r/HermanCainAward Jul 02 '22 I'll Drink to That 1 Silver 1 Wholesome Seal of Approval 1 All-Seeing Upvote 1 Wholesome 2 Hermie 1

Update: Fisheena sleeps with the Trump fishes. Get vaccinated. Awarded

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u/Dazzling-Length-1392 Jul 02 '22

You didn’t redact the fish!

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u/WarmBlessedCaribou 🦆 Jul 02 '22

Holy cow, I know her. Her name is Lulu and she has 937 children that aren't going to make it now because this basshole murdered her. So sad.

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u/Miserable_Ad_9541 Jul 03 '22

Holy mackerel!

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Jul 03 '22

Slap

C'mon, you know you deserve that!

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Jul 02 '22

And I was in a school with her!

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Jul 03 '22

Remember that asshole from calc she used to date? He would bait her on purpose and make her act crazy, always bass-lighting

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Team Moderna Jul 03 '22

What a crappie guy.

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u/FireWyvern_ Jul 03 '22

I always knew there's something fishy about him, but i couldn't fin any evidence!

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u/Yasea Team Mix & Match Jul 03 '22

Was only thinking about his own rod and nothing else.

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Jul 03 '22

She was offered the vaccine, but she didn't take the bait!

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u/meta_perspective Jul 03 '22 Sidevote

Did you excel or flounder?

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u/ZombieLibrarian Jul 03 '22

Eel never tell, don’t bother asking.

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u/xovrit 🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 Jul 03 '22

Doll fin.

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u/Not_Drawn_To_Scale Jul 02 '22

It's just there for scale.

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u/MattGdr Jul 02 '22

Are you finished?

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u/What-The-Helvetica Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁 Jul 03 '22

Nope, I'm having a whale of a time!

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Jul 03 '22

Probably left it for the halibut

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u/kieplangdu Jul 03 '22

Fresh water going for salt water? What about the pure blood thing?

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Jul 03 '22

It takes a skilled sturgeon

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u/socialist_frzn_milk Jul 02 '22

How long is it going to take before they realize that COVID doesn’t care how many times they gave Trump money?

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Jul 02 '22

They're incapable of learning.

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u/CreamPuff97 Jul 03 '22 Narwhal Salute

They're the rats that give themselves electrical burns because they can't figure out the red square around the cheese hurts

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u/Inevitable_Pilot_643 Jul 03 '22

Haven't figured out that there was never any cheese in the first place.

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u/HammockComplex Jul 03 '22 Silver

Or they convinced themselves that there WAS cheese that was rightfully theirs, but the rats from the neighboring cage snuck across the border and stole it.

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u/merchantsc Jul 03 '22

Gotta build some rat cage walls and make those other rats pay for it!

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u/McBinary Jul 03 '22

There is a reason we track 'college educated' as a metric for voters...

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u/MuuaadDib Quantum Healer Jul 03 '22

Not true, if you get the commemorative "let's go Brandon" Trump coin it comes with chip blocking tech built into the coin! Act now, supplies limited, operators are standing by!

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Jul 03 '22

But wait...there's more!

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u/bababooey1999 Jul 03 '22

A free pillow?

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Jul 03 '22

🤣😂👍🏽

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u/FIRE_flying Jul 03 '22

And a tin of beans.

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u/What-The-Helvetica Pfizer Pfanatic here! 😁 Jul 03 '22

And a set of genuine CutcoTM steak knives!

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u/HermanCainsGhost Resident Poltergeist Jul 03 '22

Don’t forget to use the Rudy Giuliani coupon code

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

Only $5,999 for this solid aluminum coin with the proprietary technology.

Guaranteed that there will be no active chip in your arm if you buy it.

