 39 and has a hard time finding time to work out, he is an inspiration.

Edit: I was wrong. He was 34 when he first won but continued to compete until he was 44. Still awesome going up against people 10+ years younger and doing better than pretty much all of them.

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u/One_eyed_billie 27d ago

Hey! Isn’t that the guy who was his own sail on his boat?

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u/lostinorion 27d ago

Dude you unlocked a longgggg forgotten memory with that name!

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u/matty80 27d ago

That man is a legend. He's like a character from Mortal Kombat, but ridiculously nice instead of a serial killer.

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u/No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom 27d ago

Nagano is my favorite athlete. I remember how sad I was when that younger guy was the first person to beat the entire course twice - I had been watching Nagano try to get that 2nd victory for years, I wanted it so badly for him!!!

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u/ranaadnanm 27d ago

I've literally only watched one episode of Ninja Warrior, and the only person who came to my mind was the fisherman.

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u/the_fuego 27d ago

Yooooooooooo, yes. Fucking badass of a man.

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u/Dry___wall 27d ago

Omg he was the best

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u/Assassin_by_Birth 27d ago

There was also Mr. Ninja Warrior. He completed the first round one time but he was always there so he got that nickname.

I also remember Nagano. There was a fire man who was on there a few times to

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

He got built up as the man most likely to win it all, and even made it to the final stage at the third event, but he just got progressively worse as he got older and the course got harder. He didn't clear the first stage again after the twelfth event, where he got disqualified in stage 2 for using his gloves from the chain reaction on the spider walk.

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u/Assassin_by_Birth 27d ago

Dang, thanks for the refresher course. Didn’t realize he repeatedly got to the last round.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

No problem. Got a little carried away replying to people in this section of the thread. My wife and I were obsessed with the show in 2008. We give it a few years to forget what happened and watch them again. We just recently rewatched a few seasons, so it's fresh on my mind.

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u/IWantToBeTheBoshy 27d ago

The show really was something special.

And then the American version happened. Its just not the same.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

For sure. Particularly the competitive spirit is different. It always felt like everyone against the course in the Japanese version. When two people won ANW, but they decided only the fastest guy really won, that was enough of that for me.

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u/FecusTPeekusberg 27d ago

Imo, Ultimate Beastmaster on Netflix is what ANW should have been.

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u/Waterknight94 27d ago

Pretty sure there were two firemen. One was a lot better than the other though. Also the gas station guy and the trampoline kid who I remember almost winning the same time Nagano won his second.

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u/theycallmemomo 27d ago

Toshihiro Takeda was the "All-Star" fireman, Shingo Yamamoto is the gas station guy (my personal favorite because he's been to every single event) and Shunsuke Nagasaki was the trampoline kid.

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u/ScarletInTheLounge 27d ago

Man, this discussion is giving me flashbacks. I don't think I've thought about Shingo the gas station guy in at least a decade, but I always loved that guy and rooted for him. My friends recommended the original show to me and I remember my mom and I spent one summer watching the whole thing and getting caught up on G4 and getting surprisingly invested in it.

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u/ilnir 26d ago

Shoutouts to Bunpei Shiratori

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u/theycallmemomo 26d ago

Hardest working government worker in Japan

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u/Puzzleheaded-Beat-82 27d ago

I loved that fireman!

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u/sadisticrhydon 27d ago

Makoto Nagano. He was so much more tenacious than Akiyama, who was the first but floundered so often afterwards. Was very happy when he finally got it.

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u/thegirlinthetardis 27d ago

I liked the trampoline guy! Shunsuke Nagasaki! He always got washed in the 3rd round though.

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u/Waterknight94 27d ago

He made it to the last round once. Was really close to winning too. Nagano ended up winning his second that time I think

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u/thegirlinthetardis 27d ago

I remember that!! I’m in quarantine so I might have to go down the Sasuke rabbit hole

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u/Waterknight94 27d ago

I kinda want to too now. But yeah he was my favorite. Never knew if he got to the olympics or how he did though.

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u/thegirlinthetardis 27d ago

So after some looking he did perform in the 08 Olympics and now he is a gymnastics coach and a dad!

