r/HermanCainAward Jul 29 '22

Update: Red has sadly passed away. Her cousin and friends memorialize her in a classy fashion. Awarded

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u/TheRealKenInMN Unvaccinated lives matter! *cough* Jul 29 '22

So no more sausage list?

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u/frieda406 Jul 29 '22

Or bling sheds.

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u/strg8te Jul 29 '22

Wtf is a bling shed? I’m afraid to Google

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u/blarryg Jul 29 '22

I think it has something to do with one's genitals!

Not really, it's tacky sparkly jewelry that some people inexplicably like. It's comorbid with apparently with mental health challenges such as Trump support and anti-vax stance. Think of it as a gateway drug.

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u/AGuyNamedEddie Hold my Bier ⚰️ Jul 29 '22 Rocket Like

Speaking of comorbid...

Bling MLM Paparazzi had a super-spreader event in 2021 that killed about a dozen attendees:

https://behindmlm.com/companies/11-deaths-linked-to-paparazzi-covid-19-las-vegas-event/

And their crap jewellery has--surprise!--toxic metals in it:

https://behindmlm.com/companies/toxic-metals-found-in-paparazzi-jewelry/

I think their corporate motto is "We'll kill them one way or the other."

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u/ChikkaChikka1298 Welcome to the ECMO Chamber Jul 29 '22

Ooooh I remember this one from Vegas and I will forever associate the Paparazzi brand with this death conference.

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u/livinginfutureworld Jul 29 '22

We'll kill them one way or the other."

After we get their money of course

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u/filthyheartbadger 🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ Jul 29 '22

This filled me with horror. If only vaccinations had been available at that time… wait …

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u/Thowitawaydave Paradise by the ECMO Lights Jul 29 '22

Seriously, I was just telling my friends who still live on the East coast how different the Covid death stories are. Like they only tangentially know people who died from it, and all were early on. Meanwhile, in the Red State that I live in currently, I know of nearly a dozen folks who died, most of them after the vaccine was introduced. But since the disinformation campaigns worked so well on them, they thought sheep dewormer and other nonsense would save them, and masks and vaccines were just big brother trying to control them. And even after their father or sister or mother died, the families still aren't going to get vaccinated. I've given up trying to convince them.

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

People like those you mentioned are too committed to their cult dogma to unfreeze themselves. Think of the sunk cost fallacy. If they admit that it was all for nothing, their entire contrived worldview is thrown out the window.

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u/NewSouthWhales- Jul 29 '22

The pandemic proved that we have them cornered. If we can keep up a constant stream of opportunities for reality deniers to kill themselves, we're going to solve that problem. We need, like, Covid x100, a virus incredibly deadly yet incredibly easy to avoid and prevent.

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 Team Moderna Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 30 '22

Which won't solve the root of the problem: the politicians and talking heads who peddle this shit for profit and conformity. Everyone knows Republicans from party members to Fox News pundits are vaccinated, they just promote anti-vax views because the party line is pure sectarian contrarianism.

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u/poksim Jul 29 '22

Lmao Pitbull concert at an MLM event. Wish I was there.

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u/olderthanbefore Jul 29 '22

No, you really really dont

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u/Everybodysbastard Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

Vajazzling.

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u/crisco8 Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

Bra-fucking-vo!!!

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Jul 29 '22

Oh shit I'm rolling here.

You owe me a keyboard!

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u/RememberThe5Ds GOT THE CHIP, DON'T NEED AN IV OR A FLIP Jul 29 '22

Maybe a bling shed is like goatees for women?

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u/frieda406 Jul 29 '22

I think it’s like a she shed filled with blingy crap.

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u/RoguePlanet1 Jul 29 '22

I wonder which poor sap inherits that hot mess of shit?!

Oh well, slap a "She Shed Sale" sign on it and unload on the idiots, slows down the purchasing of newly-manufactured toxic crap.

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u/Imawildedible Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

You can only find out if you let me put you on my sausage list.

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u/strg8te Jul 29 '22

I’m not googling that either! 🤣

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u/caspy7 Jul 29 '22

You'll never be invited to the lemon party if you don't get on the sausage list!

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u/RedSorceressIsIt Jul 29 '22

Pyramid scheme but with shitty cheap jewelry

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u/leamanc Jul 29 '22

Off of the sausage list, headed to the big bling shed in the sky.

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u/frieda406 Jul 29 '22

I actually snort laughed while reading this. Well done.

