r/HermanCainAward Aug 10 '22 Helpful 2 Silver 1 Wholesome 1

“Sy Tolkine” moved from Facebook to Mewe a few months ago but still left behind a long trail of covid denial posts. This week he earned his HCA the hard way. Awarded

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Aug 10 '22

Slide 11: Covid-19 never killed anyone? Surprising! Well, if you can't trust something called unitedpatriotnews dot com, who can you trust?

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 10 '22

He didn't die from COVID, he died from patrioting too hard. What a real American.

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u/dansdata Aug 11 '22

"Why are you spending taxpayer money on maintaining that bridge? It hasn't even collapsed yet!"

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u/treemu Aug 11 '22

Must've stumbled across a cloud of communist oxygen

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u/stonecruzJ Aug 11 '22

Or “bad air from China” 🤣

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u/bjanas Aug 10 '22

It wasn't the sniper bullet that killed him, it was the brain trauma and the catastrophic loss of blood pressure.

CHECKMATE!

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u/EvLokadottr Aug 11 '22

My ex who went all Qanon embraced this idea. Like... do you expect viruses to carry little guns into your bloodstream and shoot you from the inside in order for them to actually be seen as causing your death? But then I guess guns wouldn't kill people, viruses would. But wouldn't a vaccine be a "good guy with a gun?"
Like, seriously though... do they not understand how disease works? (no.)

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u/captainhaddock I shed only the finest Moderna spike proteins. Aug 11 '22

Some of the hardcore antivaxxers are starting to veer into "germs aren't real" territory.

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u/goj1ra Aug 11 '22

It's all due to foul humors. Camphor and leeches should fix it up in no time.

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u/BitRunner67 Aug 11 '22

The Homeless Guy on the Corner that has a Sign that says the 'End is Nigh'

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u/VanFam Aug 11 '22

Covid killed my grandma. Pre vac and tests.

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u/SpuddleBuns Aug 11 '22

I am sorry for you loss.

Covid sucked then, it still sucks now.

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 10 '22

This racist HCA was only 50? Fifty?!?

Dude looks 75+.

Did he do a Picture-of-Dorian-Gray thing, only backwards?

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 10 '22

Hatred tends to age people faster

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u/bjanas Aug 10 '22

See Stephen Miller.

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u/beek7419 Aug 10 '22

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u/KittenWithaWhip68 Aug 11 '22

Whether she’s telling the truth about her age or not (I’m a year younger, and in 2017 she was claiming to be five years younger than me, which I called bullshit on) she looks ghastly. My guess is lots of hatred and equal amounts of cigarettes.

I wonder what Ann Coulter looks like now

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 11 '22

I wonder what Ann Coulter looks like now

Ever see "Tales From the Crypt?"

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u/Badmime1 Aug 11 '22

I’m sure some people at least wanted to hate-fuck Ann Coulter. The new crop of far righties don’t look exactly human - they look like a monster’s flunkies in a lesser episode of Buffy. What’s the deal with that?

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u/eleanorbigby Aug 11 '22

Sometimes peoples' outsides really do match their insides. I'm thinking also maybe meth.

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Aug 11 '22

I wouldn't refer to him as "people." He's a feral shitweasel.

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u/LastBoiscout Aug 11 '22

Yeah, Stephen Miller is aging like milk. Hatred is truly eating him alive

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u/ZealousidealCurve842 Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

Is that why Trump is so old and ugly looking under tons of makeup and orange paste?

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 11 '22

Photographic proof: Wil Wheaton vs Alex Jones. WW is 2 years older.

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u/thund3rcl33z Master COVID Politicizer Aug 11 '22

The Duck Dynasty beard added 20 years. Covid, another 50.

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u/peppermintesse Vax yo self FFS 💉 Aug 11 '22

That is one fucking rough-looking 50.

Source: am 51.

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u/jaymz668 Aug 11 '22

hate ages you, you seen Alex Jones? He's only 48

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

He's FORTY EIGHT?!? Jesus Christ I thought he was at least 20 years older!

