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As a cancer survivor, Hard Lee should have been first in line to get vaccinated. Instead he listened to disinformation and his body gave out. Awarded
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u/Cucker_Tarlson_666 Jan 26 '22
4 times more likely to die within the first year, as opposed to someone who has been vaccinated, in fact. But when you believe your aunt Sarah (who was a vet tech in 1996), Russian memes and Fox News over the entirety of the medical and scientific community, there's not a chance statistics like that will help curb the MAGA Death Cult.
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u/JazzyRob123 Jan 26 '22
Oh they’ll find a way to blame it on the vaccinated. We shed our electronic particles too close to them or something. 🥴
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u/niftytastic Jan 26 '22
The idea of shedding, that I’ve seen the crazier antivaxxers push (eg putting signs on their vans and driving around with that message. Seen that in my city) and it being harmful to them is such a crazy concept to wrap my mind around.
If they are seeing all of these vaccinated people not dying but unvaccinated people dying due to the external “shedding” as they presume, wouldn’t they want to either 1) completely live off the grid and away from potential “shedding” and 2) better to be the one shedding and not dying vs getting shed on and dying?
So nuts.
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u/RedChairBlueChair123 Jan 26 '22
Shedding can happen with a polio vaccine that has not been in use in the US since 2000. That vaccine is still in use in some countries. Also it can only effect you if you are immunocompromised and come in contact with poop.
So shedding is a thing, but it’s extremely rare, not in the US, and can only happen under specific conditions. If you come across this talking point in the wild that’s the response: Stop playing with poop, you immunocompromised dope.
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u/Vuelhering ✨🇺🇸 Let's Go Darwin 🇺🇸✨ Jan 26 '22 •
Shedding can only happen with weakened or dead strain vaccines. The covid vaccines have no virus in them whatsoever. It's not possible to "shed" the virus from the vaccine.
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u/WhyLisaWhy Jan 26 '22
AFAIK with mRNA vaccines it's not even a concern either. There's no dead virus being injected, just a bit of mRNA telling your cells what kind of antibodies to produce.
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u/PerniciousSnitOG Team Mix & Match Jan 26 '22
Yep. The mRNA vaccines are basically "wanted" posters for a murderer, not the murderer. Some people are too stupid to see the difference.
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u/Live-Weekend6532 Jan 26 '22
And the AstroZenica and J&J vaccines use a modified adrenovirus to deliver the spike protein. Ppl who get those vaccines can't shed bc it's not the whole virus but even if they could, they'd be shedding an adrenovirus, not covid.
https://www.muhealth.org/our-stories/what-you-need-know-about-johnson-johnson-covid-19-vaccine
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u/2DamnRoundToBeARock Jan 26 '22
Best username I’ve seen in a long time btw
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u/nelliebelle1197 Jan 26 '22
I have always preferred Fucker Tarlson.
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u/spudzilla Jan 26 '22
Do you think that Fucker will run for President someday or he is just happy enough to clean out the pockets of inbreds and get rich? Asking for someone who might buy up all of the "TuckerForPresident.com" variations.
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u/ToastyMozart Team Pfizer Jan 26 '22
Giving up a cushy job making millions by yelling nonsense at a camera once in a while to take on one of the most stressful jobs in the country, even as part of a grift, doesn't seem worth it to me. Then again I'm not an amoral nutjob and would struggle to find a way to spend millions so probably not a good model for someone like Carlson.
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u/nelliebelle1197 Jan 26 '22
He might. I think he has plenty of money but not a lot of brains. He is a typical mediocre white man who always manages to fail up.
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u/X3R0_0R3X Jan 26 '22
I think if we told them long term effects of unvaccinated Covid are acute penile shrinkage and early severe onset "Trigger finger arthritis" I'm willing to bet vaccination rates would increase.
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u/kricket53 Jan 26 '22
It does in some cases shrink penis size due to vascular damage. It's quite possible this is permanent.
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u/X3R0_0R3X Jan 26 '22
This needs to be more mainstream and more flashy... "Covid survivors now suffer in the bedroom, " He's just not as much of a man anymore""
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u/14sierra Jan 26 '22
They'd just play it off as more "fake news". Besides, why even bother? At this point I'm almost enjoying watching these morons off themselves, the only ones I feel bad for are the ones who are infected by these idiots before they die.
