r/HermanCainAward 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Jamila is a big fan of Trump and God. She has a lovely family. She hates Democrats and Biden. Covid is becoming quite the acquaintance, visiting her three times. The lesson is still not learned... Lifetime Achievement Nominee

384 Upvotes

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u/SignificantName59 Aug 15 '22

Having a stroke and heart attack to pwn the libs

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

I feel so owned every time she's too weak to ride her mobility scooter.

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Aug 15 '22

Requiring a mobility scooter in the first place has nothing to do with her poor outcome, right? /s

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u/Tiddles_Ultradoom You Will Respect My Immunitah! Aug 16 '22

This Jesus Blood sounds really good, but does it wash at low temperatures? Can you get it in pods? In heavily soiling, is there a recommended pre-wash?

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u/MDRaven1015 Aug 16 '22

I'm screaming...

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u/Gardener703 Aug 15 '22

Yo mama is so fat she uses mobility scooter. Well, it's not an insult to the family.

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u/tiamo357 Aug 15 '22

Usually I try not to laugh and actually feel sorry for these people but that one made me chuckle. “Covid is only deadly for people who are in risk groups!!” And she rides a fucking scooter..

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u/ceramikid Aug 15 '22

Me, too. Me, too.

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u/faste30 Aug 15 '22

Its jesus getting her back for sharing that stupid fake handicapped joke.

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u/Gardener703 Aug 15 '22

But I thought Jeebus hear her? Jeebus didn't care?

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 15 '22

God is good.

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u/microvo Aug 15 '22

Obvious cuz god likes rich people best obviously like cheato boy

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u/DocPeacock Aug 15 '22

She looks she was already well on the way to strokesville even without covid

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

But ain't God good?

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u/mississauga99 Aug 15 '22

Try me a hunnid times Wanted me to lie, wanted me to cry, wanted me to die Ah, ah, ah, I'm stayin' alive, I'm stayin' alive

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u/bErinGPleNty Because Other People Matter Too Aug 15 '22

Did her state eliminate mail-in voting? I'm guessing she's not going to be standing in line at the polls this fall.

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u/Few_Industry1314 Aug 15 '22

Would that be the so-called “poetic justice?”

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u/Glittering-Cellist34 Aug 15 '22

No giving water to people in line. In Georgia it's now against the law.

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u/justrock54 Aug 15 '22

I hope people break that law by the 100s. Love to see that go to the Supreme Court. Didn't a Roman soldier give christ a wet rag or something while he was on the cross in that fable they all love?

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u/Upbeat_Ruin Aug 16 '22

Close enough. "And if anyone gives even a cup of cold water to one of these little ones who is my disciple, amen, that person will certainly not lose their reward." Matt. 10:42

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u/microvo Aug 15 '22

Those laws were meant only voters who were voting fir the wrong people in their opinion - but they caint sic say it like that

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u/WideOpenEmpty Covid is NO JOKE! Aug 15 '22

Even regular absentee ballots?

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u/FearSkyDaddy Biological Ware Fare Aug 15 '22

Standing is a stretch. Breathing and being alive would be a stretch too. Stretching and anything resembling a healthy lifestyle, that’s a stretch too. As John Kruk famously said “you can’t pull fat”

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u/ghostacrossthestreet Aug 15 '22

She's gotten the original strain, then Delta, and now BA.5. BA2.75 is gathering steam in some places. Maybe it'll be the next stamp on her COVID card

What does she win when she collects the entire set? A set of steak knives?

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u/MorganaHenry Aug 15 '22

What does she win when she collects the entire set?

A gofundme

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

A Lifetime Achievement Award

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Aug 15 '22

Slide 5: are we sure she didn't get three different strains of being extremely sexy?

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u/FloppyTwatWaffle Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

She's blind too? Or does she just avoid mirrors?

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u/justlikeinmydreams My horse covets your paste 🐴 Aug 15 '22

Yes

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u/JavaSuck Severe Acute Reddit Syndrome Aug 15 '22

Gotta catch 'em all!

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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Aug 16 '22

A coffin and a memorial Go Fund Me

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u/ParadeSit Breath on my gown Aug 15 '22

Her friend is savage on her “cried out to God” post: “Shame he doesn’t exist. 😒”

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u/PrestigiousGrade7874 In God and ivermectin we trust Aug 16 '22

Chefs kiss to that friend’s comment

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u/-404Error- 😇🙌🏾Gid’s Plan🙌🏾😇 Aug 15 '22

WTF are you doing that you catch Covid three times?

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u/RecentSuspect7 Aug 15 '22

I've had it 3 times because my wife works in a hospital, first time I caught it was Jan 2020, no idea what it was and I was treated for pneumonia, was awful.