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u/LastBoiscout Jul 03 '22

Comrade Bonespur TOLD his cult to get vaccinated, and they booed his goofy ass. He doesn't have control of them as he once did. The MAGA Cult has devolved into another version of Frankenstein's monster

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u/livinginfutureworld Jul 03 '22

The MAGA Cult has devolved into another version of Frankenstein's monster

They are incredibly dangerous because they're all racing to outdo each other in the 'who can be the biggest asshole' sweepstakes.

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u/LastBoiscout Jul 03 '22

Just saw that debacle Liz Cheney was a part of. All her opponents just tried to sound more batshit crazy than each other. Cheney looked like a Rhodes Scholar among those idiots. It's actually frightening

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u/livinginfutureworld Jul 03 '22

This shit's happening nationwide.

Insanity is what GOP voters expect to get. It's what they want because they believe that they are under attack by Democrats so they need some kind of insane idiot to protect them. They get those stupid persecution iideas from Facebook and their media.

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u/InspectorHuge2304 Jul 03 '22

To be fair, her terrible politics should never be mistaken for stupidity.

I respect that she stands on principle, both in her oath to defend against enemies domestic, and in the things I vehemently disagree with her on. She doesn't stick a finger in the wind to see which direction would be best to grovel for favor in from that base. Same with Kinzinger.

They're both very dangerous as well, because so many are looking at the January 6th Committee and seeing only that aspect and casting them as allies all the way through. They're not. Not playing the "be more outrageous and inflammatory than _____" game is, imo, very calculated.

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u/travel_nerdiness Jul 02 '22

“We’re making life & death decisions for our mom, and we chose death so she doesn’t suffer.”

Same person: “Wait…are you getting an abortion? You don’t get to decide!”

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u/FifiTheFancy Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

Sounds like they just decided to end a life that god wanted to live. Do they know better than god? God needed that woman to be a massive financial burden on her family and society. SMH

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u/ColbieCaprice System reboot by Jesus Jul 03 '22

« it’S nOt thE sAmE »

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u/a_lil_louder_please Jul 03 '22

This lady has already been born, so they don’t give a shit anymore. People who are “pro life” are in reality pro birth, anti choice, and anti life.

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u/Panthreau Jul 03 '22

They only care about fetuses.

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u/MattUWayne Jul 02 '22

“I wanna start by thanking god for being by her side through this sickness.” [Goes on to describe how god let her suffer immensely.]

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Jul 03 '22

Yeah, that's what christians do and 'admire' (they don't but it's how they virtue signal their fucking nonsense).

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u/FeedsCorpsesToPigs In the name of The Oakleys, The Goatee and The Harley Davidson Jul 02 '22

I remember this one. Thanks for the update. Guess God Almighty is tired of anti-vaxxers.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Jul 02 '22

Guess God Almighty is tired of anti-vaxxers.

He can't help them. They all drive around in iron chariots. Iron is somehow the biblical McGuffin that thwarts the god of Judea's powers.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Jul 02 '22

Good times good times. The original persecution complex religion, all the others were 'my god is mighty and will destroy you' and theirs was 'my god is mighty, but he hates us'.

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u/Well-MeaningCisIdiot Jul 02 '22

Yahweh turning out to be an exceptionally douchey and aloof archfey would make a painfully high amount of sense...

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Jul 02 '22

God has infinite power but finite patience.

And also doesn't exist.

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u/Vaenyr Anti-intellectualism is a blight. Jul 03 '22

Hey, I also have finite patience! Guess I'm 1/3 God.

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u/niftytastic Jul 03 '22

And she posted that twice in the span of days!

I mean it was a welcomed break from all the Trump obsession posts but still, guess God Almighty wasn’t so keen on keeping her alive.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Jul 02 '22

Oh well, let's face it, fish are the leading cause of COVID deaths.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Jul 02 '22

The fish are getting their revenge

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u/Corteran Jul 02 '22 Giggle

They left her floundering.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Jul 02 '22

My word, you lot sure are hooked on puns.

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u/AtomicBombSquad Team Moderna Jul 02 '22

We do it for the halibut.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Jul 02 '22

Saury about that.