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u/X3R0_0R3X Jan 26 '22
Me too, I'm a fan of the great hits like "I told you so" and "Consequences of your actions".
But I'm also fed up of mearing masks and shit too..
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u/searchingformytruth Jan 26 '22
I got into an argument with one on TrueOffMyChest (a sub to avoid these days, sadly) and finally said that, fuck it, I'm all for the government outright forcing people to get "the jab" with threats of prison time if that's what it takes to end the pandemic in this country. Needless to say, those people didn't like that. Fuck it, I no longer care.
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u/SatanicPanic619 Jan 26 '22
"Covid survivors now suffer in the bedroom, "
Covid survivor's partners suffer in the bedroom. but that's probably not news
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u/nicholasgnames Reverse Vampire 🩸 Jan 26 '22
its in the reports they dont trust. as well as infertility as a covid side effect in some cases
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u/goosejail 🦆 Jan 26 '22
It's also been linked to erectile dysfunction as well as low sperm count which can last for 5 months or more.
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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jan 26 '22
"5 months or more" means "that's as much data we have right now". I have a feeling those effects continue longer.
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u/goosejail 🦆 Jan 26 '22
Correct. The article I read that contained the study was recent.
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0015028221021567
Edit: I may have misread. I read it as a percentage of the men still had lowered sperm count after 2 months, then "estimated recovery time 3 months" as meaning 5 months total. But maybe they meant 3 months? It doesn't explicitly say they tested the men again at 3 months or even after the 2 month test.
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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jan 26 '22
Yes. So far, everything we know about covid 19 is only as old as our awareness of this specific disease. The pandemic is nowhere near over. The survivors have not survived very long.
We can't know the future. We can only extrapolate data, which is still relatively limited. We've had a century to study the flu pandemic.
I find it funny that the same people who insist we don't have enough data to support vaccines which have been in development for decades are ignoring the fact that we have no long term data on disease progression. By the time we have such data, most of the people who claim they need it to get vaccinated instead will be long dead, even if they never have covid.
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u/MsModernity Jan 26 '22
A recent Stephen Colbert joke: “COVID dick is real. Although it does prefer to go by the name Ron DeSantis.”
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u/SRNewbs Tots and Pears Jan 26 '22
Shhh..let's keep that our little secret.
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u/X3R0_0R3X Jan 26 '22
No we need this pandemic to be done.. Don't worry though, they will remove themselves from the gene pool on their own.
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u/CoolSwim1776 🏳️🌈🐑Librul Commie Sheep Whisperer🏳️🌈🐑 Jan 26 '22
Feh... they will call it fake news and satanic. They have the blood of jeebus vaccine. They are cool with being happily racist and bigoted, secure in the certitude of their faith. Fuck them.
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u/Anomaluss There is Life after Derp Jan 26 '22
"Covid has him in its grip."
Could it be . . .
SATAN?
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u/Dad_of_3_sons 🎶Jingle Bells 🔔Lost My Smells🎶COVID is no Joke! Jan 26 '22
What if covid is the actual rapture they are always clamoring about 🤷♂️
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u/HuskarDc Jan 26 '22
Hey I saw that plot on here a while back. What was the actual study that was from? I have many friends who aren't getting vaccinated, several have ended up in ICU but lived, and 6 that have died. I need something dependable to show them.
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u/Finetobeu5678 Jan 26 '22
You have six friends that died! My goodness, I know no one who died of Covid. I'm sorry.
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u/thoroughbredca Team Mix & Match Jan 26 '22
And if they do die, they aren't classified as COVID deaths either.
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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Jan 26 '22
When you thank God instead of medical science and professionals, you've done fucked up.
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u/FreakyEcon Jan 26 '22
Agreed. I don’t know why they can’t thank God for the medical personnel and research which allows us to combat illnesses
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u/sdgengineer Jan 26 '22
This, I am a church person, but am not arrogant enough to believe that god is going to protect me from disease. Vaxxed and Boosted, and glad I did!
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u/ArTiyme Jan 26 '22
"Been to the ER 11 times. Thank god for being in there, changing out my bedpans and magically curing me from all my ail--" dead.
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u/Myrandall GoFundMe Funeral Aficionado Jan 26 '22
Looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster was done with his ungrateful ass.
