r/HermanCainAward Aug 07 '22

Blue qualified for his HCA in Aug 2021, before this sub became very active. Today his poor daughter retroactively activated it for him. Awarded

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u/HerringWaffle Happy Death Day!⚰️ Aug 07 '22

Boy, this guy was aggressively, angrily stupid. Like, he legit worked HARD to be that stupid. And they say no one wants to work anymore!

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u/DFX1212 Aug 07 '22

Dude worked himself into an early grave. Impressive commitment to liberal ownership.

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u/MattGdr Aug 08 '22

I’m honored he was willing to die for me. Very touching.

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Aug 08 '22

I feel owned.

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u/artificialavocado Team Moderna Aug 08 '22

Dude I’m so owned right now I’m not sure I’ll ever get over this ownage.

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Aug 08 '22

I’m gonna go out and put up the last panel of my backyard fence and then take my dog to the lake before work. The ownage of my liberal ass is that bad.

If only I would have died gasping for breath in a hospital bed with lungs that look like strawberry cottage cheese from a virus that has a free vaccine.

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u/ECMO_Deluxe3000 ☠Dying to Meet Me☠ Aug 08 '22

hahaahaha

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u/derelict_wanderer Team Moderna Aug 09 '22

Remembers to pick up bagels and strawberry cream cheese as it sounds mighty tasty ATM.

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u/Libflake Aug 08 '22

I'm so owned I'm enslaved.

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u/Responsible-Person Aug 08 '22

I have tears of joy because he so unselfishly died for me .

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u/MattGdr Aug 08 '22

And he made the world a better place.

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u/boyfriend_in_a_coma Team Moderna Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

...and his state a little bluer (after he, personally, became blue from hypoxia).

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u/MattGdr Aug 08 '22

Well played!

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 08 '22

Amen 🙏🏽 🤭

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Aug 07 '22

I’ll give him some credit in that the kids running the mosquito fogging truck was a COVID meme I hadn’t seen before and it actually got me to crack a smile.

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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Aug 07 '22

"that's what's its all about!"

At least the one time the dude needed the possessive contraction for "you are" he surprisingly got it correct.

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u/HarryGreybeau Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

But he used “there” when he meant “their” and “Present” when he meant “President”.

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u/Dr_Adequate ✨PEEDOM in our UriNation🇺🇸 Aug 07 '22

Crushing my faith in humanity over here... Just crushing it. I bet you'll tell me we're not taking Monkeypox seriously enough next.

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u/microvo Aug 08 '22

That's in the Desantis thread. Also he doesn't want any "out of state" license plates in Florida. - these wingnuts are certain that a world of weirdies is coming at 'em and call everyone else a snowflake!?! tf? The old "fear politics" ploy.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 08 '22

Every football season for every school in the country will get canceled

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

Not to mention "half" when he meant "have." Makes a change from using "of" I suppose.

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

Right? Chasing the mosquito fogging truck is a special kind of stupid. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

I remember the first time I got stuck behind a fogging truck. I made sure to NEVER do that again.

I even so much as hear one and I run inside the nearest building or u-turn immediately. That fog WILL kill you.

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u/Rosaluxlux Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

It was super common. Boomers were exposed to all the chemicals, and all the lead.

My mom is an older boomer. When she was a teen it was common for doctors to recommend radiation treatment for things like acne and sore throat. There is a measurable incidence clump in thyroid and parathyroid cancer in women her age (we found out when she got it!)

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

My mother wasn't a boomer, but when she was a newborn they used radiation to remove birthmarks from the top of her head and her right arm because it was the forties and why not?

When she died, the cancer was everywhere. 😞

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u/sandgroper2 Aug 08 '22

Is anyone else old enough to remember shoe-fitting fluoroscopes, in use up til the 70s? Customers were warned to limit themselves to 12 exposures per year, Hate to think of how many shop assistants died of this.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 07 '22

So he was home with Long Covid for a year before he went "home"? Legend!

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u/powabiatch Aug 07 '22

No he died a year ago. I just didn’t post the formal death announcement.

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u/No-Key4843 Aug 08 '22

Aha… “home home = death”

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

Probably accidentally entered the federally-mandated transgendered room.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 08 '22

Copy - thanks!

