r/Funnymemes 3d ago

move faster!

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u/Anastasius525 3d ago

I have no idea wtf I'm doing

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u/Realistic-Weather360 3d ago

honestly under appreciated

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u/Lilsilly114 3d ago

Insert random bullshit, go! meme

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u/bonferoni 3d ago

you shouldnt insert random bullshit, thats how you get a uti

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u/Anime-Grape 3d ago

Now my move

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u/ExplanationSpecial23 3d ago

U can also that during a yugioh match too

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u/creepy_gay_weirdo 3d ago

Chain Ash?

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u/EndMePleaseOwO 3d ago

When my opponent tries to castle but I have Baronne

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u/SwimAppropriate9111 3d ago Bravo Grande!

I want to try something I saw online

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u/chrisbaker1991 3d ago Bravo!

Did you Google "en passant?"

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u/springfox64 3d ago

Holy hell

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u/KylianAJZ 3d ago

New response just dropped

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u/CockroachesRpeople 3d ago

New sex Position just dropped

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u/gillgar 3d ago

This made the parent comment so much funnier and I can’t explain why. Legit laughed out loud

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u/chrisbaker1991 3d ago

That was my goal. It wasn't the top comment at the time. I knew what my comment was going to be I just needed someone to set it up first. Thanks u/SwimAppropriate9111

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u/Zealousideal-Map4756 3d ago

That doesn’t move that way

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u/Cumity 3d ago

The longest it can go is 2

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u/sweet_tinkerbelle 3d ago

only the tiny ones

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u/Much-Bathroom-3461 3d ago

Cm or inches?

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u/ReleasedGaming 3d ago

Nanocentimeters or better: Planck Lengths

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u/alsocommm 3d ago

Putting it there is illegal

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u/dngerszn13 3d ago

Check, mate.

after the deed is done with a male escort in Australia

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u/No_Total2636 3d ago

Rematch?

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u/caeli04 3d ago

Sure, 1 more round.

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u/SCP-Agent-Arad 3d ago

That piece can’t go there

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u/wubwubdubdub45 3d ago

I don't want the bishop to do that to me

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u/spacedogimagery 3d ago

Once again the bishops got me pinned.

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u/Equivalent_Rock_6530 3d ago

I laughed to hard at this

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 3d ago

My favourite

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u/guftgoo 3d ago

That's a bird's opening

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u/datGryphon 3d ago

Wait until you see my wife's English Opening. 😼

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u/-ClassicShooter- 3d ago

I didn’t expect that move

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u/asBad_asItGets 3d ago

Wow, you’re really gonna do THAT? You’ve fucked this whole thing up for me.

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u/RefrigeratorSudden65 3d ago

"Why'd you bring the horse here?"

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u/BicycleElectronic163 3d ago

peter, the horse is here

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u/shipoopro_gg 3d ago

I haven't seen family guy in years, and I still automatically read that in Lois' voice

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u/Exshot32 3d ago

Petahhh

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u/Ok-Soft-9734 3d ago

Peeetaah

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u/netherlands69 3d ago

another family guy fan ?

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u/Gold_Recognition5183 3d ago

Chill he is my friend, bojack

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u/SadhorseFromThe90s 3d ago

You know me, THE Bojack Horseman, The horse from horsin around, also Philbert in Philbert, you gotta know about me, everyone knows Bojack... Horseman, the horse

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u/Aggressive_Village46 3d ago

omg why is it shaped like a horse?

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u/dancepuppetdance 3d ago

Mr. Hands? Is that you?

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u/Trenchfun 3d ago Wholesome Seal of Approval Cake

“Your dad taught me that move”

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u/bilgetea 3d ago

Under-appreciated comment. Also consider the variation “My Dad/brother taught me that.”

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u/LocalCookingUntensil 3d ago

I learnt chess from my uncle 😳

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u/Icy-Jelly9648 3d ago

Outstanding move

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u/Ok-Actuator-5021 3d ago

I wish I had my partner cheer me on like that in an overly enthusiastic game announcer voice.

~~~ ✽✽✽ OUTSTANDING MOVE!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~

