r/HermanCainAward ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 08 '22 Helpful 1

Hopefully the last repost! Ferrous didn't post as much Covid conspiracy stuff as his wife Olivine. In late December 2021, he stopped posting altogether, but Olivine continued to sprinkle conspiracy memes in with his health updates almost up until his death on August 1st. Awarded

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Aug 08 '22

Slide 4 on the left is a real treat. Not only is the current President being mocked for falling while doing something healthy, but the previous one is doing a motorcycle wheelie, helmetless, wrongly, and his hair’s staying on.

True glimpse into the alternate reality these people live in: exercise is bad, risky behavior is good, and Fuckface is capable of getting on any 2 wheeled vehicle and is somehow “cool.”

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 08 '22

The current president rides a Peloton every morning. The former guy couldn’t read the word Peloton on a teleprompter correctly.

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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Aug 09 '22

Person, woman, man, camera, TV

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u/Intrepdfisdancdsf Aug 09 '22 Calculating

I noticed the crack about the care 'on the floor' vs. ICU. If only the health care workers and system weren't so overburdened by Covid cases! Like, if there were just some simple way to PREVENT a huge percentage of the Covid patients from needing hospital care...

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 09 '22

I know it's not what they meant, but when I was in ICU after my heart surgery I was literally on the floor!

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u/Libflake Aug 09 '22

The former guy thinks a Peloton is one of those large water birds that keeps fish in its beak.

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u/TexacoRandom Aug 09 '22

Well that's dumb. Your body has only so much energy, and if you waste it doing things like exercising or engaging in sport too much, you die sooner.*

*This is a thing Donald Trump actually believes.

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u/substandardpoodle Schrödinger’s Bounce Aug 09 '22

exercise is bad

Trump’s views on exercise are laughable. I’m sure everybody remembers he thinks human bodies are like batteries - you’re born with a finite amount of energy. Wtf.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

I’m surprised he can still shuffle/trudge around. It certainly would be a shame if he fell down. On live TV. I wonder if there are any flights of stairs in Marashithole made out of marble. Sometimes bad people have an accident.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 08 '22

And trump could no more ride that motorcycle than he could flap his arms and fly.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 08 '22

Heck if he had trouble walking down that ramp, o highly doubt he could even ride a motorcycle

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u/WordleMaven Aug 09 '22

I can’t resist sharing this whenever the ramp is mentioned.

https://youtu.be/ign_vZupjno

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Thank you. That was both horrifying and hysterical.

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u/WordleMaven Aug 09 '22

And I have to point out the “I ran down the ramp speech” was given to the Tulsa rally that killed Herman Cain

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Poetic.

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u/DrinkBlueGoo 🎈🥳He my have sepsis🎂🎈 Aug 09 '22

He had to hold someone's hand to walk down stairs.

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u/ToniBee63 White Jesus is my Homeboy Aug 09 '22

Or close an umbrella

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u/Ctmnt08 3 shots deep Aug 09 '22

I ride, though it isn’t my entire dang personality. Basically anyone, even that bloated oaf, could ride in a straight line. First corner or gear shift, though—he’s fucked.

(sidebar: sorry for all the motorcyclists on this thread. Swear we’re not all like these fuckwits who think their $25k Harley is the key to happiness and curing ED)

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u/steelhips Aug 09 '22

It's been a buyer's market on second hand Harleys if this sub is anything to go by over the past two years.

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u/Libflake Aug 09 '22

And vaccines play no purpose in keeping us healthy, and everything is in God's hands.

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u/PerpetualPanda Team Moderna Aug 09 '22

Trump can’t even ride a bicycle normally due to his body habitus. Dude looks like the front half of a centaur but fat

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Aug 08 '22

Slide 10: "Saturday he moved his left arm and yesterday he squeezed my hand! This is great because he has not been able to move anything other than his head and shoulders for about 9 weeks."

I guess if you suffer with Covid long enough, you ratchet down your standard of what's "great".

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u/WithMeDoctorWu 🔍 livin' in an empirical world 🔍 Aug 08 '22

BIG PRAISE REPORT!

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u/WittyPresentation786 Aug 08 '22

Prayers are working, he coughed today.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

Then farted 9 hours later. OH PRAISE JESUS!

