r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Jul 31 '22 Starstruck 1 Silver 1

From Secret to Secreto1: Secreto1 liked trump, god and his guitars... Special mention to his sister in law (purple) Awarded

391 Upvotes

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u/FadingNegative Jul 31 '22

It’s always hilarious when conservatives use George Carlin to point to corruption when he’s literally talking about conservative leaders and the people that vote for them.

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

While also complaining that Bruce Springsteen and rage against the machine got too political

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u/AmySueF Jul 31 '22

The same people, I think, who became unglued when Willie Nelson endorsed Biden. Like, where have you been the last 50 years?

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u/microvo Jul 31 '22

Dear God, ANYbody but the orange grifter

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Jul 31 '22

people... became unglued when Willie Nelson endorsed Biden.

Lol. A lot of those folk would have become extremely unglued when he recorded a cover of Cowboys Are Frequently, Secretly Fond Of Each Other back in 2006.

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u/FadingNegative Jul 31 '22

RATM got too political? So the first self-titled album wasn’t enough for them to get the clue? Fascinating.

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

Yeah, it’s great whenever they find out.

Chester Bennington tweeted about the orange fuck before he passed in 2017 and yet djt jr still shared a trump hate rally video featuring Linkin Park music.

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u/FadingNegative Jul 31 '22

It’s like you can’t make this stuff up, even if you wanted to.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Jul 31 '22

let that sink in /s

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u/Shto_Delat Jul 31 '22

“What machine did you think we were raging against, the refrigerator?”

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

It was the 90s. Dial up modems.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Jul 31 '22

People surprised that RATM and Bruce Springsteen are political is the very reason why we still very much need literature classes in grade and high school. When you learn to interpret texts, you understand the song lyrics. Unlike these people, who fucked around in school, learned nothing, and yet still think they're the smartest person in the room wherever they go, regardless of where they are.

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u/lionguardant Jul 31 '22

‘why do we need to learn shakespeare, it’s not like we’ll ever use it!’

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Jul 31 '22

Seriously, a lot of folks never got to the point of asking "what is the machine and why are they raging against it?"

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u/Majestic_Dream8540 Live forever you fucking evil weirdos Jul 31 '22

Or when they (conservatives) play Fortunate Son at political rallies.

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u/Armyman125 Jul 31 '22

I can understand. The song is totally about Trump. They just don't understand the words. Too complicated for them.

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u/Majestic_Dream8540 Live forever you fucking evil weirdos Jul 31 '22

I’m pretty sure they played that song during Bush the Lessor’s campaign while collaborating with those scumbags that ‘swift boated’ John Kerry. l

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u/Armyman125 Jul 31 '22

The song refers to Bush also. I hate what they did to Kerry. I'm glad Obama made him Secretary of State. He was a good man.

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 01 '22

The "lol purple heart stickers" crowd was a foretaste of the fuckery that dominates/engulfs the party now.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 02 '22

Or tried to co-opt John Fogerty despite CCR and despite a little ditty called “Deja Vu (All Over Again)”. Morons.

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Jul 31 '22

That one never fails to crack me up.

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u/Upper_Bag6133 Jul 31 '22

That always baffles me. Carlin wasn’t exactly subtle.

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u/FadingNegative Jul 31 '22

I know right! Did they get lost somewhere between his hatred for censorship and his “pro-life” (anti-woman) rants?

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u/OrderedClusterfuck Team Mix & Match Jul 31 '22

Conservatives having a smidgen of self-awareness challenge (impossible)

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u/code_turtle Jul 31 '22

If there’s an afterlife, George Carlin is probably slapping this man upside the head and calling him an idiot as we speak.

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u/butterluckonfleek Jul 31 '22

Just like the Bible, they are good at nitpicking things.

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u/sasacargill Jul 31 '22

Prayers answered…

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u/Ande64 Jul 31 '22

Okay see this one confuses me. Whose prayers were answered? So apparently we'll some people were praying for him to get better other people were praying for him to die? That cracks me up when they say prayers are answered. So apparently some of you prayed that he would die. Not very Christian of you.

