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u/Anime-Grape 3d ago
Now my move
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u/ExplanationSpecial23 3d ago
U can also that during a yugioh match too
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u/SwimAppropriate9111
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I want to try something I saw online
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u/chrisbaker1991 3d ago •
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Did you Google "en passant?"
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u/springfox64 3d ago
Holy hell
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u/KylianAJZ 3d ago
New response just dropped
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u/MikeAlpha2nd 3d ago
Actual zombie
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u/Complete_Spot3771 3d ago
call the exorcist!
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u/gillgar 3d ago
This made the parent comment so much funnier and I can’t explain why. Legit laughed out loud
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u/chrisbaker1991 3d ago
That was my goal. It wasn't the top comment at the time. I knew what my comment was going to be I just needed someone to set it up first. Thanks u/SwimAppropriate9111
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u/Zealousideal-Map4756 3d ago
That doesn’t move that way
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u/Cumity 3d ago
The longest it can go is 2
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u/alsocommm 3d ago
Putting it there is illegal
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u/dngerszn13 3d ago
Check, mate.
after the deed is done with a male escort in Australia
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u/-ClassicShooter- 3d ago
I didn’t expect that move
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u/asBad_asItGets 3d ago
Wow, you’re really gonna do THAT? You’ve fucked this whole thing up for me.
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u/RefrigeratorSudden65 3d ago
"Why'd you bring the horse here?"
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u/BicycleElectronic163 3d ago
peter, the horse is here
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u/shipoopro_gg 3d ago
I haven't seen family guy in years, and I still automatically read that in Lois' voice
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u/Gold_Recognition5183 3d ago
Chill he is my friend, bojack
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u/SadhorseFromThe90s 3d ago
You know me, THE Bojack Horseman, The horse from horsin around, also Philbert in Philbert, you gotta know about me, everyone knows Bojack... Horseman, the horse
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u/Trenchfun
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“Your dad taught me that move”
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u/bilgetea 3d ago
Under-appreciated comment. Also consider the variation “My Dad/brother taught me that.”
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u/Icy-Jelly9648 3d ago
Outstanding move
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u/Ok-Actuator-5021 3d ago
I wish I had my partner cheer me on like that in an overly enthusiastic game announcer voice.
~~~ ✽✽✽ OUTSTANDING MOVE!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~
~~~ ✽✽✽ GREAT!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~
~~~ ✽✽✽ KEEP GOING!!! ✽✽✽ ~~~
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u/Enough-Serve-7790 3d ago
FINISH HIM!
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u/DraycosGoldaryn 3d ago
FLAWLESS VICTORY!
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FATALITY!
wait :(
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u/KaranSjett
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No bishop, please!
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u/-ClassicShooter- 3d ago
This can also be said at church
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u/Clackers2020 3d ago
Only if you're 8 years old
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u/UrbanAbsconder 3d ago
Older than 12 and the Bishop will have nothing to do with ya.
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u/Pretend_Noise7554 3d ago
I'm gonna be quick
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u/Popular_District9072 3d ago
honesty is often underappreciated
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u/Extension_Swordfish1 3d ago
My wife doesnt appreciate that at all.
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u/Extension-Type-2555 3d ago
the kids in my basement love the fact that I'm quick, for some reason they don't want me to last long... idk why
PS:for extreme legal reasons it's a joke.
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u/TheRealAuthorSarge
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I'm black.
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u/Ok_Experience_6877
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Imma stick this chess piece in my ass
Edit:wow I wasn't expecting this to blow up thanks haha
Edit:edit: that doesn't mean you can have it back
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u/PBlove 3d ago
R/technicallycorrect
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u/someone__420 3d ago
I’ll do correctly for you bro r/technicallythetruth
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u/PBlove 3d ago
Thank you.
I blame something other than incompetence. As soon as I think up what that excuse is, I will tell you. :p
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u/Mr_Fungusman 3d ago
Blame broken autocorrect
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u/Cye_the_Transfem 3d ago
blame it on the goose, got you feeling loose blame it on the throne, got you in the zone blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
blame it on the vodka blame it on the henny blame it on the blue jay got you feeling dizzy blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
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u/axesthefirst 3d ago
Chessex?
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u/501102
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"some people do this with a vibrating device in their ass"
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u/mosiah430 3d ago
What kind of chess are you playing?
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u/joseph_the_great1 3d ago
Sinquefield Cup, Julius Baer Generation Cup and others, you know, the usual pro tournaments.
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u/h8tdis 3d ago
i'm gonna take that queen
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u/Rich_Hedberg 3d ago
I pinned the queen.
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u/DepressoEspresso69- 3d ago
"oh so your gonna take my piece?"
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u/The_Lolatron9000 3d ago
"I can't checkmate the shit out of you without getting closer."
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u/RazorsInMyTaco 3d ago
"I have no idea how this works, but it's nice to spend time with family"
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u/koshop 3d ago
Google en passant
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u/Corruptiontheman 3d ago
holy hell
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u/LegenDude45 3d ago
new response just dropped
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u/Alexgadukyanking 3d ago
Actual zombie
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u/pwrwd2 3d ago
???
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u/NoelJr008 3d ago
Call the exorcist!
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u/Black_Bird00500 3d ago
Bishop takes vacation, never comes back
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u/crazybigmanj 3d ago
I'm coming into your back rank
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u/TheBigSteve 3d ago
Please, never say this while having sex… unless your partner is also a chess nerd.
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u/WarLawck 3d ago
If you're in Australia, you can say Checkmate. Conversation for example:
Oh fuck, I think the condom broke.
Well fucking check, mate
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u/SuitEducational3746 3d ago edited 2d ago
Next time we play, come prepare, I want it to last longer
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u/Karthathan 3d ago edited 2d ago
Dang.... Over in four two moves?! (haha thanks u/laurel1234)
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u/oofinator3050 3d ago
Please put the gun away
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u/AppleSasYum 3d ago
I hate when I play chess, I checkmate my opponent and he pulls out a pistol and says "take it back"
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u/-l-I-I-l- 3d ago
French opening, bring out the bishop, sacrifice the queen for no apparent reason.
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u/Hotel_Hour 3d ago
As you can see, black is no competition for me.
Bend over, this is going to sting a little...
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u/Anastasius525 3d ago
I have no idea wtf I'm doing