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u/kevlowe Jan 26 '22
This is what always amazes me. You want to have god cure you, go to a church then instead of the hospital. The stunning lunacy of these people is just astounding.
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u/Grouched Jan 26 '22
Yeah. They are all about the religion and prayer, but when shit gets real their first stop is medical science for help. Then if they are cured, they are right back to thanking god for it. Like wtf? It should be either or.
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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jan 26 '22
Funny how there are no ERs in churches.
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u/Madturtle12 Jan 26 '22
And no faith healers in ERs
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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jan 26 '22
That's not true. Some of the covidiots who end up in the ER with covid are faith healers!
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u/Toallpointswest Jan 26 '22
Why are right wingers so freaking delusional? The imagery they have of tRump is completely absurd when compared to the person
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u/Jay-Dee-British Schrödinger's Prayer warrior Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22 •
The funny thing with this is the slide or 2 before this going on about false idols.. I mean it's right THERE, so so close to be self aware and then.. no.
Edit: Thanks for the silver u/Ok-Ability5733
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u/WilsonPhillips6789 Team Pfizer Jan 26 '22
The contradictions are numerous -- the opportunities for self-awareness are everywhere...
And...ppl will always revert back to the only thing that's brought them psychosomatic comfort -- Jeebus, the Buy-Bull, Trump as the second coming...
I thought I had a pretty good handle on the delusion of the Trumpeteers -- then I found HCA, and it showed me a whole new world of "OMFG, they really ARE that insane"
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u/tkp14 Jan 26 '22
That is definitely disturbing but what is more disturbing (and horrifying and depressing and disgusting…shall I go on?) is how many of these sadly delusional people are out there. It might as well be 1522 instead of 2022. Are we making zero progress as a species? Are we maybe even moving backward? What the hell is wrong here? Are humans doomed to fail because we prefer superstition and religious fairy tales over science and truth? This entire pandemic plus the 4 years of the 🍊💩🤡 presidency has suggested to me that the human brain cannot handle the complexities and nuances necessary for our continued survival. The troglodytes among us are going to kill us all.
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We are regressing as a species 1. Idiots are using technology to spread misinformation 2. Idiots are procreating faster than non-idiots 3. Idiots are living long and strong thanks to the resources of modern medicine
Thank you everyone for the upvotes and downvotes. It's just nice to be heard every now and again
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u/brentsg Jan 26 '22
Now we have some conservatives hesitating to send kids to college because of imaginary liberal indoctrination.
Yes, your kids will leave your bubble of stupidity and they main gain some worldview. This is a good thing people.
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u/thoroughbredca Team Mix & Match Jan 26 '22
Well, were living longer and strong thanks to the resources of modern medicine.
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u/bestleftunsolved Jan 26 '22
Responsible people wait to have children, until they feel they are in a good financial position to do so. But we (both left and right) support policies that bail out the irresponsible people.
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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Jan 26 '22
So, Idiocracy is coming true, but much sooner than the filmmakers predicted.
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u/Beginning-Yoghurt-95 It's Pfizer Time!! Jan 26 '22
Used to be a comedy, now it's looking like a documentary.
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u/DurantaPhant7 Jan 26 '22 •
I’m calling him the Orange Shit Clown from now on. Thanks for that.
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u/tkp14 Jan 26 '22
Added bonus: using emojis it’s terrific shorthand. Says it all in 3 quick little pictures!
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u/Murphy4717 Jan 26 '22
I have only referred to him as "The Liar" or "The Criminal Liar" for the past five years and never once has anyone asked me who I was talking about.
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u/DurantaPhant7 Jan 26 '22
Doubt they’ll ask when I start laying down “Orange Shit Clown” either!
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u/Boilermaker93 Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
I watched a video on YT yesterday about the Spanish artist, Goya, and his eventual descent into madness seemingly coming from his disbelief and resentment towards his fellow Spaniards (among other things) as they shifted away from Enlightenment and reverted to superstition and whatnot. And I realized yet again humans are fucking stupid because we’re doing the exact same thing here.
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u/WilsonPhillips6789 Team Pfizer Jan 26 '22
Unfortunately, I do think we're regressing...but in more of a "parting of the Red Sea" way -- like, some people are regressing because they weren't properly trained (for lack of a better term) to trust in the real stuff (math, science), and, instead, were trained to just "let go and let God", which is SO much easier than challenging one's long-held beliefs (that they only came to believe based on the environment in which they were raised).