Second and third time I was vaccinated and it just felt like a really bad cold but manageable.

Moral of the story, if they find a vaccine for a condition that has fucked over people as bad as covid has you take the damn vaccine STUPID!!

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u/bk1285 Aug 15 '22

I just tested positive today, have been vaccinated 3 times but feel like I have a bad head cold…definitely hoping this is as bad as it gets though

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u/olderthanbefore Aug 15 '22

Best wishes to you

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u/RecentSuspect7 Aug 16 '22

Usually yes. But with bring a virus that has mutated so often I'd still be cautious. Bed rest and fluids and best wishes to you

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u/bk1285 Aug 16 '22

Day 2 and my throat is raw from coughing and still stuffy and congested but that doesn’t feel as bad today

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u/RecentSuspect7 Aug 16 '22

Great stuff 👍 best of luck to you

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u/modelcitizen64 Aug 15 '22

Owning the libs, obviously.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

One of her daughters got Covid in 2021, several friends of friends did, and STILL she was posting anti-vax stuff.

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u/cofclabman Aug 15 '22

Obviously, the vaccine didn’t keep them from getting it. I mean, they wouldn’t take the vaccine, but if it worked then it would have protected them; or some such nonsense.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Hard to say what her adult daughter's views on vaccines were. They didn't post much on Facebook at all.

(I posted this same nominee one minute after OP did, then realized it was the same woman.)

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u/Blablasarcasm 🗣Olly, Olly, oxygenfree🫁 Aug 15 '22

Everything wrong.

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u/justrowitawaydere Vaxeen Research Subject #8675309🎶🎵 Aug 15 '22

Bingo halls.

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u/AliensProbably Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

Bingo wings, rather ... and those should be on the femme version of the 'oakleys, goatee, harley, beergut' checklist.

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u/kakapo88 Say Hello to Mr. ECMO Aug 15 '22

My god is an on time god. Classic.

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u/justrowitawaydere Vaxeen Research Subject #8675309🎶🎵 Aug 15 '22

I first read it as on line god and it made perfect sense here.

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u/StrandedintheDesert Aug 15 '22

That sounds like a Joel Osteen thing. God is at their beck and call to give them anything their heart desires - as long as they send Joel enough money.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 15 '22

Slide #2: "The Real Plump Pres... like the Real Slim Shady geddit???!!!"

I guess this is that conservative humour they're all about?

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u/Retro_Dad Team Bivalent Booster Aug 15 '22

"Now it's my turn"

Dumbshit was in complete control of the executive branch for 4 years - why couldn't he expose all the Democrats? These people just cannot think.

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u/TexacoRandom Aug 15 '22

Look who's being investigated now

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u/InfiniteAccount4783 Personal Freedom Expert Aug 15 '22

That one aged like a fine milk.

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u/RattusMcRatface I GET CLOSTERPHOBIA Aug 15 '22

why couldn't he expose all the Democrats?

MAGAs would account for that by claiming he's playing some kind of 4-dimensional political chess. There'll be a great big awesome reveal when he's ready, and only when he's ready. Fools.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Like he was going to free all those sex trafficked slave children when he was re-elected... after apparently being content to let them languish in the underground dungeons of the lizard people for the four years that he was in power.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

The right are some colorless, humorless, Matt-Damon-as-the-gaming-commissioner-in-Oceans-Eleven, generic NPC motherfuckers

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u/nyqs81 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Yeah and all the “Hurr Durr the Left can’t meme.”

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u/Shadowedge01 Aug 15 '22

I know people are religious, but why do these people constantly ask for prayers or whatever? I'm assuming it's attention seeking. They know God doesn't check Facebook.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Just for fun, search Prayers Warriors Group on Facebook

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u/Shadowedge01 Aug 15 '22

Jesus christ they think God reads Facebook posts.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

Haha the turnaround you've experienced is like crack to me

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 15 '22

Didn’t Jesus say to pray in private and not draw attention to yourself unlike the Pharisees?

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22 Take My Energy

"Didn’t Jesus say to pray in private and not draw attention to yourself unlike the Pharisees?"

That would be the Gospel of Matthew, chapter 6.

How do I know? Because I'm an atheist. I've actually read their stupid book.

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u/Shadowedge01 Aug 15 '22

I thought he did, but what do I know. Im no prayer warrior

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

obviously not haha

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u/Upbeat_Ruin Aug 16 '22

Yes, but you're expecting American Christians to have actually read the Bible?

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u/WideOpenEmpty Covid is NO JOKE! Aug 15 '22

It's a flex.

