r/HermanCainAward A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Aug 14 '22

THEN THEY *** EAT *** THE GLUE Meme / Shitpost (Sundays)

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u/Uranus_Hz Aug 14 '22

I’m so thankful for social media so I can hear the scientific opinions of people I went to high school with, who used to raise their hand and ask “why are we even learning this? I’m not going to a scientist.”


u/Some-Ad3087 Team Moderna Aug 14 '22

I’m so thankful for social media so I can hear the scientific opinions of people I went to college with who tried to sit next to me on test day so he could cheat.


u/wl413 Aug 14 '22

I went to a very conservative school and this is so true. They also spent a lot of time sleeping in class or just skipping altogether. It's so fun to see how very knowledgeable they are in all the core studies today of course.


u/JeromeBiteman Aug 14 '22

Peeling glue off their NOSES AND UPPER LIPS.


u/GreenbergIsAJediName Aug 14 '22

I find this state of affairs extremely concerning. In addition to the conspiracy theorist type of science deniers, there are a large number of religious fundamentalist science deniers who are deathly afraid that assimilating new knowledge will jeopardize and lead them astray of their faith. Much like a society can only sustain a certain percentage of the population as criminals before societal collapse occurs, much is the same with science deniers. A large percentage of one political party in the US (as well as their constituents) occupy this space. It will take a collective effort from all humanity to develop the new technology that will allow humanity to live sustainably on Earth while continuing to move forward with scientific/technological progress. If the science deniers tip the balance in their favor, human civilization will return to a different type of balance reminiscent of human society during the Dark Ages. Each of us individually and collectively has the choice: Do we want to move towards Star Trek or return to the life of A Game of Thrones (and I don’t mean in a romanticized sense)?

TL;DR: We’re not fucked yet, but we will be if we don’t do something about this soon.


u/Pandraswrath Curbside Prophet Aug 15 '22

This reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw. And by saw, I mean read in a book written by Joe Hill. I don’t know if the bumper sticker exists in the real world.

“Voting is like driving. D goes forward, R goes backwards”.


u/GreenbergIsAJediName Aug 15 '22

That’s perfect! That quote needs to be made into t-shirts! I only wish that those who hope to be saved understood that praying for the acceleration of the decimation of humanity will not guarantee them anything more than culpability in the destruction of human civilization. Maybe if they understood this, they would choose to “save” the world rather than murder it. To choose to murder the world in the selfish hope of their own salvation sounds suspiciously like a violation of one of their own cherished Ten Commandments.


u/ElectronGuru Team Mix & Match Aug 14 '22

Putting glue on their hands only effects them. Would be more accurate if the example affected others. Like carving letters in public property or leaving ABC gum presents everywhere.


u/UwUrthium Aug 15 '22

I never understood that people would put elmer's glue on their hands wait for it to solidify then peel it off. I thought that was unique to where I live.


u/BeegRedYoshi Aug 15 '22

It’s satisfying.


u/GrowInTheSunshine Aug 15 '22

Some of us have ADHD and listen better when we can fidget.


u/Doki_Literature Aug 15 '22

Probably the people who ate glue in their sleep


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u/The_Patriot A concerned redditor reached out to them about me Aug 18 '22

435 words 2,426 characters to say we're not all stupids.

Get you some, brah


u/Theshowisbackon Aug 18 '22

What is get you some?


u/reverbdaydream Horse Paste Aug 18 '22

the best part of being a scientist is seeing people with no scientific training or understanding of the scientific method tout the phrase "Trust the Science!" and watching said people willfully become guinea pigs for the pharmaceutical industry