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u/NorthwestSupercycle Aug 07 '22

Just older person exposed to social media propaganda. Social media (including reddit) is the problem, and it will never be fixed. We need to reduce social media platforms as much as possible.

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u/Jexp_t Team Moderna Aug 08 '22

Mate, this goes back 40 years. Decades of AM Hate radio and Fox "news" piped 24/7 into every commuity in the US- often to the exclusion of anything else, primed these people for social media abusiveness.

Although there's an argument that many if not most of them already had a predisposition for bigotry, hatred, stupidity and serial dishonesty- which is why they were such easy marks.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 07 '22 edited Aug 07 '22

In 2 years I have had not an evolution, but a revolution in philosophy. EDIT: Devolution

Why am I trying to save the Earth for future generations? Are those people going to be better than the people that are around today?

The algorithms dig deep into the realities of human beings. Some people blame them for exposing the flaws in humans, but the algorithms did not create the flaws.

Social media did not create the abominable monsters and pathetic cowards who have been exposed and emboldened by it. They existed, the algorithms simply exposed them and capitalized on them.

Albert Einstein might have a little bit to say on this.

Edit:. The obscure point here that is probably lost on most people, understandably, is that Albert Einstein recognized the dangers of capitalism. Albert Einstein was a devout socialist, Albert Einstein commented on the dangers of capitalism in a brave new world of technology and information.

You can Google 'why socialism' for more info

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u/NorthwestSupercycle Aug 08 '22

Humans aren't perfect, so if you build systems that understands human flaws you can fix that. Like science is a whole system of self-correction built around human flaws and it produces reliable information. For news, we have The Associated Press, the gold standard for news. Why is it so much better than other sources? Because it's non-profit!

Online content can be created that isn't destructive to society. I would say it would have to be non-profit, and not user submitted. That there's an editorial staff that chooses who can join the platform.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 08 '22

I think that sounds right or reasonable.

It seems that the motivations of individuals or corporations are what is driving this technology and social direction. So if there was a way to drive these systems with a more responsible social motivation they could be just as powerful but less destructive. Non-profit, but does that cover all the bases?

It seems that the most powerful systems in our society are the ones that are the most profitable. How would you overcome that without a blanket Big brother doctrine?

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

Are we not men? We are DEVO!

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u/Historical_Play Aug 08 '22

right? From day fucking one he was spewing garbage.

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Aug 07 '22

“OK friends I try to keep my political agenda to a minimum.”

-Guy who constantly posted his political agenda

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u/maxreddit Aug 07 '22

Show me a man who publicly claims to keep politics to a minimum, I'll show you a liar!

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u/rmads1983 Aug 08 '22

At least he tried lol

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 07 '22

that's called treason when they quarantine the healthy

Holy SHIT these people are fucking dumber than dirt

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Aug 07 '22

But actual, very real treason is labeled “political discourse.”

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

Tourism!

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Aug 07 '22 Helpful

Slide 2 : So proud of being "Not Afraid".

Slide 13 : "He sounded so scared".

Meanwhile, here I am, masked and vaccinated, had the day off so I bought new shoes and am going out for groceries now. If this is what he considered living in fear, I'll take many, many more days and years of it.

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u/1994californication Aug 07 '22

It's so funny watching these chuds go from tough guy to little bitch when reality settles in.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 08 '22

It's never fun to die a coward.

Every one of these people know that the only reason they are unvaccinated is because they were too scared to get vaccinated. And they know that everybody else knows that, even though they don't say it to them.

Worst part is it's too late. There's nothing they can do about it. It's one of the few Fair things out of this whole madness

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u/Juviltoidfu Aug 08 '22

I don’t think everyone who posts like he did is afraid. I think that they believe the Republican Party and Fox News and /Sinclair/OAN etc. when they claim it’s a liberal conspiracy.

“Liberals” are evidently rich, powerful and dedicated to taking over all societies and stupid, inept sheep that believe ’science’ instead of god-approved televangelists.

Don’t expect reasoning from someone that believes in right wing ideology, because for them belief transcends facts and evidence.

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u/covidboosterhaveI 🍖🍑🌳 Aug 07 '22

Yes, he was "Not Afraid" he was "scared". They speak a different English than you and I.

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u/spankmydingo Aug 07 '22

He’s the bravest man in the cemetery.

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u/TheColombian916 Aug 08 '22

May 2020: I’m Green! Not afraid!!!!

