r/BollyBlindsNGossip Aug 17 '22

It was Ranbir who drunk dailed Katrina! Ranbir - Alia ka Marad ∞8∞

Alia being the best girlfriend ever just took the blame. Probably Katrina didn't even pick the phone so they got really butt hurt and clarified it was alia and karan who was drunk and watching stars.

Ranbir watching stars and calling katrina on the night of her wedding is more believable.

RANBIR REALLY REALLY LOVED KATRINA. Its all in his eye. He just settled for Alia. Ranbir knows Katrina from A to Z. It didn't work out because Katrina can't handle Mamas boy, who is immature, lazy and drunk. Some men only realize how much a good woman means to them once the woman gives up on him. Katrina gave him so many chances. She tried to change him. She didn't feel jealous or anything even when Alia got closer to ranbir because she gave all her best and broke up.

Ranbir with his ego and laziness didn't see the value of katrina and her love. Instead he always tried to make fun of her.

After katrinas wedding alia realized that ranbir is still not over katrina. So she promised her a baby which none of her exs could give him. So in January ranbir proposed to her and now ranbir understood his faults and doenst want to repeat those mistakes he did with katrina. Because alia truly is obsessed with ranbir.

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u/xSunnyMalikx Aug 17 '22

This reads like some Twitter fan rant.

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u/MooseLeast5287 Conversation Initiator Aug 17 '22

probably a shipper who is not over the break up, hilarious read

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u/amigos19 Aug 18 '22

I agree I found the rant funny 😆

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u/Maverick0602 Aug 18 '22

OP seeing the comment section

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

You forgot to mention the part where he sang Channa Mereya before hitting up that dial button lol.

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u/tinashah6789 Aug 18 '22

I have never seen this gif lololol

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

just as a bewda is supposed to sing (action se toh sur ekdum anu malik jesa gata lag raha he lol 😂)...

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u/Complaint-Lower Proud Gossiper 🤙 Aug 18 '22

This started off as a funny joke but then OP got real serious real quick

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u/HardTune272 Aug 17 '22

"So she promised her a baby which none of her exs could give him." What does this even mean? His ex-GFs were infertile?

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u/seppukuAsPerKeikaku Aug 18 '22

Most probably didn't want to steal babies from hospitals. Looks bad

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u/ohnoped Aug 18 '22

Wasn’t there a rumor that Katrina was knocked up when she was with Ranbir Kapoor?

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u/stingggg14 Aug 18 '22

Hello ekta kapoor is this the script of your next film?

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u/dalandrice Chugli Gang Aug 18 '22

Aisi film chalegi bhi nahi. TV serial ka script lagta hai. Kasauti Bhagya Ki or something

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u/New_Psychology_3784 Aug 17 '22

OP you are in the wrong place this isn’t wattpad

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u/andhadhund Always /S 🤨 Aug 18 '22

Right? The lack of vampire fanfic did not deter OP

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u/deewanihaidekho Aug 18 '22

🤣🤣🤣

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u/humhaepyarmein Aug 18 '22

The OP has only 1 karma

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u/dalandrice Chugli Gang Aug 18 '22

Aren't there karma restrictions for creating posts on this sub??

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u/humhaepyarmein Aug 18 '22

Oh man I had forgotten about this. Mods can you tell how the person was able to post having 1 post karma and 22 comments karma? I can’t still post on the sub.

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u/Beginning-Badger-619 Aug 18 '22

Kya hai yeh? Kyun hai yeh?

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u/buzzybee2020 Aug 18 '22

What even is this!

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u/Jay9392803 Aug 17 '22

Wtf 🤣🤣 can people move on from this already. It’s been 6 years, everyone involved have moved on. We should too

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u/Slayit2018 Aug 18 '22

Lolz my first reaction was the same WTHF 😅 another level sh**

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u/LadyJaaJaa Armchair Analyst 👨🏻‍💻 Aug 18 '22

Who hurt you OP? Oh, ok RanKat breakup hurt you. And bad. They've moved on pretty strong, you should too.

Ridiculous! Absolutely ridiculous!

