r/BrandNewSentence Sep 15 '21

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

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Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q


r/BrandNewSentence Feb 26 '22

BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators

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Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6


r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago Wholesome Helpful

Accept that muppets fuck

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago Helpful Table Slap Wholesome

With my luck, it could be raining titties and I’d still look up and catch a dick

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r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Shrimp toast

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r/BrandNewSentence 10h ago

Japanese Hamster Bread

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r/BrandNewSentence 17h ago

Taking a dump in the perspex shitting cube in the middle of your kitchen

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r/BrandNewSentence 2h ago

Ground staff pulled the wrong handle and MD-80's butt fell off

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r/BrandNewSentence 7h ago

Rich New Yorkers are getting bladder surgery and Botox to avoid bathroom breaks on the drive to the Hamptons

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r/BrandNewSentence 53m ago

A case of cosmic cannibalism

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

Zuckerberg

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r/BrandNewSentence 9h ago

My husband is my brother and my uncle

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

I took a shit in my roommates $300 Uggs because he had sex with my boyfriend on my bed when I was in a psychiatric hospital after a suicide attempt

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

“Entirely too many cows”

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

shit save files (found in r/shittysuperpowers)

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r/BrandNewSentence 5h ago

The scream I just scrumpt right now.

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r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Spring rolls are unpredictable

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r/BrandNewSentence 12h ago

"Make themselves vulnerable before your alpha inscrutability."

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r/BrandNewSentence 18h ago

Is it normal if I bellyflop onto the concrete to eliminate the child?

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r/BrandNewSentence 27m ago

Flip flopbsters

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r/BrandNewSentence 50m ago

indeterminate number of days to live

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r/BrandNewSentence 58m ago Helpful

My duck was ripped open by my Übernut

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r/BrandNewSentence 1h ago

*Eats fly* Am I straight now too?

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r/BrandNewSentence 4m ago

"Jar Jar better be giving me head under the table if I'm paying $5,000"

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