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u/HallucinogenicFish 💉 Are Not Political Jul 31 '22 edited Jul 31 '22

What is with the comment-stealing bots recently?

Original comment here: https://reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/wcdbv9/_/iic7fmg/?context=1

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u/Libflake Jul 31 '22

People keep coming up with increasingly weird and evasive euphemisms for dying.

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u/Frankie_T9000 Jul 31 '22

I think you also dont get it as he was also talking about Democrats. Allmost all elected officials, really as greedy and corrupt fucks.

NB Not that I think the conservatives arent much much worse, but its degrees of shittiness.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Jul 31 '22

George Carlin was talking about people like this guy.

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u/Dreymin If coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I? 🩸 Jul 31 '22 Take My Energy

That's personal accountability and we don't do that here...

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u/lefthandedbot 🐑Marked like a Beast🐑 Jul 31 '22

Biden is a Christian who attends church every Sunday from what I understand, and this guy doesn’t share his Christian values?

We truly are living in Orwell Redenbacher’s Nineteen Seventy-Two. /s

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep Jul 31 '22

Ironically, there is a subset in the Protestant Evangelical crowd that believes Catholics are not actually Christians.

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u/byjenamiller Mad Vaxxed Jul 31 '22

Yes they call Catholics idol worshipers. The KKK used to target Catholics in the US too.

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u/Jexp_t Team Moderna Aug 01 '22

If you've ever been to their churches (Mexican ones really stand out) they kind of are idol worshipers.

At least from a cultural anthropology perspective.

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u/HallucinogenicFish 💉 Are Not Political Jul 31 '22

That’s hardly new. See: Europe, Middle Ages.

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u/hildarabbit Jul 31 '22

It's not even that deep. They just don't believe that liberals can be Christians.

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep Jul 31 '22

There are some of those too.

But I can tell you from my time living in the Bible belt that you didn't have to express a single opinion -- the moment you were labeled a Catholic, to a certain subset you were not a Christian, even if you were as conservative as they come.

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u/Cid-Itad Jul 31 '22

And Mormons.

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u/microvo Jul 31 '22

So very very few can actually live a life like Christ, but playing all the label games to give themselves a shield is really low

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u/Ennara Jul 31 '22

I wonder if that's why my mom's cousin got super pissed when I mistakenly said she was Catholic back in 2019 during the Covington Catholic School students vs Native American Protestor debacle.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Jul 31 '22

When I first heard this, I laughed. Thought it had to be a joke, but no; according to some, Catholicism is "a cult."

These fucking people.

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 01 '22

and yet they're very happy with the reactionary SCOTUS picks, who are all Catholic.

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u/sleepysheep-zzz Team Moderna Aug 04 '22

to be fair, a religion is just a cult with enough of their members in political office.

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u/nice_marmot666 Jul 31 '22

It’s a fairly large subset, sadly. Source: Was part of this subset as a kid. Currently an atheist.

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u/lionguardant Jul 31 '22

Catholic dogma specifically says that Protestants aren’t actually christians, so they give as good as they get I think

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep Jul 31 '22

Catholic dogma says that Catholicism is the one true faith, because it has an unbroken chain back to Jesus. Protestants strayed from the one true faith, and they split off to form their own religions (and Protestant religions are in fact descendants of the original Catholic church.)

Agree or disagree, however vehemently, it's not a "give as good as they get" kind of thing.

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u/Dangerous-Possible72 Jul 31 '22

They are ALL the one true faith. All out-culting each other.

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u/hildarabbit Jul 31 '22

Fundamentalist Christians think that Christians are a minority even in the US. They know that 90% or whatever identify as Christian but most of them don't count. See the girl in Jesus Camp talking about the "dead" churches.

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Jul 31 '22

These are the same morons who, when asked, will estimate the percentage of the US that is Jewish at 30%.