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u/Waterknight94 27d ago

That is awesome! Love hearing that.

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u/Lonexus 27d ago

Okay real serious question where can it be watch or streamed because I haven't watched it since it was on tv but I really want to rewatch it.

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u/thegirlinthetardis 27d ago

Here’s a 24 hour Sasuke live stream! https://youtu.be/0IOadQY80_o

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u/Lonexus 27d ago

Thank you, kind internet stranger.

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u/thegirlinthetardis 27d ago

You’re welcome!! Enjoy!

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u/whydub38 27d ago

There were a number of firemen. They were a pretty good talent pool for that show

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u/Zerathulu 27d ago

I think the firefighter was Takada? Goddamn this brings back memories...

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u/Chengweiyingji 27d ago

If it’s any consolation, G4 is bringing it back when the channel officially reboots.

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u/IWantToBeTheBoshy 27d ago

Like, reruns or new episodes?

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u/Chengweiyingji 27d ago

Both! Reruns of the original 27 tournaments, plus the new tournaments they did in Japan over the past 10 years

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u/RVelts 27d ago

G4 killed TechTV

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u/drlavkian 27d ago

the firefighter guy

Who, lest we forget only had three percent body fat.

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u/BadGuyLeviathan 27d ago

the big three were a firefighter, a fisherman and a gas station attendant (who had built a replica course in his backyard).

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u/csonny2 27d ago

I loved the gas station attendant guy!

Don't know why, but my buddy and I would call him the pizza delivery guy, and joked that he just stopped by to run the course in the middle of his deliveries.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

His gas station attendant uniform did make him look a lot like a Dominos delivery guy.

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u/Zharghar 27d ago

i remember there being 2 fishermen (one specifically a crab fisherman) in the big boi group along with the firefighter and the gas station attendent.

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u/BadGuyLeviathan 27d ago

yes, there was also a crab fisherman, but iirc, he won pretty early in the shows running and didnt return, they just mentioned him occasionally.

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u/Sylverstone14 26d ago

I believe he's returned a few times, but the story was that because of his deteriorating eyesight over time, it's been harder for him to beat the stages of Midoriyama.

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u/BadGuyLeviathan 26d ago

ah, yeah, now that you mention it, i think i recall that, actually! man i miss that show.

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u/jimbrodini 27d ago

There was a firefighter and a fisherman right? Or is this the Mandela effect

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u/jbeechy 27d ago

Bunpei shiratori I think was the fireman maybe

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago edited 27d ago

He was the tall, rural guy, I think a school teacher, who kept getting hurt.

Takeda was the fireman. When he got divorced, he had to quit being a firefighter, move to a new town, and become a massage therapist.

There were some other firefighters. They all had the distinctive orange pants. I seem to recall a blond guy who made it to stage three. Ohtani maybe?

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u/themollusk 27d ago

NAGANO!

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u/ATXKLIPHURD 27d ago

I miss g4tv. I learned about a lot of cool stuff on attack of the show.

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u/Irrxlevance 27d ago

Agreed. Other than that though. The show is good. Pretty fun to watch

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u/Berek2501 27d ago

There was also a badass firefighter, Yamaha Kōji! He never made it as far as Nagano-san, but goddamn did he look good on the course

Edit to add: show me someone who had as much heart as Mr. Octopus and I'll show you someone who has life figured out

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

In one of the more recent seasons, not a G4 one, I think, Mr. Octopus actually made it through two or three obstacles. The crowd comes absolutely unglued. Then, I believe Shingo Yamamoto made a goof up and failed on an earlier obstacle, meaning Mr. Octopus got further in that event than an All Star. Heartwarming stuff.

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u/Berek2501 27d ago

OMFG I need to find this episode!

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago edited 27d ago

https://youtu.be/1FtRyVRmHMY

Video quality is awful. Season 26. He got further than Kenji Takahashi, not Shingo Yamamoto, my bad.

Edit: Scratch that, he beat them both "Mr. Octopus over-passed many notable competitors as Kanno Hitoshi, Takahashi Kenji, Miyazaki Daisuke and Yamamoto Shingo."

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u/Berek2501 27d ago

Still, making it so far is a feat in itself for Mr. Octopus, and to also succeed beyond any of the "All-Stars" makes it so much more amazing!