The other side of the Red Sea is us -- those who have benefitted so mightily from all of our progress over the years...and have the conscientiousness to understand how to best leverage that progress to continue to evolve as a species.
But, it's super disturbing, as you've noted
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u/blackcain Jan 26 '22
There is no greater scam than religion - honestly. We're up against a set of rules that no one can ever live up to. The rules are used to take advantage of other people, and finally they use religion to do something horrible - the opposite it was designed to do.
I couldn't help but notice in the second to last slide - their idea of an afterlife is to go live in a mansion. Seriously - what?
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u/DBrody6 Jan 26 '22
If they had any knowledge of the religion they pretend to preach (and you 100% know they don't), they'd have learned that the concept of heaven/hell never even existed initially. That was entirely fabricated to convert other religions that did have an afterlife and were stubborn at conversion, cause why would anybody want to follow a shit religion with no afterlife?
They're dying for a foundation of lies established millennia ago and without a shred of awareness.
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u/Snoo88309 Jan 26 '22
Troglodytes, lived in caves, these people's ancestors seem to have recently come down from the trees! I envision a trump rally of goon like humanoids picking flees and ticks from each other's backs and eating them. Then throwing feces at liberal reporters.
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u/letsgetignant13 I donate my mud blood 🩸 Jan 26 '22
I mean, come on https://i.imgur.com/NxuEr1c.jpg
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u/Jay-Dee-British Schrödinger's Prayer warrior Jan 26 '22
Woah...
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u/blackcain Jan 26 '22
Someone should have posted that as a response to the one slide with god talking about false images and what not. These people are literally putting Trump up there with Jesus. It's fucking nuts.
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u/IHateCamping Jan 26 '22
That's what is so hard for me to understand. They claim to be so righteous but they deify Trump? He's the exact opposite of what Christ stands for.
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u/blackcain Jan 26 '22
They aren't really following the tenants of Christianity anyways. What Jesus taught and what they do are completely different things.
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u/Dragonlicker69 Jan 26 '22
That's something I noticed about right wing, they don't seem to understand the difference between a martyr and a saint/Object of worship. IDK if it's because they're black or if they genuinely can't tell the difference
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u/whadisabout Jan 26 '22
Right? I don’t think anyone regards Floyd as a hero
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u/QbertsRube Jan 26 '22
But Fox News said we praise Floyd as a hero as we BuRn dOwN aMeRicAN CitIEs. Are you trying to say that Fox News is deceitful in their programming?
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u/beek7419 Jan 26 '22
Yes. You can think people don't deserve to be murdered for no reason without regarding them as saints.
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u/theycallmecrack Jan 26 '22
This guy thanked God for saving him and curing his cancer, instead of the oncologist and medical staff who helped during his treatments and 11 ER visits.
These people live in an entirely different universe.
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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jan 26 '22
That line infuriated me. Ignore all the people who helped you. Give credit to the fairy tale. Weird how he went to an oncologist in the first place. Since God did all the work, why did he need a hospital? Wouldn't the church have done a better job?
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u/mountainwocky Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
The unsaid part is that according to their beliefs, God gave him the cancer in the first place. Not sure how they so easily believe in a loving God when he’s apparently going around giving people cancer and inflicting other miseries on people and animals.
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u/FriendToPredators Jan 26 '22
Remember that summit with the world leaders walking up the hill and Trump riding behind in a golf cart because he couldn't even walk up hill?
I can just imagine how relieved they all were to not have to talk to him.
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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Phucked around and Phound out Jan 26 '22
And the one where he shoved someone out of the way and did the chin jut thing showing how strong and powerful he is.
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u/letsgetignant13 I donate my mud blood 🩸 Jan 26 '22
That video fills me with rage. What a complete asshole. No class, he was a joke among the rest of the world leaders
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u/HotPinkLollyWimple Phucked around and Phound out Jan 26 '22
It’s absolutely pathetic - the exact think a playground bully would do. That’s why HCA winners love him, because they’re the same - or think they’re the same - and that this is how you show you’re powerful. You’re right - no class whatsoever.
