r/AskReddit • u/elkresurgence • Jul 17 '12

which famous person needs to come out already?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Guys, guys, guys, let's stop this circlejerk.

...is something Tom Cruise would never say

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u/irishgeologist Jul 17 '12

You delicious bastard.
(Tom Cruise)

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u/Ciaran54 Jul 19 '12

Tom Cruise?

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u/Roger_Dorn Jul 23 '12

Tom Cruise

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '12

Found this little ditty scrolling too far down the comments. You deserve better, chum.

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u/Eskaban Jul 17 '12

You had a perfect 333 upvote score that I almost didn't want to ruin, but I did.

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u/Vinnie497 Jul 17 '12

Now see if you had just said Tom Cruise like the rest of you you would've received 10x the karma.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

omg. it took me ten full seconds to fully appreciate the genius of this comment. that's like...layers, dude.

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u/Im_Tom_Cruise Jul 18 '12

Guys, guys, guys, let's stop this circlejerk.

There, I said it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

No way it's really you...prove it by posting a pic of your most recent Thetan reading and the cryogenically frozen head of L Ron Hubbard you keep on your bookshelf

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u/food_bag Jul 18 '12

Searched for Tom Cruise and found this. Upvoted 10/10 would fap again./

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u/ImTomCruise Jul 18 '12

Wrong, i said that many times before.. And three times in my upcoming move

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '12

He would also be more than willing to show you where the wild Goose goes.

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u/Ticker_Granite Oct 27 '12

But "I'm gay" should be.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '12

Collective Consciousness in the work.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

Tom Cruise.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '12

tom cruise