Aug 2021: I’m so scared.

Also Aug 2021: I’m dead.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 08 '22

I had two friends in the vaccine trials. (HEROES!!!!!!!!!)

People who tell me they are not afraid don't impress me. PROVE IT. Stop whining like a little child and take your medicine.

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u/ARunawayTrain Aug 07 '22

There are no brave men in cemeteries, only dead ones.

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u/SenatorPardek Aug 07 '22

At the store I saw someone getting their covid vaccine for the first time (we were in getting 2nd booster) and they were shit scared and only getting it because they got a new job that required it.

I reassured her that pretty much everyone I know, work with, or is in my family got 3 shots minimum, and the worst side effect that I knew of anecdotally was headache, chills, body ache, and the sweats. And that of those people: the only people I knew that died or were hospitalized were those who were never vaccinated. She seemed reassured and walked out with her card.

But her fear was so genuine. It was a rare glimpse into the world of disinformation. Like…. It’s been a long time since I saw someone so afraid of anything. She seemed nice and chatted with my son and so forth. Honestly I’m a little shook up at how someone could be so existentially terrified based on lies. Lies that she should know better about; but doesn’t.

The people who knowingly spread Covid misinfo and get the vaccine themselves on the sly should rot in the deepest level of the inferno. And seriously bless employers with mandates. They probably saved a lot of lives.

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 07 '22

I had a client who was getting the vaccine but terrified, both of the vaccine itself and what her husband might say if he found out. I wonder how much of that there is. I suspect not negligible.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 07 '22 Silver

I'm always amused at how they regard medical science as some sort of insult, or something you see on New Amsterdam or Grey's Anatomy. Then, when Mr Chudly is in ICU, they spout off statistics like sports announcers- oxygen, BP, sats, etc. Too bad they don't bother to figure this shit out BEFORE he turns into Captain Pike.

Oh well....SAD TROMBONE SOUND.

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u/Jexp_t Team Moderna Aug 08 '22

Years ago, Ralph Nader made an excellent point about these sorts. He said: never assume they're totally innumerate. Some are, but others can reason articulately and use arcane statistical analysis in discussions about their favorite sports teams and players.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 08 '22

exactly. I'm really more innumerate than anything, as I was never great at math. But I mean, I can discuss sports stats as well as anyone else.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

Concentrating on the minutiae is often a coping mechanism; each little bit of good news offers the hope they might get better. It's also a way of avoiding thinking about the bad decisions that put them there.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

At least Captain Pike got to go to Talos IV to live out his fantasy life, thanks to the ever-loyal Spock.

This imbecile, well, he dead.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 07 '22

He was definitely on the down hill side for this

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u/DFX1212 Aug 07 '22

How do you get that old and not understand this basic idiom?

Reminds me when I was about 18 a friend said something didn't "boat well" and I was like, did you just say boat instead of bode? He was embarrassed, but at least he was only 18.

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u/nearly-evil Aug 08 '22

He probably took the phrase for granite

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

For all intensive porpoises.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 08 '22

Got to boat well if you are around intensive porpoises, can't take things for granite.

Let that sink in.

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u/covid_angle Aug 08 '22

It's mute now

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u/thetelltaleDwigt Stay Vaxxy and Don’t Get Covid 💉🦠 Aug 07 '22

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u/SheepleFTW Quantum Loan Officer ✨🏦 Aug 07 '22

GREEN!

And Orange man bad. Vote BLUE in '22 !!!

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u/222KFT Aug 08 '22

Orange man bad

GREEN like bamboo

1/6 was unforgivable

Vote blue in ‘22

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 07 '22

If I buy anything I'm buying more ammunition !!!

Probably a wiser choice than buying gold if you're waiting for shit to go sideways, but instead of t.p. or wipes I chose to buy beans, rice, and flour, and have learned to cook a number of satisfying dishes since.

Anyways, hope your kids enjoy that extra ammunition. I'm sure it's tasty.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

The guy across from my wife's parents has been buying (and using) lots of ammunition in preparation for "the war" he thinks is coming. My FIL calculates he sometimes uses hundreds of dollars worth in a single day. You'd think he'd have better uses for that kind of money; I would.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 08 '22

You'd think he'd have better uses for that kind of money; I would.