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u/motherofcats112 Aug 11 '22

Same! I didn’t realise he was my age

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

He's younger than I am.

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u/dumdodo Aug 11 '22

People who are overweight, drink heavily, eat poorly and never exercise will look a lot older than they are.

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

That was not a 50 year old. If he were alive today, I'm sure he would be calling for the FBI to be defunded.

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

that, I don't know.

So 100% you know he wasn't vaxxed. That's like your second use of a comma ever on Facebook

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u/PackageintheMaleBox Team Pfizer Aug 10 '22

Green knew too.

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u/Pretzel_Logistics Aug 10 '22

Slide 10: "Wow, was he vaccinated?" Ummm...survey says: X

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u/thomerD Aug 10 '22

Press X button to doubt.

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u/Super_Ad_2578 Reverse Vampire 🩸 Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 22 '22

Look at the sites these muppets get their news from. They’re all different with random names like YEEHAWPATRIOTS.ORG and FREEDOMCUMSHOT.COM. Do they pick this shit up via facebook?

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u/ajhart86 Team Mix & Match Aug 11 '22

I guess that’s what happens when you’ve been conditioned to distrust all of the most reputable news sources and also lack the Internet literacy to recognize a sketchy website

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u/Ipayforsex69 Likes plants, not people Aug 11 '22

Internet literacy

This and literacy, literacy.

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u/pthomas745 Aug 10 '22

The 3 percenters (meaning their IQ?) or whatever silly Meal Team 6 organization this "clown with a sense of humor" seem to have forgotten that nice speech from the Patton movie:

"No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making some other poor dumb bastard die for his country."

I wonder what will happen to these dumb bastards hit the field and run out of meds on the first day? Or infect each other in the first week?

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u/kkumdori 🎄Karma is a bus and she knows everybody’s address🎄 Aug 10 '22

Meal Team 6! Ha ha ha ha ha ha - love it.

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u/shecky_blue Aug 10 '22

Three Percenter hat (with flag in the background). A known terrorist organization. Making all the good decisions.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 10 '22

Bastardizing the American flag of course. Bury it with him.

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u/DissentSociety Aug 11 '22

We got lucky he got awarded. Those mfers are going ape-shit w the violent rhetoric since Cheeto Benito's Double, Super-secret, mystery vault was uncovered....

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u/turdbucket333 Aug 11 '22

That’s when I enjoyed his award

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u/Cultural-Answer-321 Deadpilled 💀 Aug 11 '22

Holy crap. Yeah, bye terrorist.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 11 '22

Good catch, I missed that. Covid seems to have a special place in its viral heart for terrorists and religious nuts.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 11 '22

He made a great decision for the well-being of America.

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u/MasterEyeRoller Team Moderna Aug 11 '22

He was nothing if not selfless.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

He was nothing if not selfless but absolute shit.

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u/Naedlus Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

The very moment I looked to see if I upvoted or not.

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u/Christofornia Complete Heeling Aug 10 '22

He still had a sense of humor. But no sense of irony.

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u/Ratstar911 Aug 10 '22

I’m laughing at him right now!

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 11 '22

I love clueless irony. 😆🤣😆

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u/sneaky518 CHICKEN SOUP NOT COMMUNISM! Aug 10 '22

Yes, covid never kills anyone. I remember my great-grandmother telling me stories about the great cytokine storm of 1919. It was a long time ago, but she remembered that was one hell of a cytokine storm. Came out of nowhere, killed a whole bunch of people and vanished. Some people in her town called it the "flu", but everyone knew the flu never kills anyone.

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u/Spitzspot Aug 10 '22

State death total....+1

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 10 '22

Is the clean shaven 3%er guy pictured in slide 9 the same as the poster with the beard?

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u/Spitzspot Aug 10 '22

In their defense, Texas is pretty embarrassing.

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u/powabiatch Aug 10 '22

Yes

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u/SirJohnSmythe Team Mix & Match Aug 10 '22

Yikes. He looks better without it, and certainly better alive.