In reality, we make up about 1.8% of the population of the US. But we have space lasers and control the weather and stuff, which is cool, so.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 02 '22

Could I just say that I appreciate these afternoon storms that break the heat in the summer? Cheers!

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Aug 02 '22

I'll send the message through! I'm off weather control this week, but *checks schedule* Shoshanna and Mordechai will appreciate it!

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Jul 31 '22

He overheard someone say that you’re…just one decision away from a different life. Guess that didn’t sink in!

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u/Matty_Poppinz Jul 31 '22

Fuck him. I'm tired, so freaking tired of these chuckle fucks still dragging this shit out.

When you were young and your heart Was an open book You used to say live and let live (You know you did) (You know you did) (You know you did) But if this ever changin' world In which we're livin' Makes you give in and cry Say live and let die Live and let die

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u/Dreymin If coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I? 🩸 Jul 31 '22

Yeah empathy is gone, no fucks left. Then monkey pox is a new thing and we're still dealing with the old thing! How many awful things can happen in one short time period.

God I wish that "may you live in boring times" was applied right about now.

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u/Jennfit25 Jul 31 '22

Is it just me or did anyone else have to read the post about him dying a few times to understand that he died? The comment about prayers being answered and him moving dimensions confused me😬

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u/ur_sine_nomine Team Mix & Match Jul 31 '22

That is the longest euphemism I have ever seen for “dead”.

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u/Dreymin If coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I? 🩸 Jul 31 '22

No I'm used to the:

"he went home"

"he went to a better place"

"he is healed in the arms of Jesus"

Or some version of that...

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u/dances_with_cougars Jul 31 '22

New hypothesis: Maybe God thinks that the prayer warriors are asking him to snuff these people, and that's why so many seem to die after they're called in. It's all just one great big misunderstanding!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Jul 31 '22

"I'm praying for Joe Bob's suffering to end."

Result: Joe Bob dead.

Be careful what you wish for? I guess prayers really do need to be hyper-specific.

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u/Red-Eight Jul 31 '22

"The nurses say it's a demon." And the nurses didn't call in the local exorcist, and instead relied on those snooty doctors with their fancy eDUcaTiON? Those nurses are guilty of religious malpractice and should be excommunicated immediately!

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u/WonderWmn212 Jul 31 '22

So if Secreto1 was infected by the covid demon and died from it, purple has a rather optimistic view of Secreto1's afterlife.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Jul 31 '22

Presumably the nurses meant that metaphorically not literally. At least, I hope so.

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u/SeveralPrinciple5 Aug 01 '22

"Viruses" are all a hoax. Are we really supposed to believe that little invisible strands of DNA can possess a person's body, transform it into a machine for making more virus, and kill the person? Hogwash.

Demons, on the other hand, make sense.

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u/AmySueF Jul 31 '22

A very, very bizarre way of describing their loved one biting the big one. Even the people who write greeting cards would gag on that. Also, I resent the use of George Carlin to bolster their anti science, anti reason, really stupid antivax BS, when his views were exactly the opposite. How convenient for these cretins that George is dead now and can’t fight back. We must do it for him, I guess.

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u/goldleaderstandingby Aug 01 '22

Strongly agree. If anyone was still doubtful that American evangelism is a death cult then just look at how this person announces a death in the family. See also: American conservatives deliberately trying to accelerate climate change to force the second coming of Christ.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 02 '22

That’s truth. And force nuclear Armageddon to make it happen. I’m not even being sarcastic. I wish I were.

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u/PerniciousSnitOG Team Mix & Match Aug 01 '22

You just want to start screaming that they were what George was warning us about, right?

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u/BeingSmallish Jul 31 '22

"Prayers answered...he dead!" Wait was that they wanted the "prayer warriors" to pray for? It would have been much easier to sign the dnr and let him go if that's the result they wanted......

And what was the zombie post? A week after he died!!!

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Aug 01 '22

Prayers answered, God said "No."

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Aug 01 '22

The last post was his (i think) sister in law?