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u/Banzuqueen 27d ago

There is a related show in 2005-2006 called VIKING that follows the same format as Sasuke, and Mr. Octopus got to Stage 2 on two occasions there, it was quite unbelievable.

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u/Berek2501 27d ago

Does your username by any chance have something to do with Unbeatable Banzuke? I friggin' LOVED that show back when it was on TV, but nobody else around me had heard of it

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u/Banzuqueen 27d ago

It does! I'm the resident Banzuke Superfan who has spent a decade researching the Japanese original :)

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

Takeda was the firefighter. Shingo Yamamoto was the gas station attendant. Nagano the fisherman. Akiyama, the first winner, was a crab fisherman who was going blind and had to retrain as a massage therapist. Shiratori was a teacher, I think, from a rural prefecture who kept being out for injuries.

And then you had Yamada, Mr. Ninja Warrior, who stayed around long enough to turn in to a kind of villain. He lost his job and his family by becoming obsessed with winning, while doing worse and worse, being accused of cheating, retiring and unretiring, finally getting banned, then coming back and bringing a group of young trainees to try to fulfill his wish for him.

Those are your Ninja Warrior All Stars.

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u/Boeh_boeh 22d ago

When did Yamada got banned? Wow... I didn't know he lost his family and his job.

He cried so much in the show.....kinda annoying.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 22d ago

He had an argument with the director, Inui, during Sasuke 30 and was subsequently banned until he returned in Sasuke 33 for the 20th anniversary.

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u/Boeh_boeh 13d ago

Thanks for the info. I will definitely check that out.

I just saw the recent show. He no longer participates in the game, but he mentors these young lings and makes annoying comments while they try to go through the game... kinda annoying.

He also has his own app and seems like he got sponsors for doing whatever it is that he does.

And yes, he still cries tons.

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u/JokerGH23 27d ago

Yep the big three, Makoto Nagano the fisherman, Toshihiro Takeda the firefighter, and Shingo Yamamoto the gas station attendant, damn that brings back memories

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u/Holy5 27d ago

That guy was a freakin beast.

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u/clazidge 27d ago

There was a firefighter guy too who was an absolute beast. Pretty sure he was the fisherman's toughest competition.

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u/bayridgeguy09 27d ago

Octopus Man! Dude never made it past the 2nd obstacle but was there every season!!

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u/imnottjyoung 27d ago

Takeda toshihiro was the Firefighter in orange pants!

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u/mindark3 27d ago

Dude who trained on his boat, the gas station attendant who always killed it and then there was some generic business man who was also a monster. God that show brings back memories, have some huge zip folder with that and unbeatable banzuke tucked away somewhere on my computer!

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u/sdrowemagdnim 27d ago

This is what I miss about ninja warrior. Just plain ol folks training for some crazy obstacle course. Now it's dedicated training facilities to pratice and what not.

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u/PhungPercy 27d ago

I also remember Nagano.

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u/futilefearandfolly 27d ago

Was he the legally blind one who made it to the final course a bunch of times? Ah, such a good show.

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u/coobeecoobee 27d ago

The 1st guy to complete all courses is now legally blind if I remember correctly. He wasnt at the time obviously but he was impaired. I forgot why he went blind.

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u/IamIronBeagle 27d ago

We watched every episode of American ninja warrior for a few seasons, and there was one person we always rooted for, because he's from the same small town that my mom is from.

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u/ImitationRicFlair 27d ago

My wife and I watched the American show, until two guys won and they decided only the fastest guy was the real winner. If both men beat the course, both men achieved total victory. Telling one guy he actually lost because he wasn't fast enough was bullshit.

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u/lolroflpwnt 27d ago

G4tv has a tiktok. Adam Sessler and Kevin Peirera reign Supreme.

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u/ohnomoto450 27d ago

You already edited but I do recall a firefighter as recurring contestant. Either og ninja warrior or the very beginning of American ninja warrior when I still watched.