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 09 '22

That would actually be good news, as it indicates his bowels are working again.

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u/Immediate_Big6508 Aug 08 '22

did she beg for prayer warriors..??

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u/Robj2 Aug 09 '22

Praise God and pass the respirator!

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u/maxreddit Aug 08 '22

Well... They did downgrade a slow, choking death to "ultimate healing" so, that scans.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

What matters is that he's got his freedom and didn't take any drugs he didn't want.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

He was in there for what, 5 or 6 months? I’m guessing his insurance paid for some of it, but the co-insurance alone will drive the surviving family bankrupt.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

Sure they may be bankrupt, but at least they didn't suffer the tyranny of ObamaCare!

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

He sure showed us who was boss!

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

He sure showed us who was boss!

I always chuckle at THE MASSIVE SELF OWN on display by these pathetic excuses for human beings.

Their only lasting legacy is one of complete and total stupidity that lead to an early grave of their own doing.

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Aug 09 '22

I think it's more like pressing the quick release button. Collapse that standard down to dead and millimeter up from there. Of course, if they die, they're still winners.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

if they die, they're still winners.

Actually, if they die, we're all winners.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 09 '22

he has not been able to move anything

What about his bowels? We are lacking critical information on bowel movements and urine output.

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Aug 08 '22

...and that 93 year old Italian man who thanked God for the gift of air... was Donald J. Trump

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 08 '22

And weirdly, no conclusions were drawn from the 500€ HOSPITAL BILL FOR COVID TREATMENT.

Imma guess hubby’s bill was a tad north of that? But socialized medicine is evil and I’m sure they’re glad to pay every cent!

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u/ToGloryRS Aug 09 '22

You don't pay even that. Justified emergency treatment in Italy is free.

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 09 '22

Totally. It was just an excuse to pontificate.

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u/DrinkBlueGoo 🎈🥳He my have sepsis🎂🎈 Aug 09 '22

I mean, he didn't pay anything regardless because he's not real.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 08 '22

But socialized medicine is evil and I’m sure they’re glad to pay every cent!

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u/Whatifthisneverends 🧄*Chef's Piss*💋 Aug 09 '22

🎵brother, can you spare a converted van

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u/GroundhogShellyB Aug 08 '22

There’s so many ways to go with that ridiculous “owing god for air” meme…you also drank water your whole life and you could figure our how much the same in IV hydration would be, or food vs TPN or whatever. Geez Louise.

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u/Stunticonsfan GoFundHisPoorDecision 👎🥴 Aug 08 '22

We're supposed to be God's children, right? Well, do people like this expect their children to say to them, "Thank you for giving birth to me, getting up in the night to feed me, changing my diapers, weaning me, paying for everything I needed, etc?"

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 08 '22

They probably do.

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 08 '22

They sure as hell do.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

Well, liberals and immigrants aren't thanking God enough. That's obviously what's wrong with the world right now.

We don't even thank God for Trump!

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u/Knight_Owls Aug 09 '22

These are people who see their children as owned property and not the responsibility they are.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Aug 08 '22

Then everyone on the bus stood up and clapped.

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u/shecky_blue Aug 09 '22

And everybody clapped

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u/Robj2 Aug 09 '22

Grown men cried.

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u/Suec08 He "probably" would be alive if he had taken the vaccine! Aug 09 '22

Big strapping men in military uniforms cried and said "thank you Sir for all you do"! 🤢

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 08 '22

”Liberals are saying the American flag is offensive to Muslims.”

Which liberals? The fake ones on Newsmax, or the fake ones on OANN?

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 08 '22 Vibing

The same ones that are offended when you say Merry Christmas, obviously. /s

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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Aug 09 '22

I am not offended when Melania said:

I hate fuuucking Chressmess.

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u/PinkPickledOnion Aug 09 '22

I agree with her. Zombie Jesus comes back from the dead to give people gifts. That’s some made up crap right there. Or that the one where he dresses as a bunny? Hard to keep up with this weird fan fiction.

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u/steelhips Aug 09 '22

As a kid I was confused at a religion that called the day, their leader supposedly died, as "good" Friday.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 09 '22

I've never heard this until a few nominees ago. If anything the American flag does a pretty good job at being offensive to the rest of the civilized world on it's own.

