r/AskReddit 22d ago

People who have objected at weddings, why?

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u/48pieces 22d ago

Not me, but I once went to a wedding where the groom's grandmother vehemently protested to the wedding because she thought her grandson was her long-dead husband, marrying someone else. She has dementia, and in her defense the groom really does bare a strong resemblance to his grandfather.

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u/jereflea1024 22d ago

that's so sad :(

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u/LegitimateDonkey3274 22d ago

Holy fuck how did everyone react?

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u/fartssmellgreat 22d ago

Haha, oh grandma… your husband is dead!

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u/Weebis_96 22d ago

You wrong for that one lmao

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u/48pieces 21d ago

It was sad and awkward, but also kind of hilarious... The grandmother kept referring to the bride as "kalju kuikelo" (roughly translates to "bald beanbole" which doesn't sound nearly as funny as the og Finnish), because she was tall, skinny and had an undercut. We did have quite a laugh about it later at the reception after the grandmother had retired for the evening.

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u/gfberning 21d ago

I don’t know, calling the bride a bald beanpole is plenty funny to me.

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u/platinum001 21d ago

Now I’m really curious to see the brides hairstyle

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u/Villageidiot1984 22d ago

That would put a damper on the festivities… poor lady :(

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u/Boga11 22d ago

especially when she flashed her grandson at the altar.

"GRANNY, put those away, we're in CHURCH!!"

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u/Clipz_Prism 22d ago

That's, like, so wholesome yet so unwholesome.

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u/sammydinosaurking 22d ago

always wanted to do that so when i was a kid i did ....they continiued with the wedding ...because i was just a child

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u/pointing-at-flipflop 22d ago

That's gotta be some real late night cringe fuel

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u/Jack1715 21d ago

It’s like when you went in the drive thru as a kid they would ignore you

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u/CrotchWolf 22d ago edited 22d ago

I objected at a cousin's wedding because I didn't want to be the ring bearer anymore when I found out I wasn't allowed to act like a bear.

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u/Funandgeeky 22d ago

“RingbearER!”

“Ringbear”

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u/KingBenjamin97 22d ago

Will there or will there not be a wild animal at our wedding?

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u/Nauticalfish200 22d ago

Wow. Whoever didn't let you act like a bear sucks

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u/CrotchWolf 22d ago

That was my mom lol.

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u/SallyJane5555 22d ago

Name checks out.

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u/a_green_apple 22d ago

What a bearzilla

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u/CrotchWolf 22d ago

Rawr! 🐻

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u/T3CHN04807 22d ago

Oh no. Oh NO. OH NO. YOU SUMMONED THE REDDIT DEMON, DESTROYER OF EMOJIS. TAKE COVER!

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u/Boga11 22d ago

i love this! take m free award!!

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u/CrotchWolf 22d ago

Thanks kind stranger.

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u/Boga11 22d ago

i am still picturing a little dude in a tuxedo, with the pillow clamped in his mouth, walking down the aisle on all fours, growling. I'm going to get married just so i can do this for myself lmao.

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u/natemamate 22d ago

Who are you? Gibby?

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u/liquidio 22d ago edited 22d ago

Sorry boring answer here - in the UK, it is a legal requirement to be able to object at a wedding.

It’s not because dear old mum really hates her little Tarquin marrying Big Stace the Stripper.

It’s intended to provide space for legal objections - the groom is a bigamist, the bride is not of legal age etc. So it almost never happens (except as a joke) because this kind of thing is vanishingly rare.

But way back when, before the interweb and horseless carriages, it was more common. If you didn’t like you life, you could vanish and start a new one or two towns over.

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u/emopest 22d ago

In Sweden both parts have to send their papers to the tax office to make sure that nothing legally stops them from marrying each other (age, already married or being closely related). When the agency has approved, you have four months to get married before you need to renew the permit.

So they stop this kind of situation from arising at all.

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u/Solaris-Scutum 22d ago

We have that in the UK too.

But guess what? People fake identities, steal identities, give false statements etc. so there has to be a legal requirement for an objection period during the legal exchange of vows.

Shove that up your superior Scandi arse. What you thought you were the only country with a marriage licence system?

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u/emopest 22d ago edited 21d ago

Why so aggressive?

Of course I don't think that Sweden isn't the only country with such a system in place, don't be absurd. They way I read the comment I replied to I got the impression that the case might different in UK though. I wouldn't know, as I have never gotten married there, nor do I plan to.

What I think happens in Sweden is basically this: you ask Skatteverket (the Tax Agency) to check your social security number in their systems. That's it. No space to give false statements. If you fake or steal identities, you have much bigger problems and the marriage would (I suppose) be nullified.