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u/Drop-acid-not-bombs 27d ago

I got my great grandparents into that show when I was a kid. Really fond memories of us all sitting around the tv watching a show we couldn’t really understand but enjoyed it nonetheless

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u/JamieFrasersKilt 27d ago

Everyone forgets the other guy who always did it, and almost won the thing several times: Shingo Yamamoto, gas station manager 🥺 he and Nagano were my faves lol. The old NW was amazing!!

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u/yawya 27d ago

I prefer Most Extreme Elimination Challenge

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u/Significant_Gas1247 27d ago

Nagano was my favorite. Did you ever watch unbeatable banzuke? That was also on g4 back then and I loved it.

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u/dubschloss 27d ago

The Octopus Man as well!

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u/MaveInfinite 27d ago

I miss G4.

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth 27d ago

Same I remember watching it on G4 during like daytime TV, good times

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u/AnotherBadPlayer 27d ago

Fond memories of Olivia Munn being the hottest

https://youtu.be/Bt6TF-DsZXU

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u/sadisticrhydon 27d ago

A crab fisherman at that. There were also a couple of ripped firefighters too; I recall because the announcer would say something about being 3% body fat.

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u/Banana42 27d ago

No there was definitely a firefighter. I want to say he won, but I can't say for certain. He definitely made it to stage 4 a couple times, where they just gotta climb the rope. There was also a gas station attendant that competed in several series, he was my favorite

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u/SurvivorContestantML 27d ago

JAMPING SPAIDA!

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u/runningraider13 27d ago

There was also a fan favorite firefighter that came back btw

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u/dwaynethetoothfairy 27d ago

It’s all about MXC

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u/Bloatedbeaner 27d ago

The fisherman !!!!! Yes

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u/lostinorion 27d ago

I used to loved Ninja Warrior (and G4tv in general) in high school. And somehow I still very clearly remember who you’re talking about although I can’t think of the name right away

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u/_Abigbushybeard_ 27d ago

Nah you weren't wrong! The fisherman was the grand champ I believe but one of the 2nd or 3rd most consistent behind him was definitely a firefighter.

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u/TulkasRouser 27d ago

Oh man, G4TV. Remember getting video game tips off the TV. Getting kicked off the internet when mom used the phone. Some nostalgia there, wasn’t even all that long ago.

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u/theoctohat 27d ago

There was a firefighter that was popular too, Takeda Toshihiro

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u/bri3000 27d ago

There was a firefighter and that mechanic that both did realky well. Oh, and that wee gymnast! Nagano was the bomb! The US version of this show sucks so bad.

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u/paranoidandroid11 27d ago

Wasn't the show on G4 MXC? With the voice overs.

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u/TheNewReditorInTown 27d ago

This reminds of that japanese mock game show called Do t Get Eliminated I believe and that was a pretty interesting and hilarious show for sure

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u/Manticore416 27d ago

I love gameshows, but I dont watch many because so many of them have to sell the contestants as somehow deserving the prize because their grandma sold her home to pay for their dogs gastric bypass. I dont care. And then, halfway through, they have to stop everything to show a video of their brother who is fighting commies in Uzbekistan and recently lost an eye protecting a preschool from terrorists saying something like, "Everything Ive done for this country will be worth it if you can eat that bowl of bees in 60 seconds and bring home the million dollars, as long as you dont accidentally eat the queen and lose it all. Youve got the whole US military fighting for you. You can do this."

I just want to watch her eat the damn bees. Or answer the trivia question, or drop the ball or whatever. I dont need all the bs. Every hour long gameshow woyld be a great 20 minutes if not padded so much.

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u/foreignsky 27d ago

The old dude with the octopus outfit was my favorite. I loved how many people just did Japanese Ninja Warrior as a gag.

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u/ScaryPantsu 27d ago

No no, there was definitely a firefighter. I distinctly remember him wearing orange pants each time he competed.

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u/sturmhauke 27d ago

There was a firefighter who came back a few times, but he wasn't one of the elite ninjas.

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u/RedGreenWembley 27d ago

I won't watch American Ninja Warrior without a fast-forward option

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u/Cee_JPGR 27d ago

I absolutely loved Makoto Nagano. I’ve always remembered how humble and genuine he seemed, even all these years later.

