r/AskReddit 28d ago

What is a super popular TV show or movie that you can’t stand?

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u/midnightfury4584 28d ago

Right. I don’t understand how high school could be that dramatic.

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u/LoginForMyPorn 28d ago

It's like they crank the world up to eleven.

Archie goes to juvie. "Okay, what's that like?" "I don't know. Jail for kids?" "Okay, fine. So prisoner abuse and secret fight clubs and riots, check"

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u/buffafboii 27d ago

"I dropped out of school in the second grade, to sell drugs to support my nana" "Then you've never experienced the epic triumphs and defeats, highs and lows of high school football"

Actual dioulouge from the show.

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u/A_Flamboyant_Warlock 27d ago

I dropped out of school in the second grade, to sell drugs

Who the fuck is buying drugs from a 7 year old? Who the fuck is trusting a 7 year old to sell their drugs? Like, you know if that was actually a thing, the first thing that would happen is that kid gets punched out and robbed.

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u/ibiji 27d ago

The op got it wrong, it’s actually 4th grade. Not that buying drugs from a 9 year old is much better.

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u/JakeArvizu 27d ago edited 27d ago

To be fair in some neighborhoods they legitimately have young kids in the drug game. Usually not actually selling but lookouts, fetching the drugs etc. Look up the story of a kid named "Yummy". A gangster disciple from Chicago in the 90s who they had do a hit then they murdered him when they realized yeah probably not a good idea to trust the reliability of a 10 year old to commit a murder.

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u/Asiatic_Static 27d ago

"Hey baby...stop selling weed you got your whole life ahead of you"

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u/MerryUncakedayToMe 27d ago

I would assume they're selling kool-ade powder mixed with sugar tbh

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u/davesy69 27d ago

I'd steal his haribo.

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u/Wonderful_Revenue_14 27d ago

I used to sell weed in 4th grade. Like, legitimate amounts. Usually around an oz a week. Hard drug whole sellers care even less about how old you are than weed wholesale guys when you've got cash on hand.

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u/NoGiNoProblem 27d ago

Fuckin Kenard, man.

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u/rlnrlnrln 27d ago

Yeah, kids that age have no quality sense.

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u/TributeToStupidity 27d ago

Dave Chapelle

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u/midnightfury4584 27d ago

“Hey baby! Go home, man! It’s 3 o’clock in the morning! What the fuck you doing out here?!”

“I’m selling weed, n****!”

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u/Picklepicklepiii 27d ago

Alot of drug dealers does this. Kid is just doing the transfer of dope and money. Gets caught and dont rly Get a harsh punishment. While the real drug dealer goes free

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u/FormerGameDev 27d ago

In middle school, we had a kid expelled when his locker was found to be absolutely loaded with weed and cocaine.

In a 400 person community.

I don't know that anyone ever figured out how the hell kid got all that, but he was def trafficking.

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u/I_Am_Ironman_AMA 27d ago

You might want to sit down...

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u/bigkeef69 27d ago

Shiiiit, id sell him my "tums brand" double stack beans for $10 a piece 🤣

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u/Aphrasia88 27d ago

Eh. It used to be big in the 90’s...not as much now. Kids without families sometimes were recruited into gangs this way so that they could provide for themselves and have some semblance of safety. The police also weren’t as concerned with kids cases in some boroughs then.

Source is anecdotal from the Bronx. I’m not saying that this was extremely common. It wasn’t. But it DID happen.