r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21 Silver

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

597 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22 I'll Drink to That

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282 Upvotes

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r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago All-Seeing Upvote LOVE!

Teachers seize disco equipment from 12-year-old boy who hosted a rave in school toilets

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24.5k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Expectation vs Reality

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272 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Helmets that look just like your actual face

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2.4k Upvotes

Just in case you want to give nightmares to the other people on the road.


r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

Vaguely feminine onion

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88 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 15h ago

Hit the griddy at 300 mph

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479 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 21h ago

White people spicy

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918 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"Penis theft panic hits capital."

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9.6k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

“All penis cast version of Wicked”

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38 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

"You showed up to the gym, got buxk naked and said 'it's soup time?' "

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1.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 4h ago

I will provide no context

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10 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

looks what now?!

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1.9k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Or you can't raise the debt ceiling.

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r/BrandNewSentence 8h ago

I was looking for pokemon rom hacks and found this - "it sounds like the blanket-fort den that Boris Johnson probably make in his garden where he goes to cry"

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15 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

This is for the family’s sake!

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3.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

I think my roomba is plotting to kill me

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17.0k Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers.

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338 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

"Go lather your fat pasty tits in fish and chips you douche"

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9 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 11h ago

No charges filed against man who dumped 500 pounds of pasta in New Jersey woods

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers.

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4 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 20h ago

Really does.....

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26 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Like a Molotov cocktail thrown into a bagpipe factory.

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222 Upvotes

r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

My cat is an anal escapee

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2 Upvotes

If you don't already follow any ChatGPT bit training subs I highly recommend it


r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Legoman didn’t fuck his mom

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96 Upvotes