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u/ilnir 26d ago

The firefighter guy was Toshihiro Takeda, another "all-star," like the gas station owner who built a replica of the hardest obstacles in his garage

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u/TheGlamorousWonkyApe 27d ago

That reminded me of the old Takeshi’s castle where they would get 100 contestants in this massive run at the start and would be left with 80. The next rounds would be a brief introduction and 5 seconds later they’re in a river .

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u/Cruise_cntrl 27d ago

Right you are, Ken

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u/jlees88 27d ago

American TV ruined Ninja Warrior. It used be a respected yearly event in on a mountain in Japan and now it has become a laughably bad “reality” show.

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u/JokerGH23 27d ago

Actually the original Japanese ninja warrior still runs yearly its called "Sasuke"

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u/GavinTheAlmighty 27d ago

I understand the need to have personalities among the contestants, so the viewer has something to root for and a reason to keep watching, but it just got...old. Nothing about the show ever seemed to change, and the backstories had the opposite effect for me; seeing some of the built-up competitors over the years and watching them age out of competition was kind of sad. Like you could tell they'd worked really hard, and it was just all for naught. I remember watching a piece about Brian Arnold and how he apparently quit his job to train for the show. That is WILD.

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u/Inochimaru 27d ago

I remember watching this in japanese at 4am as a kid

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u/soulreaverdan 27d ago

Gotta love the folks who showed up as these over the top characters or in weird costumes just to clearly have a good time and make fools of themselves for a laugh.

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u/bandti45 27d ago

This is the way.

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u/twistedeye 27d ago

That was when it was good. I hate the new version of the show.

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u/DuckedUpWall 27d ago

There were a couple random people they'd really focus on, but it was ~5/100. The incredibly timid guy who made models of the course. The guy who completed the course back in 2002 or something but was slowly going blind.

But yeah, way more watchable.

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u/hypnodrew 27d ago

I've never described a comment as having pacing before, but this one has wonderful pacing

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u/Jot-The-Jawa 27d ago

Those fishermen were the ones to watch out for. But I always loved Mr. Octopus

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u/UncleIrohsPimpHand 27d ago

Much more like MXC than the fucking plinko game that they turned into sob stories.

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u/mercmouth1 27d ago

You ever watched MXC on Spike TV?

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u/Affectionate-Lime-24 27d ago

I always rooted for "gas station attendant" guy.

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u/Maybeyesmaybeno 27d ago

This was the sheer joy of MXC. I loved an insane one sentence backstory, a yell, and then a face full of swamp water.

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u/MNsquatch777 27d ago

That's how the American version should of have been.

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u/billyvray 27d ago

I prefer the original Japanese series that would come on late at night- before it ever became popular here. Pure madness. No fluff.

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u/Signal_Iron_5634 27d ago

American Gladiator is where its at!

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u/CTeam19 27d ago

I miss it.

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u/Hartastic 27d ago

The legit Japanese version of the show was so much better. I just love the (presumed) do-not-give-a-fuck-about-ratings-ness of it. We made the course too hard and all 100 people were eliminated by stage 1 this year? Too bad, get better for next year and we're gonna make that obstacle that wiped out 90 of you harder next time.

It's basically Dark Souls with people and water obstacles.

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u/candlehand 27d ago

I love the OG, can't stand the American version.

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u/Rockcopter 27d ago edited 27d ago

That's why Most Extreme Elimination Challenge was the best thing that ever happened to television. Announcers are like "...right you are, Guy. Here's Monica Kirkpatrick, she's a rodeo clown from Danang, Vietnam and she loves long walks on the freeway!" Girl comes up to the starting position, yells something dubbed, like, "Ducks are better than chickens!" and then she's punctured a lung, on to the next. I could watch that shit forever.

Jackass, too. I miss those boys.

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u/Vio_ 27d ago

American Gladiators had contestants crank through like 6?! events in 30 minutes.

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u/Praiseholyenarc 27d ago

I always found the American format confusing as hell. I have no idea how far they are in the competition. Havent seen a single episode of mt midoriama or whatever. Wasn't that the whole point???

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u/GundamMaker 27d ago

Should just go ahead and turn it into "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge" like Spike TV had way back

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u/DizzyAV 27d ago

So like MXC?