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u/SpysSappinMySpy Jan 26 '22
Remember when he got laughed at by the entire UN when he said something he thought was impressive?
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u/movdqa Jan 26 '22
Reminds me of him trying to out grip Trudeau. Trudeau is a boxer (check out his videos on YouTube) but Trump that he was the Alpha male.
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u/JanitorKarl What's that Lassie? They can't breathe? Jan 26 '22
That meme about idol worshipping needs to be directed at the tRump worshipping crowd.
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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Jan 26 '22
They literally worshipped a golden statue of Trump at CPAC last year, irony escapes these morons.
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u/raynika2005 Jan 26 '22
I hate the shirtless Rambo style pictures. Is that what they really see when they look at him?
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u/curious_dead Jan 26 '22
What? I share pics of Biden as an action hero, a muscular boxer, an angel, a crusader in armor, a god-emperor and an all-around adonis all the time! Totally normal, non-cultish stuff!
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u/EquationsApparel Jan 26 '22
It's like they have to romanticize their ideal of him because they know the reality is disappointing in every way.
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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Jan 26 '22
And the hate was strong with that one! Damn....
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u/No_Cook2983 Jan 26 '22
Right?
I would feel like a total lunatic if I had a picture of a muscle-bound Rambo/Biden hybrid fighting Communists in the jungle.
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u/Federal_Diamond8329 Jan 26 '22
Seriously! He’s a draft Dodger but they like to pretend he’s a Rambo soldier!
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u/Hazekillre Jan 26 '22
Religion. Doesnt matter if they dont practice or are hard nut religious. Once you can accept anecdotes as a core truth, you will fall for anything.
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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Jan 26 '22
Will take all manner of chemo and radiation drugs, but won’t get vaccinated. Who can understand the anti-vaxxer logic here?
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u/tkp14 Jan 26 '22
There is no logic. I read a theory that these fools are engaging in caste behavior: they literally believe they are members of a caste that is massively superior to everyone else and that 1) no one is EVER allowed to tell them what to do, and 2) they are so pure and perfect (Aryan blood, don’t you know) that Covid cannot touch them. All the nasty, self-righteous, racist memes are just covering up their true belief: that they are superior.
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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Jan 26 '22
It’s viewed as an communist virus but we made the freedom cure! These types are so deluded that they think the gubmint is coming to get them, now by way of injection!
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u/WhoaMimi Jan 26 '22
Complaining that a mural is a "false idol" while also defending (presumably Confederate) statues and showing a stylized representation of the Iwo Jima flag-raising. K.
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u/onmyknees4anyone Is no joke 🏳️🌈 Jan 26 '22
TIL that a picture of someone = an idol.
So all those pictures of Trump = ... ?
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u/charlotte-ent Chose...Wisely Jan 26 '22
They literally had a gaudy, golden fucking statue of Trump that they hauled out at CPAC a year or so ago.
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u/X3R0_0R3X Jan 26 '22
Especially the ones where they replace jebus's face
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u/SponConSerdTent 💪Muscular Prayer Warrior💪 Jan 26 '22
There's that truck decal where Jesus is giving Trump a back massage...
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u/blackcain Jan 26 '22
Nevermind that CPAC had a golden statue of Trump - an actual fucking idol they paraded around.
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u/Murphy4717 Jan 26 '22
they lined up to have pictures taken with it.
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u/blackcain Jan 26 '22
They'll soon have a magnet sticker for cars with Calvin and Suzie worshiping in front of a Trump statue with a cross behind it. Heh.
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u/NullReference000 Jan 26 '22
Democrats are racist and should be removed. Also murals of black people are bad and statues of confederates are good. I am logically consistent.
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u/vespertine_glow Jan 26 '22
Note for sociologists of religion: How often believers think that their god is going to solve their problems for them and as a consequence they don't do anything about a particular situation or do the wrong thing.
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u/DBClass407 Ministry of Memory Cells Jan 26 '22
In the Bible, even if God do intervene, people still have to act to actually benefit the blessings. For example: as Israelites escape from their Egyptian captors, God blocks the latter with wall of fire, then provided escape route for the former by parting the Red Sea. Israelites don't just stand there in awe, they have to cross to evade.
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u/aliaswyvernspur Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
The example I use is: “God saved Noah, but Noah still had to build the Ark.”