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Jul 29 '22

What a pity, oh well. Speaking of sausages, I’m going to start a bonfire and roast hot dogs. Which I’m able to do because I got the “jab” and recovered fairly quickly from COVID.

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u/David_Haas_Patel Jul 29 '22

Really is a pity. Anyway, I got my second booster on Saturday. A bit sore the next day, but better than dying and not being able to eat delicious processed meats. Speaking of which, I am not much into hot dogs but love me some gourmet bratwursts. Might grill some sour cream and onion or shitake swiss brats tomorrow!

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u/Bayou13 Jul 29 '22

We had sausage last night for dinner and were happy because we both have our second boosters now. It’s nice to know Covid most like won’t take us off the sausage list.

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u/LowMaintenance Thrice marked by the beast Jul 29 '22

We make summer sausages to give to our friends who work at the marina - they take excellent care of us and our boat.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Jul 29 '22

Nope, took her last turn for the wurst.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Jul 29 '22

I don't even want to know what that meant much less be on it

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u/TheRealKenInMN Unvaccinated lives matter! *cough* Jul 29 '22

Slide 4.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Jul 29 '22

I meant is she making and giving her friends sausages? Or something more lascivious? Lol ew

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u/TheRealKenInMN Unvaccinated lives matter! *cough* Jul 29 '22

I think she was freaky...

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Jul 29 '22

Plahhhhhh!!!!

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u/kodaiko_650 Jul 29 '22

I think a spot opened up

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u/freedomink Jul 29 '22

Depends on what you think about soylent green.

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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Jul 29 '22

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEOOPPLLEE!!!!!!!!

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Jul 29 '22

right?! i need to know! what happened to the sausage list?! what is it?!

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u/therationalists Jul 29 '22

One spot opened up on the sausage list lol

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Jul 29 '22

Trump, MLMs, anti-vax... let me just make all the bad choices in life.

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u/AgentEntropy Jul 29 '22

Red's dead, baby, Red's dead.

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u/ginataylortang Jul 29 '22

Whose motorcycle is this?

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u/AgentEntropy Jul 29 '22

It's the wife's now. And it's for sale.

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u/Homerpaintbucket Jul 29 '22

Don't forget still being about, "bling" in 2022.

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u/Bayou13 Jul 29 '22

What the heck is a bling shed anyway?

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u/noodlyarms Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

If you have to ask, you're not driven enough to be an independent Bling boss babe and make a bazillion Bling bucks.

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u/ParadeSit Breath on my gown Jul 29 '22

Better than Schrute bucks?

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u/Mattbryce2001 Jul 29 '22

What's the conversion rate from Bling Bucks to Stanley Nickles?

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u/dontgetcutewithme Jul 29 '22

The area of her home that she has dedicated to her MLM "business" (see also "LuLaRoom").

Cousin is plugging her side hustle on the death announcement. Typical classy #bossbabe behaviour.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Jul 29 '22

(From wiki)... "As a multi-level marketing scheme, LuLaRoe recruits independent distributors (referred to by the firm as "fashion consultants")"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/caspy7 Jul 29 '22

After some searches it looks like "Bling" is an MLM (multi-level marketing) business selling cheap jewelry.

Fairly certain a "bling shed" would be the common result of MLMs where they encourage and incentivize people to continue buying product leading to folks having too much stuff and needing to find a place to put it so they stuff it in the shed.

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u/AnotherCatLover Bounce With Me, Bounce With Me Jul 29 '22

Barry was working on the lawnmower engine in the spare bedroom so she moved his crap out of the shed, painted the pegboard hwhite, and hung up displays of all the baubles for sell. Sigh.

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u/charlibeau Jul 29 '22

It’s where you keep your sausage lists

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u/PangPingpong Jul 29 '22

It's where people put your garden tools they borrowed, when they bling them back.

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u/TuChingadaMadreAl100 Jul 29 '22

May I ask what MLM means? I googled it, but couldn't find anything that made sense within the context.

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u/nearly-evil Jul 29 '22

Multi level marketing, also know as a pyramid scheme

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u/Traditional_Tell_417 Jul 29 '22

Must be from Utah

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u/FIRE_flying Jul 29 '22

Could be from anywhere, really.

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u/low_fiber_cyber Jul 29 '22

Multi-Level Marketing. A euphemism for a pyramid scheme

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u/TuChingadaMadreAl100 Jul 29 '22

Gotcha, thanks for taking the time to respond! :)

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u/ccc2801 Candy O’s Kiss of Death™️ Jul 29 '22

Check r/antiMLM for background and stories

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Jul 29 '22

Amway, Mary Kay cosmetics, Herbalife... the idea is to press as many other people into service selling it for you as possible so you can take a cut of their profits.