Your typical MAGA Gun Nut is a TERRIBLE SHOT. They need to practice every day to just barely miss the broad side of a barn.

These Wannabe GI Joes won't last 5 minutes in a real fire fight.

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u/Der_genealogist HCA's HR Department Aug 08 '22

If the war starts, gangs will know where to get that sweet sweet ammo

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u/mmps901 Team Pfizer Aug 07 '22

He certainly liked throwing that F word around. This dude must be hard to miss

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 07 '22

This dude must be hard to miss

- Covid-19

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u/your_mind_aches Team Sinopharm Aug 08 '22

I scrolled down too far to see this. To me, his horrible transphobia and homophobia is worse than his political ignorance

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u/SVdreamin Aug 08 '22

for sure. i feel bad for the people who have died due to their ignorance, but the hateful ones…not so much

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u/Rheinys Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

F like False Facts

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u/TILTNSTACK Aug 07 '22

“I’d rather have a Russian spy for president”

That says it all about these folk. Let’s try and keep them away from the reins of power?

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

“I’d rather have a Russian spy for president”

Well, we did for four years. Luckily we voted him out in 2020. I'm not optimistic about 2024, though. 😒

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

Exactly.

We did. That is no exaggeration.

And anyone who thinks supporting Russia is better than a Democrat, yet accuses liberal of being commies, is a contradictory fucking moron and really, REALLY should NOT be allowed in public without a guardian.

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

Exactly.

We did. That is no exaggeration.

I know.

And we have a few in Congress, too.

And anyone who thinks supporting Russia is better than a Democrat, yet accuses liberal of being commies, is a contradictory fucking moron and really, REALLY should NOT be allowed in public without a guardian.

Lots of those people (myself included) are old enough to remember when Russia was our enemy. Those of us who are especially smart realize that they never stopped being our enemy. 😒

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

they never stopped being our enemy

. 😒

This.

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u/kittenmommy Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

Someone needs to tell Qult45. Not that they'd listen. 😒

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u/gruntothesmitey Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

But I thought the flu was "100 worse"? Have I been played?

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u/dr_shark The PeePee Brigade of Freedom🇺🇸 Aug 08 '22

Yep, sorry you’re alive bud. You damn Covid-communist.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

Limo-vaccine-liberal!

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u/boyfriend_in_a_coma Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

I would write some biting comment, but because I've worn masks that have impeded my carbons from being exhaled throughout the pandemic, I've suffered cognitive impairment.

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u/Less-Statistician935 Aug 08 '22

"Boyfriend in a coma I know, I know it's serious"...

Back to the topic, you deserved it, you stupid sheep! Think with your own brain! /s

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

Upvote for The Smiths reference!

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u/MrShoggoth Aug 07 '22

Green.

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u/Rheinys Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

What does that mean? I'm feeling stupid

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Aug 07 '22

They’re responding to the afraid/not afraid question in slide #2

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u/OtterNearMtl Aug 07 '22

i think the picture before had blue and green colors for people in different camps about covid. probly asked which color are you or something stupid

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u/Rheinys Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

Ahh the "afraid/not afraid" part. Now I get it, thanks!

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 07 '22

Super green.

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u/Rheinys Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

The fact that he followed Tucker Carlson on Twitter...

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

It definitely indicates a bad prognosis. If only he'd ignored Carlson's words and followed his actions. He'd be vaxxed and probably still alive.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 07 '22

The thing that freedumb forgets: daughters (and sons) who will still be grieving long after you have needlessly, pointlessly, horrifically died.

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u/maxreddit Aug 07 '22

But they sure owned those libs!

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u/Stubborn_Amoeba Aug 07 '22

Wow, that comments about the F-G kid in the restroom really had me violating rule 2.

I felt sorry for the daughter, who seemed actually quite reasonable, but her prayer warrior call out in the last post had me reconsidering.

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

I always love how the Vent is to "give their tired body/lungs a rest" as opposed to "breath for them because the virus is killing them".

Amazingly ignorant.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 08 '22

I always love how the Vent is to "give their tired body/lungs a rest" as opposed to "breath for them because the virus is killing them".

"The ventilator is there to better infuse the lung meat with Tabasco sauce." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 08 '22

I always love how the Vent is to "give their tired body/lungs a rest" as opposed to "breath for them because the virus is killing them".

Amazingly ignorant.