This system replaced the previous one, called lysning, where the upcoming marriage was announced in church three Sundays in a row to give the congregation a chance to object to the marriage. So even back when someone might stand up in church and proclaim "I object!" it was done long before the actual wedding.

Edit: a word

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/jaredsparks 22d ago

In what states can a simple "I object " stop a wedding? Never heard of that and I have my doubts.

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u/muffinhead2580 22d ago

None, because op made it up.

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u/zerogee616 22d ago

It's not anything legal as much as it is a vestigial custom from frontier times when you could have another wife in the next town over and you can get away with it/nobody could really officially verify your status as an eligible bachelor other than someone knowing you're already married.

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u/jaredsparks 22d ago

I am a justice of the peace and a lawyer here in the U.S. I am familiar with the general concept. But not with the notion that an objection would legally prevent the wedding from continuing.

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u/Solaris-Scutum 22d ago

He made it up.

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u/InternationalText811 22d ago

Source? “I made it up.”

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u/hawaiianfreak 22d ago

I remember seeing a big guy objecting to the wedding. He stated that the groom was only marrying her so he could get a title. Surprisingly to all of us, the bride changed her mind and went for the other guy. It blew my mind when a talking donkey riding a dragon flew into the church and ate the groom.

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u/vinicitus 22d ago

Crazy story, well now I'm a believer!

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u/Sk8thunder 22d ago

"They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

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u/Youre_late_for_tea 22d ago

I understood that reference.

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u/charlie_wonka 22d ago

I've seen the wedding too. Somehow I had a feeling that it wouldn't go well, right from the very start of the wedding preparations. From what I hear, the bride-to-be was sighted to be pensively staring at her wedding cake with a tinge of sadness. And when I saw a strange silhouette flashing on the church window, sort of like a donkey, I just knew the marriage wasn't going to happen.

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u/hawaiianfreak 22d ago

I felt the same. It all felt forced. I do have to say, that transformation that bride pulled off was shocking but fantastic in the end. Glad we all got invited to the other wedding and reception. A lot more lively and heartwarming. That donkey killed it on vocals at the party!

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u/Eri_Misora-Fujoshi 22d ago

That was a good one XD

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u/AreUKiddingMehOMG 22d ago

had us in the first half, ngl

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u/-MazeMaker- 22d ago

Hey, now

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u/nothingspecialva 22d ago

The catering bill was outrageous

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u/TheSouthernGentlman 22d ago

Reasonable reaction

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u/vgm1337 22d ago

Do you guys pay for catering as a guest?

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u/jellando 22d ago

The gift is supposed to even the costs out for the hosts.

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u/funk_truck 22d ago

Where do you live? I’ve never heard of this. Parents who pay for weddings aren’t keeping cash gifts and most weddings have gift registries. Cash requests usually go towards specific things like honeymoons.

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u/niamhweking 22d ago

It's a newish thing. People arent often sure how much to gift (UK and Ireland for example don't tend to do wedding gift lists) so it tends to be cash gifts, people dont know so it's a guideline people invented.

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

In Greek culture our gifts are usually cash and are supposed to equal the cost of the plate plus like $50 or something like that.

If there's a registry we'll often get you something off of that plus cash on the day of the wedding.

Obviously it's not set in stone. If it's some ridiculously expensive $500/person wedding we aren't giving you $550/person as a gift, but we'll toss you like $200/person or something like that.

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u/Allaboutduhmoney 22d ago edited 22d ago

Cause my would have been step dad hit me a lot

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u/LegitimateDonkey3274 22d ago

Damn, if u don’t mind sharing, what did u say and how did everyone react?

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u/Allaboutduhmoney 22d ago

The lady claimed I was her son so an employee would leave and I told them I wasn’t. Security had to come over and the lady got banned from Walmart.

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u/LegitimateDonkey3274 22d ago

Huh 🗿

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u/Allaboutduhmoney 22d ago

🤷‍♂️ some people take things too far

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u/Hieremias 22d ago

Why is this question even asked at weddings? We didn't ask it at ours.

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u/jdward01 22d ago

But is there a reason it wasn't asked at yours?

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u/Hieremias 22d ago

We wrote pretty much our whole ceremony and just didn't include it. What is the point of asking?

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u/MoxEmerald 22d ago

(A complete silence but then ... THE DOORS BUST OPEN WITH WHAT IS CLEARLY A FOLEY EFFECT)

"WAAAAITTT. I LOVE YOU STACEY!!!"

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u/markth_wi 22d ago

As Michael and Audrey look on in a confused gaze as to why you would fuck up their wedding.