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u/Lopsided_Panic_1148 Jul 29 '22

Man, Avon used to be so good and all about the products and direct sales, but in the last few years they changed their focus to recruiting and it made it just another MLM.

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u/J4netSn4kehole Jul 29 '22

I'd be angry with anyone who tried to steal from me but when someone got my credit card number and bought almost $800 in Herbalife and then got shut down on the next $700 my rage was STRONG.

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u/Agreeable_Emu_9489 Jul 29 '22

Multi Level Marketing. Amway. Pyramid schemes.

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u/ElectronGuru Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

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u/breecher Jul 29 '22

"Multil level marketing", a benign term invented to prevent the usage of the actual term for the thing, which is "pyramid scheme".

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u/jawnly211 Jul 29 '22

Yup! Been waiting for this one!

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u/bobbianrs880 Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

Self-awareness and enthusiastic participation in an MLM are mutually exclusive. Those who are self-aware won’t join, or when they do, won’t use such insulting methods. If, while involved, they start to become more self-aware, they tend to jump ship soon after.

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u/votebot9817 Jul 29 '22

You literally cannot do that job. At all. If you have a conscience, or any kind of morality. Literally only the worst of the worst continue that job. Only liars and asshats.

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u/Njorls_Saga Jul 29 '22

Jesus told them that’s what she would have wanted.

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u/smacksaw 👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍 Jul 29 '22

Been awhile since we've loved and appreciated The Gospel Of Supply Side Jesus

https://imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp

Which I immediately thought of when I saw this MLM whoring bullshit. Fucking classless stereotypes of themselves.

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u/Evilevilcow Go Give One Jul 29 '22

She died to own the libs. How noble.

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Jul 29 '22

I’m owned!

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u/nearly-evil Jul 29 '22

I could be owned a little harder

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u/SeaGroomer Jul 29 '22

"Another one!"

-DJ Khaled

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u/Lin0712 Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

Its my favorite way for people to die.

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u/TheMicMic Jul 29 '22 Wholesome

I never sausage an awful shirt

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u/r1bosom3 Jul 29 '22

You've made my day

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u/Dendritic_Silver Jul 29 '22

No one could have seen this coming.

Right out of left field.

Total shock.

Sausage list.

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u/Dyslexic_Dog25 Jul 29 '22 Wholesome

we need more chicks here, its a total sausage list!

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u/Karl_Havoc2U Jul 29 '22

😂 Made me spit out my fuckbling coffee.

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u/toejamandtoast Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

That sausage list will get ya every time.

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u/smithers85 Ventilation is for Buildings Jul 29 '22

Sorry, there’s no more room!

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u/meta_perspective Jul 29 '22

She never sausage a possibility.

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u/Pikmin371 Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

You win. This is my favorite reddit comment ever

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u/JimDixon Jul 29 '22

Funny how, when one of these people gets seriously ill, suddenly there's no more mention of Trump or the coronavirus. I've seen this pattern before. It's like it's all just a game that they played, and somehow they don't feel like playing anymore. But there's no lesson to be learned, either.

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u/Fabulous-Mud-9114 Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

The cognitive dissonance would be too much to handle. They give the labor of thinking to their authorities.

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u/-SmackMyBitchUp- Jul 29 '22

It's hilarious because I talk to the younger generations and they think the vaccine is 100% political. I asked simply Are you vaccinated and they looked awestruck and said do I look like a fuckin lefty to you?

Let them die in horrible fashion, suffocate and get fucked already so we stop having more strains of the virus. It won't go away, only way to is to completely lock down every person in the world to stop contact transmission. And we know that isn't happening because capitalism has to persevere.

Reminder: trump is vaccinated and supports the vaccine.

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u/RecliningBuddhaCat You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms Jul 29 '22

Slide 3..."It's not fair to be sick in the summer!!!"

Aren't these assholes the ones who are first to remind everyone else that "Life isn't fair, ya know!"

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u/Anomaluss There is Life after Derp Jul 29 '22

He said in the summer Covid will magically disappear. Instead, his voters did.

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u/CardinalPeeves Jul 29 '22

Another one just rounded the corner.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Jul 29 '22

They would also be the ones who would say “he should have complied “ when talking about police brutality.