Ain't that the truth!

Pulmonary Fibrosis is permanent. And in the case of these COVID infected morons... Deadly. There is no healing going on there. There is no coming back to normal from that. All the Vent is doing is postponing the inevitable trip down to the morgue.

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u/Exciting_Campaign_78 Aug 07 '22

Died a coward. Scared to get vaccinated, and died because he was a coward.

It's time to tell the truth.

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u/SnooStrawberries8174 Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

Sitting here and reading this very comfortably THANKS to modern science! Tested positive for Covid (BA5 is my assumption as it’s the most prevalent) this last Sunday. Had a 103 fever, terrible sore throat, chills the whole 9 yards. I’m at the sweet spot age of 52, overweight and have hypertension (med controlled) AND, wait for it…a goatee!!

What did I do to help ensue a good outcome? Fully vaccinated, double boosted and got on Paxlovid within the first 2 days of symptoms.

Outcome? Back to work yesterday and feel totally fine (outside of just getting tired more easily). Per CDC guidelines and works I have to wear a mask for 5 days. That’s it. Did all of this without HIS intervention or an army of Prayer Warriors! You can do it too…be smart…stay safe!

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u/BillDauterive4 Aug 07 '22

I know I shouldn't be shocked by the number of people who think they know more than scientists and doctors, yet can't even spell "their" correctly... but I am.

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u/ARunawayTrain Aug 07 '22

We half to be gender neutral guys.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

So, New Half then? **snerk**

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u/Producedealer76 Aug 07 '22

Prayer Warriors starting off the season 0-1

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u/TrashSea1485 Aug 08 '22

I want to start a gameshow of prayers vs tragedy. "Ooooooooh, looks like the prayers didn't work on this one, hey Jim? That's 50 for tragedy and 0 for prayers. Brought to you by St. Luke's and State Farm insurance!"

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u/vyrago Aug 07 '22

Dad dad is in home home where there’s no fag fags.

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Aug 07 '22

Which one are you?

Red- Not dead from COVID Green- Dead from COVID

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 07 '22

This is way out of control!!!! Get the facts !!

"Get a lung. Or two. Because you will need them after we savagely feast upon yours." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

"We get to run amok? YESSS." --the pet 🐹 🐹 🐹

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u/justsomedude1144 Aug 07 '22

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u/RulerOfNyaNyaLand Aug 07 '22

I also hate the masks that won't allow my carbons to exhale out of my lungs. Those pesky carbons.

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u/Talking-Mad-Shit Aug 07 '22

Pic #7 “OK friends I try [to] keep my political agenda to a minimum…”

Hmmm, do you though? Do you really??

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u/jawnly211 Aug 07 '22

He certainly was on the “down hill side of this”

ALL THE WAY DOWN

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u/stateissuedfemoid Aug 08 '22

Dropped him off at the hospital thinking he’d be home in a few short days 💀 These people are braindead.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 08 '22

I think he inhaled too much DDT when he chased the mosquito fogging truck down the road in childhood.

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u/JQueryXtra Aug 08 '22

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

So we have to refer to the afterlife as "home home" now?

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u/davechri Aug 07 '22

Pic 10. There is the point where my compassion dropped to zero.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

Yep. He did he us all a favour when he went home home.

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Aug 08 '22

I lost my sympathy at the transphobic posts. Guess he won't have to worry who is peeing in the stall next to him now.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

The whole thing is just so goddamned stupid. The very last thing I want is to be sat in a booth next to this fool in a restaurant, let alone harass or convert or whatever his family and “friends”.

But at least I don’t have to worry about this particular potential threat…..he’s sleeping with the worms. Indeed, Gid does work in mighty mysterious ways. 🤔

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 08 '22

Off topic of course but of all the things to get upset about the choice of bathroom seems so, um fabricated? Like an invented reason to oppose trans people? I know a few coworkers who specifically said things like "so and so better not be going to the ___ bathroom", it's real.

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u/3kidsnomoney--- Aug 08 '22

I know, it baffles me. I've never once wondered about the genitals of the person in the bathroom with me and I'm confused by anyone would. Plus the whole "male predators will dress as women to enter women's bathrooms and assault people" kind of ignores the fact that sexual assault is already a crime and that men can enter women's only spaces with the intent to commit this crime without having to dress as women to do so.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Aug 08 '22

They like to think they would recognize a transgender person on sight. I work in adolescent psyche. We treat ages 8-18, several of them are transitioning. Those MAGA fools would be very confused by a trans girl using the men's room, or a trans male using the woman's room That they would notice.