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u/firstdates88 Aug 10 '22

"Did you know that Covid-19 has never killed anyone?"

Covid-19: Hold my beer

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

Covid-19: Hold my beer

"Hey! Is this a Corona?!?"

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u/Resident_Sorbet5944 Murder Porn Chain Letter 💌 Aug 10 '22

Only lasted 2 weeks huh? What a sheep.

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u/CheshireCrackers Jesus isn’t coming, he’s just breathing hard Aug 10 '22

He’s a lion! A-lyin’ in his coffin!

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 10 '22

He’s a lion! A-lyin’ in his coffin!

Talk about a box lunch . . . for hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

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u/dumdodo Aug 11 '22

Ugh. That thought made me nauseous.

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 10 '22

Reality just keeps being real.

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u/WithMeDoctorWu 🔍 livin' in an empirical world 🔍 Aug 11 '22

It's stubborn that way.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 11 '22

Funny, it always seems to catch them by “surprise”. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/BidenIsYourPOTUS Aug 10 '22

Posts Rittenhouse acquittal and tags it “a great day for a great man.” Yeahhhhh, COVID, you can have this one.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

Seriously. I never feel sorry for any of these idiots. Then there are people like this, who make me actively happy to know are dead. Another dead bigot is a net gain for the country.

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u/imjustasquirrl Team Moderna 🐿️🎸🎶 Aug 10 '22

Slide 3: I have a lot of names I could use for Kyle Rittenhouse, but neither “great” nor “man” are among them.

Anyway, what to have for dinner tonight…

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Aug 10 '22

I made sausage, spinach, sun dried tomatoes in a heavy cream and Parmesan cheese sauce over shells. Makes you glad you can smell and taste.

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u/beek7419 Aug 10 '22

I made sausage, spinach, sun dried tomatoes in a heavy cream and Parmesan cheese sauce over shells. Makes you glad you can smell and taste.

Mmm air fried lemon dill chicken thighs with small potatoes over here. Better than Apple flavored horse Ivermectin IMO.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Aug 10 '22

We both be eating in style. Unlike this ivermectin loaded fool.

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u/AnnieAcely199 Moderna Gave Me My 🧲 Personality✨🎆✨ Aug 11 '22

No dinner yet here, but I made a yummy zucchini chocolate cake. (I have a lot of zucchini...)

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u/imjustasquirrl Team Moderna 🐿️🎸🎶 Aug 10 '22

I didn’t have anything nearly as delicious as either of you, just some spaghetti with red sauce. But, yes, at least I could both taste and smell it. Now, I can chill out while having a glass of wine. 🍷

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u/beek7419 Aug 10 '22

Now, I can chill out while having a glass of wine. 🍷

Which you can TASTE. 👍🏻

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u/JeromeBiteman Aug 11 '22

Better than Apple flavored horse Ivermectin IMO.

Are you the person who did the side-by-side taste test?

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u/beek7419 Aug 11 '22

Are you the person who did the side-by-side taste test?

I’ve never felt a need to take Ivermectin, but it’s comforting to know I have options if I need a good deworming

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 11 '22

Cheeseburger with cheddar po tay toes

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u/ZealousidealCurve842 Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

Damn, that sounds good. I had roasted chicken, mashed pots, and French-Style green beans. For dessert, the gourmet of all cookies....Mallomars. Tasted awesome. That's why I got the vax and boosters. Have to make sure I can always taste those Mallowmars.

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u/jrobin04 Aug 11 '22

That sounds so good!!!

I did a box of Mac and cheese, one with old cheddar and shells. I'm battling the 'vid right now so I went for something easy.

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u/VanFam Aug 11 '22

I’m going to need this recipe please. That sounds divine. Though admittedly, since my covid attack two months ago, I still cannot taste or smell.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Aug 11 '22 Silver Helpful (Pro)

Bummer. For when you can;

Brown I lb sausage, remove from pan (you can add garlic to it but I didn’t) In pan, add 2 cups heavy cream, 1 cup GOOD Parmesan cheese, 1 tps Italian seasoning, salt and pepper to taste. Wisk until cheese has melted. Add 1/2 cup chicken broth with 1/4 cup flour whisked in. Whisk until smooth and thickened. Add 1/2 cup sun dried tomatoes and a crap ton of spinach and the sausage. Stir until the spinach is wilted over low heat. Serve with your choice of pasta stirred in. (Around 8 oz of uncooked pasta, boiled until done, I used shells)

It’s really quick and easy and very good.