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u/DimitriV Jul 29 '22

Maybe she should have complied with CDC guidance instead of Facebook bullshit.

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u/caughtyouin4kbestie Jul 29 '22

Someone just moved up on the sausage list!

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u/gruntothesmitey Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

I still want to know what the damn sausage list was.

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u/DaBulls-6 Jul 29 '22

It’s for when you’re about to get fucked by COVID 😜

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u/NMB4Christmas Everybody's an ass kicker, until they get their ass kicked Jul 29 '22

Sounds like Rule 34 action.

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u/toejamandtoast Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

God damn it take my upvote you witty bastard

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u/skepticalolyer Medicated and Motivated Jul 29 '22

Probably a deer that was shot and is at the butcher being processed and people are given a chance to buy parts of it. Source: lived in the deep South most of my life; escaped to California six years ago

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Jul 29 '22

Correction: Heaven gained another "angle".

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u/Der_genealogist HCA's HR Department Jul 29 '22

Obtuse one

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u/jmcstar Jul 29 '22

Average weight also goes down

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u/blarryg Jul 29 '22

Oxycontin loses a customer ... and Trump loses a vote ... Heaven gets ever more hellish.

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u/Raccoon_Full_of_Cum Satan Gained a Fleshlight Jul 29 '22

And the American family tree loses a few doubly connected branches.

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u/RealLADude Quantum Healer Jul 29 '22

I called it. Said she wouldn’t make it to August. I might not either, but not because I thought trump cared about me.

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u/smacksaw 👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍 Jul 29 '22

No fucking shit, eh? She must have been in exceptionally poor health to just decline that rapidly. Can't tell them anything. Take care of your health? To quote The Critical Drinker: "Naah, it'll be fine"

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u/Rhesusmonkeydave Jul 29 '22

Have some juice, and internet hug, and get that early ballot in!

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

And guess who won't be able to vote for their cult leader any more?

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

No mercy for traitors.

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u/therationalists Jul 29 '22

Her husband will still cast her vote, you know to counter the lefts dead votes 🙄

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u/Ok_Conference3799 Jul 29 '22

Ever consider that all that disinfo probably cost Trump his shot at President For Life?

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

Those of us in the real world? Obviously. But trumpies aren't programmed for crtical thinking. They're programmed for absolute obedience - and "owning the libs" by any means necessary.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Jul 29 '22

Vaccinated, alive, lounging on my balcony.....I am so owned!

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

If I was any more owned, I'd be a timeshare.

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u/smacksaw 👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍 Jul 29 '22

Nope. They'll just start stealing elections.

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u/DutchEngineer83 Jul 29 '22

Well said , take my upvote

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u/RanchBaganch Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

I can’t believe those prayers didn’t work!

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u/smacksaw 👉🧙‍♂️Go now and die in what way seems best to you🧝‍♀️👍 Jul 29 '22

Sure they did! Bling sales are up 15%!

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u/FIRE_flying Jul 29 '22

Thanks for the update. I was vaguely wondering when the sausage lady would be winning her award...

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u/ajhart86 Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

She’s even got Trump’s hairstyle

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Jul 29 '22

Sausage list, bling family, bling shed - these nitwits really do have their own little stupid world with their own little stupid language.

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u/Sir_Vectis Jul 29 '22 All-Seeing Upvote

And everything outside their world is a danger.

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u/munistadium Jul 29 '22

She's moved to the Great Sausage List In The Sky

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Jul 29 '22

Ha!

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u/Milady_Disdain Jul 29 '22

Of course she sold Paparazzi. Absolutely one of the cultiest MLMs which is saying something considering they're all commercial cults, but for some reason this ugly toxic jewelry inspires rabid devotion (maybe brain damage from constantly being exposed to lead and cadmium?). Reminder that last year they had a largely unmasked convention last year just as Delta hit and at least 15 people died as a direct result.

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Jul 29 '22

I wonder if there’s a thread here about the -more than one- iirc super spreader mlm conventions. Or about mlm member awardees in general.

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u/gimmethelulz Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

I feel like there's a potential PhD thesis in here on MLM participation and COVID morbidity rates. I would read that executive summary lol.

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u/gimmethelulz Team Mix & Match Jul 29 '22

I am so thankful that nobody in my orbit is into this MLM. I wouldn't be able to take them seriously ever again.

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u/Milady_Disdain Jul 29 '22

Fortunately my personal experience is mostly limited to girls I knew vaguely in high school. But overall I find them fascinating and horrifying because they combine the worst aspects of anti-science and anti-intellectualism with prosperity gospel bullshit and cult behavior.