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u/x_samsquantch_x Patriotic Pharma Licker Aug 07 '22

Boy, do I feel owned!

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u/thewizardofosmium Aug 08 '22

Crazy how all these people had already decided COVID was a hoax before the country shut down on March 15 2020.

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u/thadarrenhenderson Aug 08 '22

In late February 2020 when I was working at Walmart stocking the shelves (during the historic toilet paper/panic buying rush) I had these older white ladies literally come down my aisle and make a huge scene to everyone that Covid was a hoax and it was socialism and Obama for the reason that everyone was panic buying. I tell you these MAGAloons are crazier in person then they seem online or on tv

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u/Aggravating-Name-194 Aug 08 '22

But... Wait.... How did he get renal failure without Remdesivir?!?! Angry MAGA hat noises

/s

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u/EmperorofTavora73 Aug 07 '22

"Oh I forgot I cannot use them words. We half to be Gender neutral"

Damn, such a pity that we lost such a brilliant mind...

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u/NueticNoesis Aug 08 '22

Guess we should stop driving cars

yeah. maybe.

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess Phenomena Angle Aug 08 '22

Wow, he was a hateful beast from the getgo.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

DDT will do that to you.

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u/BigCanoeBanjos Aug 07 '22

The cosmic ballet goes on…

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u/OptimusSublime Team Moderna Aug 07 '22

Does anyone want to switch seats?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 08 '22

That's really on pointe.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

It did not... turnout well for him.

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u/Christofornia Complete Heeling Aug 07 '22

Orange man preparing to be indicted.

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u/glammetaltapes Aug 08 '22

Love when others try to show their intelligence by using phrases such as "most stupidest"

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

They could care less.

(give it a second. There's two jokes there)

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u/whosthedoginthisscen Aug 08 '22

Never fails - the bizarre Facebook posts detailing all the minute details of the patient's progress, stats, etc. The play-by-play would be weird if just one or two people did it, but it's practically every nominee's family that does it.

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u/Bekiala Aug 08 '22

I suppose it is weird; however, many people using Facebook don't seem to realize how public such posts are unless they adjusts the privacy. In a way, I'm grateful that people do this as it shows their family and friends the reality of covid.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

I will NEVER understand why anyone would post very detailed personal medical information about themselves.

Just... WTF?

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

It's a coping mechanism. They focus on the details to avoid facing the reality: they're probably going to die and it's their own fault.

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u/KrampyDoo Crossing the Vent Horizon Aug 08 '22

Refused to “live in fear”; died afraid.

Wonder if he had any feedback on the worms and bugs sexual orientation in the year he’s had to get acquainted with them.

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 08 '22

Sorry if anyone gets offended by this but

Proceeds to spam a whole lotta insults at every fucking thing he could come up with.
Did he think that anyone would believe his hollow phrase when his actions showed that he was anything but sorry?

These people are just bad at everything, including surviving.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

I've seen their so called "wilderness" survival skills. A Cub Scout or Girl Scout Brownie with only 3, no, wait, 5 merit badges would do better.

My favorite is the RWNJ farmers who think they can just stop selling food to the commie librul cities.

edit: forgot Girl Scouts

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 08 '22

"You quarantine the sick" shows up again.

You isolate the sick. You quarantine the might be sick. Originally for forty days, which is where the name comes from.

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u/gypsyjackson Aug 08 '22

Say “no” ta masks - I gotta outhale muh carbons!

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 08 '22

I may never get Cova 19.

Guess you lost that gamble, bub.
It's called don't make bets you can't afford to lose.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

It's been posted here by others: they only sort of understand the odds, but have NO grasp of the stakes.

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u/kslay23 Taking my Essential Motor Oils Aug 07 '22

Man oh man at the: “It’s called Freedom” His friend was just trying to show him the other viewpoint

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u/dumdodo Aug 07 '22

In the late 1960s, we all chased the mosquito fogger, too.

It was dumb, but little kids didn't know that, and it may have damaged our health to some degree.

How that would have protected us from Covid is beyond my comprehension.