Especially with these fools waving it in people's faces and yelling get the fuck out. And wearing it as swim trunks. Totally not offensive at all.

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u/ecafyelims Aug 08 '22

Interesting. Each time she asked for prayers, Hubby got worse. Maybe they were doing it wrong?

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 08 '22

Clearly praying to the wrong gods.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 08 '22

Or god looked at their postings and said “fuck them, let them FAFO”

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 08 '22

So the god of Judea then? Sounds about right. He's known to be a callous prick.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

What are you? A member of the Judean People's Front!?

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u/Sister-Assumpta Welcome to Primetime, Sister!💀☠️ Aug 09 '22

Judean People's Front?! Wankers

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u/Robj2 Aug 09 '22

People's Front of Judea more like.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

“Wait, brothers, we should be struggling together!

“WE ARE!”

“No, no, against the common enemy!”

“THE JUDEAN PEOPLE’S FRONT?!?”

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 09 '22

Splitter!

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u/motherofcats112 Aug 09 '22

Whatever happened to the Popular Front?

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 09 '22

The Grim Reaper took over and did this guy a solid instead.

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u/Libflake Aug 09 '22

Seriously. Like many people here, I've lost a couple of family members to cancer. From what this guy's wife has posted, dying from the long-term effects of covid make dying from cancer look like a walk in the park.

One crucial difference, however: most cancers come from factors we can't control. With covid, we have masks, social distancing, and of course a vaccine.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

The Grim Reaper took over and did this guy a solid instead.

No doubt! His drain circling performance was EPIC!

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u/maxreddit Aug 08 '22

I think that was my bad, I was praying upside down.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

I was swinging upside down yelling "yipeeeee!!!!".

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

Interesting. Each time she asked for prayers, Hubby got worse. Maybe they were doing it wrong?

That's the problem with believing in a ridiculous fairy tale. When your childish fantasy intersects with a stark and unpleasant reality, you tend to be disappointed in the outcome.

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u/guitarlisa Aug 08 '22

Betcha a dollar she didn't wear a mask when she was visiting her frail husband in the hospital. And on or around May 20th, she gave him covid again.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

she gave him covid again.

Yeah, it's not like he's getting COVID by going out to the bars. Anyway, if he got COVID, it's because God wanted him to. Definitely not entirely her fault.

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u/econtrariety Aug 09 '22

In fairness, he was doing rehab so it's not a guarantee where it came from.

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u/insurancelawyerbot Aug 08 '22

1.) Chinbeard: check; 2.) Bigot: check; 3.) Anti science: check; 4.) Religious nutbag: check, check & check.

I'm sure there are more, but these people are just too awful to look again. Thanks OP for reading this junk so I don't have to read carefully. Nasty people. Adios Mr. Chinbeard.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

Honestly, the wife seems worse.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

She is. His posts were mostly about dogs.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Well she's been married to him all this time.

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u/Immediate_Big6508 Aug 08 '22

yea...thanks for covering some of their faces...

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u/StrandedintheDesert Aug 08 '22

Judging from the shade of his teeth, he was also a heavy smoker.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

Oh, I know! Jesus! Think how much worse his teeth looked after months on a ventilator! Unless there’s some new thing I don’t know about, they don’t brush your teeth for you in ICU

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

I think this may be more of a case of neck beard, as I am having trouble discerning where an actual chin might be…

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u/JustAnOldHaole Aug 08 '22

Well, if you look on the bright side she doesn't need that van anymore.....

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

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u/JustAnOldHaole Aug 09 '22

I thank you for that. Everybody looks so happy there. Perfect place for Covid deniers.

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u/beek7419 Aug 08 '22

They’re literally all the same. I used to read all of them, now I’m just scrolling through like, “blah, blah, blah, blah, racist, blah, blah, homophobe, blah, blah, dead.” I guess I just don’t have time to read this person’s sad, pathetic story because I’m busy you know, not being dead. I’ve got work to go to, dinner to cook, trips to go on, cats to pet, family to cuddle…. ya know, because I’m vaccinated and not dead. But I’m always happy to have one less Trumpster on the rolls come November.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

I used to read all of them, now I’m just scrolling through

I like to read until I get snark inspiration.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

So COVID, months in the hospital, COVID, more months in rehab, two weeks at home, then the third bout of COVID kills him.