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u/AJRgamer 21d ago

My dad did my cousins wedding and the groom said to ask it because he’s always wanted that in his wedding because he thought it was cool.

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

Historically, it's "are they related, is one already married, or is the wedding otherwise illegal?" and was not a last minute "but I love you more, please come back" thing.

Traditions die slowly, even when it's all taken care of before the day.

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u/SappySoulTaker 22d ago

Probably because they didn't care if people objected.

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u/AlliedSalad 22d ago edited 22d ago

It used to be to allow anyone to object if they knew any legal grounds why the marriage should not proceed. It was (and maybe still is?) law in the UK for wedding ceremonies to include this question in the hopes of avoiding unpleasant surprises and/or legal entanglements for either party down the line.

The question carried over to the US as a matter of tradition, but few states if any ever actually adopted a similar law; so it's becoming increasingly rare as it's now assumed you should really do your vetting well before the wedding day.

This question was also not asked when my wife and I were married.

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u/behold_the_castrato 22d ago

Then what is the purpose of the “*let him speak now, or forever hold his peace” part?

Surely if the legal reasons would be ground for annulment, after the conclusion would be better than never.

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u/Sirnando138 22d ago

It’s not anymore, really. It’s just in movies and tv these days.

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u/VickieLol64 22d ago

Not true

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

It's certainly not common.

Source: Have been to ~15 weddings in the last 3 years. Not once has it been asked.

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u/grenlick33 22d ago

I have been to about the same amount of weddings in that amount of time and I have heard the question at every single one that was held in a church.

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

Do you live in the UK? Because apparently in the UK it's a legal requirement.

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u/grenlick33 22d ago

I live in the United States.

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

Every single one? Ok, that's a lie. In the last 3 years I've been to catholic weddings, a protestant wedding, eastern orthodox weddings, an indian wedding, a couple non-religious weddings, and a bunch of jewish weddings. These weddings were held in New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, California, Delaware, Pennsylvania, Vermont, Ohio, and the Bahamas. That question was never asked.

Edit: Oh, and Massachusetts. One wedding was just outside Boston.

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u/grenlick33 22d ago

Listen, I don't know how many times I have to say this, but the 15 weddings that you have been to over the past 3 years are in no way representative of what is common or uncommon at weddings. You trying to list your bona fides of why you think they are just make you look even more pathetic.

There are ~2.5 million weddings per year in the United States. So over the last 3 years, there have been about 7.5 million weddings and you have attended .000002% of them.

I say again, get over yourself. This is fucking embarrassing.

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u/Elaremal 22d ago edited 22d ago

how about the ~100 weddings I've been to in my lifetime?

And how about all the other people in the comments that have the same experience as I do?

And do you understand statistics at all? You only need to look at a sample of a population to be able to draw a conclusion. ~100 weddings from nearly every major religion and/or culture that you will find in the united states is a pretty damn good sample to be able to draw the conclusion that in modern times it is very VERY unlikely that you will hear that phrase uttered, especially when you understand that it used to be an important part of a specific type of christian marriage ceremony, not even all of them, and that in modern times with all of the other requirements that a couple needs to go through to get married in the church the question has become redundant and irrelevant so the vast majority of ministers just leave it out.

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u/VickieLol64 22d ago

And?, it still exists

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

No one ever said it absolutely positively does not exist, just that it doesn't REALLY exist anymore because it's so uncommon.

Reading comprehension. It's a magical thing.

Here's an example. Do Ford Model T's still exist? Not really. If you get super lucky you might find one abandoned in a farm somewhere, but for the most part they only really exist in museums nowadays. Same shit with this. Most people will only ever see this question asked in movies or on TV.

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u/VickieLol64 22d ago

I understand comprehension very well.

Whether it is uncommon, it exists. Your example does not apply in this case. In your World it does not exist.

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u/grenlick33 22d ago

Don't worry, it isn't as uncommon as this person is insisting it is. I have definitely heard this question asked on multiple occasions, the last one being a wedding I attended less than 2 weeks ago.

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u/VickieLol64 21d ago

Thank you..

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u/Elaremal 22d ago

Was literally at a wedding 3 days ago. It wasn't asked.

I've got 3 more this year. I'll let you know if it gets asked. Hint: It probably won't.

Oh and uhhh I'm FAR from the only person that's never or very rarely heard this asked.

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u/grenlick33 22d ago

It's kind of sad how much you insist that your anecdotal experiences are somehow representative of all weddings. Get over yourself.