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u/overpregnant Death means never having to say you were wrong Jul 31 '22

"let that sink in"

or I'll let you sink down 6 feet or so

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u/mintyshits Jul 31 '22

Once again idiots, leave George Carlin out of your deluded shitshow, thanks

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u/Majestic_Dream8540 Live forever you fucking evil weirdos Jul 31 '22

I had a guy on twitter say that Carlin was anti-environmentalist because of this bit. I was like ‘Holy crap, you have no idea what he’s saying, do you? He is talking shit about their motives. And he’s reminding people that the planet won’t be fucked. We will’. Granted, this was towards the end of his life and he was super jaded. It wasn’t a love letter to environmentalists, but more about his disappointment in humanity.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Jul 31 '22

It’s like a stupid waterfall crashing into a stupid river that feeds into their stupid pipes where the doinks all drink stupidly out of it.

The doinks’ widow probably got ex-communicated out of her stupid church because she had the gall to show empathy and appreciation to the doctors and nurses and those stupidly suffering from covid because their churches believe masks are where Satan stores all his farts.

How many dead doinks is it by now? Hundreds of stupid thousands? Easily. Half a stupid million? Mayhaps even more. Whatever the stupid number, we do know that there are a fuckton of goddam doinks that have been jerking off so hard to Greek Iron Age fan-fiction that they end up worshipping an contemptuously illiterate combover until they forget what germs and viruses are since preschool was so long ago and was so difficult.

Also too as well along with that: Whenever they call out “brain damage”, I just put the word “new” in front of it so their stupid sentences have a modicum of truth to it.

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u/TheBeadedGlasswort Jul 31 '22

This is my kinda rant!

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Aug 01 '22

I concur. I feel like I just crash landed on a swampy digital Dagobah.

Teach me, Master KrampyDoo.

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u/cofclabman Jul 31 '22

‘Prayers answered, he’s dead’ is such an odd way to describe his death from a disease that he could have been vaccinated against.

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u/Dreymin If coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I? 🩸 Jul 31 '22

Well it takes just one choice to change your life or something so obviously he was making the right one.

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u/IknowwhoIpaidgod Aug 02 '22

Let that sink in as you move into a new dimension.

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u/Womeisyourfwiend Jul 31 '22

But when we say it, we’re the bad guys.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench Aug 01 '22

Prayers answered. "No" says God.

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u/Isa_Jisdodef Aug 01 '22

Satan: "I got this"

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Jul 31 '22

Guess his decision to forgo vaccination and sensible public health recommendations made him have a painfully short few months on a vent instead of enjoying his golden years

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Jul 31 '22

A George Floyd Truther? That's special. I didn't even know they existed.

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u/mmio60 Jul 31 '22

With Sandy Hook and Boston bombing mixed in for flavor apparently. That is levels of sickening.

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u/tofuandsardines Jul 31 '22

Well according to brown, the man’s name was Floyd George. Seems legit

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Jul 31 '22

His lungs are not good

The viral 🐆 🐆 🐆 wholeheartedly disagree.

His 🫁 are good . . . marinated in Tabasco sauce.

Praying this covid demon leaves his body . . . The nurses say it's a demon.

🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Jul 31 '22

Real coup convincing our smartest people (surgeons and the like) to wear masks 10 hours a day before the pandemic so we could enslave them.

Bonus points for pretending that an egotist who insists on slapping his name on everything he’s ever owned somehow acknowledges any higher power. The Fuckface family Bible is probably blank or a rebound copy of Mein Kampf. It’s definitely not a book which contains any lines about “loving your enemy” or the difficulties of rich people entering heaven.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Jul 31 '22

What is slide 2 about? Was he confusing the novel 1984 with something else?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Jul 31 '22

social distancing is for sheeple, and ignorant reference to the novel 1984

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u/Totknax Jul 31 '22

Dibs on that bass! I could use a practice beater.