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u/fatdog1111 Jul 02 '22

Poor woman bought the right wing’s lies—hook, line and sinker.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Jul 02 '22

I was perched on the edge of my seat waiting for this one to fin-ish.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Jul 02 '22

can you speak louder? I'm hard of herring!

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Jul 02 '22

On a SCALE of 1 to 10, I'm giving your pun a 7.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Jul 02 '22

Her selfish ways finally caught up to her. Maybe she can be an anglefish angelfish in her next life.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Jul 02 '22

Possibly an anglerfish: lives in the dark, tries to lure others to their doom.

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u/ImOnlyHereForTheCoC Team Moderna Jul 03 '22

I think you mean her sailfish ways

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Jul 03 '22

Well, she's gone to be with cod.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Jul 02 '22

Guess the person who told everyone award winner had passed was prescient.

And I think award winner was already brain damaged even before her cardiac arrest.

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u/EdgarAlley Jul 02 '22

Didn't have to be Nostradamus on this one.

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Jul 02 '22

That Dead Cat Bounce, oof.

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u/AutomationGod5150 Jul 03 '22 Silver

Dead catfish bounce.

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u/TheRnegade Jul 03 '22

God had his hands on her and said "nah".

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u/Likherpusisaur Jul 02 '22

Tile #13: (Re: taking Momma off of life support) – So what you are saying in effect is that you are going to interfere with "Almighty God's" plans & efforts to sustain your antiVax/antiMask Mom's life, as she'd twice shared with all of her Social Media "friends"? Are you absolutely certain your Mom would have wanted that?

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u/TheRnegade Jul 03 '22

If anything, they should've followed the advice in her memes and put it entirely in god's hands. Sure, the result would've ended in her death either way but it would've saved them those medical bills.

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u/WrathOfMogg Jul 02 '22

Quoting Kafka just tickles me considering these people are driving us all into a Kafkaesque doomsday society at 1000 miles per hour.

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Jul 02 '22

These morons have never read Kafka or Orwell or Dostoyevsky or any other intellectual that they quote in single-shot Facebook posts.

Despite their rampant anti-intellectualism, they like the idea of sounding smart, so they pull quotes from people they’ve heard smart people like. Possibly as a “gotcha” to the intelligent, but definitely as a way to make themselves seem more intelligent and well-read than they actually are.

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u/fatdog1111 Jul 02 '22

My rural southern town conservative insurance agent shared a Facebook quote … from Karl Marx. A few likes. No comments.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

Hey, he does not work, neither shall he eat is their doctrine.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

Samuel Clemens hade problem this very sam

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u/Jexp_t Team Moderna Jul 03 '22

Amerika.

He even chose Oklahoma as the model.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

A million miles like some disgraced cosmonaut

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u/Darkside531 Team Moderna Jul 02 '22

You know, this is really crappie. So many soles gone, and so roughy, just for the halibut. You'd think they'd tuna into the fact their Cod isn't herring them and they should trust their sturgeon more.

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u/crowamonghens Jul 03 '22

Not tonight; I got a haddock.

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u/HumbleHobbit Jul 03 '22

Angry upvote. Well done

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Jul 02 '22

So long, and thanks for all the fish

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Jul 02 '22

My family and I have come to an agreement that we will not let her suffer anymore that she has.

A tough decision, but a commendable one.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Jul 02 '22

This is why you have advanced directives and a POA set up. You don’t want your loved ones to figure out your wishes if something should happen to you.

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u/eye8urcake Jul 02 '22

People Selfish twats like her do.

How else will they force people to keep them as center of attention?

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

Fail to plan plan to fail, prior planning prevents piss poor performance

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u/Ashie2112 🐑 Sheeple are my kind of people 🐑 Jul 02 '22 Take My Energy

Absolutely. Having just done exactly this with my own mom (not covid related) it is a heartbreaking decision to make. Their life in your hands.