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u/VickieLol64 22d ago edited 21d ago

We agree to differ

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u/zerogee616 22d ago

It wouldn't be Reddit without "well-akctyually" insufferable pedantry and contrarianism to make yourself think you're smarter than everyone else

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u/MMantis90 22d ago

Good analogy

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u/ctnguy 22d ago

It is part of the wedding service of the Church of England, and several other Protestant churches (not sure about Catholics) so it’s become a kind of cultural meme.

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u/Millsy419 22d ago

Same, our officiant said "anyone who objects to this union shh"

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u/Electronic-Chef-5487 22d ago

It was said at ours, we just used a boilerplate speech suggested by the officiant and didn't bother taking that part out (covid elopement, if it had been a wedding with guests we probably would have personalized it more.) I thought someone had said that it was legally necessary but I could have been confused, either way I knew our two witnesses weren't going to cause shit so meh. (I'm in Canada, laws could be different here too.)

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u/Hieremias 22d ago

I'm in Canada too, it is definitely not a legal requirement. There are no legal requirements about the ceremony--you don't even need a ceremony at all. You just need someone with a marriage license and two witnesses to sign a paper.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago edited 22d ago

Nowadays, I've heard couples will often ask people to either say it in private way before the wedding date or not to do it at all. It can essentially ruin the big moment.

Edit: I should clarify this is just the reasoning I've heard from others who had weddings

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u/VickieLol64 22d ago

Still necessary. Ruin or save ?

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u/Unlucky-Pomegranate3 22d ago

I believe it’s because a traditional part of the marriage ceremony is to encourage the community (guests) to support the marriage of the young couple. Giving them a chance to object establishes a vested interest.

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u/Hrnghekth 22d ago

I'm pretty sure this only happens in movies and TV but if there are real answers I definitely want to read through them.

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u/TryNotToBridezilla 22d ago

I literally came here for that and there’s nothing!

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u/BlueGem79 22d ago

I just go to weddings for the cheap thrill of it and say "objection your honor" and leave.

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u/Millsy419 22d ago

Used to be that if someone objected you legally couldn't marry that day. I imagine you'd have quite the lynch mob if that was still the case.

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u/The_sad_zebra 22d ago

Still that way in some jurisdictions.

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u/Millsy419 22d ago

I know when my sister and Brother-in-law got married it was. I had to explain to my one dickhead friend what would happen if he did that at their wedding. When I got married a few years later it wasn't anymore.

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u/Steam-Crow 22d ago

Just the couldn't marry that day part, I hope.

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u/jaredsparks 22d ago

Where? Please be specific.

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u/Alive_Mixture8255 22d ago

Shrek wanted to marry the princess because short markiplier didn’t run across the globe for her

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/blathers_enthusiast 22d ago

Yeah

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/blathers_enthusiast 22d ago

What happened?

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/blathers_enthusiast 21d ago

I'm sorry. That must have been hard

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/blathers_enthusiast 21d ago

I apologize for being nosy

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u/Harvard-23 22d ago

The ultimate I object was the movie the Graduate.

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u/I_Use_Emojis 22d ago

I'll let you know if my roommate ends up going through with the wedding 🙄

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u/Eri_Misora-Fujoshi 22d ago

My mother herself would have made it at her wedding... Just because the guy asked if she's being forced to it. "Yeah, my mother want me to marry this man that looks like a rat in order to me and my family immigrate to a better county."

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u/PhreedomPhighter 22d ago

Because it was hilarious that I would do that since I was the officiant.

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u/Kevo2525 22d ago

Because she was supposed to end up with me man 😢😂

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u/PhoenixCosmos 22d ago

Bruh

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u/Kevo2525 22d ago

It’s a joke homie

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u/Dandalfini 22d ago

I have no objection, but I have not yet kissed the bride. It is a custom, and my royal right!

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u/KitchenSwillForPigs 22d ago

Rrrrroyal rrrrright

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u/CollegeAssDiscoDorm 22d ago

juuuuussssst kiiiiidddinnnnnnngggg

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u/thoselusciouslips 22d ago

Fun fact: wedding banns would have served the purpose of getting objections out prior to the ceremony but are less common now.

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u/WeSoFluffy 22d ago

Why not?

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u/Boga11 22d ago

because I'm a bitter asshole who hates the happiness of others. Oh, WEDDINGS, never mind

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u/Freedumless 22d ago

Brent Faiyaz once said "Darling, I don't wish you well When you ain't with me, I want you crying" and I stand by it.

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u/JokicFanClub 22d ago

The dude from the Mummy movie said this?

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u/ganggang242 22d ago

If anyone says anything other then because im a selfish asshole they are a liar......except the kind being abused, hes a fuckin boss!