r/BrandNewSentence • u/bean9914 • Sep 15 '21

Overheard new sentences thread + discord

597 Upvotes

Post here all the weird stuff your friends or your cousins say. Don't forget to give us a little bit of context as to how that sentence was born.

This thread is dedicated for sentences that were not found on the internet and were instead created in face to face or phone conversations, video chats, game voice chats and so on. Please only comment your own personal ideas and/or additions in response to other comments, and keep the top parent comments just the sentences.

Also, you can join our discord server by using this invite: https://discord.gg/GfxVA6q

386 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Govern_ • Feb 26 '22

BrandNewSentence is looking for moderators

282 Upvotes

Hello everyone. Today we are opening moderator applications for everyone who is willing to help our community. Check this google form for more info. https://forms.gle/tCAvTnLaLa1trs6M6

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r/BrandNewSentence • u/butthenhor • 15h ago

Teachers seize disco equipment from 12-year-old boy who hosted a rave in school toilets

24.5k Upvotes

279 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/tubalB61 • 5h ago

Expectation vs Reality

272 Upvotes

6 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/fsidesmith6932 • 17h ago

Helmets that look just like your actual face

2.4k Upvotes

Just in case you want to give nightmares to the other people on the road.

53 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Pristine_End458 • 5h ago

Vaguely feminine onion

88 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/mopeiobebeast • 15h ago

Hit the griddy at 300 mph

479 Upvotes

15 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/disamorforming • 21h ago

White people spicy

918 Upvotes

88 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TLuther133 • 1d ago

"Penis theft panic hits capital."

9.6k Upvotes

237 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/noneroy • 8h ago

“All penis cast version of Wicked”

38 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/StarlightFalls22 • 1d ago

"You showed up to the gym, got buxk naked and said 'it's soup time?' "

1.9k Upvotes

27 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/whatsmyproblem334 • 4h ago

I will provide no context

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/astralrig96 • 1d ago

looks what now?!

1.9k Upvotes

38 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/A350Flier • 1h ago

Or you can't raise the debt ceiling.

• Upvotes

0 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Nuklia1309 • 8h ago

I was looking for pokemon rom hacks and found this - "it sounds like the blanket-fort den that Boris Johnson probably make in his garden where he goes to cry"

15 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/knorr28 • 1d ago

This is for the family’s sake!

3.0k Upvotes

22 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/djazzie • 1d ago

I think my roomba is plotting to kill me

17.0k Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencefiction/comments/13soip8/why_did_skynet_betray_humanity/jls4qmx/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3

167 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/1568314 • 1d ago

It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers.

338 Upvotes

17 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Educational-Formal21 • 10h ago

"Go lather your fat pasty tits in fish and chips you douche"

9 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Elvish__Presley • 11h ago

No charges filed against man who dumped 500 pounds of pasta in New Jersey woods

abc7.com

7 Upvotes

3 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/hopalongrhapsody • 7h ago

It sounded like a helicopter shredding through a field of opera singers.

4 Upvotes

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/im_here_for_stuffz_ • 20h ago

Really does.....

26 Upvotes

2 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/torquebender • 1d ago

Like a Molotov cocktail thrown into a bagpipe factory.

222 Upvotes

8 comments

r/BrandNewSentence • u/Enough-Variety-8468 • 7h ago

My cat is an anal escapee

2 Upvotes

If you don't already follow any ChatGPT bit training subs I highly recommend it

1 comment

r/BrandNewSentence • u/TheFrogsAreHere • 1d ago

Legoman didn’t fuck his mom

96 Upvotes

2 comments

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1. Post screenshots of discovered brand new sentences

Post must be a screenshot of the sentence, as well as some additional context.

Sentences that qualify as "brand new", in the terms accepted by this subreddit, have the following atributes:

never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as "almost new"
not an idiom (or a translated idiom)
humorous or confusingly worded

2. Check if the sentence has been said before before posting

It is encouraged to perform a Google search of the sentence before posting it. Use the " character (double quotation marks) to search for the exact string of words in order to produce the best results.

If the results produced are many and have various apparition dates, it is most likely that the sentence is brand new.

If there are many results, but all on the same day, the sentence is likely new (and therefore qualifies for this sub) but has become popular (which is OK).

3. Reposts are not allowed

Search for the sentence on this sub, in order to avoid your post being taken down due to a repost.

4. Avoid satire and shitposting

Here is an example of a sentence that is meant as a joke, in a satirical way. Due to highly popular demand, this kind of posts are no longer accepted on this sub.

This is not a meme sub.

5. Do not post sentences created by bots

6. The brand new sentence should be in the title

It is encouraged to use the new sentence as the title. If you don't want to do this, use a creative title.

Titles that are considered boring and will be removed:

I think this belongs here
One of my friends said this
Found on...
On a topic about...
What / Lol / I don't even know where to begin
This whole thread / Two in one

7. Link the source in the comments

This rule applies to sentences found on the Internet.

Exceptions to this rule are:

text messages (sms, WhatsApp, Discord)
Facebook posts on private groups

8. Be civil

9. Do not incite political or ideological debates

You must not, under any circumstances, comment on a post in order to incite debate. This is usually the case with sentences that mildly refer to controversial topics such as politics, LGBT+, vaccinations etc.

Please keep this sub relevant to its purpose and do not flood the comments section with off topic debates. Any debate is off topic as long as it is beside the point of the subreddit: enjoying the novelty of a sentence.