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u/Dumbcuckpenguin2 Jul 02 '22

Fisheena took the selfishness of not vaccinated herself and passed the burden of emotional pain and hard choice into her family

Now it is her family who will be suffering, all that could have been preventable.

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u/CreamPuff97 Jul 03 '22

Also now crippling medical debt

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u/gimpwiz Jul 03 '22

Medical debt may get taken from the estate, but it's not inherited. The children won't inherit her medical debt.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Jul 02 '22

Man, I'm sorry. That's a lot of pressure.

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u/Ashie2112 🐑 Sheeple are my kind of people 🐑 Jul 03 '22

Thank you

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u/Bippy73 Jul 03 '22

I’m so sorry for your loss.

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Jul 02 '22

She could have suffered a bit more, you know? Family's choice.

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u/TheGoodOldCoder Jul 03 '22

If what she believed is true, then her family actually increased her suffering. She discouraged people from getting the life-saving vaccine.

Her statements added to the chorus of misinformation, the overall effect of which was the death of many more people who would have survived if she and people like her just did nothing. Killing people is a sin that I suspect she believed would send a person to hell. They spent an entire commandment on it.

And so by her own beliefs, she should expect to spend an eternity suffering in hell. The only thing keeping her from that eternal torture was her family's refusal to pull the plug.

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Jul 03 '22

Completely mental, but yes, that's the thought process.

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u/thund3rcl33z Master COVID Politicizer Jul 03 '22

The decision could have been based on mercy and compassion. I'll suggest it's at least as likely her people got tired of having to regularly visit the hospital to observe a slowly decomposing soon-to-be cadaver die a vaccine preventable death.

Eventually, the dire prognoses of medical professionals hit harder than the empty platitudes offered by "pastors" and Truth Social prayer warriors.

Besides, they have animals to kill and fuel prices to complain about. There are only so many hours in the day.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Jul 02 '22

She could have suffered a bit more, you know?

"What makes you think that she isn't still suffering?" --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆, continuing to rip mouthfuls of lung meat from the antiva prey item's lifeless carcass

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Jul 02 '22

Lung meat? Lung MEAT?? You mean LUNG CONCRETE!!

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Jul 02 '22

Do not taunt or provoke the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Jul 02 '22

Should have come to that decision when they were brainwashing her into white supremacist theocracy.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Jul 02 '22

Wonder how long she suffered? "It's been X months of a horrible, terrible existence - it's time." Not my way to go but hey, it's what she wanted.

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u/AgentEntropy Jul 02 '22

My family and I have come to an agreement that we will not let her suffer anymore that she has.

<cries and disconnects Facebook>

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u/Ant70 Jul 02 '22

Is that USA talk for ‘we can’t afford to keep her in ICU any longer?’

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u/fistymcbuttpuncher Jul 02 '22

No, its one of those late term abortions they keep harping on about.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Jul 03 '22

It's the 149th trimester abortion.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Jul 02 '22

This is how Death Panels work in real life.

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u/powabiatch Jul 02 '22

Her daughter seems like a decent person

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u/RickyOzzy Jul 03 '22

Was she vaccinated? Why is she talking about the booster?

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Jul 02 '22

God is truly listening & got his hands on her!

Slide 12 is awkwaaarrrd.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Jul 02 '22

Why do people ALLOW HIM to touch your children or women like this???

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u/ArtAndCraftBeers Jul 03 '22 Take My Energy

You’re the only one to point out this line so far. Weird that they are more concerned about Joe being a bit creepy than Mr. wife-beating twice impeached ”grab em by the pussy” “I’d date my own daughter/we have sex in common” waltzing into teen beauty pageant dressing rooms.

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u/eleanorbigby Jul 03 '22

"your women," especially.

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u/Return_Of_The_Fly Table for two, please Jul 02 '22

I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel pretty owned by all those antivaxxers dying.

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

Doubt if I'll sleep tonight, due to my rage at being so owned.

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u/mycodfather Jul 03 '22

She lived like she died - brain damaged.