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u/VanFam Aug 11 '22

I picked this up for you 👑

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u/imjustasquirrl Team Moderna 🐿️🎸🎶 Aug 11 '22

You rock!! Take this award in addition to the well-deserved 👑😊😋

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u/Impossible-Survey203 Aug 11 '22

How unfair that I can only give you a single thumbs up for this post! On the other hand, we're both still here and able to enjoy these things.

Sign me,

Double vaxxed and double boosted

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u/beek7419 Aug 10 '22

But sports teams are bailing out rioters!!!!

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u/Lucy_Gosling See my Angle Wings! Aug 11 '22

Chili lime salmon. Pretty darn good

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u/loadnurmom Aug 11 '22

I made a jumbalaya

Takes me two hours to make a proper jumbalaya, but om nomnomnomnomnom

My belly hurts, I ate too much

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u/deadlysinderellax COVID Nut 🥜 Aug 10 '22

Exactly what I was going to say. And anybody referring to that dreg on society as great deserves all the bad shit that happens to them.

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u/EffortAcrobatic1322 Aug 10 '22

Ron desantis outside marriage son.

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u/TenNinetythree After the spike🦠 is before the spike🦠 Aug 11 '22

I had pepperoni pizza today. With enough garlic to stun Dracula.

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u/VictorPedroNamura Aug 10 '22

Homeade burgers

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u/Brokenspokes68 From Shitpost to Compost Aug 11 '22

I made Hunter's Chicken. An English Pub classic. It's grilled chicken topped with bacon, BBQ sauce, and cheddar cheese baked until the cheese is nice and melty.

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u/imjustasquirrl Team Moderna 🐿️🎸🎶 Aug 11 '22

That sounds REALLY good. You all are making me jealous with your meal descriptions. Oh well, unlike the awardee, I will (hopefully) have many more nights to consume tasty meals. 😋

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

The guy who lied about what college he is going to? That Kyle?

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u/dfwcouple43sum Aug 10 '22

That last slide, wow. Jumping off a cliff never killed anyone. Bullets never killed anyone either. Same for dancing around in the rain holding a big tall lightning rod.

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

It's not the jump from the cliff that kills, it's the sudden stop at the end.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 10 '22

Welp, another dead traitor/terrorist. Anyway...

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u/New_Membership_2937 Aug 10 '22

Well one less Texas voter for Abbott. So there is that good news

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u/drewbaccaAWD Aug 10 '22

at the rate they're going, they'll soon be the 2.9999% er movement.

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 10 '22

Likely won't make much of a difference, but yeah.

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u/M4A1STAKESAUCE Urine God’s hands 🙌 Aug 10 '22

Damn what is this, Warped Brain Wednesday? These guys keep trying to out do each other.

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u/lousylakers Their new hoax is get the vaccine, I did Aug 10 '22

Not only a Drumpfer but also part of the racist terrorist group 3 percent. Coincidentally that was the amount of brain matter he utilized his whole life.

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u/throwaway45368854267 Aug 10 '22

Eventually all these idiots will die, well hopefully they will, and it will all be over.

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u/Repulsive-Street-307 Aug 10 '22

Stupidity is partially genetic and partially environmental, so i have some bad news for you.

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u/throwaway45368854267 Aug 10 '22

True true republicans do tend to reproduce at an alarming rate.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 10 '22

True true republicans do tend to reproduce at an alarming rate.

So do the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆.

Get vaxxed.

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u/donnabreve1 Aug 11 '22

Go Hungry 🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆🐆!!!

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 10 '22

Considering he believed information from AAPS, a conservative medical organization that promotes pseudoscience and conspiracy theories instead of sound science, he got what he earned.

