r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21
Overheard new sentences thread + discord
Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.
This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.
Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22
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r/BrandNewSentence
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u/i_cum_marshmallows
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1d ago
With my luck, it could be raining titties and I’d still look up and catch a dick
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Donneyboy2 • 17h ago
Taking a dump in the perspex shitting cube in the middle of your kitchen
r/BrandNewSentence • u/nyancatya_ • 2h ago
Ground staff pulled the wrong handle and MD-80's butt fell off
r/BrandNewSentence • u/R00aarr • 7h ago
Rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and Botox to avoid bathroom breaks on the drive to the Hamptons
r/BrandNewSentence • u/regian24 • 1h ago
I took a shit in my roommates $300 Uggs because he had sex with my boyfriend on my bed when I was in a psychiatric hospital after a suicide attempt
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Cok_comunityofkarens • 1h ago
shit save files (found in r/shittysuperpowers)
r/BrandNewSentence • u/BionicleKid • 12h ago
"Make themselves vulnerable before your alpha inscrutability."
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Gizzhead420 • 18h ago