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u/RedIcarus1 Jul 02 '22

It’s great when someone works hard and finally achieves their goal! Good for her!

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u/legz_cfc Jul 02 '22

Slide 8... does it really need the arrows drawn on? Would Trump supporters not understand if the arrows weren't there?

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Jul 02 '22

Have you seen Ben Garrison's "political" "cartoons"?

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u/CrazyWhammer Living vent free in your head Jul 02 '22

Still not sure which is which. Maybe they should add labels or use color coding.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

You can do it. One is plastic addives and the other is food preservatives.

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u/thoroughbredca Team Mix & Match Jul 02 '22 Starry

I guess there’s no god because that was the only thing keeping her alive.

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u/sars_covid19 Jul 03 '22

Trump the draft dodger is labeled as a lion and a patriot.

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u/WinterKing2112 Jul 03 '22

Oh, the irony!

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u/MillerJC Jul 03 '22

Fuck these people. I’m beyond just having no sympathy. I have negative sympathy for these morons

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u/Panikkrazy Jul 03 '22

I’m to the point where I actively wish death on them. Someone who wants to actively put me in danger out of sheer selfishness doesn’t deserve my oxygen.

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u/MillerJC Jul 03 '22

I personally wouldn’t do that far, but I don’t blame you at all. At least it’s chipping away at the GOP voter base.

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u/leamanc Jul 02 '22

She won’t be chipped, but she will get a toe tag.

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u/GlorifiedPlumber100 I have a bad feeling about this Jul 03 '22

I seen to remember reading something a few years ago that Louisiana was considering putting RFID tags in bodies. That way when the next giant hurricane comes and bodies inevitably float up from cemeteries they would have an easier time figuring out where they belong. I don't know if they followed through, though.

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u/jimjam721 Jul 03 '22

What is it with these MAGAts making trump a lion or Rambo?

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u/boofdahpoo130 Jul 03 '22

And about 100 pounds thinner in all of their right-wing artistic renderings.

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u/stonecruzJ Jul 03 '22

In reality he’s just an unstable, waddling old fool.

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Jul 03 '22

If only they had prayed harder and given more money to Donald and Melania.

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u/Plaster_Lion Jul 02 '22

Covid is still out there doing God's work.

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u/pixel_dent Jul 03 '22

The Red Plague

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u/ArcticBeavers Jul 03 '22

It's funny because this is the same group who thinks God will "punish the gays" for their sins, but can't turn a mirror on themselves and see that God is killing millions of Bible thumping anti-vaxxers. In fact, they'll probably thank him for giving them strength throughout their "battle"

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Jul 03 '22

Meanwhile her grifter hero is vaccinated and boosted....and alive.

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u/MythicalDawn Jul 03 '22

Me, my Mum, and my little sister have all got confirmed Covid over the last few days. We are all triple vaccinated and its fucking awful, but I have never, ever been more happy to have got my jabs. I can't imagine what this would do to us without the vaccine, and I'm so thankful for it.

Don't put yourself through the physical pain of this condition unvaccinated, or inflict the ultimate wound on your family through your own negligence, I can't imagine I'd ever recover if my little sister died from being unvaccinated, or my mum. The pain of such a needless and premature loss would be unbearable, and her selfish actions have likely left a void in her family. And all for what?

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u/DoomRyGuy Jul 02 '22

Slide 5 didn't age well.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Jul 02 '22

Yes, none of it did. And neither did she....

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u/o-Valar-Morghulis-o Jul 02 '22

Can I get my thoughts and prayers back?

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 03 '22

At double interest!

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u/SellNeverHeardofHer Jul 03 '22

Caught Covid. Am vaxed/boosted and was as sick as I have ever been for a few days. I tell people that you don’t want this shit. It’s bad news. I couldn’t imagine dealing with it without the vaccine. I’m in great shape too with no underlying conditions.

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

Best of luck with your recovery.