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u/urbanproject78 Triple Vaxxed for Aotearoa 🇳🇿 Aug 10 '22

Slide 4: sharing something from a website named we love Trump…if it’s on the internet then it must be true, right? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/niftytastic Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Lol they don’t realize how pathetic it is to have not just a fan site for this man but to get a domain like welovetrump dot com.

They can call Democrats sheep but I don’t think there are any domains for weloveXYZpolitician dot com.

These people are such sycophants for a false idol.

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u/nutzareus Aug 11 '22

Slide 9: He’s a Three Percenter. That’s all I needed to know, far-right lunatic.

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u/FearOfALiberalPlanet Aug 11 '22

3%er? Are we talking blood oxygen level??

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Aug 11 '22

Even worse. White supremacist.

Only 50? Hate does age them.

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u/blarryg Aug 10 '22

These are all old. Between new medicine and better care, we're still getting 500 deaths a day, I'd guess nearly 100% of these are voluntary at this point.

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u/dumdodo Aug 11 '22

Unfortunately, BA.5 is so contagious, it's also finding the vulnerable who have worked hard to protect themselves for 2.5 years.

It's jerks like this guy, who get a high viral dose and do what they can to spread it, who are taking the vulnerable with them.

Hopefully, the vulnerable get to heaven, and guys like our hero here get the surprise trapdoor to hell that they so arrogantly thought their faux faith would protect them from, despite their hate for 97% of the country.

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 11 '22

No, this guy kicked earlier this week.

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u/Technusgirl Think Critically! (Copied and Pasted) Aug 10 '22

Covid was just waiting for him like a lion in a bush, ready to pounce

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u/PoliticalECMOChamber Super Shedder Aug 10 '22

Moved on him like a bitch, it did.

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 10 '22

Leopard. Hungry, hungry leopards.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 10 '22

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u/katchoo1 Aug 11 '22

Most of these just make me sad for the waste. But he was a three per center. His poor health choices may have actually helped make us safer in the long run. He is sorry to miss out on the civil war they are all eagerly anticipating.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

I do not feel sad for the proudly bigoted piles of pig shit we see awarded in here. Every one of them looks and sounds like a walking mugshot of a serial killer.

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u/mothermucca It’s just a COVID Aug 10 '22

Slide 1: his maga hat has been autographed???

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u/cofclabman Aug 10 '22

Wonder what the NHL is going to do without his funding?

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u/justrowitawaydere Vaxeen Research Subject #8675309🎶🎵 Aug 10 '22

Born. Hated. Died. Real original, just like all the other antivax dudebros.

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Aug 11 '22

Right? I mean, my life is pretty pointless in the bigger scheme, but that’s ok if my life wont be summed up like that.

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

No he had a great sense of humor!

He told the greatest racist jokes!

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 Aug 10 '22

One less vote for Trump in AZ in ‘24.

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u/Annahsbananas Aug 10 '22

"I never met anyone who was killed on covid"

Gets killed on covid

🙏 🙏 🙏 warrior got his wings

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 10 '22

His oxygen level plummeted, and his organs failed . . .

"His Tabasco level went to maximum, and his lung meat was especially tasty." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 11 '22

Salted with MAGA tears

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u/Ok-Hamster5571 Go Give One Aug 10 '22

His posts weren’t what I would call a “sense of humor”.

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u/dumdodo Aug 11 '22

He was just hilarious when he gathered around with his types and did impressions of them others in those groups in the 97% he hated.

Bet it got him fuming when one of them, a well-spoken, nice-looking black man who had an IQ 3 times what his was (I may have to apologize to Obama if this guy's IQ was under 45) was elected president.

That's what really mobilized these balloon heads to get behind Trump. They were worried they'd be left behind. (And it's happening).

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u/Goose_o7 I am The TOOTH FAIRY! Aug 11 '22

His posts weren’t what I would call a “sense of humor”.