And nobody has learned a damn thing from the situation.

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u/mississauga99 Aug 08 '22

Too busy looking for an affordable, American made van for the handicap.

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u/Spirited_Community25 Aug 08 '22

I suspect they were looking for a free one, you know, like welfare. I can't help but laugh when I see the bs about 500 euros for a respirator in Italy. Even if true what would $750 get you in a US hospital?

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 08 '22

A few Tylenol and a IV?

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u/filthyheartbadger 🐴Ivermectin Teabag☕️ Aug 08 '22

Throw in a straight cath and you got yourself a deal.

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u/Immediate_Big6508 Aug 08 '22

they want to live down by the river..

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Aug 09 '22

Bet he won't be smoking doobies.

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u/Lady_Grey_Smith Aug 09 '22

He upgraded to a hearse.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

He upgraded to a hearse.

Hah! Good one!

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u/FMLnewswatcher Aug 09 '22

Well they won’t need one now.

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u/NotOriginal92 Aug 09 '22

Hope they kept the receipt.

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u/Immediate-Ruin2464 COVID IS NO JOKE Aug 08 '22

Why would they? It’s all so random. No way to predict who will get Covid, and of those who will get pneumonia, and of those who will end up on a vent, and of those who will rally sufficient prayer warrior offenses to achieve total healing (NOT “ultimate healing”-that’s a whole different thing!)

I mean, it’s all totally unforseeable and unavoidable.

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u/Immediate_Big6508 Aug 08 '22

3 covid strikes and you're out..??

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u/fakemoose Aug 09 '22

As someone who has to deal with a similar situation with a parent, I can say without a doubt they are also never better off at home. Unless maybe it’s for hospice care. I basically begged them to keep my mom longer. But the hospitals were over capacity so we found a nursing home instead. There was no way I could provide the level or care or monitoring needed for her.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 09 '22

Yep, both of my parents were the same.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 08 '22

That’s not true. We learned that God is good. We learned that God has perfect timing. We learned God takes care of everything, including slowly strangling people to death.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 09 '22

God takes care of everything, including slowly strangling people to death.

You may make a believer of me yet!

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 09 '22

We learned he has a plan.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

We learned he has a plan.

Apparently a totally HANDS OFF approach.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

And nobody has learned a damn thing from the situation.

This is THE FACE OF AMERICA to a lot of people around the world. Its fucking embarrassing as all hell!

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u/tkm7n Aug 08 '22

Now they need a hearse instead of a van.

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u/Mysterious_Status_11 Stick a fork in Meatloaf🍴 Aug 08 '22

Preferably a made in US handicap hearse.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Hearse?!? A garbage truck will do.

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u/mississauga99 Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 08 '22

Government: please don't judge all Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics

Widow: don't you dare take away my guns

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u/Cool_Cry_9693 Aug 09 '22

For sale: handicap van, never used.

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u/Sir_Vectis Aug 09 '22

Hemingway Award to you.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Slide 9: "He had surgery to clean up the wound in his backside."

So covid tore him a new one, eh?

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 09 '22

So covid tore him a new one, eh?

The vicious 🐹 🐹 🐹 wanted a slice of ham.

🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/iambicman 🪦 Designated HCA Headstone Engraver 🪦 Aug 08 '22

epitaph

Little ditty 'bout Ferrous 'n Olivene:
Two 'murican kids tryin' not to learn anythin'.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

🎶Oh yeah life goes on/(for the rest of us!), long after the hill/ they died on was wrong🎶

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u/Likherpusisaur Aug 08 '22

Goatee of Doom reigns UNDEFEATED! 🎊🎉

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 08 '22

Slide 1, George Soros and the gun manufacturers. I had to look this up, because, you know…George Soros?

Anyway, the truthy thing on that slide is that a private equity firm, Freedom Group, does indeed own a bunch of American gun manufacturers, and Cerberus Capital Management, a hedge fund, did own a majority stake in Freedom, at least until the Parkland shooting, when Cerberus announced that they’re getting out of the gun business. At this point, it’s not clear how much of a stake, if any, Cerberus still has in Freedom.