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u/revo2022 Jul 31 '22

Joe Biden is definitely NOThis president any longer! So at least he has that off his chest!

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u/SusanOnReddit Jul 31 '22

Unbelievable.

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u/LordFunkBoxx Jul 31 '22

Here's my small violin 🎻

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

🎻

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u/caughtyouin4kbestie Jul 31 '22

“Prayers answered!”

Me: oh, he’s actually turning around.

One confused re-read later: he’s dead.

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Jul 31 '22

Beard of doom!!

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u/BroadwayJoeFYVM Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

No pity for the willfully, hatefully ignorant.

No mercy for traitors.

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u/mississauga99 Jul 31 '22

Which Novel did he read? 1972? Lol. And what does that picture have to do with the '1984'? I missed the part of the book where Orwell predicted us standing 6 feet apart. What a doorknob.

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u/Amy_Macadamia Jul 31 '22

This is from last fall. Even the worms are done with him.

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u/EfficientAntelope288 Jul 31 '22

I hope his wife (her sister I’m guessing?) wanted her to to keep posting updates like that. If my husband was dying like that I would not want info out like that. So weird to me.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Jul 31 '22

Sister-in-law wasn't the wife's sister, she was married to his brother. It's conceivable her posts were the main way information was communicated to family friends. Wife may have wanted her to do that, to relieve her of having to do it.

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u/EfficientAntelope288 Jul 31 '22

Right, that’s why I said I hope she wanted her to keep posting updates. I get that someone might not have the emotional strength to keep updating.

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u/Reconstitutable Quantum Vaccine Enthusist Jul 31 '22

If only he had "complied" he wouldn't be dead...

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Jul 31 '22

The nurses say it's a demon.

Too bad the nurses hadn't reached level 18 yet, so they couldn't use Blessed Hammer against it.

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 Jul 31 '22

So tired of this Jesus shit. BTW… he is not,” on the throne.” Vote blue in the primaries so we are not ruled by these religious fanatics.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Jul 31 '22

Well Joe Biden is not his president any longer. Score!

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u/ReduxRedo Jul 31 '22

18 is absolutely fucking horrifying. That's so deranged and scary, if this wasn't a mainstream religion you'd call this woman an absolute danger to herself and others in a death cult.

Man, gave me goosebumps. Her tone is so spooky.

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u/RememberThe5Ds GOT THE CHIP, DON'T NEED AN IV OR A FLIP Jul 31 '22

So she's shit posting less than a month after he died?

They were and are both nasty pieces of work. And for someone who claims to be a follower of Jesus, she really let him suffer, didn't she? It sounds like she kept him painfully alive until he gave out. despite all the manmade assistance.

The meds are keeping him alive so his lungs can heal.

Um, wait, I thought Jaysus was keeping him alive? I'm confused.

I am having a hard time signing a DNR. Somehow I feel I need to give him a week and see what God will do. Stories I’ve heard of people being on the Vent with covid for weeks and months lived to tell their testimony.

But how deep did she really go into this, other than to say, Praise Jaysus, that person lived. I'm sure she didn't notice how these people lived and how they struggle with long term disabilities, how their family is bankrupted, etc.

Somehow I still believe things could turn around because our God is a Mighty God. Many people are praying for him and are in agreement.

This was around the time she posted:

Blood gas is still low. 58..needs to be 88-100.

Quite matter of fact, aren't we? I'm not even a medical person and I know that's not just "low," it is catastrophically, brain-damaged low.

I know _____ said he was going to breath (sic) his way out of the hospital and I’m standing with him!

Yeah, I'm sure this is also the guy who told you COVID was just China flu and a plandemic and a hoax and he told you lots of other hateful, racist things. "Consider the source" was never more relevant.

If this is his time to go be with Jesus…..I will accept God’s will.