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u/Itscurtainsnow Jul 29 '22

There's a whole bunch of great anti mlm Youtube snark channels. Some are just voyeuristic but others really break down the psychology.

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u/RevolutionaryPay1810 Jul 29 '22

If only there were a vaccine…….

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u/Farucci Jul 29 '22

God bless ‘em. Reading about antivaxx Trumpsters becoming angels gives me a warm feeling because I know they’re in a better place. C’est la vie. . .

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u/beek7419 Jul 29 '22

Reading about antivaxx Trumpsters becoming angels gives me a warm feeling because I know they’re in a better place.

A better place for me and mine at least. One less person voting away my rights.

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u/DimitriV Jul 29 '22

I hope heaven hasn't run out of ICU beds...

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u/JeromeBiteman Jul 29 '22

I don't think they go where they think they're going.

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u/Sir_Vectis Jul 29 '22

This is sad. She was safe in her own, small world, with her equally small-minded friends who all acted and said the same as her, and then this HUGE concept of a global pandemic completely swamped her capabilities. Then she paid for it with her life. Will her friends learn anything??

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u/PengieP111 Jul 29 '22

No. No they won’t learn anything

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u/Same-Party-7298 Jul 29 '22

And suddenly the world is a better place.

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Jul 29 '22

One less Trump shirt wearer...

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Jul 29 '22

Vaccinations have been out for over a year.

Remember to go get your booster.

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u/BandOfBroskis Jul 29 '22

My 87 yo grandfather with multiple preexisting conditions got covid 10 days ago. Thankfully he was vaxxed and boosted so it was like a mild cold for him. 🤷 later red.

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u/Astropecorella Jul 29 '22

Wishing a speedy and easy recovery for him, but sounds like he's already on the mend. Good for him!

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u/Lyigon Jul 29 '22

Over two years since the pandemic started and still never got vaccinated. How dumb can someone be?

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u/LastBoiscout Jul 29 '22

Oh, there are ALOT of dummies out here in regards to the Covid-19 vaccines. Sadly, I know many personally.

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u/DimitriV Jul 29 '22

But, fewer than you used to?

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u/LastBoiscout Jul 29 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

Definitely. He has lost thousands of cult members. Funny that he and his Stepford Wife got the shot and never told the cult until the media found out. Tells people to get the shot, and they booed him while he was on the stage. I think then people knew DeathSantis is the candidate to get behind. Trump with a degree from Harvard is frightening

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u/SeaGroomer Jul 29 '22

Yea Rupert murdoch is on team DeSantis now so he will be their front runner.

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u/LastBoiscout Jul 29 '22

Great point. You're already seeing Fox News lean towards DeSantis. The Trump moniker "Fake News" has turned into "Old News" to Fox

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Jul 29 '22

Got an unvaccinated family member "recovering" from the 'vid right now. They were feeling better, but then felt worse again a few days later. This isn't their first tango with the virus, either, so who knows how fucked they are long-term.

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u/PoliteCanadian2 Jul 29 '22

C’mon, they were doing greatuntilrecently and totally proving that the vaccine wasn’t necessaryuntilrecently

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u/ExileOC Jul 29 '22

I only have one question… what does a guy gotta do around here to get on that sausage list?

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u/JeromeBiteman Jul 29 '22

Dip your schlong in stupid?

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u/KittonRouge Jul 29 '22

Can't. She just died.

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u/ZealousidealCurve842 Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

That's it...you just destroyed me. I made it through all the rest, including the YouTube, but this one made me totally lose it.

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u/jimjam721 Jul 29 '22

MLMs and anti vaxx go hand in hand.

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u/BeaverMartin Jul 29 '22

I think it’s the complete lack of critical thinking ability, also leads to a fondness for Trumpism. At this point those are the most dangerous co-morbidities.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Jul 29 '22

And many a tear bling was shed.

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u/specks_of_dust Jul 29 '22

Is it me, or have the number of updates with deaths increased over the last few weeks?

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Jul 29 '22

I’ve noticed that too. It’s been nothing and now two in a week.

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u/specks_of_dust Jul 29 '22

Cases are up, so I guess it makes sense. Sometimes I forget they haven't all killed themselves yet.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Jul 29 '22

I can’t believe there are any left, the way they were dropping like flies.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Jul 29 '22

Told what to think and what to believe. It killed her.