He could "sense" humor, but he was incapable of actually producing humor. Not surprising since Republicans tend to be the most unfunny people on the planet. The closest they get is being FUNNY LOOKING. They dominate in that category.

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u/hersheyMcSquirts Aug 11 '22

Chalk this as a W for society.

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u/heloguy1234 Aug 11 '22

3%er. Covid saved us a little trouble down the road.

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u/logmech Aug 10 '22

sorry, but the one in the first picture and the dead are the same??

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u/powabiatch Aug 10 '22

Yep

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u/comments_suck Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

I'd like to know why some white middle aged men think that is a good look. Do women find a beard so thick you can see last Sunday's dinner in it sexy?

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u/boyfriend_in_a_coma Team Moderna Aug 10 '22

"He still had a sense of humor". That's dead funny!

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u/Financial-Ostrich361 Aug 11 '22

March 2020 they’re boasting zero covid deaths? Geez that article didn’t age well

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u/Huskey_Gazelle69 Aug 11 '22

Imagine dying from this s*** in 2022, how embarrassing for him

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u/SnipesCC Aug 11 '22

What you want to bet he has never given a shit about Aboriginal (or Native American) healthcare until it agreed with his narrative?

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 10 '22 edited Aug 10 '22

One only needs to define cytokine storm to know that it was a reaction to Covid-19. It's a failed attempt to deny Covid.

I know that painting their face hides their identity, but it really appears to be a ridiculous mark of shame. I know that wasn't intended. Just sayin'. You don't want to go out like this.

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u/Armyman125 Aug 11 '22

Covid didn't steal his life. He willingly gave it to Covid.

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u/kkumdori 🎄Karma is a bus and she knows everybody’s address🎄 Aug 10 '22

Just so unnecessary. Maybe someone will learn from his mistake.

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u/vsandrei 🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️🐆 🐿️ Aug 10 '22

Just so unnecessary. Maybe someone will learn from his mistake.

Doubtful.

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u/kkumdori 🎄Karma is a bus and she knows everybody’s address🎄 Aug 11 '22

Strong will — simultaneously one of humanity’s greatest strengths and greatest weakness.

—Shades of The Architect

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 11 '22

I wouldn’t bet the farm on that. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/lundgrenisgod Aug 11 '22

Well, America is in fact greater now.

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u/leamanc Aug 11 '22

Another life stolen by Covid

Was it though? Seems more like it was handed over on a silver platter.

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u/TigerLily98226 Aug 11 '22

Life stolen or handed over meekly?

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u/HisXlency Aug 11 '22

Folks, be sure to keep your gutters clear during these summer storms. As usual, hydrate too.

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Aug 10 '22 Helpful

There are only two kinds of people who die of COVID-19 aged 50 in 2022:

  1. People who are already so sick and immunocompromised that despite all the efforts of medical science and their family and friends trying to shield them from this disease, they are brutally unlucky; the disease takes hold and either destroys their lungs while on ventilation or they succumb to a spectrum of horrible sequelae after leaving the ER, or
  2. Cunts

I'm going to take a wild guess here...

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u/kkumdori 🎄Karma is a bus and she knows everybody’s address🎄 Aug 10 '22

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - ngl, you had me in the first half…

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u/firstdates88 Aug 10 '22

I just majorly laughed out loud at this....

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u/Traditional-Cake-587 Aug 11 '22

Beard of doom.....

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u/vinnybawbaw Aug 11 '22

“Another life stolen by covid”

My whole family’s triple vaccinated. My whole family had covid at some point. No one had any major symptoms besides a cold like/flu like feeling.

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Aug 10 '22

Oh he was a real piece of work.

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u/BringBackTheBeat716 Aug 11 '22

Of course he looks like that. Why do so many of them look like out of work Santas?

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u/Most-Artichoke5028 Aug 11 '22

Well that's unfortunate. Anyhoo....

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u/Raucous_Indignation Donut Cabal 🍩 With 5G, No Nuts - Verified HCW Aug 11 '22

Cytokine storms for every 3 percenter!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 11 '22

Not just storms, but tornadoes and hurricanes.