But George Soros doesn’t, and never has had anything to do with Cerberus. Or Obama, for that matter. George Soros is 91 years old, and hasn’t been an active investor for about 20 years. His main thing these days is philanthropy.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 09 '22

Also he never was involved with Progressive Insurance.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 09 '22

That too. They’re thinking of Warren Buffet and Geico.

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u/JoyousMN Ba Ba Motherfucker 🐑 Aug 09 '22

Haha, you said they were "thinking." This group hasn't had a thought in decades.

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u/UGoBoy Aug 09 '22

It ignores the fact that Marlin hasn't been an independent company since 2007. It was floundering, and Remington bought them up. The next year Remington shut down the Marlin plant in Connecticut and brought manufacturing into their own plants in NY and Kentucky. At that point Marlin just became a Remington brand name.

Remington went bankrupt in 2018 and 2020. As a result of that, its assets were broken up to be sold off, resulting in the "death" of Marlin in 2020.

Ruger bought the assets, modernized the manufacture, and are now building the best Marlin lever-action rifles we've seen in decades.

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 08 '22

They forgot one question: If I get vaccinated can it save my life?

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u/Lock_Jaw Aug 08 '22

Slide 4 with Trump's head photoshopped on the biker doing a wheelie. Why is his head so photoshopped on so many strange settings? Weird cult behavior I quess?

Slide 6: OPEN THE KEYSTONE XL PIPELINE !! MAKE IT GO VIRTUAL !!

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

Slide 4 with Trump's head photoshopped on the biker doing a wheelie. Why is his head so photoshopped on so many strange settings? Weird cult behavior I quess?

They long for Trump to be something other than the FAT, DISGUSTING, BLOB he actually is that they are universally compelled to portray him as some kind of Right Wing SuperHero.

If they only knew how utterly PATHETIC this kind of delusional behavior looks like to normal people around the world, perhaps they would knock it off.

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟 Aug 09 '22

What a long and painful way to die.

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u/PopeOfManwichVillage Tickle Me ECMO Aug 08 '22

Well that’s just the saddest little story I ever heard

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u/thisthatrealstuff Aug 08 '22

July 14th he was coming home! Things changed real quick. So sad.

You almost had it!

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u/Same-Party-7298 Aug 09 '22

They always misunderstand what coming home means.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 09 '22

My FIL had dementia. For the last few years he got much worse. We moved in to help. But his wife did the worst stuff (cleaning up bathroom stuff). It was still hard even though she did the hardest stuff. "Healing better at home..." Ferrous was going to die anyway, but someone that profoundly ill should have stayed with full time professional care.

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 09 '22

Well, now she doesn't have to worry about a van.

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u/Aazjhee Owned Lib Aug 09 '22

Omg, did he legit catch Covid that many times, or was he just constantly testing positive from being so effed up from the virus?? Yeesh, what a doozy

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u/LowMaintenance Thrice marked by the beast Aug 09 '22

I am acquainted with this guy. He had a massive heart attack in late 2021 and then had to have open heart surgery. Caught covid twice after surgery while in the hospital. Vaccinated or not, he never stood a chance with that history.

Honestly, the crazy wife should get the award.

He was mostly just your garden variety Republican that got caught up in bullshit. He was wrong in the few things he shared, but definitely not bat-shit crazy like his wife and so many others.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 09 '22

and then had to have open heart surgery.

Performed by the 🐆 🐆 🐆 due to the "labor shortage."

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

It was a toss-up whether to flare it "Awarded" or "Grrrr".

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 09 '22

It was a toss-up whether to flare it "Awarded" or "Grrrr".

Should have just flaired it with 🐆 🐆 🐆.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

I am acquainted with this guy.

I always figured that the Dead Guy was collateral damage caused by his wife's serious form of mental illness.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

Hard to tell.

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u/DiamondplateDave Aug 09 '22

I noticed the crack about the care 'on the floor' vs. ICU. If only the health care workers and system weren't so overburdened by Covid cases! Like, if there were just some simple way to PREVENT a huge percentage of the Covid patients from needing hospital care...