Didn't work well for him.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 08 '22

Now he really, really doesn't care that I've had my vaccine.

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u/Perenium_Falcon Quantum Phone sanitizer Aug 08 '22

So how did buying all that ammo work out for him?

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u/thisthatrealstuff Aug 08 '22

TIL that treason is when you quarantine the healthy.

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u/Aazjhee Owned Lib Aug 08 '22

Wonder how many "Green" answers are still kicking

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u/tomdurkin Aug 08 '22

Sorry he put his daughter through that. She deserved better. And there were a lot of political lies there from someone who said they were not political.

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u/Mountain_Ad2910 Aug 07 '22

Whoa...I feel bad for the daughter

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Aug 07 '22

I don't. Based on her word choice, she's just as brainwashed as her father.

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u/Mountain_Ad2910 Aug 07 '22

She still buried her father though.

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Aug 07 '22

Consequences can be a bitch.

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u/The_Old_Cream Hello, my name is ECMO Montoya Aug 07 '22

Especially if you’re a Republican who is used to just making up whatever shit you want about things you don’t like without ever suffering any repercussions.

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u/Foootballdave Aug 07 '22

I feel bad for the laughter

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u/mississauga99 Aug 07 '22

Kinda curious if he had covid nephropathy. Would love to get some of that tissue sample.

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u/Imawildedible Team Pfizer Aug 07 '22

Guess they needed more prayer warriors.

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u/rustymunky Aug 08 '22

His digital tombstone is sad

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u/sharkattack85 Aug 08 '22

some masks will not allow your carbons to exhale from out of your lungs

Lmao

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

Maybe he was thinking of cabronas?

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u/95strat Aug 08 '22

I was getting nervous there at the end. So relieved to see our PRaYer WarRi0rS!!!11!one!1!!

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u/Aazjhee Owned Lib Aug 08 '22

So if a 4 year old Theyby can spell "there" gender, why shouldn't they pick it for themselves?

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u/Long_Opportunity_768 Aug 08 '22

I’m so glad my dad is an awesome person and not a hateful pos like this guy was.

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u/IdleOsprey Aug 08 '22

I sometimes wonder if the USA’s average IQ has increased with the number of stupid people who have claimed their HCA.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

Hate to dash your hopes and drive a stake through the heart, but if it has it's only been by about a thousandth of a percentage point.

74 million people voted to re-elect a man who had just killed 300,000 of their fellow citizens and is now killing them in far larger numbers than damn gay commie libruls.

So, long, LONG way to go for that to happen.

edit: I hate the editor lag here. Oh well, added word.

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u/StreetwearSweatpants Aug 08 '22

The disconnect is so alarming - “I need both these men to get better so my life can get back to normal” well that’s what go you there in the first place, refusing to adapt.

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

Not to mention just how freaking selfish that sounds.

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u/OneMorePenguin Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 08 '22

So what happened to the daughter's husband who had a clot in his lungs from covid?

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u/MartyJD Aug 08 '22

Prayer Warriors, lift your game.

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u/Basic_Mammoth_2346 Aug 08 '22

This is a great one. The daughter is an OR nurse who encouraged her now dead father not to wear a mask

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u/Basic_Mammoth_2346 Aug 08 '22

Also of note, this kind gentleman claims to have been a democrat “before Obama”. Wonder what made him switch parties?

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u/Glamour_Girl_ Hydrogen 2: Electric Boogaloo ⚡️ Aug 08 '22

Her father was an angry, hateful bigot.

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u/Pikmin371 Team Mix & Match Aug 08 '22

"have some Fag kid go to restroom with your Daughter"

Fuck rule 2. This asshole deserved his death and I'm happy he's gone. Pure and utter trash.

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u/acynicalwitch Team Pfizer Aug 08 '22

I feel like the 11th picture....explains a lot.

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u/XFilesVixen Aug 08 '22

“Half to be”

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u/TeamShonuff Giving your the shirt off his back. Aug 08 '22

He was a hateful asshole and COVID erased him.

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u/terrierhead Aug 07 '22

My heart aches for the daughter.

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u/534w33d Aug 08 '22

These folks love to talk about all the medical stuff and jargon when they are giving the play by play updates to all the prayer warriors.

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u/queen_of_spadez Aug 08 '22

I’m glad he kept his “political agenda to a minimum.” 🙄