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u/Adventurous-Cry-9942 Jul 02 '22

I guess god didn’t want her alive anymore

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u/gnurdette The HCAplain Jul 03 '22

Can you blame him?

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u/urbanproject78 Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿 Jul 02 '22

Looks like God had “better” plans for her seeing as she dropped dead 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/jonny3jack Jul 02 '22

It was a LONG drop😃

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u/No-Big1920 Jul 02 '22

So out of curiosity, can any armchair physicians explain how Covid leads to cardiac arrest? This isn't doubt, I'm just genuinely curious as to the science behind it. Does the virus put so much stress ont he body it simply weakens the heart to the point of increased vulnerability? From my limited high school knowledge of biology, the heart pumps blood through the body, while the lungs carry oxygen into the blood. Does the virus damage the lungs so much that it's unable to properly oxygenate blood, and thus puts stress on the heart??

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u/Tenprovincesaway Atlas Coughed Jul 03 '22

COVID is not a respiratory disease. It’s a vascular disease masquerading as a respiratory disease. It causes clots, tiny to large, through the body. And that clotting can cause all sorts of problems.

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟 Jul 03 '22

If a person is hypoxic ( not enough oxygen) that can cause heart failure. In her case I suspect it was a blood clot. As the other commenter pointed out Covid is a vascular disease and it could have been a blood clot too. The virus attacks a number of body systems and cell types, there are also neurological symptoms like brain fog , losing taste and smell and in extreme cases can cause brain damage. I’m not sure how you’d notice with this lady though.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Jul 03 '22

You know those clots they all use as an excuse to not get the vaccine? COVID is a lot more likely to cause clots than any vaccine.

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

Almost every real vax side effect can happen for real with Covid at a tremendously larger significance.

Almost all of the imagined ones also can be brought on by Covid, too.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Jul 02 '22

Oh, right. This was the one where the family was celebrating her recovery while she was still in the ICU on a vent. I guess that didn’t work out.

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u/Darkside531 Team Moderna Jul 02 '22

celebrating her recovery while she was still in the ICU on a vent

That's... not how any of that works, but OK.

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u/CDN-Ctzn Team Pfizer Jul 03 '22

Dead Cat Bounce has entered the conversation…

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u/ext3meph34r Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Jul 03 '22

Buckle up. Hospitalizations are starting to climb in my neck of the woods, NY. And our newly elected mayor is focusing too hard on the economy and not the lives.

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Jul 02 '22

Leave the damn fish alone!!

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u/terrierhead Jul 03 '22

I signed up for Trump rallies to try to have empty seats at each one of the damn things. I get fundraising emails from Trump’s people a minimum of twice per day.

One of those emails was raffling off lunch with Trump with a donation as the entry fee. No thanks. If I wanted to eat McDonald’s with a narcissist dripping with Covid, I could do that locally

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u/iago_williams Team Moderna Jul 03 '22

Those contests never have a winner. It's just a fundraiser for the rubes, lol.

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u/Visible-Secretary121 Jul 03 '22

Anyone else notice how enormous her hands are? She's had mitts like that Seinfeld episode....

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u/donnabreve1 Jul 03 '22

Trump would be jealous of those giant mitts

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u/Friendly-Cup-4394 Team Mix & Match Jul 03 '22

Man hands 😂😂 I dropped calc in college the first time because my prof had man hands! Yeah, that was the real reason…

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u/emccm It also serves to mask my contempt Jul 03 '22

My favorite thing about this is how they put arrows pointing to Trump and wife when though they were the only two in the photo.

ETA I just realized that may be OP. In which case it’s hilarious.

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u/powabiatch Jul 03 '22

Nope the arrows were there lol

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u/emccm It also serves to mask my contempt Jul 03 '22

Really? That is just too much.