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 09 '22

For these simple folk technology and science have leapfrogged their understanding of modernity. The US government wants you (the not rich) to live and pay into the system not die and be indebted by it.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 09 '22

Slide 17: Yep, I lifted him up in prayer. All the way up to Heaven. %-P

I care more about the families of the Albuquerque shooting victims than about this dickbag.

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u/redvariation Winner winner COVID dinner 🍽️ Aug 09 '22

Ferrous wasn't exactly Ironman, was he?

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u/WithMeDoctorWu 🔍 livin' in an empirical world 🔍 Aug 09 '22

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u/StolenRelic I trust my Midi-chlorians Aug 09 '22

He should have taken the vaccine with the nanotech.

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u/ECMO_Deluxe3000 ☠Dying to Meet Me☠ Aug 09 '22

Went through the Vegematic and home to Jesus. What a nice, long journey to an early death. Thank God you didn't have to get a shot.

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u/Mountainhollerforeva Aug 09 '22

Everything they say reminds me of what a heel in pro wrestling would say 😆

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

Happy Cake Day!

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u/Robj2 Aug 09 '22

Maybe, just maybe, stay with me here: Olivene's hubby should have got the vax and worn a mask rather than staying in the hospital for 10 months.

Olivine: Nah!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

He entered the hospital after having a heart attack and apparently caught it while he was there. But being vaccinated might have improved his odds a bit.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 09 '22

Well it's a good thing he held off on the shot so we can be totally sure the heart attack wasn't caused by the vaccine. /s

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

He appears to have had heart problems going back a few years. He was exactly the sort of person who should have been vaccinated.

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u/Glittering_Layer_681 Aug 09 '22

Might not have experienced a heart attack had he not lived in denial of reality.

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u/A-man-of-mystery Covidious Albion Aug 09 '22

"Never forget what they did to you."

They were trying to prevent everyone suffering what you voluntarily did to yourselves.

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u/tomdurkin Aug 08 '22 edited Aug 09 '22

The concentration of lies, stupidity, and delusions in one person should be fatal. “Let’s open a non existent pipeline that would benefit only Canada & China!” What? It is fatal? Thanks for the update

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u/Speesh-Reads Aug 09 '22

They all follow the same - satisfying - format. 99-odd% survive this, not living in fear, shut the borders, long list of misunderstood but impressive gobbledegook about ICU units, a quote from that Candace person, call to “prayer warriors” he/she is getting better! They’re dead.

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u/ToGloryRS Aug 09 '22

Slide nine. You don't get billed for respirators in italy, since you get them in the hospitals and hospitals are free.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

Yup. That is why I put that sidebar with the highlighted text beside it. Took me less than 2 minutes to find it.

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u/Likherpusisaur Aug 08 '22

Tile #17.1:

"We don't know what the [F]ather wills for him...."

I DO! The Father "willed for him" to trust His SCIENTISTS and accept His FREE life-saving vaccine that was developed "By His Will" during a raging deadly global pandemic! (Need any more STUPID QUESTIONS answered?)

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u/thewizardofosmium Aug 09 '22

So did he originally go into the hospital because of Covid, or because he had heart problems, and then caught Covid in the hospital?

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 09 '22

That was my impression. Me, OTOH, I got vax’d BEFORE I needed heart surgery. Discharged to home after 6 days, 4 months of cardiac rehab and now slightly over a year later (despite a brief bout with Covid earlier this summer), am not only not dead but am in better shape than in the last 5 years!

I can’t understand why his cardiologist didn’t insist on him getting vax’d.

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u/uncle_chubb_06 Go Give One Aug 09 '22

Glad you've recovered well from the surgery!

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 09 '22

I think the heart surgery was first. It's not clear.

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Aug 09 '22

If they ever got the van, gonna need to sell it to pay the medical bills.

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u/cdizzle99 Aug 09 '22

Do you think there is a temp agency up in heaven, all these people up there sorting pencils unnecessarily.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

I think it's in hell.

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u/CQU617 Leggo My ECMO!🧇 Aug 09 '22

The goatee of death.

How many people have suffered due to Covid lies and misinformation. It’s really sad.