~~~ ✽✽✽ GREAT!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~

~~~ ✽✽✽ KEEP GOING!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~

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u/Enough-Serve-7790 3d ago

FINISH HIM!

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u/DraycosGoldaryn 3d ago

FLAWLESS VICTORY!

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u/Tainticle 3d ago Take My Energy

FATALITY!

wait :(

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u/TiberiusToast 3d ago

Praying Mantis be like:

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u/Lilsilly114 3d ago

I laughed so hard I accidentally hit the down vote before fixing it XD

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u/Ok-External-1094 3d ago

Holy shit i can't say how many times I've done the same thing 0_0

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u/The_Alrighty_Zed 3d ago

You are a god damn scholar. Fucking brilliant.

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u/KaranSjett 3d ago All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy

No bishop, please!

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u/-ClassicShooter- 3d ago

This can also be said at church

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u/Clackers2020 3d ago

Only if you're 8 years old

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u/UrbanAbsconder 3d ago

Older than 12 and the Bishop will have nothing to do with ya.

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u/Clackers2020 3d ago

"When ya balls drop you're out" -The bishop

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u/minde281 3d ago Take My Energy

I'm gonna use a different opening this time

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u/Bebe_Rebozo_ 3d ago

Employ the Filthy Sanchez Defence

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u/Pretend_Noise7554 3d ago

I'm gonna be quick

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u/Popular_District9072 3d ago

honesty is often underappreciated

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 3d ago

My wife doesnt appreciate that at all.

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u/Extension-Type-2555 3d ago

the kids in my basement love the fact that I'm quick, for some reason they don't want me to last long... idk why

PS:for extreme legal reasons it's a joke.

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u/Necessary_Let7926 3d ago

Sliding my rook into your open file...

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u/TheRealAuthorSarge 3d ago Bravo!

I'm black.

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u/Mew2two1 3d ago

I get to move first since I am white then

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u/MasterI3laster 3d ago Take My Energy

Im not sure that’s even legal

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u/StrangeGrass9878 3d ago

Saucy. This is a good one

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u/Majestic_Isopod439 3d ago

Not here but mabye in Europe

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u/Ok_Experience_6877 3d ago edited 3d ago Silver Gold Platinum All-Seeing Upvote Take My Energy hehehehe Starry Wholesome Seal of Approval Starstruck Burning Cash You Dropped This Spit-take

Imma stick this chess piece in my ass

Edit:wow I wasn't expecting this to blow up thanks haha

Edit:edit: that doesn't mean you can have it back

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u/PBlove 3d ago

R/technicallycorrect

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u/someone__420 3d ago

I’ll do correctly for you bro r/technicallythetruth

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u/PBlove 3d ago

Thank you.

I blame something other than incompetence. As soon as I think up what that excuse is, I will tell you. :p

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u/Mr_Fungusman 3d ago

Blame broken autocorrect

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u/Cye_the_Transfem 3d ago

blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose blame it on the throne, got you in the zone blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

blame it on the vodka blame it on the henny blame it on the blue jay got you feeling dizzy blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol

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u/Local_Satisfaction12 3d ago

Still waiting for an update.

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u/axesthefirst 3d ago

Chessex?

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u/Ok_Share_4280 3d ago

Isn't that a town in the UK?

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u/axesthefirst 3d ago

No. You probably mistaken it with Paris.

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u/who_loves_you_ 3d ago

Good job

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u/501102 3d ago All-Seeing Upvote

"some people do this with a vibrating device in their ass"

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u/RunnyPlease 3d ago

It can actually improve your game.

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u/mosiah430 3d ago

What kind of chess are you playing?

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u/ChampionshipLow8541 3d ago

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u/Spice_and_Fox 2d ago

That is still the most fun controvercy that I've witnessed.

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u/joseph_the_great1 3d ago

Sinquefield Cup, Julius Baer Generation Cup and others, you know, the usual pro tournaments.

allegedly, Niemann cheated via a vibrating buttplug

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u/sewpungyow 3d ago

Opening with the Neimann Gambit

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u/Monarch_Ashborn 3d ago

Quick finish, mate.

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u/realbighits218 3d ago

I’ll beat you before you finish me!

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u/h8tdis 3d ago

i'm gonna take that queen

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u/Rich_Hedberg 3d ago

I pinned the queen.

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u/h8tdis 3d ago

better than being pinned by the queen, depending on point of view

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u/Adune05 3d ago

I respectfully prefer being pinned by the queen thanks

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u/Midknight129 3d ago

Yeah, but have you checked out Queen-2?

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u/Yacrazyoldbastard 3d ago

That Queen is really fucking me

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u/DepressoEspresso69- 3d ago

"oh so your gonna take my piece?"

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u/The_Lolatron9000 3d ago

"I can't checkmate the shit out of you without getting closer."

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u/Electrical-Tea-2672 3d ago

This seemed way easier online

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u/Pilotjaimy 3d ago

The queen is destroying my tower

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u/IKOSH15 3d ago

Outstanding move...

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u/EdiDragon96 3d ago

You are moving a lot

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u/Gerbal_Annihilation 3d ago

It only moves diagonally