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u/whatproblems Jan 26 '22
if he wanted us to move he should have teleported us.
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u/DBClass407 Ministry of Memory Cells Jan 26 '22
That will just encourage laziness. Nominees and awardees have an impression God will do everything for them, and look at the result.
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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Satan Gained a Fleshlight Jan 26 '22
In grad school, I remember sitting through a seminar by a professor who was working on cancer vaccines. And I don't mean vaccine against a virus that causes cancer like HPV. I mean actual vaccines that target cancer cells.
The concept is actually pretty simple. Identity a surface antigen that's unique to cancer cells, and then use that as the active ingredient in your vaccine (or the mRNA that codes for it, if it's a surface protein). It literally trains immune cells to recognize and destroy cancer cells.
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u/boyfriend_in_a_coma Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
Non-Hopkins lymphoma?!?!? Is that a lymphoma that occurs exclusively outside of Baltimore? Can I get an amen?
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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Jan 26 '22
Honestly, most lymphomas are non-Hopkins.
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u/theprozacfairy Jan 26 '22
My brain autocorrected it to Hodgkins, lol. I didn’t notice till you pointed it out.
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u/Apache1One Jan 26 '22
My favorite thing trump supporters do is photoshop him into military uniforms or fly the flag with him on a tank, completely ignoring the fact that the dude literally faked a disability to avoid service after his first four deferments expired.
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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Jan 26 '22
I also like the painting of him on a Harley. Can the guy even ride a bicycle?
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u/IntelligentTurn3216 Jan 26 '22
The “idolize no false idols before me “ kills me since these people idolized Trump like he was the second coming 😂🤡
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u/Lurch_murrgh Jan 26 '22
This is how I see it playing out.
"11 x in emergency - 11 times thank you doctors, thank you nurses."
"You should get vaxed Joe you're the most vulnerable."
"I don't understand Doctor? God works through you to save me, right. You do as God commands, you are his instrument. I would have thought Doc you would have learnt something by now."
Bc I love how arrogance works. Or in God speak, pride before the fall.
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u/Kitchissippika Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22
If god goes to bat for you for cancer but let's you get taken out by a supposed hoax virus after refusing to be vaccinated, that is what I would call a proper smiting.
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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Jan 26 '22
Other things he fought :
- equality
- tolerance
- kindness towards those less fortunate
He's resting somewhere all right, but it's not paradise.
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u/Sarvos Jan 26 '22
The friend's idea of heaven is laughable too. Jesus is just a real estate agent and let's you pick out a mansion on Heaven Blvd.
They are so caught up in consumerism they can't even imagine heaven without asking for more and bigger and better stuff.
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u/reclusivepelican Jan 26 '22
Really pisses me off that people post the most hateful, vile things but then at the very end they are deemed “virtuous” people who will surely be welcomed with open arms into heaven. The mental gymnastics these frauds go through is mind boggling
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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Satan Gained a Fleshlight Jan 26 '22
I believe my flair is relevant here.
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u/SpoofedFinger What A Drip 🩸 Jan 26 '22
It's pretty cut and dry. If they're in the same tribe (socially, ethnically, religiously, politically, racially) then they're good people and deserve sympathy and heaven. If they're in the out group then they deserve none of those things and are probably child molesters and are going to hell.
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u/zblaze90 Jan 26 '22
God didn’t heal your fucking cancer. The doctors and science did. Ffs
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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Satan Gained a Fleshlight Jan 26 '22
"I've been to the ER 11 times but God healed me."
Huh, weird how God's healing powers only work in the ER for some reason.
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u/Spadrick 🪘 Bingo Bango 🪘 Jan 26 '22
I see what went wrong here. He brought a weakened immune system to a virus fight.
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u/JoyousMN Ba Ba Motherfucker 🐑 Jan 26 '22
And threw away the only defensive weapon he'd been given
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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Satan Gained a Fleshlight Jan 26 '22
been in the emergency room 11 times, but God has brought me through and healed me
Weird how God's magical healing powers only work in the ER, huh?
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u/Jack_Dorso Jan 26 '22
What a fucking waste. As someone who lost the love of my life to stage 4 breast cancer, this pisses me off. He got a second chance at life and threw it away. I’d give anything to have her back. I never get after these award winners but this guy can rot.