I hAvE a pErSoNaL rELaTiOnShIP wItH oUr sAvIoUr

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u/BrianWeissman_GGG Aug 16 '22

Imagine being so arrogant and narcissistic to think the all-powerful, eternal, omniscient creator of reality cares so much about you that it'll intervene on your behalf to heal you. After your pride and stupidity compelled you to forego a free and effective vaccine.

Not only is that peak human hubris, it also makes their deity seem awfully weak and petty.

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u/Shadowedge01 Aug 16 '22

These people also forget like third world countries exist lol, with real disease and real problems. Like I don't think it's possible to understand these people.

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u/MysteriousHat7343 Hermie Hermie Hermie Aug 15 '22

She’s not going to be back 100%, despite what she thinks or believes.

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u/prosperosniece Aug 15 '22

I’m not sure she was 100% to begin with

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u/Lord_Mormont J&J One-And-Done Aug 15 '22

Moron: GOD HEAL ME UR SO GRATE!

God: I sent you a vaccine WTF.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

Do these bitches make fun of Dolly Parton? I am outraged

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

yes

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

I have been in love her since 9 - 5 came out. She is the kindest human. These people just love to fn hate

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u/frx919 💉 Clots & Tears 💦 Aug 15 '22

All I've ever heard about her are good things, and on her worst day she's probably better than most of these scum on their best lol.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

You can tell she's regular cool folk. Self effacing, humble, salt of the earth. I mean, imo

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u/Seraphynas Two shots of Pfizer with a Moderna chaser Aug 16 '22

Do these bitches make fun of Dolly Parton?

That is how you know you’ve become the enemy of good.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 16 '22

That is so right on

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u/Mattbryce2001 Aug 15 '22

Ah, yes, because Nancy Pelosi directly controls the National Guard and is able to just call up guard units at her whim. That's how that works.

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u/jeweltea1 Died like a Rotisserie Chicken 🍗🐥🐔 Aug 15 '22

"You really can't talk to ignorant people". I guess I do agree with her on something.

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u/Cucker_Tarlson_666 Aug 15 '22

"I can't even smoke a cig without coughing" Jesus, send your prayer warriors to help me get through... this cigarette.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

But she can mock liberal "stupidity" without irony.

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u/Cucker_Tarlson_666 Aug 15 '22

Zero self-awareness is part of the package.

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

To quote the immortal Jim Wright of Stonekettle fame, "No more self-awareness than a dog licking his own asshole on a public sidewalk."

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u/olderthanbefore Aug 15 '22

Does she smoke... to control her appetite?

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u/understanding_pear mRNA understander Aug 15 '22

The “man with the hands” referenced in the last slide is honestly one of the most horrifying things I’ve seen on this sub

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u/AgentEntropy Aug 15 '22

"Jesus, you're getting a little handsy"

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u/Acrobatic-Mud-6293 Aug 16 '22

Calling him “the great physician” is pretty rough too.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Oh shoot, did we both just post the same person?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

yes I messaged you, check your message.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

Hey, I've tried to modmail you a bunch btw lol. If you're interested in using our Rockstar Resources™ pm me:)

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

Sorry, I've looked for the messages and don't see them anywhere.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

I reached via DM as well.

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u/Might_Aware ✨Hey GhoulFriend!!!!🦇🎃👻 Aug 15 '22

You are the hardest person to message besides u/mothermucca lol. If either of you are interested, please pm me lol. You both rock

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

Click on the bell icon and then messages

Inbox, messages

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

I did.

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 16 '22

is that what you see on your screen ? image example

https://postimg.cc/zL68rvDX

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u/Evil-Code-Monkey Deceased Feline Boing Boing Aug 15 '22

"I'm here once again asking for prayer."

Her Bernie Sanders meme game is tight tho. Bet she'd lose her mind if she knew she and Bernie were on the same page about something.

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u/PolesRunningCoach Team Mix & Match Aug 15 '22

But she seems so healthy.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Aug 15 '22

She jokes in very poor taste about handicapped people, now she’s handicapped herself. Isn’t god great!

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u/Libflake Aug 15 '22

Could someone "plz" teach her how to write out "please"? It doesn't require that many keystrokes.

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u/M0RELight Aug 15 '22

God is an on time god... who apparently likes basketball? Lol these fruit loops and their weird inappropriate backgrounds

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

LOL, I thought that was funny too. Jesus ❤️s 🏀

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u/Visible-Secretary121 Aug 15 '22

No frolicking on the rascal?! Aww man

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u/Loki-Don Aug 15 '22

I always love that the likeness of Jesus these Bible thumpers always use, makes him look like some corn fed white boy from Iowa, instead of the dark skinned Middle eastern Jew that he was.