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u/UnbelievableTxn6969 3d ago

"You're not allowed to go there."

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u/RazorsInMyTaco 3d ago

"I have no idea how this works, but it's nice to spend time with family"

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u/Bwest31415 3d ago

HolUp

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u/koshop 3d ago

Google en passant

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u/Corruptiontheman 3d ago

holy hell

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u/LegenDude45 3d ago

new response just dropped

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u/Alexgadukyanking 3d ago

Actual zombie

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u/pwrwd2 3d ago

???

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u/NoelJr008 3d ago

Call the exorcist!

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u/Black_Bird00500 3d ago

Bishop takes vacation, never comes back

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u/LyamFinali 3d ago

Knightmare fuel!

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u/Republic_of_Azuria 3d ago

Pawn storm incoming

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u/The_lone_Nomad 3d ago

Your king is not gonna stand there for long

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u/crazybigmanj 3d ago

I'm coming into your back rank

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u/TheBigSteve 3d ago

Please, never say this while having sex… unless your partner is also a chess nerd.

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u/Generic_Name_asshole 3d ago

I was just a pawn in your game.

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u/Abrigado_Rosso 3d ago

Why are you using a vibrator? That's cheating!

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u/Fellowes321 3d ago

Does it always take that long?

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u/Traitor_Of_Users 3d ago

You can only go straight

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u/shreksneighbour 3d ago

What if someone wsnts to go gay?

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u/Big_ETH_boi 3d ago

I’m going to beat you.

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u/Dark_Marine1 3d ago

my king is unprotected

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u/KayabaSynthesis 3d ago

Oh no, the Bishop is going for the minor pawns

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u/ManyWrongdoer9365 3d ago

Your Position makes me want to Mate you !

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u/WarLawck 3d ago

If you're in Australia, you can say Checkmate. Conversation for example:

Oh fuck, I think the condom broke.

Well fucking check, mate

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u/who-the-heck 3d ago

Check

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u/Zech08 3d ago

....followed by please and handshake.

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u/Hutch4588 3d ago

It does not matter if your black or white.

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u/SuspiciousFly_ 3d ago

Micheal Jackson he he in the background

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u/SuitEducational3746 3d ago edited 2d ago

Next time we play, come prepare, I want it to last longer

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u/dasgrey 3d ago

Where dafuq did that Bishop come from?

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u/genocyde_syo 3d ago

It’s so far up my ass help

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u/sinisterkid34 3d ago

“Fuck this, I quit”

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u/Karthathan 3d ago edited 2d ago

Dang.... Over in four two moves?! (haha thanks u/laurel1234)

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u/smkestcklghtn 3d ago

The King has one move. The Queen goes wherever she wants

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u/retrogameresource 3d ago

It's not over until the king finishes, babe

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u/Call_of_Tculhu 3d ago

I wish you were Anna Taylor Joy

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u/oofinator3050 3d ago

Please put the gun away

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u/AppleSasYum 3d ago

I hate when I play chess, I checkmate my opponent and he pulls out a pistol and says "take it back"

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u/ey6lc 3d ago

Draw?

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u/Mailpack 3d ago

Caught myself a queen

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u/MrPyroTF2 3d ago

your making this too hard on me

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u/tbass90K 3d ago

This is taking forever

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u/-l-I-I-l- 3d ago

French opening, bring out the bishop, sacrifice the queen for no apparent reason.

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u/Vettmdub 3d ago

Who's turn is it?

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u/vaganeedshelp 3d ago

Kids, stay away from the white Bishop.

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u/Lukario06 3d ago

Why i lost my queen

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u/Captain_Farang 3d ago

No Honey. You can’t take the king.

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u/KyraJackson1919 3d ago

Move faster!

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u/EdiDragon96 3d ago

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

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u/maurocastrov 3d ago

My grandma though me this move

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u/PackageUpbeat4625 3d ago

I am not familiar with this opening

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u/Powerful_Yogurt7451 3d ago

If a pawn goes all the way he turns into a queen

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u/pdhouse 3d ago

I’m mating you

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u/SpinnerLord 3d ago

I'm terrible at this

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u/Hotel_Hour 3d ago

As you can see, black is no competition for me.

Bend over, this is going to sting a little...

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u/OneDiscombobulated77 3d ago

Give me your little pawn

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u/Designer-Discount283 3d ago

Well that's how I fork!

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u/uberloww 3d ago

Where should I put my rock

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u/pr1ncezzBea 3d ago

Move faster.

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u/someone__420 3d ago

“Can you open up your position so I can mate you in the back rank”

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u/temporary34300 3d ago

Woah I didn't know you could do that move

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u/DonkeyApprehensive78 3d ago

“Ok, so what do I do with the horse again?”

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u/hawaiiangremlin 3d ago

This is way funner than playing with myself!

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u/IHaveTheScurvy 3d ago

Looks like it's time for me to fuck you in the ass

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