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u/Calliopehoop Jan 26 '22
I’m so sorry for your loss. Cancer fucking sucks. I’ve lost several dear ones to it and I feel the same way - to get a second chance and have it wasted on these pieces of ignorant shit is infuriating
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u/TinMan737483 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 26 '22
Your prayers work, so why do you need mine?
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Right? Asking for other people's prayers like a dyed-in-the-wool socialist.
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u/I_FLY_757 Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
He fought Covid? Really?
He forfeited before the fight started.
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u/vastation666 🍎Have a Bite? Jan 26 '22
Never go into a fight unarmed (unvaccinated)
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u/cheesymccheeseplant Go Give One Jan 26 '22
Non-Hopkins?
Is this the American version of non-Hodgkin's?
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u/PleasantAmphibian101 Team Pfizer Jan 26 '22
What a waste of a cancer treatment. I’m glad that one idiot got denied the heart transplant because of his refusal to get vaccinated. Cancer treatments should be the same, unless the person cannot medically get the vaccine
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u/DaniCapsFan Team Moderna Jan 26 '22
Conservatives are having shit fits over it and calling it monstrous. But the dude would literally rather die and leave behind two young children than get a vaccine. And the fact that he refuses to get a vaccine probably makes the medical team question whether or not he would stick to their regimen of anti-rejection drugs (which fuck up your immune system) and other care.
The bohunk featured in this post was diagnosed, it seems, in July of 2020, probably went through treatment, during which he was shitposting about masks and vaccines--two things that absolutely would save his life--and when he was told he could get a vaccine, refused.
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u/TheDancingHare Jan 26 '22
Number 5: literally never heard of someone worshipping Floyd as a god. But Trumpers sure revere their orange god.
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u/mayhembody1 Jan 26 '22 edited Jan 27 '22
The Iwo Jima picture being used for that "We owe illegals nothing"meme is especially frustrating. One of the marines pictured (Sgt. Michael Strank, who was KIA) was an immigrant, and another (Cpl. Rene Gagnon) was the son of immigrants .
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u/Zameel-Boltcaster Jan 26 '22
"He fought covid" Did he really!? No. He fought Covid mandates and vaccines. If anything, he assisted covid and welcomed it.
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u/Faucet860 Jan 26 '22
I love the meme with Trump in uniform lol the irony. He's a huge draft dodger!
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u/Impossible-Mud-3593 Jan 26 '22
As part of my cancer treatment I had to be up to date on all my vaccines. And was told that now since my immune is low, I need to be diligent about not getting a flu or pneumonia. Well covid causes a pneumonia. So I got my vaccine as one of the first groups. And the booster. I'm still here and have survived 2 devasting cancers!
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u/Farucci Jan 26 '22
“He fought with alcohol and won.”
He fought with science and lost. . .
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u/Latter-Aioli7313 Jan 26 '22
The Covid wing of heaven must look alot llke January 6th at the Capitol.
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u/projectmjultra Jan 26 '22
"I don't need your dumb vaccine. I have an immune system. I survived cancer." Covid--"Hold my beer"
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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Jan 26 '22
In Heaven, in perfect health, "moving into a mansion"...? What the actual fuck are they smoking?
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u/Copheeaddict Inconceivable! Jan 26 '22
Can we just separate ourselves from these people already? Let them have thier gods, guns and science education free society. We can keep the science and scientists, scary pharmaceutical companies, 5G, and higher education. If they want to use our science based hospitals, they're gonna have to pay hefty border crossing tolls.
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u/jarena009 Jan 26 '22
Anti-Vaxxers on Cancer Treatments "Do whatever you need to do and pump whatever you need into me, Doctor!"
Anti-Vaxxers on COVID Vaccines "F U Doctor. What does Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers say?"
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u/sanguiniuswept Jan 26 '22
Yeah, and with cancer it's always "What experimental gene therapy do you have sitting in a back room? Do i have to go to Mexico to get some black market retrovirals? How many blowjobs do i need to give you for you to give me what i need?"
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u/RedLidofNuts Jan 26 '22
Seems that “prayer warriors” had become part of the antivax vernacular. I see it used almost 100% in these HCA posts. Funny. I’ve never used it once and never will. More prayer warriors for them.
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u/Lackerbawls Jan 26 '22
“ Libral science” FFS