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u/stevejobs4525 Jul 03 '22

But at least she owned the libs

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u/Crash665 Jul 03 '22

No one in any of those Facebook posts ever read Kafka

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u/TheGreatRao Jul 03 '22

They couldn’t even spell Kafka even if you spotted them the k and f. Meanwhile mom was undergoing her own metamorphosis, from brain damaged to brain dead. When will this cult of personality end? 45 is one of the few people who loses money running a casino. He never had the discipline to focus on anything other than his own publicity and ratings, and as far as I can see, has never done anything to help anyone other than himself. Not one act of kindness, charity, or compassion. Not even at his father’s funeral. People literally follow him and his Q acolytes into the grave.

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u/theresagray17 Jul 03 '22

Unrelated, but love how they had to point, with arrows, Melania and Trump. So you know, you wouldn't think that they meant the stairs or the tapestry were the true president.

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u/Sauerkraut1321 Jul 03 '22

God decided she should be dead

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u/burtritto Jul 03 '22

The Kafka quote at the end is icing on the cake. A guy who pretty much pointed out the tendency of people to invent problems.

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u/CountRumfordFRS Jul 02 '22

Slide 8: Melania kind of stands like a robot.

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u/big_nothing_burger Jul 02 '22

r/unnecessaryarrow

As a lit nerd I'm super annoyed when idiots quote guys like Kafka. This bitch couldn't read past five pages of The Trial.

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u/iambicman 🪦 Designated HCA Headstone Engraver 🪦 Jul 02 '22

epitaph

Fisheena shunned the jab; now, tragically,
She has to face the void without 5G.

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u/Bippy73 Jul 03 '22 edited Jul 03 '22

And they learned not one thing I’m sure. And if she had lived, she’s be another loon saying thank God I didn’t get the jab! Who knows how sick I would’ve been! These people. Well, it’s not the shot or the mask keeping you alive, it’s God almighty, right? 🙈

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u/Cockatoo010 Team Moderna Jul 03 '22

"remember it's not the shot or mask keeping us alive, it's god almighty"

Not mighty enough to get you to receive the thing that would have greatly reduced your chances of dying, huh?

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u/Jaysyn4Reddit Team Pfizer Jul 03 '22

One less [email protected] sympathizer voting.

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u/JNTaylor63 Jul 03 '22

One less republican voter and our country is better off.

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u/comesbeforeV Jul 02 '22

Fish fingers

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u/voterobot Jul 03 '22

Kafka really…

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Jul 03 '22

Fisheena, now in Davy Jones' Locker.

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u/NachoMommies Jul 03 '22

So Covid > God. Or God wanted her to die. Pick one.

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

That powerful lion, Trump.

What a wimp.

The Cowardly Lion.

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u/dumdodo Jul 03 '22

She memed God twice.

God didn't do his job again.

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u/slowclapcitizenkane Jul 03 '22

I'm supposed to believe she read Kafka? Pfft!

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u/AmazonISSUnofficial Jul 03 '22

Sad to read that she suffered brain damage. Thing is, that likely happened before COVID because she's just so stupid.

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u/kingoafrika Jul 03 '22

This lady said that it what not the shot or the mask keeping us alive but God’s will. So following her line of reasoning, no viagra for those who god gave a limp dick then? Would have loved to have seen her explain that to her republican siblings

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u/Irvgotti455 Jul 03 '22

trump will go down……on Putin 😹

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u/OneHumanPeOple Jul 02 '22

The Kafka quote is from metamorphosis? Gregor is turning into a cockroach.

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u/ksam3 Go Give One Jul 03 '22

That was my thought but someone above says it's from The Trial. It's been a loooong time since my Russian Lit course in college so I don't remember exactly. It does sound like something someone who has woken up to discover he is now a cockroach would say.

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u/Goldang Team Pfizer Jul 03 '22

People who supported Trump think Biden isn’t normal? Weird.

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u/LA_girl3000 Jul 03 '22

It's wild that they think they're even worth a tracking chip... 🤣 The wacky conspiracies around the vaccine are just insanity with a large side of narcissism.