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u/KitschenWench Aug 15 '22

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

Accurate!

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u/wacksaucehunnid Aug 15 '22

I’d rather let the guy with dementia drive than the drunk middle schooler. Literally don’t understand how anyone could compare “Biden stutters” and Trumps wrong doings.

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u/Haskap_2010 ✨ A twinkle in a Chinese bat's eye ✨ Aug 15 '22

I'm not sure January 2021 was her first time. She had to see a lung specialist in November 2020 for unspecified reasons.

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u/PopeOfManwichVillage Tickle Me ECMO Aug 15 '22

Have another cig

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u/Prestigious_Treat401 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Well, I can't smoke a cigarette without coughing either. But why would you want to smoke while you have an illness that affects the lungs?

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u/VictorPedroNamura Aug 15 '22

Memory loss eh? No biggie im sure its no big deal 😅

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

From a MAGAt who thinks progressives are mentally ill!

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u/Fantastic-Finding-10 Aug 15 '22

Jamila the Hut.

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

You win the Internet today, FF10.

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u/Fantastic-Finding-10 Aug 15 '22

YAY!! I'll share my winnings!

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

"I'm leaning on the Great Physician for my healing."

Liar. You're in a hospital, not a church. Typical kkkristian hypocrite. She will proceed to thank God for any positive developments and blame the doctors for all things she doesn't like.

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u/Big-Mine9790 Aug 15 '22

That's one serious bouncing cat...and every time with a new exciting issue to deal with.

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u/Direct_Background_90 Aug 15 '22

Let's hope these Trump people with memory loss from Covid forget to vote.

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u/sl_hawaii Aug 15 '22

“The Chayna Viyrus that I’ve had three times is a demoncrat hoax!”

-this lady, prolly

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

Slide 6: Never happened. These assholes don't approach and insult strangers unless those strangers are a captive audience who has to put up with their shit, like a restaurant server or a cashier at the grocery store.

But it wouldn't surprise me if she did drive past that car and give her the finger while screaming curse words. But, as even she knows "you can't talk to ignorant people", so chances are the woman ignored her.

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u/Short_Internal5950 J&J One-And-Done Aug 15 '22

Slide 16, bonus points:

1.) Thinks may have covid

2.) stays at work anyway!

3.) Praying for yourself while potentially infecting everyone around them.

Yep, that tracks.

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u/Comfortable_Plant667 Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

Question, from a former Christian, what sins do you have that you need them washed away by Jesus's blood. It occurs to me that only those unredeemable by any other method - for instance, recidivist asocial criminals - would find that necessary.

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u/KitschenWench Aug 15 '22

Non-Christian here, but I thought it was that Jesus' sacrifice removed the taint of original sin from Adam and Eve's fall, and that the rest was up to you.

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u/StrandedintheDesert Aug 15 '22

What?! No Jesus get-out-of-jail free card?

Seriously, I've heard "but he's such a good Christian! God forgives him!" used as a reason to pardon a criminal more than once. Sorry, God may forgive, the the criminal justice system doesn't.

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u/KentuckyWombat Aug 15 '22

Ah yes, Pelosi and the "DC Democrats" in Congress deliberately put their own lives in danger on January 6 so they could damage Trump's "legacy". I knew Candace Owens was nuts, but this is a step beyond.

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u/MammothSufficient601 Aug 15 '22

Looks like the first two cases remain in her chins.

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u/survivor2bmaybe Aug 15 '22

That slide 4 brings back memories. Remember when they tried to claim it was all an FBI setup/entrapment? Good times.

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u/jpsfg Aug 15 '22

Love the basketball background on a couple of her posts. Covid absolutely ballin' on her like Iverson.

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u/Ragingredblue 🐎Praise the Lord and pass the Ivermectin!🐆 Aug 15 '22

Like a fleshy backboard!

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u/Gnarlyfest Aug 15 '22

Jesus was white?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 15 '22

of course he was, blond hair and blue eyes too, and spoke English of course /s

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u/Gnarlyfest Aug 16 '22

I thought so. The closest I've been to religion was Sara and, separately, Camille...wow! Married Camille...REALLY.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Aug 15 '22

No.

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u/DonRicardo1958 Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

She has more chins than a Chinese phone book. Edit: I stole this joke from Joan rivers.

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u/HermanCainShow Team AstraZeneca Aug 15 '22

This deserves way more upvotes 😂😂😂😂

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

Clever! Although in Mainland China none of the last names that we see in the West spelled "Chin" would be romanized that way. They would be Chen, Jin, Qian, and Qin. (Sorry I can't figure out how to put in the tone markings in this editor). In other Chinese-speaking countries, though, you might see some listings for "Chin."