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u/dumdodo Aug 11 '22 edited Aug 11 '22

Boy, these people hate Fauci.

A doctor who only gives advice has them frothing. He's a murderer now, he's imprisoned people, created injectable poisons and he even created Covid to make money.

They need someone to blame when the government tells them they should wear a mask and get some shots to keep from dying. Then they ignore his advice, die, and bring some innocents along with them.

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u/RecliningBuddhaCat You don't die from the COVID, just the symptoms Aug 11 '22

Someone should've told him that cultivating a juicy face-twat like his was sure gonna turn Covid on. How many dingleberries did he have in that?

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u/yeah_right90 Aug 11 '22

"Another Life stolen by COVID"

No, another life donated to COVID because of willful ignorance...

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u/Born_Tough9567 Aug 10 '22

In response to that last slide…. It killed you!!!

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Aug 11 '22

Italy declared covid clinically dead on Jan 2020? Isn’t that a month before the first lockdown in the western world and 6000 deaths in Bergamo and Brescia alone (300000 people in total lived there at the time)? My friends from Italy sent me videos of army trucks transporting piled up coffins out of that area. It was like wartime, coffins and death everywhere. The delusion and shamelessness of these idiots know no boundaries. Enjoy your award, you massive prick. You totally deserve it.

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u/RedSpartan3227 Team Pfizer Aug 10 '22

One less moron. This sparks joy.

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u/Super_Ad_2578 Reverse Vampire 🩸 Aug 10 '22

“THIS IGNITES THE LIGHT!”

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 10 '22

Nice award

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u/Estoye Team Moderna Aug 11 '22

Ol' Tumbleweed Beard boycotted all entertainment, plus the AHL and the NHL?

I guess shadow puppets, it is.

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u/mfkboston Aug 11 '22

The only good traitor is a dead traitor.

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u/Jefe710 Aug 11 '22

A 3%er? Oh well. 🤷

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u/sojayn Take Some Prayercillin Aug 11 '22

Slide 4 is June from my hometown. She was lovingly corrected by her mob about what was happening with covid quarantine and of course is now vaxxed and sorta ok.

I sent an email to a leader in our community the day I saw her passionate outburst. We were in lockdown and she wasn’t getting through to her people on the phone. They made sure that there was clear contact plans for those from out of town who were brought into quarantine. No deaths from that wave of covid!

This slide, this guys ignorance, and his racism, is sickening.

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u/Slow_Advertising1181 Aug 11 '22

One less Trump voter? I call that a total win

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u/donnabreve1 Aug 11 '22

These idiots thrive on being vulgar! I haven’t seen a red cap like his before, thank goodness.

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u/Puzzled-Science-1870 Aug 11 '22

yay! congrats on the hca award!

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u/MattGdr Aug 11 '22

Some people can only learn lessons the hard way. And sometimes the hard way is lethal.

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u/Steve_3x Team Pfizer Aug 11 '22

I'm only saddened that I can only like this post once.

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u/Effective_Lime_6814 Aug 11 '22

One less vote for Kari Lake. Let's go, COVID!

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u/Does_Not-Matter Aug 11 '22

3%er. No one should miss him.

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u/moisheah Laughing giraffe 🦒 Aug 11 '22

The beard. The beard killed him.

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u/LDSBS Prayer Warror Superstar 🌟 Aug 11 '22

Is there an easy way to get a HCA? Asking for a friend.

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u/gruntothesmitey Team Moderna Aug 11 '22

He seemed like a very hateful person.

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u/gnurdette The HCAplain Aug 11 '22

COVID does enjoy racists.

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u/redditmodsRrussians rest in apple flavors Aug 11 '22

Another self styled Captain America who landed Imahog Beach only to rest in apple flavors.

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u/Appropriate-Coast794 Aug 11 '22

Sayonara, ya racist ass.

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u/Robj2 Aug 11 '22

Well, I guess old Sy was the first COVID casualty in his state. Congrats!

What an idiot.

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u/akayataya Aug 11 '22

That, you do know