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u/BubbleTheTrouble Always /S 🤨 Aug 18 '22

Alia aur uska marad khush hai. Vicky aur uski luggai khush hai. Apan log bhi khush hai. OP, koi milaya phone shayad wish karna hoga. Itna sochote nhi chalo chill karo

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u/dalandrice Chugli Gang Aug 18 '22

Alia aur uska marad khush hai. Vicky aur uski luggai khush hai. Apan log bhi khush hai.

This!!! This!!! Hard facts which some stans can never digest

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u/BubbleTheTrouble Always /S 🤨 Aug 18 '22

Your username is my favorite food!! Bhook lag gyi 🤭

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u/chocoeffiel Aug 18 '22

this legit seems like a fanfic😂😂

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u/MooseLeast5287 Conversation Initiator Aug 17 '22

LMAO good attempt at fanfic, you should try AO3

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

What is AO3?

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u/MooseLeast5287 Conversation Initiator Aug 18 '22

Fanfic website. You will find these kind of stories there https://archiveofourown.org/

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Ok

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u/stingggg14 Aug 18 '22

Hello ekta kapoor is this the script of your next film?

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u/nutter_terminator Aug 18 '22

Jeez, chill out dude, these are ordinary humans. Please stop obsessing over them.

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u/Ok-Major2145 Aug 18 '22 edited Aug 18 '22

Bro this guy u are talking about is Romeo not Ranbir Kapoor 😂 Writing such things after all these years when both of them married and one of the couples are becoming parents really wonder me ....

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u/SnooPredilections587 Aug 18 '22

I must say, Twilight story was better than this!

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u/Zestyclose-Cicada280 Aug 18 '22

Please OP, are you 12?

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u/Savings_Emotion6140 Good Vibes 💓 Aug 18 '22

Theres drunk dialled and then there is ‘drunk typed’, this looks like the latter by a katrina fan.

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u/ayrus001 Aug 18 '22

Woah.. haha interesting to read!! Are you a fiction writer? Coz this is a good one OP 🙌🏻

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u/Warm_Buddy4420 Aug 18 '22

Wow! Don’t hurt yourself from reaching so far!

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u/Ambitious449 Aug 18 '22

Bhai Ranbir -Katrina move on ho gaye.Tu bhi ho ja.

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u/Beautiful-Newt1052 Aug 18 '22

Yes, this is true. He met Khatana Bhai when he heard about Kat's marriage and said "Mera dil nahi tutna chahiye Khatana Bhai."

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u/bumdiggybum2 Proud Gossiper 🤙 Aug 18 '22

Stop with this. Alia loves ranbir and even he loves her. Let them welcome they baby without this nonsense.

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u/Pristine-Car-850 Aug 18 '22

Kaun ho tum? Kya ho tum?

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u/CapIntelligent3411 Aug 18 '22

Yeh Ranbir bata ke gaya ya Katrina? Ya phir unki Amma?

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Ranbir loved katrina ! Katrina loved ranbir !

But .... VICKY AND KATRINA ARE MADLY IN LOVE AND AM HERE FOR IT ❤️

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u/Electrical_Break_984 Aug 18 '22

Hello Ekta Kapoor, apke liye mast script hai.

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u/Longjumping_Ad_2435 Aug 18 '22

OP lives in a fantasy land

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u/Pleasant_meeting60 Jhakaas:7 Aug 18 '22

RANBIR REALLY REALLY LOVED KATRINA. Its all in his eye. He just settled for Alia. Ranbir knows Katrina from A to Z.

He literally dumped katrina??

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u/Extra_Present Aug 18 '22

A very closed source told me that it was not Ranbir or Katrina that broke up, it was rishi kapoor , he didn't like katrina , because of the past with Salman and her cast and the past before salman which is very dark,

We never saw katrina getting along with Ranbir's parents going with them on dinners or trips but alia got all of that.

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u/Muted-Expression-109 Aug 18 '22

She did go for dinners with neetu and kapoor family

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u/Electrical_Break_984 Aug 18 '22

Dark past bole toh?

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u/Away-Ad-5904 Aug 18 '22

I wish I had discovered this sub sooner. Can’t even imagine what it was like during the break up 😂

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u/Jay9392803 Aug 18 '22

I don’t think it existed back then. But that DP-RK-Kat triangle is this subs fav topic. Someone has to bring it up every once in a while

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u/dalandrice Chugli Gang Aug 18 '22

I remember the day RK and Alia got married someone made a post saying it's the end of an era and we won't get that kind of gossip again (DP RK Kat).