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 09 '22

I am now at the point where, even before I see a photo, I know what the nominee is going to look like. I haven’t been off yet… their spouses too.

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 09 '22

I am now at the point where, even before I see a photo, I know what the nominee is going to look like. I haven’t been off yet… their spouses too.

Not what you would consider the most "attractive" examples of middle aged humans. I have no doubt that a lot of their physical "ugliness" stems from the bile and vitriol they have been spewing since early adulthood.

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u/JNTaylor63 Aug 08 '22

Good, one less deplorable in our country.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 09 '22

He is on a feeding tube

The 🐆 🐆 🐆 do not need a plastic tube to feed.

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u/Born_Tough9567 Aug 09 '22

A classic…. Insane drivel….icu…long term care…..go fund me……guessing they aren’t looking for that van anymore???

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u/total_looser Aug 09 '22

Holy shit these fuckwits are still dying? lol

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u/Glittering_Layer_681 Aug 09 '22

Meh. They don’t believe in evolution yet here it is take out the weak bits of humanity.

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u/feder_online Team Pfizer Aug 09 '22

Slide 12 is awesome...

Well, Big Insurance isn't sending us to the poorhouse even though we ignored the fact this is a treatable disease, but he rebounded so he's back in isolation for 10 more days. Will this self-induced nightmare ever end?!

Yes, it will end predictably.

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u/DoubleGunzChippa Aug 09 '22

"He tried so hard to get better*."

(*except for getting vaxxed, which would have been the best thing to do, or even taking covid seriously AT ALL)

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u/emme1014 Aug 10 '22

He wasn’t trying to do anything. The HCWs were busting their butts to help him get better. These idiots are motionless, comatose lumps and their relatives claim they are fighting sooo hard.

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u/TheMost_ut Team Mix & Match Aug 08 '22

Well, with those nasty teeth, graying facial hair and turkey wattle, he was destined for the Captain Pike award eventually (see slide 16- don't they make a happy couple?)

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u/RachelPalmer79 Aug 09 '22

So it goes. I have absolutely no fucks to give to people like this.😑

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 09 '22

"Behold the field where I grow my fucks"...yadda, yadda, yadda.

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u/Bekiala Aug 09 '22

I forget that there are so many people still in hospital because they contracted covid last winter. Ugh. It just seems like such a crappy way to die.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '22

Tested positive for Covid AGAIN. Way to take care of your precious husband.

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u/Lonzo58 Aug 09 '22

Silver lining...she doesn't have to get a handicap van now.

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u/MadBeachLui Ivermectin tuna helper 🦄 Aug 09 '22

This one was a pro. Slide #16 shows he avoided eoBeard gam gom

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u/razzlefrazzen Aug 09 '22

Literally too stupid to live. Goes through all of that. Gets covid yet again. Dead.

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u/Exotic-Bill-6581 Aug 09 '22

I know where she can get a good handicapped van? Does she still need one?

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u/DonRicardo1958 Aug 09 '22

Not a single liberal has ever said that the American flag is offensive to Muslims. Jesus fucking Christ, these people.

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u/ObservationPostWest Aug 10 '22

Great news! We no longer need a wheelchair accessible vehicle. Does anyone know where we can buy/rent a gently used hearse?

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u/xovrit 🐑🍀The Luckiest Sheeple 🍀 🐑 Aug 09 '22

On the bright side, she no longer needs to buy a new van

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u/FistofanAngryGoddess Phenomena Angle Aug 09 '22

That was a long circling the drain.

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u/IndividualShort8718 Aug 09 '22

im sorry but for anyone that has a death due to covid deniers in their family deniers should be jailed for negligence. this is insane. the only good thing to come from this is a death and crippled karen. <-- these are two great things as they are stains, however lets jail the nuttery and send a message. stop allowing precedent to be make with ignorance and without fact checks. trump started all this shit with his blatant lying that even un countered and now we have reps saying shit like "regime" when refering to the dems. lets go back 10years. to pre obama. would have the shit thats being said fly then? NO, because we had half a brain and people didnt tolerate bullshit and straight up blatant propoganda.

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u/motherofcats112 Aug 09 '22

BuT hE hAd An ImMuNe SyStEm!