Apparently not--see the next entry:

I’m not pulling the vet today. His blood pressure goes up when I enter the room, so they say he knows I am here. I feel life coming from him. Praying this covid (sic) demon lives his body in the name of Jesus…the nurses say it’s a demon. Gonna give it one more day. It’s a hard decision to make. Everything is in God’s timing. I don’t feel it in my spirit. Something is stopping me from doing this. (editor’s note: could it be stubbornness, denial and stupidity?) Pray for me to know. I have to have a perfect peace before I do it. I will let you know. Later.

She has to have perfect peace, while she essentially is allowing her husband to suffocate and die.

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u/Mom2Mickey Hit me with your 4th shot! Fire away 💉🎶 Jul 31 '22

Yup, another dead racist.

Anyway, I can't believe my kiddo has to go to school this week! Where did the summer go?!? We're going to do the last bit of back-to-school shopping today, then maybe go to the pool this afternoon. 😎

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Jul 31 '22

Covid demon

These people are unreachable.

"Let's go to The Throne. Jesus can't wait to see you. ..."

The fanfiction they write for themselves to make difficult choices bearable (and to rid themselves of any responsibility) are beyond belief. Not a single "Get vaccinated" to be found here. Again, these people are unreachable. I'm always pleasantly surprised when they are, but it's certainly not the norm.

So fuckin' depressing.

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u/archersor Jul 31 '22

Oh, Frazzledrip, eh? Thank goodness, one less Qanon nut in the world. Society is objectively better off without him

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

Trust in God, but tie your camel take the vaccine.

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u/Same-Party-7298 Jul 31 '22

Yep. My prayers were indeed answered in this case.

If only I had a better success rate we would be done with this mess.

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u/Denham_Chkn Jul 31 '22

“Give it a week and see what god can do” Maybe god gave you scientists who came up with a vaccine?

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u/Soockamasook 🧴 Essential Oil Shaman🧴 Jul 31 '22

Congratulations, you successfully offended the entire bass community

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Jul 31 '22

There’s a joke about walkin in here somewhere

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u/smuggymug Jul 31 '22

The prayers just stopped working.. I … I just don’t understand how that could happen

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Jul 31 '22

Au contraire they were answered someone said.

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u/Material-Profit5923 Magnetic Deep State Sheep Jul 31 '22

Pray to God he lives. Pray to God he lives. Pray to God he lives.

Hallelujah! God answered our prayers, he's dead!

So does that mean someone was secretly praying that he'd die?

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u/authentic_mirages Auto-Darwinization Enthusiast Jul 31 '22

Hadn’t thought of it that way

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Jul 31 '22

Pubilc sheeple, pubilc.

Fighting autocorrect one meme at a time. What a badass.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Jul 31 '22

I knew someone would like it :-)

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u/futureKCNconnoisseur Team AstraZeneca Jul 31 '22

"I read the novel we're living in 1972"

Holy shit. It's either a good joke or a sign of brain rot. Probably the latter.

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u/Basic_Mammoth_2346 Jul 31 '22

Motherfuckers can’t pray for shit. Jesus Fucking Christ.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Jul 31 '22

The only thing worth saving in this shitshow of a garbage pile of a family, those snazzy guitars that are probably going to be sold, so he can have a big funeral for his Passage to the Throne.

The hospital staff really should get combat pay, the Congressional Medal of Honour, the Purple Heart, and Distinguished service Cross for putting up with the singing, chanting and praise from these demented, ungrateful fuckwads.

Meanwhile, that sweet bass is going to be added to the Herman Cain Post-Throne Estate Sale!

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u/Zack-de-la-Zohan Jul 31 '22

"Great news! Prayers answered!!! He died!!!"

These people are complete assholes.

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u/PopeOfManwichVillage Tickle Me ECMO Jul 31 '22

Guess the “COVID DEMON” won.

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u/covid_angle Jul 31 '22

Slide 18: "Prayers answered!" So they were praying that he would die?? So that's the ticket . . . just pray for the most likely outcome!

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u/OldBatOfTheGalaxy Jul 31 '22

Don't blame him at all for liking that sweet five-string bass. Being vaxxed would've given him at least a good fighting chance of being able to keep playin' it for a much longer gig than he got to headline.

