r/AskReddit • u/elkresurgence • Jul 17 '12

which famous person needs to come out already?

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u/AssumeTheFetal Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/undercover_apple Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/HITMAN616 Jul 17 '12 edited Jul 17 '12

Nicole Kidman's ex-husband: Tom Cruise

Edit: derp

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

AKA Cruisin'Tom

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u/bongozap Jul 17 '12

I was going to say Lindsey Graham.

Then I thought about John Travolta.

In the end I decided on Tom Cruise.

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u/mickeyquicknumbers Jul 17 '12

I'm confused. When were Gwyneth Paltrow and Tom Cruise ever married?

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u/EnragedTurtle Jul 17 '12

I think you mean Nicole Kidman's ex-husband

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u/VenerableTyrant Jul 17 '12

Tom Kruse

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u/vheissu417 Jul 17 '12

i just watched a hoverround commercial during The Price Is Right

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u/ANAL_PLUNDERING Jul 17 '12

When I watched The Price Is Right I found out I had diabeetus.

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u/simplezzz Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

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u/jswiss88 Jul 17 '12

How has not a single person said Tom Cruise yet?

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u/Monkthemonkey Jul 17 '12

Cruise, Tom Cruise

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u/ri7ani Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

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u/a-Centauri Jul 17 '12

did anyone mention Tom Cruise?

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u/priorit Jul 17 '12

¿Oye, alguien no ha mencionado el Tom Cruise?

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u/goodintent Jul 17 '12

Ben, Tom Cruise pourrait être homo, no?

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u/fluffyponyza Jul 17 '12

Het iemend Tom Cruise gemeld?

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u/flame2point0 Jul 17 '12

من هم الجحيم هو توم كروز؟

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u/Whazzits Jul 17 '12

誰もがトム·クルーズを言及しましたか？

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u/Jugglernaut Jul 18 '12

Har någon nämnt Tom Cruise?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

I heard Tom Cruise needs to come out?

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u/Spooky_Electric Jul 17 '12

You might be right. I believe Tom Cruise needs to come out. But we all have our different opinions.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Don't forget ǝsınɹɔ ɯoʇ

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u/C-Sure Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise rides the short bus

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u/Shucks88 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/ewrs Jul 17 '12

The actor who played Maverick in Top Gun is without a doubt a flaming homosexual.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

I think I saw his name somewhere. It was near the bottom though.

Edit: Tom Cruise.

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u/AAlexanderK Jul 17 '12

No I think you are the first.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

I think so, but I'm not sure. Probably not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

I'm pretty sure nobody has said Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

But he's such a maverick.

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u/rachelkv Jul 17 '12

Where does John Travolta fit in?

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u/HypedOnTheMic Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/saturatedtowel Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/bo_knows Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

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u/Y0USER Jul 17 '12

Tome Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Disco Ba...

I mean Tom Cruise.

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u/BerateBirthers Jul 17 '12

Thomas Cruise Mapother IV aka Tom Cruise

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u/shadankium Jul 17 '12

Came here to say this.

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u/Blackchin Jul 17 '12

Ethan Hawke

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u/mstrymxer Jul 17 '12

that must have been a typo....did you mean Tom Cruise?

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u/disreverse Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/Omeya Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/SirDiego Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '12

I did my best to find a random Tom Cruise comment to reply to.

Tom Cruise.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '12

Love that band

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u/ablatner Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/Funnyguy17 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/Juus Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/Pantalooney Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/swegleitner Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/pheNam2000 Jul 17 '12

Cruise, Tom

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u/red321red321 Jul 17 '12

trapped in the closet

now you in the closet too

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u/AlmostUnder Jul 17 '12

AND I PULLED OUT MY GUN

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u/jsellout Jul 17 '12

I feel really safe in heeyuh, ohmagahhd

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u/Juus Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/IYKWIM_AITYD Jul 17 '12

The aquasatanic love child of Pablo Cruise and Tom Servo - Tom Cruise.

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u/Bk7 Jul 17 '12

To reach the end and actually continue the thread is trophy worthy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Com Truise.

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u/notsostarvingartist Jul 17 '12

Came here expecting Tom Cruise as top post, was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

sigh upvote... upvote... upvote... upvote...

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u/rbuicki Jul 17 '12

Cruise Tom.

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u/HilariousScreenname Jul 17 '12

DAE Tom Cruise?

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u/zEncLave Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/NotBlack2468 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Tom "Dickbutt" Cruise

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u/heyrebel Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/Infinitron Jul 18 '12

Com Truise. Look him up. It's like being in 80s space.

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u/Mr_B_86 Jul 18 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/this_is_notmyopinion Jul 17 '12

You Sir, are responsible for this mess.

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u/AssumeTheFetal Jul 17 '12

Oh god. Im so sorry.

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u/nicholaswright4021 Jul 17 '12

Shh shh shhh, hush now, child.

Don't be. Don't you be sorry for this wonderful thing you have created

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Just to add to this - apparently it's super well known in Hollywood that he's gay. My mum used to work in the tv industry in the UK and her best friend for a while worked at a lot of the big things (he wrote the script for the Brit awards a few years in a row, he helped Produce them as well - that kind of thing) and he claims that at an afterparty for something or other, he saw "overwhelming evidence" and that "absolutely no one was shocked".

TL;DR: Tom Cruise

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u/tunyfish Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/Diatom67 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/dydxexisex Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/Thorin07 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/Hyper1on Jul 17 '12

This is where it all began...

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u/whowantstogo Jul 17 '12

Is there anyone other than tom cruise?

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u/Aspel Jul 17 '12

Is it too late to jump on the karma train?

Because I'm going to go against the grain and say Tom Cruise.

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u/Rob_0831 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/hawkyyy Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Who's that Scientologist guy, tom something i think, anyway he should come out

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u/joelhawkins Jul 17 '12

"Show.... me.... the money."

I get it now!

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

YOUR CHALLENGE, REDDITORS:

find the "Matt Damon"

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u/davdev Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/wood_or_wire Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/mdopoiex1 Jul 17 '12

tom cruise is gay.

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u/BlkVooDoo Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/the_scriptic Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/Luger48 Jul 17 '12

That guy in Top Gun with the nice hair

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u/Durka-Durka Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/banditandrew Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/reneepussman Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/inotroll Jul 17 '12

But....but.... Op is a fag right, what is happening right now. Hivemind edit: you can't handle the Cruise

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u/hansel4150 Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/ninjahatchet Jul 17 '12

Tom cruise

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u/some_body_else Jul 17 '12 edited Jul 17 '12

I had a gay male boss that claimed to have given Tom Cruise a blowjob.

Edited for grammar. I think I got it right this time.

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u/McTavisch Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/MrNicholasCage Jul 17 '12

The guy that was in Mission Impossible

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u/HptmAkira Jul 17 '12

Com Truise.... Wait, fuck.

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u/bmoney1492 Jul 17 '12

T...Tom....Tom cruise?

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u/izrvnar Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/iama_em Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/i_am_moon Jul 17 '12

Chugga Chugga Chugga Tom Cru Cruuuuise

...all aboard the karma express...

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u/ablatner Jul 17 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/raziphel Jul 17 '12

But it's nice in here.

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