Source.

Edited to insert link. Having trouble with this editor...

Edited to add: For example, the US, which has no official language and probably has a few Chinese-language phone books out there somewhere.

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u/ApeLikeyStock Aug 15 '22

Wow, Candace Owens really wrote that?! She’s fking crazy, huh?!

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u/jimjam721 Aug 15 '22

She can’t ride her “mobile”…ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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u/sctwinmom Vacation Matriarch Aug 16 '22

So morbidly obese she needs a scooter to get around. But no comorbidities, no, not her.

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u/sparkycat99 Aug 16 '22

I’m kinda surprised she’s still kicking

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u/Shieldmom Blood Donor 🩸 Aug 15 '22

OP named her…Jamila. 🤭

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u/BethMD Team Pfizer Aug 15 '22

I have heard it's a principle of the Quaker faith that one should try to find something nice to say about everyone and every situation. In this person's case, I'd say she's right about Slide 13. That's all I can muster.

(ETA Slide 17: Great, you cried out to G*d. Did you hear G*d say back, look at slide 16, you stupid sow, you're 400 pounds and you're whining about not being able to smoke?! Why do I even bother??!!)

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Aug 15 '22

Yes. Slide 13.

"You really can't talk to ignorant people."

Friend: "Is that why you two don't talk to me?"

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u/ceramikid Aug 15 '22

Why are these people so stupid?!?!?

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u/Bookreadingliberal49 Team Mix & Match Aug 16 '22

Hope she lives long enough to see her orange god convicted of espionage.

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u/redit3rd Team Moderna Aug 15 '22

Slide 9 with all of the "No" answers. It shows how much they struggle with anything beyond yes or no. The answer to all of the "Can we stop taking public health safety precautions once I get vaccinated?" really is "Once enough people get vaccinated". Not, no.

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u/Perigee-Apogee Get the Jabby-Jabby Aug 15 '22

Yes. That whole list of questions demanding yes-no answers was really misleading.

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u/Infynis Ivermectin is a Molecule Aug 15 '22

If god, "heard her the first time," why does she keep asking for more prayers on Facebook?

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u/Gackofalltradez Aug 15 '22

But when will she d!e?

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u/4quatloos Let that zink in Aug 15 '22

Killing yourself is a sin!

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u/Rickylostthatnumber Aug 15 '22

She's rather large.

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u/Interesting_Novel997 Quantum Professor - Team Bivalent Booster Aug 15 '22

Wow!!! The stupid is powerful in this nub! 😳

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u/hmstanley Aug 15 '22

4th time is a charm!!

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

General question, but how is a Lifetime Achievement nominee different from the garden-variety nom?

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u/starbetrayer 💰1 billion dollars GoFundMe💰 Aug 16 '22

long covid

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u/boofdahpoo130 Aug 16 '22

Thanks. I feel like an idiot for asking lol, but thanks for answering. :)

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u/ActiveEntertainer620 Nothing to be done Aug 16 '22

Total healing incoming.

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u/fishkeeper_420 Aug 16 '22

I have a coworker in her fifties or sixties about the same size who has also had Covid three times. The first time I heard her talk about the vaccine, she said a lot of young people were going to find out that they can't have kids in the future. Then one day out on the patio at work, someone asked her if she was vaccinated, and she said, "of course not! The government already takes enough money from me: I'll be damned, if I let them kill me!" (I guess she never did the mental math on how they could keep making money off of her when she's dead.) She then went on and on and on about her extensive Vitamin regimen.

Oh. And Covid killed her husband.

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u/achieve_my_goals Proud Member of the Jewish Cabal ✡️ Aug 16 '22

Why has Candeath not reaped this soul?

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u/Vixotica Mudblood Aug 17 '22

In-fush-ion

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u/AndriYatim Aug 15 '22

Bah!

She ate covid 3 times, hopefully they'll infuse her with dessert next time

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u/G-Unit11111 His name was Robert Paulsen 🥩🍞 Aug 16 '22

Trump fan ✅️

Evangelical right wing Christian ✅️

And what's that? No, Candace, noooooo!!!!

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u/CowFish_among_COWS Team Sinopharm Aug 16 '22

H

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u/Effective_Tiger_1485 Aug 16 '22

Jamila is extremely sexy and highly contagious alright

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u/ByebyePCB Aug 26 '22

Hope it gets her next time.

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u/UX-Ink 20d ago

"shame he doesn't exist" hilarious