He/ she was clearly wrong. this sub never going to stop with this topic 😂😂😂

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u/Pleasant_Diver3368 Aug 18 '22

Lmfao RK isn’t “Ayan fro ADHM” irl

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u/Muted-Expression-109 Aug 18 '22

What in the wattpad shit is this... 😭

OP ranbir broke up with katrina. If he wanted he qould have stayed. Simple.

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u/ladybugg434 Aug 18 '22

Oh Op!! This will be a great story to tell! Karan johar are you listening???

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u/Bitchzzzz Chugli Gang Aug 18 '22

I was enjoying the read until you wrote “she promised her a baby which none of her exes did” like what? 🤪

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u/teealy Aug 18 '22

Is this reddit or wattpad?

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u/just_me_08 Alia's Phataka Guddies Aug 18 '22

RK- DP shippers are still very much alive, so there is no point in thinking about when will these RanKat shippers extinct

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u/ComprehensiveRock832 Aug 18 '22

This is so unintentionally hilarious

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u/Own-Challenge7419 Aug 18 '22

Katrina fan have not moved on 😂

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u/Fearless-Rain3765 Aug 18 '22

If anything on the pregnancy I feel Alia did what Badru did in Darlings, she poked a bunch of holes in the condom. And hence forced his hand into a wedding.

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u/Muted-Expression-109 Aug 18 '22

Your joking right ? Lol

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u/Fearless-Rain3765 Aug 18 '22

Ofc I don’t know for sure, but it’s a gut feeling ki that’s what happened

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u/Muted-Expression-109 Aug 18 '22

Lmao. Ranbir is more excited (interviews) than alia for the baby. He wanted children since a long time. Why would alia pierce a condom at the peak of her career ?

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u/Fearless-Rain3765 Aug 18 '22

Well he wouldn’t know that’s what happ na.. so Ofc he thinks it happened organically and hence is happy.

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u/Muted-Expression-109 Aug 18 '22

Wow. Hey ranbir aloo pierced your condom which none of ur ex or one night stands thought of. Waah

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u/Fearless-Rain3765 Aug 18 '22

No one else thought of going to that extent for ranbir.. also, chill, it’s just my theory, I have no agency on their personal lives.

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u/stingggg14 Aug 18 '22

And you were invisibly present in the room while she was doing this?

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u/Fearless-Rain3765 Aug 18 '22

Pls read.. it’s a feeling, a theory..: what part of that don’t people get..🙄

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u/stingggg14 Aug 18 '22

Still disrespectful to make will you do it for sonam or bipasha or in future to deepika and sonam There should be a limit to theories and jokes too

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u/Optimist_WeAre Aug 18 '22

Seems real but hilarious

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u/humhaepyarmein Aug 18 '22

She tried to change him? This is where everything went wrong OP

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u/haimerabill Aug 18 '22

Can there be a flair for fan fiction?

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u/tan05 Aug 18 '22

Mujhe drugs do

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u/xero_what Gaslighter 🔥 Aug 18 '22

Next next, give us the smut.

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u/AffectionateFox8807 Jhakaas:1 Aug 18 '22

Did he sing Kabhi Alvida na kehna to Katrina OP?

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u/Pleasant_meeting60 Jhakaas:7 Aug 18 '22

Nope, alia and karan were shooting for Rocky rani in delhi... Ranbir wasn't there

Good wattpad story tho

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

music *serial background music*

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u/Hoon12_ Repost Sleuth 🕵️‍♂️ Aug 18 '22

Acha beta toh assume assume game khelna hai just because he used to love her alot and couldn't deal with heartbreak. Feels Kind of senseless to me personally.

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u/raatdigedi Aug 18 '22

Ranbir became kabir singh

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u/No_Personality_6141 Aug 18 '22

Tune Ranbir ke saath baith kar pi thi jo ye bol raha hai

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u/tan05 Aug 18 '22

Channa mereya intensifies

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u/everlastingcooki Aug 18 '22

Ok but if he really missed her he could have gone back to her. Katrina was single for a good while before dating Vicky.