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u/nutzareus Jul 31 '22

One less Guitar Hero!

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u/Ande64 Jul 31 '22

I like that religion makes you win either way. If he lives its God's will and if he dies its God's will. They always make the outcome fit the narrative.

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u/brendmadcam Jul 31 '22

Kind of like superstonk?

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u/One-Relative5556 Jul 31 '22

It is always sad when an artist, musician, or otherwise creative person is tied up with all of that brain cancer.

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u/hildarabbit Jul 31 '22

TERRIBLE advice from Orange on slide 16. Nothing you can do when someone is dying & you have to pull the plug will give you "only peace, no confusion." But if the wife believes this & ever feels confused or doubt she'll think it's because she did the wrong thing & God refuses to let her feel peace. Or if you feel peace, you can't have done anything wrong? I am not at all anti-religion but these are unhealthy ways of thinking.

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u/jimjam721 Jul 31 '22

I love when they play the martyr.

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u/Blablasarcasm 🗣Olly, Olly, oxygenfree🫁 Jul 31 '22

Boing. Boing.

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u/Jane_the_Quene I hAvE aN iMmUnE sYsTeM Jul 31 '22

Oh. Okay. Well, bye, then.

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u/VadPuma Jul 31 '22

So anyway...

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u/ObservationPostWest Jul 31 '22

His expensive, slow motion suicide has finally come to an end. He is home.

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u/Shieldmom Blood Donor 🩸 Jul 31 '22

I get exhausted reading all the DETAILED medical info (in order to inform…prayers)- like who’s taking all these notes?! And then ‘we just prayed for him to ‘go home’ and he did!’ Because nothing says faith like praying for the end when you’ve been told it’s the end.

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u/True_Recommendation9 Prey for the Lab🐀s Jul 31 '22

Oh no. Don’t tell me the prayers were completely useless and a waste of time, again.

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u/redditusername069 Jul 31 '22

🙏 🙏 🙏 Jesus took him home

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u/Querch Jul 31 '22

Let that sink in, like how he sank 6 feet under :)

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u/InvestigatorLong83 Team Unicorn Blood 🦄 Jul 31 '22

Wait, what…? Does God have feathers? What about hollow bones? These people know that arms and wings are evolutionary developments of the same structure, right? And God made man in his image (unless the good book is wrong) so we should all have feathered wings and hollow bones too. So confused.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Jul 31 '22

Slide 4 is so true! Hence why trumplican politicians are burning books!

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u/Safe-Warning-448 Jul 31 '22

You are dead...let that sink in.

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u/NeosDemocritus Jul 31 '22

”Somehow I feel I need to give him a week and see what God will do.”

GOD: “Hey, God helps those who help themselves, and you missed that train by a mile…what, you thought you were special???”

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u/Finetobeu5678 Aug 01 '22

Another one too dumb to live.

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u/Revolutionary-Mud715 Team Moderna Aug 02 '22

Again?? How!

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u/WhichEmojiForThis Aug 05 '22

Well that’s nice that they think it’s so great that he died….

With friends like that who needs enemies?

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u/PsychologicalGain298 Jul 31 '22

Thought he was saying he read it in 1972

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u/GDub310 Team Moderna Jul 31 '22

Agree to disagree. I think he was saying that he last read something in 1972.

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Jul 31 '22

Well that's unfortunate. It's a shame that there wasn't something he could have done to avoid this. Anyhoo...

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u/Cccookielover Jul 31 '22

A BIG WIN for the Covid demon 🏆

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u/AntEmotional5704 Blood Donor 🩸 Jul 31 '22

a fucking sandy hook denialist

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u/hmstanley Aug 01 '22

She said peep. Huh Huhhhh huh.

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u/Toxic-Park Aug 01 '22

Si sorry my condolence.

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Aug 04 '22

“Please pray he gets better, please pray he gets better… YAAAY! He’s going to die and meet Jesus!!!!!”