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u/DimitriV Jul 29 '22

She still had some agency. I mean, the entire scientific and medical communities told her to get vaccinated, she could've believed that instead.

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u/peanut5855 Jul 29 '22

I’m shocked an MLM hun could fall for anti vaxx group mentality

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Jul 29 '22

So I won’t be getting any sausage?

Oh, well…

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u/livinginfutureworld Jul 29 '22

If people like this are 'angels' then man that ain't a ringing endorsement of heaven

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Jul 29 '22

I guess that Trump tshirt is their version of "bling"? Classy.

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u/danisse76 Oakley Brand Rep 🕶️ Jul 29 '22

She's on Jesus' sausage list now. 👼🏼

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u/TripleXChromosome Prayer Worrier Jul 29 '22

Oh Lort, she's got Trump's shirt AND his hair!

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u/jdsch Crtl-Alt-Smite Jul 29 '22

How about dying in summer? Is that fair?

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u/GlorifiedPlumber100 I have a bad feeling about this Jul 29 '22

And now she's really on the sausage list...

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u/AmySueF Jul 29 '22

I’ll bet she left instructions to be buried in her new Trump shirt.

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u/ShadedKnight Go Give One Jul 29 '22

Dang, I'd been following this one for a few days-- didn't even realize it was the same person from the other post lol, they just had so many anti-vax posts it was hard to go through them all.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Jul 29 '22

I guess we should just bling it guys!

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u/Dekutr33 Team Pfizer Jul 29 '22

No more sausages in the bling shed 😔

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u/peanut5855 Jul 29 '22

May there be lula roe leggings in heaven

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u/VengenaceIsMyName Jul 29 '22

You’d think with paxlovid being so prevalent they’d stop dying but nope

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Jul 29 '22

You have to start Paxlovid (which unlike yesterday IS hard to pronounce) within a few days of infection. So sheeple like us who test promptly upon the onset of symptoms or within days of exposure and immediately contact our health providers if we test ++ get our ‘scripts filled in time for it to do its anti-viral thing.

These doofus dither around so it’s too late for antivirals to do any good.

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u/VengenaceIsMyName Jul 29 '22

Ah I see. So by the time these nitwits figure it out their fate is usually sealed. Like running on in to the hospital with an ox level of 60-70% or something

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u/Sir_Vectis Jul 29 '22

It's only a cold......gasp, splutter, die.

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u/Loki-Don Jul 29 '22

What is a sausage list? Sounds like the list where a woman would keep track of the dudes she slept with.

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u/my_lucid_nightmare Jul 29 '22

Oh darn, one less Trump voter. Died doing what they loved. Being a dumbuck incapable of following basic science facts because their false idol told them not to.

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u/HogmanDaIntrudr Jul 29 '22

I think that a lot of us look at these people and think “wow, they’re so self-absorbed; they won’t just wear a mask or get a vaccine because it’s inconvenient for them, even if it means that someone else might have a better chance of survival”, but I think what you really start to realize when antivaxxers are memorialized by their antivaxxer friends and families is that they just don’t really care very deeply about ANYONE. It’s “thoughts and prayers” right now — because that’s what they think polite society expects of them — but they’d rather be selling costume jewelry or watching YouTube videos or posting memes on Facebook. In a week, this lady’s friends will have mostly forgotten about her. Even her most unique and defining characteristics will be things that her friends only think about fleetingly, before their attention is called away by cooking dinner or some other menial bullshit, and then it’s just like she never even existed.

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u/humanagain12 Jul 29 '22

Just didn’t pray hard enough. Guess God really hated her.

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u/_lucid_dreams Jul 29 '22

Is it sad though

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Jul 29 '22

Heaven has “gained a new angel” while the “bling family” has lost an old doink that won’t be in the “bling shed” anymore.

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u/spoonycoot Jul 29 '22

The power or prayer failed yet again

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Jul 29 '22

The power or prayer failed yet again

Meanwhile, the power of preyer succeeded between the wildest dreams of the famished viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

"Let the feast continue!" --the 🐆 🐆 🐆 . . . and one 🐹

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Jul 29 '22

It's not fair to be dead in the summertime!

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u/Bippy73 Jul 29 '22

Let’s hear again how “mild” this variant is. And still no masks anywhere

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u/Long_Opportunity_768 Jul 29 '22

Was it worth it?? Was trump and all the other bullshit worth your life? We’ve had the vaccine for a year and a half. You chose to go out in one of the worst possible ways. Suffocating, being intubated, and then…nothing. Why??